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Ouyang Shaogong doesn't like to see creatures like cats at all. To put it bluntly, he almost hates cats!

There are two reasons -

First, I don't remember whether it was the last time or the last time, the crossing soul was originally prepared, and it was going to be on a dying five or six-year-old child, but accidentally got scratched by a fat cat's paw He was dead, so he had no choice but to be attached to the cat, he was fed some super-nutritious food every day, and the roundness that he despised to death became even rounder.

God knows that was not his intention, you will die if you feed some vegetables to the cat!Even if your son's family is so rich that he can buy a city with a wave of his hand, he will be robbed sooner or later if he flaunts his wealth!And Le Wuyi, can you stop taking the tasteless name of "meat and bag", anyway, you are also a man and a person who has gone to school!

That's right, you like to make Yanjia, and it's your own business to throw the materials everywhere, but...!

Can you please stop talking to me every time you enter the room?I'm not in that mood, really!

It's already depressing enough to transfer my soul to a fat cat, can you leave me alone for a while?Don't say thank you grandpa thank you grandpa as soon as something happens--well, in the end, it will be replaced by master master, you crazy fan who loves teachers, hurry up and go find Xie Yi non-stop!

What, you said that you are not a fan of brains, and you have been chasing him just because you admire him?Get the hell out of you, worship to the point of making soup with your hands, go up to the hall and down to the kitchen to warm your bed, come on, you are a wife!

Oh, by the way, recently your master's old affairs diary was published again, it is to make up the rhythm for you again, don't you believe it?Stand over, hurry up, and the cliff will poke you desperately, and the soft girl will automatically play the special background music "Mountain and Flowing Water" for making up the knife...

(It's like a little angel innocently touching the back of his head. Why does the meat bun always look at me covetously? Is it because there is less food for him? I will ask the cook to add another meal... Desperately pulling hatred is worth ing)

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Ouyang Shaogong squinted his eyes and smiled softly looking at Feng Qingxue's bosom, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow cute Poky kitten eating his wife's tofu, with black lilies blooming behind him...

Fuck!That is the welfare that I have worked hard for several years, and I have been relying on it for only one day!He even snatched Lao Zhi's bed! ! ! (╬▼dish▼）

The sea dragon sings! ! ! !

Well, Ouyang's former boss, who is an invisible wife control, is not willing to affect his wife at all, and the part-time wife's strict management does not dare to meow it at will. This is really a helpless (xi) but (wen) helpless (le) What about He(jian)... ╮(╯▽╰)╭

A figure fanatic propped his chin, considering whether to buy a new model of a fat cat.

"Look, Shaogong, Boqi is very cute, isn't it?" Feng Qing held Boqi in both hands and approached Ouyang Shaogong, with crooked eyebrows and smiling like a flower.

"Yes, very, cute, cute!" Ouyang Shaogong gritted his teeth and commented on the appearance of Boqi kitten word by word, and then coaxed Qingxue to put it down with a smile on his face, ready to take her out for the first time N times honeymoon.

The latter refused righteously: "No, Susu said, Xiangling has a baby, and Boqi drags us to take good care of it. If we go out again, and Boqi stays at home alone, then what should we do?" How pitiful!"

Baili Shaoxia really didn't let you take care of it.

Really!

Not to mention stealing all of Xiangling's attention, it almost made him lose his right to exercise as a husband. At night, he was tired of lying together, relying on my youngest appearance, the cutest in the world, to coax Baili Tusu all day long. Go to the guest room to sleep, Baili Tusu, who is the older generation's vinegar jar, really doesn't want you to make it easy, really!

Fortunately, Xiangling is pregnant and cannot touch furry animals, otherwise...

Will this fat cat end well?

So Baili Shaoxia, you sent this cat here because you want to get rid of it?

Ha ha - you underestimate me!

"Qingxue, some important medicinal herbs in the green jade altar have been used up recently, how about going up the mountain with me?"

"Huh?" For some reason, Feng Qingxue's mind was spinning very fast today, "Why do you want to go there in person?"

Looking at him puzzled, Feng Qingxue felt more and more that something was wrong with Shaogong today~

No, it should be strange since Susu sent Boqi here, but what happened to Boqi?

She lowered her head and followed the purring cat lying comfortably on her chest. The girl looked at the man in yellow in front of her without knowing why, but she saw her husband staring at him with a smile on his lips. For myself, for some reason, that smile looked rather creepy.

"Oh? Qingxue now has a new love and forgets the old love, and she doesn't even care about my life?" Shao Gong said slowly, with a gloomy look in his eyes, but there was a sense of grievance in plain sight.

Seeing what he said, Qingxue immediately discarded her helmet and armor: "No, no, no, Shao Gong, I didn't mean that, I... let's go up the mountain, okay? Don't be sad..."

Embracing his wife, he picked up Fatty Pochi and threw it to the ground, secretly giving him a smug look.

snort!Fight with me, Lao Zhi's proficient pretending to be pitiful mode is unrivaled once you start it, unless you have the same as Baili Tusu's incredible skills of "twisting your waist, throwing your braids and indifferent face" and "telling your childhood with hazy eyes", otherwise After 1 years, he is not my opponent!

Later—it turns out that when it comes to long-term combat, Ouyang Shaogong's "Thousand Years of Sad Reminder" is still no match for Boqi Tongzi's "One Trick".

Comrade Pochi, who won the beauty contest, silently turned around and licked his fur.

Sigh——Maosheng is really lonely like snow~~~

Just when the cross on a certain husband's head was soaring day by day, and he was about to "sing the sea and the dragon", the opportunity came!

Feng Qingxue's sleep time became longer and longer, and she gradually lost weight. Ouyang Shaogong was so anxious that he thought it was the sequelae left by the fusion of his soul at the beginning, and he wanted to feel his pulse with trembling hands. Nervous to no avail, I called Yuan Wu Xiaosheng to take a look, touched Qingxue's right hand, the next strong competitor frowned fiercely, a certain Elder Danzhi was already mentally prepared, and held his breath tightly Breathe, just wait for Yuan Wu to say something bad and immediately fall down, the result...

"Congratulations to the elder, Madam, you are very happy."

Now Ouyang Shaogong was really about to faint.

Afterwards, for the sake of the baby in Qingxue's womb, and for some man's unknown purpose, Boqi's children's shoes were transferred to the future female man of Fang Lan Xiaosheng's family.

The little princess surnamed Fang said that she was very satisfied with this birthday gift, and she would definitely be good, good, and, it, play,!

Later, a certain meow said, I must reduce the ashes, reduce the ashes!It's not my fault to be fat, it's a sin to be cute, meow! !

The author has something to say: this episode is completely in the style of Xiaozhi, and some of the descriptions refer to the post bar, and I will give it to the long-awaited Atta O(∩_∩)O haha~