Dogs are not as good as pigs

As soon as Li Siyuan saw him, he ran towards him directly, like a child in kindergarten seeing his parents come to pick him up.

Li Siyuan: "Brother Yuanming! Why are you here?"

Jiang Wenming: "..."

Xie Mingsheng: "Yuan Ming?" Isn't it Jiang Wenming?

Li Siyuan: "Hey, aren't you the one who eavesdropped last time?"

Xie Mingsheng: I didn't eavesdrop, ok?

Li Siyuan: "Are you dating?"

Xie Mingsheng: "You can see that too?" Is it really so obvious?

Li Siyuan: "Of course, I know brother Yuanming." Li Siyuan said proudly, so he straightened his waist, and the temperament of learning to dance came out.

Xie Mingsheng: "Huh?"

Xie Mingsheng: "Come here, explain, explain, go"

Xie Mingsheng looked at Jiang Wenming who was sweeping the fallen leaves, his eyes seemed to have needles, and he said firmly and forcefully, it's over.

Li Siyuan: "It's a baby name, it was given to Brother Yuanming by my aunt when I was a child."

Xie Mingsheng: "Your mother is really good at picking, Yuan, Ming, brother." So good that my boyfriend doesn't even know it.

Jiang Wenming: What happened to me?

Li Siyuan: "Oh, I'm so sorry, it's all my fault, I made Brother Yuanming's boyfriend angry."

Xie Mingsheng: "Who is angry?"

Li Siyuan: "I'm sorry, if my brother is angry, I can apologize!"

Xie Mingsheng: "Huh?" Who is your brother, little brother.

Li Siyuan: "Brother, are you hard of hearing? You can do whatever you want me to do, please don't humiliate me!"

Xie Mingsheng: "Haha"

Jiang Wenming: "Uh,,,"

The large-scale tearing scene is about to start, please prepare the bench and melon seeds, and show respect to the performers.

A person suddenly popped up at a critical moment:

A volunteer: "Hey, do you know why nursing homes have to recruit temporary volunteers?"

Xie Mingsheng's gossip soul instantly ignited.

Xie Mingsheng: "Why?"

Li Siyuan: "I know, I know, because the sunset red nursing home next door recently hired volunteers there at a high price!" Li Xiaocute immediately raised her hand to answer!

Xie Mingsheng: "How do you know?"

A volunteer: "Yes, how do you know?"

Li Siyuan: "Because I am a volunteer from Sunset Red next door"

...It's not funny at all, okay?

A volunteer: "Then you must not know the love and hatred between our dean Sun Huihui and Dean Sunset Red"

No, what about tearing up?

Xie Mingsheng: "Just look at the name, there is a clue"

Li Siyuan: "That's right, you think we're stupid, talk about it quickly"

Xie Mingsheng and Li Siyuan immediately pulled a volunteer to sit under a chair next to the tree and listen to gossip, leaving Jiang Wenming alone in the wind.

A volunteer: "The dean of the setting sun gray and the dean of the setting sun red are good sisters for many years..."

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Li Siyuan: "Damn, this kind of thing is very common. Brother Mingsheng, let me tell you, Lao Jiang was dumped by his first love girlfriend before!"

Xie Mingsheng: "What...what?" He also has an ex-girlfriend? Doesn't he like men?

Li Siyuan: "That woman was Lao Jiang's first love in high school. They were together when Lao Jiang graduated from university. The woman ate his and used his and cheated. Later, Lao Jiang proposed to break up."

Li Siyuan thought for a while, then continued, but Xie Mingsheng next to him didn't know what expression he should have.

Li Siyuan: "Our Lao Jiang is so good because he went abroad for half a month to relax"

Li Siyuan: "That woman is not worth it at all, okay?"

Xie Mingsheng: "Yes, Jiang Wenming is really blind"

……

Dean of the setting sun gray: "On behalf of the elderly in our hospital, I would like to thank everyone present here. Thank you for participating in today's temporary event. The volunteers we recruited should come tomorrow. Please invite everyone who participated in this event, ah , Queue up to receive our big gift bag for this code scanning event!"

A volunteer: "Cut, it's paying attention to the official account again"

Volunteer A: "Let's go quickly"

Volunteer B: "Yeah"

A staff member: "Everyone, please line up and don't make noise!"

……

Xie Mingsheng and others didn't go to pick it up, they had to line up, and they didn't do much, it was Jiang Wenming who did it all afternoon.Then they decided to go to dinner, it was already seven o'clock.

During the meal, Li Siyuan kept telling him about his childhood, and Xie Mingsheng listened with gusto, while Jiang Wenming peeled shrimp for Xie Mingsheng.The more they chatted, the more they got in tune, and they drank to death. In the end, both of them were drunk, and Jiang Wenming regretted not driving.

After calling Li Siyuan away, Jiang Wenming took Xie Mingsheng on his back and took a taxi on the side of the road. However, it seemed that

Xie Mingsheng: "I'm angry!"

Xie Mingsheng's face was flushed, his hands and feet were cold, and he swayed on Jiang Wenming's body. The two of them almost fell to the ground together. Jiang Wenming had to change into a princess hug. It's really embarrassing to take a taxi like this on the street.

Jiang Wenming: "You are drunk"

Xie Mingsheng: "I didn't!"

Xie Mingsheng: "You scumbag! Go away!"

Jiang Wenming: "Okay, okay, my little darling." My ancestors, they would have known not to let their daughter-in-law drink so much, they are so cute when they are so grown-up.

Xie Mingsheng: "vomit"

Almost threw up.

Jiang Wenming: "Master, I will pay ten times the price for the car."

Good guy, the master successfully extorted three thousand, and Xie Mingsheng really vomited on him.

Fortunately, Xie Mingsheng vomited in the driver's car. This old Gong with a slight obsession with cleanliness was very relieved, but his big trouble came——

Xie Mingsheng: "Scumbag, I want to break up! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Jiang Wenming: "Hiss—"

It took Jiang Wenming a lot of effort to carry him in from the door, and Xie Mingsheng took advantage of the situation and took a bite of his hand.

Jiang Wenming: "You've heard what Xiao Si said nonsense again"

President Jiang began to panic.My heart sank.

Xie Mingsheng sat down on the ground, tears streaming down his face, crying so hard that his heart would break.

Xie Mingsheng: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Jiang Wenming: "Don't cry, okay?"

Jiang Wenming knelt down, held his face with both hands, and kissed his forehead cautiously and worriedly. He doesn't know how to coax others. He can do whatever he wants. As long as he doesn't cry, why wouldn't he be the most precious person? Afraid how to give up.

And Xie Mingsheng was crying all the time. He cried out all his grievances today. He hadn't cried since he was in high school.

Xie Mingsheng: "Uuuuuuuuuu, do you not love me?"

Xie Mingsheng: "Xiao Si told me! Huh...uh, you still have an ex-girlfriend!"

Jiang Wenming: "I only love you now"

Jiang Wenming would be scared to cry if he didn't cry.

Xie Mingsheng: "Then why does Xiao Si know so many things about you, I...I don't even know, woo... woo woo"

Xie Mingsheng: "You don't tell me anything!"

Xie Mingsheng: "I don't know anything, I'm not happy at all! Woooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Jiang Wenming: "Pfft...ummm"

Crying with joy, Jiang Wenming didn't know whether to laugh or cry, the first person who wanted to know him.

Xie Mingsheng: "I'm not happy! I'm sad!"

Xie Mingsheng sobbed softly with his mouth pouted, his eyes were also red, at first glance he thought it was that heartbroken man who betrayed some girl.

Jiang Wenming: You scared me to death, do you know?

Afterwards, Jiang Wenming carried him to the bathroom and took a bath. Maybe he fell asleep from crying and fell asleep, and he relied on him when taking a bath, but Jiang Wenming still took advantage of it. After tossing until eleven o'clock, Wash your wife clean.

Author gossip:

so stupid