[One Piece] The days when you and 34 Jun grabbed a job

In Two-dimensional, far away from us, there is a world called One Piece.Among the four seas in that world, there is a sea called the East China Sea.On the vast sea, there is a very small ship called Sea Restaurant Baratti.Among the many rooms in Baratti, there is a small room that belongs to Baili and Sanji.In the room, there is a small bathroom.In the small bathroom, an incredible event happened with these two people as the protagonists.

In the misty bathroom, the white and delicate body was stained with blood, like a red plum tree blooming in the snow, bringing heat to the severe winter.Hot?Ah, so hot. . .

Sanji turned his back and blinked fiercely, trying to erase the shadows imprinted on his eyelids. You know, the descriptions below the neck are now under martial law, and I will definitely be arrested!but. . .

"Hey, you have problems not only with race, but also with gender!" The belated sense of betrayal made Sanji feel sour.Even gender, is it fake? "Why did you lie to me?!"

"What race and gender?" Baili was confused, "But what are you doing with your back? I'm still bleeding, is this your attitude?!"

Recalling the scene he saw before, Sanji also panicked, remembering that Baili was just a 14-year-old boy, er, no, a girl, and she might not know anything without being taught. (How do you know...)

"Uh, this, this is very normal." Sanji stumbled as he explained, "From now on, you will bleed for a few days every month..."

"So that's the case." Baili wiped his butt with a towel, "Would you do the same?"

"How is that possible! I'm different from you!" Sanji turned around excitedly to retort, then quickly turned back, "I'm a man!"

"What's the difference between you and me!" Baili stared at Sanji's back with wide eyes angrily, "Turn around! Why are you turning your back on me!"

"No!" Sanji said firmly.I'm a young man with good roots, how can I turn around casually, I will be impure.

"Turn me around!" Baili stepped forward and forced Sanji to turn around by forcefully breaking Sanji's shoulders, "tell me what's different between me and you! I will definitely be the sous chef, you contemptuous person Brat!"

"Hey hey!" Sanji quickly closed his eyes, "That's right, the part below your neck, below your chest, below your stomach, above your calves, above your thighs, the part."

"I don't understand the above and below, explain clearly." Baili grabbed Sanji by the collar, "What are you doing with your eyes closed? Open them for me, you brat!"

"I won't open!" Resolutely protect harmony.

"Open it!" Baili opened Sanji's eyes with two fingers.

"Stop making trouble, I'll open it, can't I open it..." Sanji opened his eyes, looking innocently at the ceiling of the bathroom.Ah, our ceiling is so clean.

"That's about the same." Baili let go, "Listen up, brat, I will definitely be the sous chef, just wait for me."

"Yes yes yes." Sanji replied.At that time, I was the chef haha, idiot, but the topic was turned around, isn’t it a bit fast.

"That's right." Baili nodded in satisfaction, "So, stop talking nonsense that I'm a woman. How could I be like those women who are in trouble for no reason."

"No way!" Sanji grabbed Baili's shoulders with both hands (hey! What a pure young man!), looking seriously into Baili's eyes, "Ms. is the most beautiful creature in this world, you can't deny your gender!"

"Here it goes again." Baili shouted at Sanji angrily, "You say that I am not a man or a woman without evidence, you can show me the evidence if you have the ability!"

"Evidence." Sanji swallowed silently.Isn't the evidence the one between the legs, ahem, the extra thing, take it out or something. . . "You want me to show you the evidence?!" Hey, hey, it's too foul, this is a red card, Chi Guoguo's red card! !The referee has been blowing the whistle for a long time, hey hey hey!

"That's right." Baili nodded, "Otherwise you wouldn't be able to say that I'm not a man."

"Well, Blackie..." Sanji's eyes wandered, "Let's not discuss this issue for now, okay, how about this, you put on your clothes first, after we get dressed, have a good sleep, tomorrow I will Take you to buy [I am Xiao Li, who am I afraid of], the great writer who wrote the masterpiece of the century of "Hey, Curly Hair" (Hey! The advertisement is shameful!) "On the extra things of the young and young girls" for you Look, and then you'll know everything, okay?"

"Hmph." Baili let go, "For Xiao Li's sake, I will spare you."

"That's right." Sanji nodded frantically, "Then quickly put on your clothes, I'll get them for you~" Finally he was relieved.

"I won't wear it!" Baili refused to put on the clothes.

"What!" The feeling of falling from heaven to hell is not good, and Sanji's tone didn't know where he flew, "Isn't it all agreed!! You can't go back on your word!!"

"I'm still bleeding, don't I also get dirty when I put it on, do you know how troublesome it is to wash clothes!" Someone super lazy.

"Uh, that's right." The inexperienced Sao Nian also had a hard time, "Why don't you stuff it with a towel?"

"Ah, trouble, how long will it take to wash this!!!" Baili scratched his head irritably, "I must be on fire!!"

Guliang, it's the nosebleed that got angry, not the blood of my aunt, what are you thinking about? Hey, hey!

In this way, the night passed.

during the day.

Xiao Li's excellent 24-hour service plus door-to-door delivery, the male and female versions of "On the Extra Stuff of the Girls in Sao Nian" have been received.The full text is easy to understand, and there are small illustrations in the Q version. The boy version comes with unlimited paper and practical balloons, and the girl version also comes with a cute little Li elastic body-fitting and comfortable bag, so that no matter how you move, you will not be right. Leak after leak and side leak~ Dear, remember to praise~

In short, whether it is Chugeshan or Mudaobai, after reading Xiao Li's works, they all understand Enen properly.

"Don't worry, you'll still grow up." Sanji glanced vaguely at the part below Baili's neck and above her stomach, and patted her on the shoulder to express comfort and encouragement.

"Tell me, why am I a woman!" Baili's face was full of resentment, "It's just that one is missing, ehhhh!"

"Shh, don't say it, you will be harmed!" Sanji anxiously covered Baili's mouth to stop her.

"Tell me, is it okay if I cut off yours and press it on me?" Baili whispered in Sanji's ear.

"No, no, no, absolutely not!!" Feeling some inexplicable chill down below, Sanji shook his head crazily, "Not only will you be broken, but I will be broken, absolutely don't have such thoughts!!"

"Got it." Baili took off Sanji's hand covering his mouth, "I'm just talking."

"Actually..." Sanji hesitated to speak.

"Actually what?"

"Actually, even if you don't cut off mine, it can appear in your body." Sanji muttered softly. (Hey hey hey! Stop it!) "It's nothing, you have to rest now, I heard that the pain is terrible."

"Got it, three or four mothers." Bai Liwo rolled around on the bed wrapped in a quilt.

"You." Sanji shook his head helplessly, "Lie down properly, don't roll around." Then he closed the door gently.

"Hey, brat." Zeff pushed open the door, "What's the matter, are you sick?"

"I'm not a brat." Baili, who was reading a book on the bed with a proud face, suddenly sat up and looked at Zhefu seriously.

"Hmph, a brat will always be a brat." Zeff hit Baili on the head with his tall chef's hat.

"You have to call me a stinky girl from now on, do you understand the stinky old man!" Baili held his head, "Don't keep beating me, if it's not that I can't beat you. Just wait for me."

"What! How dare you talk back!" Zhefu wanted to hit again, "But, brat?!"

"What are you doing? It's just that you haven't been there for a day. Just let them come back in a few days, stingy! I'm going to have a good rest today!" (Girls Version)", "Look carefully."

"What?" Zhefu looked at the opened pages, "'Girls are more powerful creatures than men, because they bleed every month but will not die, let them rest well and take good care of them during the bleeding period, Meet their needs. Anyone who violates it will be struck by lightning. 'What is this writing? Are you a girl?"

"That's right." Baili took the book in Zhefu's hand, with a proud face, "I'm stronger than a man [accent], girl." Because of this sentence, someone who fully accepts her identity as a girl.

"It's up to you." Zhefu stroked his nose hair and beard, and made some calculations, "But you are a girl, you have to wear girl's clothes from now on, and you can't live in the same room with Sanji anymore. Well, I'll get you another room."

"Enen, that's right." I remembered what was said in the book, "As long as a girl wears beautiful clothes, she can defeat [emphasis] men from the inside out, and let men bow down under your pomegranate skirt." "Girls should be reserved, Let men see it but not touch it, so that they can obey what they say [accent] can't stop', Baili nodded quite satisfied.

"Then you should have a good rest." Zeff closed the door with a meaningful smile.

Now, the restaurant can attract more customers again, hehehe.

A few days later, Baili and Sanji, who had stopped the bleeding, went shopping together.

It's still the same, and they will meet at the port after purchasing separately.After parting with Sanji, Baili is going to buy some girls' clothes (please applaud) to practice the words in Xiao Li's book.

fashion store.

"Welcome." The enthusiastic clothing store owner came forward, "Do you want to buy clothes, little girl?"

"Huh?" Baili Zhizhi, who had stepped back uncomfortably because the other party was too close, stopped and looked at her, "You have eyes, aunt."

"Naughty." The aunt's face twitched, and she quickly smiled again, "I'm only 39 years old, and I'm still single, just call me sister."

"Auntie, I want to buy some clothes." Baili blinked.

"I'll give you a discount if you call me sister." The aunt raised her eyebrows.

"Sister, please give me a [-]% discount." Baili changed his words wisely.

"Too, too cruel~" The aunt held her heart together, "Most, up to [-]% off."

"[-]% discount, auntie." Baili's expression turned cold.

"Okay, okay." The aunt wept silently.The current Xiaoguliang, really, is too disrespectful to the old.Regaining her energy, the aunt enthusiastically picked out clothes for Baili, and as a result, the more she tried, the more motivated she became.

"Little girl, you look so good in this dress." The aunt looked at Baili who was wearing a black camisole, a tan strapless top and a white pleated skirt in front of her. Her exposed skin was fair and tender, "That's right. The breasts are a bit small, but it’s okay, sister, I’ll teach you how to take care of them.” Patted his stalwart breasts, promising it.

"It feels so cool down here, is it so convenient to move around?" Baili tugged at the hem of her skirt, kicked her legs, and did stretching exercises.

"This is my sister's favorite work. The elasticity is very good. How about it? I haven't encountered any resistance at all." The aunt rubbed her chin and nodded with satisfaction, "It's time to change to a pink one, a white flat-angled one. Cute is cute, but the white skirt really needs to be paired with a pink triangular panty~" After speaking, he took out a pink lace panty.

"Hell, do I really want to wear this sausage-colored Pangci?" Baili refused.

"If you don't wear it, I won't give a discount." The aunt looked at Baili's mouth that was about to open, and added, "It's useless to call me aunt."

"Okay." Baili compromised.

"Ah, it really aroused my enthusiasm again." The aunt walked around Baili excitedly, "Nane, little girl, are you interested in representing my store? I will provide you with clothes for free, and you can help our store promote it." How about it?"

"Too troublesome." Baili pouted, "I'm very busy."

"That's it..." The aunt thought for a while, "It's okay, I'll help you design the clothes, you just need to come and pick them up when you have time, and then take a photo, how about that?"

"Okay." Baili agreed, seeing an accessory in the store out of the corner of his eye, and reached for it, "I want this."

"No. Although you have a collar that can be strung with this, it doesn't match your style. I don't allow any flaws in my work!" The aunt refused, "And this is for men, so you can't use it. After thinking about it, "It can't be, is it a gift?"

"Troubleshooting." Baili rolled his eyes at the gossiping aunt.

"Hey." The aunt rubbed her hands, "It's not just for you to use it yourself, I just don't ask."

pier.

Baili carried the full package to Sanji who was waiting at the pier, and Sanji took the big package.After removing the package, Sanji saw Bairi's girl costume.Averting his eyes, his ears turned red quietly, coughed, and pretended to be calm, he said, "It's pretty nice."

"Oh." Baili wiped off the sweat from his forehead, "It's quite tiring to carry him all the way, and there are a bunch of men always blocking the way, it's so hot, let's go back soon."

"What? A man?!" Sanji turned his head to look at Baili, and quickly pushed down the hem of Baili's fanning skirt. Ah hello!Although I don't mind, but there are others, ah hey!

"What are you doing! It's quite useful, and it can also be used to fan the wind!" Baili struggled dissatisfied.

"No!" Sanji stretched his arms for a hundred miles, held down the skirt behind his butt, and stared at the men around him who cast their gazes, "If you do this again, I won't comb your hair and cut your nails. "

"Okay." Baili fanned the wind with his hands dissatisfied, "Let's go back quickly, I want to turn on the air conditioner and have a cold drink."

"Go obediently and don't move around. If you are obedient, I will go back and do it for you." Sanji weighed the weight, grabbed it with his hand, and picked up the package.

"Cut." Baili took a step forward, "I can do it myself, whoever asks you to do it."

"Yes, yes, yes." Sanji walked behind Baili, paying attention to the unruly flying skirt from time to time, and blocked it at the right time.

Where to buy clothes, really bad.

night.

The half-hidden door was pushed open, and Sanji, who was leaning on the bed and flipping through cooking books, looked up at Baili who pushed the door.Baili stretched out the hand behind his back, with a flattering expression, "I agreed to comb my hair for me."

"Do I have it?" Sanji raised an eyebrow.

"I said it during the day, you can't play tricks!" Baili's eyes widened.

"Really? Alright then." Sanji and Kamisho stretched out their hands, "Bring me the comb."

"Yeah." Baili closed the door, ran to the bed, handed the comb to Sanji, then climbed onto the bed, sat cross-legged on the bed, and waited for Sanji to smooth his hair.

Sanji was sitting behind Baili, with his legs spread apart beside Baili, combing Baili's hair and rubbing it on his head.The one in front of him is not a person, nor is it a wolf. The coquettish appearance of rolling and begging for his hair is obviously a dog.

"Hey, three or four." After combing, Baili turned around and stretched out his other hand in front of Sanji, "Here you are."

"What." Sanji looked at Baili's clenched fist in confusion, "I can't cut my nails before they grow, I owe it to you next time."

"Really, it's a deal." Baili got a windfall, his brows and eyes curved into smiles, and he spread his palms, "This necklace is for you."

"Necklace?" Lying in Baili's palm was a chain, and Sanji took it from Baili's hand with some surprise, "Thank you."

"Hey." Baili turned around and leaned against Sanji's arms, poking at Sanji's leg, "Nane, three or four, comb a little longer~"

"Yes yes yes." Sanji continued to comb.

"But Xiao Hei, why would you think of giving me this." Sanji blushed slightly, "It can't be, he just gave it to me if he likes it."

"Xiao Hei? Baili?" No one answered, Sanji looked at Baili in his arms, and found that she had fallen asleep with her eyes closed.

Carefully laying Baili flat and tucked in the quilt, Sanji held the chain and looked carefully, "This is obviously a trouser chain." After hanging up the chain, Sanji stood at the head of the bed and looked at Baili who was sleeping soundly, helplessly. smiled.

"This idiot..."

The author has something to say: yo, Xiao Li, I am getting fat~Scattering flowers~~

Every time I haven't written for a long time, I have a headache at the beginning. . .

And I suddenly found a picture that looks like Baili, just change the eyes to amber and the hair to black~~

Yay~ This chapter is Pink Fat Time~~ Why don't you just change the name to One Day One Fat Time? It's so cute~~ (it's muddy!)

Just Jiangzi, please comment, please collect~~