Dogs are not as good as pigs

The festival is over, Father Xie went back after playing for a few days, the second sister also went back, and Jiang Wenming also moved back, but he can only do hard work, talk about sweet and sour love, and life is so different. A little calm in the ups and downs is restored

The director and Xiao Chen are always very serious about their careers, and the whole company can't stand it anymore. Facing the increasing number of jobs, Xiao Zhang is going bald, and so is Lao Xie.

The market research side actually asked us to go to the R&D department, and also asked us to recruit interns for the HR department? I don’t know how the company arranged it. Of course, Minister Xie didn’t want to go. That idiot Jiang Wenming would definitely not allow him to ask for leave.

Why can't we do it online? Because Party A's father said that it is more friendly to the people, it can better test the real needs of customers online, and at the same time increase our service attitude, so Minister Xie, Xiao Zi and two colleagues from the research department are at the door of the company Set up a "stand".

Minister Xie and Xiao Zi are at the east gate, and those two colleagues are at the west front gate. When they see a person passing by, they ask them to fill in a form and promote our company by the way.

Sitting here watching people come and go is really boring, Xiao Zi is having a great time playing, some of the forms are filled out so funny, Minister Xie reads while writing the report

Question: Are you satisfied with the social software you are using now?Where is the dissatisfaction?

Answer 1: Satisfied, met a lot of bigwigs

Answer 2: I am not satisfied. I was cheated of 5 yuan by online dating. Do you know how much instant noodles you can buy in Pinxixi for 5 yuan? !

Answer 3: I didn’t deduct 1 when I took the picture under what others said, so I was pulled into the discussion group and scolded for three days and three nights

Answer 4: The idol I like added me, and then I sent him a message every day hoping to impress him, and then I found out that my idol changed his name to another star

Answer 5: Dissatisfied, xswl, cpdd, kl

Answer 6...

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Question: Do you think there is anything that needs to be changed in the social software you are using now?

Answer 1: People who change social media

Answer 2: Such a handsome person, such a cruel heart, if deep love is a sin, then I would be ashamed!

Answer 3: Let’s change the plan, one less competitor means one less

Answer 4: The entire software needs to be changed. I still get stuck when I send a Chanel bag to Moments every day. Do you know that I have missed hundreds of millions of orders in order to send this Moments? !Really, I'm going to send Dior again today!

Answer 5: I think the report should be removed, otherwise I can't cheat money.

Answer 6: ...

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Question: Our company and Autism will launch a new type of social software "Duck Ya", which will meet the needs of the general public. Do you agree or disagree with this point of view?

Answer 1: Farewell, too much to scold

Answer 2: I don’t know if I agree or not. Uncle, do you want to have a romantic relationship with uncle Lolita? I’m QQ********

Answer 3: It doesn't matter, anyway, there are so many social software and it's not your turn to use them

Answer 4: I agree, I hope you can really meet the needs of the masses

Answer 5: Agree, Autism iron powder

Answer 6: ...

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Minister Xie died laughing after watching it. Is Xiao Zi looking for post-00s?

Sure enough, I have to find some normal-thinking people to fill in, otherwise what kind of investigation is there?

Minister Xie: "Miss Sister, excuse me, are you interested in filling out the form?"

Minister Xie showed a faint smile.But his report has not been finished yet, because there is no computer, so he can only write it by hand.

Miss No. 1: "What kind of watch is this?"

The two young ladies took their watches and looked at them.

Miss No. 2: "Is this your company?"

Minister Xie: "Yes, here is the survey form for our new project." Minister Xie introduced them very professionally, and thought that the two young ladies looked very good-looking without makeup.

I don’t know it’s already noon, and it happened that Manager Jiang came out to buy coffee, and Minister Xie was not used to it

Miss Sister No. 2: "Can I add a WeChat first?"

Minister Xie: "Huh? Me?"

For the first time in his life, Minister Xie, who was asked by a girl on WeChat, did not know that the danger was approaching

Miss Sister No. 1: "Yes, let me scan you"

Before he knew it, Manager Jiang had already walked behind Minister Xie, leaning on his waist and calmly said to the two girls: "His partner disagrees."

Minister Xie subconsciously: "Don't make trouble, I'm working."

Xie Bu patted the face of the person behind with his left hand

He looked extremely calm on the surface, but in fact, when he saw the young lady took out her mobile phone to scan, he had already exposed his original temper, and the hostility on his body was creepy.

Manager Jiang shouldn't be angry, he doesn't want to be coveted by others, this person belongs to him

Miss No. 12: "That's it..." The lady didn't know whether she was frightened, handsome or bumped, her expression was dull and mixed

Minister Xie looked at Miss Sister and turned his head.

Turn back again.

Minister Xie: "Still...still filling out the form?" Minister Xie didn't know whether he was frightened, shy or ashamed, his face blushed and lost his mind

Miss Sister No. 12: "Fill and fill" Miss Sister hurriedly took the form and filled it out, afraid of ing

Look at the scare of the young lady, Minister Xie wanted to cry, but he knew that he was always aggressive and jealous. Didn't he agree to this damn possessive desire?

Minister Xie: "You are far from my origin"

If this situation is left at home, I will definitely kiss him for 10 minutes. I just slapped him on the face. Minister Xie felt so embarrassed

Manager Jiang: "No" Manager Jiang is very firm

Minister Xie: "Public places!"

Manager Jiang: "I can't see it"

Minister Xie: "I can't see a fart, my hands are on my lap"

Manager Jiang: "I am angry"

Minister Xie remembered the sentence on the questionnaire just now, such a handsome man with a heart that owes him a lot.

Miss Sister No. 12: Is this why we are single?

Manager Jiang: "Let Xiao Zhang come down after dinner, and you go back to work." After speaking, he took Minister Xie's hand and led him to buy lunch. He wanted to hug him directly, but he was afraid that the treasure in his hand would run away.

Xiao Zhang: Manager Jiang will be my elder brother from now on

Minister Xie: "...oh"

Minister Xie watched Jiang Wenming holding his hand, and quickly stuck to it without saying anything.

Manager Jiang held Minister Xie's hand tightly. When watching TV after dinner the night before yesterday,

Xie Mingsheng: "Yuanming, there is good news, do you want to hear it?"

Jiang Wenming: "Huh?"

Xie Mingsheng: "My dad said, it's okay for me not to get married, unless someone will support you in the future"

Xie Mingsheng: "I'll tell my dad, why don't I find someone to support me now?"

Xie Mingsheng: "He just said I was stupid"

Xie Mingsheng was picking up the sofa cushions. The sofa cushions are soft and feel nice and warm. Since Jiang Wenming moved in, their small home has been very fulfilling, but some of the arrangements take up too much space and need to be rearranged.

Jiang Wenming: "I raise it"

Xie Mingsheng: "I didn't want you to support me"

Xie Mingsheng looked away from the TV

Jiang Wenming: "I will."

The same goes for Jiang Wenming. He said very piously that the wedding vows were just being read on TV.

Xie Mingsheng: "...I want to tell you that I will not break up with you. My parents are worried that I will have no one to accompany me when I get old. They all want to have grandchildren."

Xie Mingsheng is serious too.

Xie Mingsheng: "emmm...can we talk to my parents after my sister gives birth to the baby?"

Xie Mingsheng: "My dad is very talkative, but I'm afraid my mom won't accept it"

Jiang Wenming: "I will try my best to make them accept me"

Xie Mingsheng: "Before that, you could even think about surrogacy, and the most I could do was go to an orphanage to adopt one."

Jiang Wenming: "You know all about it?" Jiang Wenming laughed when he saw his daughter-in-law crossing her face and asking questions.

Xie Mingsheng went to the room and took out the car keys from his pocket. Don't mention how angry he was, but he was educated by his sister who sold herself because of a car.

Xie Mingsheng: "Well, I'll give you the car, make it look like I'm going to marry you" Are you still laughing!?

Jiang Wenming: "Give it to our sister, it's not considered a bride price, and there is no reason to return what you give away,"

Jiang Wenming held Xie Mingsheng in his arms and kissed him.

Xie Mingsheng: "...you know mine, even if my sister wants it, I won't accept it" My sister wants to return it to you, if she doesn't, mine will still be kept in the dark

Sister Xie also read some strange books.

At that time, she said this: "Xiao Sheng, you can help me return this car, but promise sister, you must be good" and smiled like an aunt.

Xie Mingsheng: "You can rest assured that your bowel movements are normal"

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Jiang Wenming: "But I can't think of anything to protect

Jiang Wenming was straightforward, but Xie Mingsheng was stunned again.

Xie Mingsheng: "... Then... live like this?"

There is a substantial guarantee, which is a reassurance for Sister Xie. Xie Mingsheng doesn't think so. He likes him and wants to be with him. It's all his business. You can't be afraid of the path you choose.

Jiang Wenming: "Yes."

Jiang Wenming kissed his daughter-in-law on the forehead, but his heart was full of thoughts.

At the age of talking about marriage, it seems to be figured out. At this time, they talked and laughed overnight, and the matter was still unresolved. As a result, Manager Jiang has been working overtime crazily for the past few days, day and night. He feels that his life is only work and Minister Xie, thank you The minister also knew what he was worried about, but he couldn't comfort him.

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