look at my temper

When He Yuanfeng came out of the room in the middle of the night to find water to drink, the light in the living room was still on.The TV was on and the radio was playing.The voices of the male and female protagonists of the TV series arguing overlapped with the electric anchor's voice on the radio, making it extremely noisy.

This made He Yuanfeng, who had a headache from conceiving the plot, even more irritable.

However, 15 seconds later, he found that there was no one in the living room... Gu Yichan, why are you making such a noise when no one is there! ! !Is the electricity fee free? ! ! !

He Yuanfeng frowned, turned off the TV, turned off the radio, turned off... the lights were still on.Just as it was about to close, a head protruded from the crack of the balcony door to stop He Yuanfeng.Hey, the night is so quiet, like the scene of a horror story.He Yuanfeng almost smashed the phone on Gu Yichan's face.

"Hey, don't turn it off!" Gu Yichan didn't know the effect he had caused, so he still complained there.

"...You motherfucker! Cao! Fuck his relative's sun!..."

When He Yuanfeng controlled his frightened heart and the swearing that he rushed forward, he found that Gu Yichan was looking at him with a kind of resentful gaze.In He Yuanfeng's mind, he automatically brought this gaze to the female ghost with long hair and white clothes.So he yelled subconsciously:

"Grandma Cao's!"

Gu Yichan: "..."

Gu Yichan wasn't blind, even He Yuanfeng made it so obvious.Of course he knew he was scared.Although the instigator may be himself, although He Yuanfeng's frightened posture is really funny-it's very similar to the aunt in the vegetable market who finds out that the price of cabbage has increased, but well, no one will be scolded suddenly and unprepared. very happy.

Gu Yichan sighed, and retracted his head to the balcony.He took two puffs of the cigarette and exhaled the smoke as if he was depressed.It's a pity that the smoke is exhausted, and the depression is not only exhaled.Not long after, the person who caused his depression also stood on the balcony.well.

"...Why did you smoke?" In view of the extremely embarrassing reaction just now, He Yuanfeng's complexion and even his tone were not very good, making this sentence sound like a questioning.

"It's annoying." Although he was telling the truth, Gu Yichan leaned on the railing of the balcony with a cigarette in his mouth, looking careless and careless.At first glance, it seems to be pretending.

"Look at what you said, who in the world is not annoying?" He Yuanfeng sneered and said sarcastically.

Gu Yichan shrugged and didn't answer.The two of them looked at each other in silence for a while, staring at the cigarette butts on Gu Yichan's fingertips, which were going on and off, strangely, neither of them felt embarrassed.

When the smoke was about to bottom out, Gu Yichan said angrily, "Why are you looking for me?"

"It's time to rest, relax." He Yuanfeng's tone was still the same as usual, not as good as usual.

Gu Yichan, who had already learned to separate He Yuanfeng's tone from the content of his speech, couldn't help softening his expression a little: "Did you finish painting today's task?"

However, He Yuanfeng's attitude is still that of a thunderbolt: "I didn't see that you used to assign tasks every day when you were painting. You used to only do this when the deadline was approaching."

Gu Yichan: "..." He had a stinky face and stopped talking.He felt that He Yuanfeng's face was disgusting again, and he chatted as he chatted, why bring it up?Gu Yichan actually doesn't like people mentioning that he used to paint.

He Yuanfeng didn't notice it, and he didn't even care if Gu Yichan didn't reply.After another period of silence, he took the lead and said, "What about you? Why haven't you painted?"

Ha, stepping on thunder accurately.

Gu Yichan looked like a gourd with its mouth sawn off, and he couldn't answer a word for a while: How would he answer this?If painting is Gu Yichan's love, then between love and bread, Gu Yichan chose bread.However, although it is a choice made by oneself, in the face of the lost love, it is a lie to say that it is not painful.

This is also the reason why Gu Yichan doesn't have a big temper even though He Yuanfeng's attitude towards Gu Yichan is so bad.Gu Yichan is also short-tempered!He just couldn't control it after hearing that He Yuanfeng made a living out of painting, and secretly projected a small part of his dream on He Yuanfeng's voice.

However, now, for Gu Yichan, He Yuanfeng's question is like standing in front of his own ideal and asking himself: Why did you give up on me?

Ah, this is really a sad thing.

I don't know if He Yuanfeng's "emotional intelligence has exploded" suddenly. After seeing Gu Yichan's evasive silence, he changed the topic very understandingly: "I remember you quit smoking before."

"Isn't it too stressful?"

This time it was He Yuanfeng's turn to stop talking. Feeling uncomfortable, Gu Yichan turned his head and saw He Yuanfeng was looking at him with a painful expression. This look was exactly the same as his father's look when he saw that he had another girlfriend— —It was like condemning: You scumbag, how come you are even more scumbag.

Good guy, he's just smoking a cigarette.Can't it? !

Gu Yichan only felt worse.

I can't talk today.

Depressedly put out the cigarette.Gu Yichan struggled between turning around and leaving and continuing to chat, and decided that if the next topic couldn't be discussed, he'd better go back to the room to wash and sleep.

But what else is there to talk about between them?There seems to be none, except...

In the next second, Gu Yichan heard himself asking: "What's wrong with you? Have we misunderstood?"

Although he really wanted to ask this question, he was right.But at this second, Gu Yichan really felt that impulsiveness is the devil, he might as well go to sleep.

And He Yuanfeng's reaction also confirmed Gu Yichan's regret.

I saw him with a tense face, like a man who would explode at any moment: "What do you mean?"

Regret is regret, but can you be cowardly at this time?Must not!So Gu Yichan continued to poke his neck and replied: "What else can it mean, literally."

"Literally? How dare you??!" He Yuanfeng raised his voice, almost roaring.After roaring, he still couldn't let go of his anger, so he raised his fist and punched Gu Yichan.

Gu Yichan was caught off guard by being punched: "..." He was blindfolded for two full seconds.

And Gu Yichan two seconds later: Huh? !In this world, who is not a monster waiting to explode!

……

It can only be said that fortunately there is nothing on the balcony, so there is no need to worry about breaking it.

……

Misunderstanding this kind of thing has never been resolved by fighting.

What fighting can solve is the excessive energy brought about by emotional stimulation in two people, so as to achieve the basic condition for two people to coexist peacefully - if you don't have the strength to fight, you can naturally talk well - of course, if at that time the two People still have energy to speak.

As it stands, no.

Moreover, Gu Yichan didn't realize that he had to go to work tomorrow after finishing a fight.He looked at himself in the mirror with a broken heart, with a bruised nose and swollen face.

What kind of tomb should I build for myself tomorrow?Gu Yichan thought desperately.How can we make social death not too ugly?

After a while, He Yuanfeng entered the toilet with the same face, holding a hard-boiled peeled egg in his hand.

Gu Yichan ignored it.Now he just wants to hold his head and cry, the kind of crying that hugs his head and says "what's wrong with you head".

He Yuanfeng pursed his lips but spoke up: "Shall I rub it for you?"

"...No, just rub yourself." Gu Yichan sighed and refused.

He Yuanfeng didn't leave, he even leisurely leaned against the toilet door: "I don't need to go out for work tomorrow."

Gu Yichan: "..."

For fear that Gu Yichan didn't understand, He Yuanfeng added another sentence unhurriedly: "I don't need to meet anyone with this face."

Gu Yichan: "..."

"So," He Yuanfeng continued to speak slowly against Gu Yichan's murderous gaze, "Do you want me to rub it for you?"

In view of the serious consequences of fighting, killing | people, and dying together... 1000 words of Gu Yichan's dirty words are omitted here.