[Comprehensive film and television colleagues] Raiders of male gods

What does God look like in your mind?Different people may have different opinions, but Lin Qiansha is sure that none of their opinions will be related to the idiot in front of her.

Hell, he is Thor from Norse mythology?Fart, can you imagine the scene where Tangtang, the son of Odin, turned into a brat, grabbed an oily roasted chicken leg, ate it to nothing, and finally looked at her helplessly and said there was no money to pay the bill?

The corner of Lin Qiansha's mouth twitched as she looked at the golden-haired brat in front of her, I'll wipe it, bear, can you clean your hands before touching her clothes?Is it done?Lin Qiansha resisted the urge to kick him away, pulled her clothes out of his oily claws, and said with a pleasant face as much as possible: "Don't get excited, kid, I believe you didn't come out without money on purpose." of."

Although it was a bit strange to say these old-fashioned words with her current soft and cute loli appearance, but the golden-haired bear child immediately breathed a sigh of relief after hearing these words, and patted Lin Qiansha on the back vigorously, with a self-conscious expression. Come to know the good looks of the two brothers. "Very good, commoner's daughter, you can trust me and things will be easy. I heard that you can pay on credit in restaurants? Then I'll take credit first!"

Fuck your sister's commoner, who the hell told you that you can eat the overlord's meal?The corners of Lin Qiansha's mouth twitched again, and she smiled with a formulaic and pleasant smile, "No, big brother, my father said that guests should pay after eating with us, otherwise they will have to send in the overlord's meal." Prison~"

"What?" The boy frowned and muttered, "Obviously I heard from those guards that they paid credit in a restaurant once..."

You idiot, you really treat them as credit!Like Lin Qiansha's family, who only have a small restaurant business and have no background, how dare they provoke the military master in the fairy palace?Lin Qiansha slandered, showing an innocent expression on the surface: "But... my father said that I can't pay on credit..."

As she spoke, Lin Qiansha's voice softened, and she looked like she was about to cry when she didn't receive the bill, and the guests around her began to look at her with concern.Seeing that "lady" Lin Qiansha was "bullyed" by him, the golden retriever was about to cry. Based on the principle that bullying a girl is not a real man, she immediately comforted her in a hurry: "Don't... don't cry, if you don't pay on credit, you won't pay on credit. ……I……"

He hurriedly touched his clothes, but he couldn't find anything valuable after searching for a long time.He was bored in the fairy palace, so he grabbed his younger brother and sneaked out to play, to see if they, the two sons of Odin, could live outside the fairy palace for a few days.

But unexpectedly, he got separated from his younger brother on the first day. Thor, who couldn't find his precious brother after searching for a whole day, was tired and hungry. He happened to pass by the restaurant run by Lin Qiansha's family. No matter what, I rushed in and ordered a lot of things, and it was the first time when I finally checked out that I knew that I had to pay for the food.

He is Thor Odinson, the son of God King Odin, the heir to the throne of Asgard. This time he ran away secretly, and he never wanted to go back after a few days, so it was impossible for him to reveal his identity.

Thus, Thor Odinson's tragedy.As a prince, he had to become a dishwasher to offset his own meal expenses.However, instead of offsetting the meal money, being clumsy, he owed more and more money on credit because more and more plates were broken.

It wasn't until later that Lin Qiansha really felt sorry for his own dishes, and pleaded with his parents with tearful eyes, that he was promoted from a dish washer to a dish delivery guy.

What the hell is this idiot brat Thor?Is it her task target's brother?Sure enough, Ma Ma's myths are all lies!Thor, you little tomato!It wouldn't be that his brother Loki is such a stupid brat, right?No, no, according to the system data, the one who was originally Odin's righteous brother in Norse mythology is now Odin's secret adopted son, who is the son of Laufey, the king of the frost giants. Without a genetic connection, he would not be like him. A brother with such virtue...

Fuck! "Hey, Sauter, don't steal food, if my father sees you, you will die!" Lin Qiansha kicked him resentfully.Sauter is a name he made up himself.

"But I'm hungry..." Thor replied pitifully and innocently, as if he didn't understand what he had done wrong.

"……"alright, you win.

The business of the restaurant is good, and it has been busy until the last guest left drunk in the middle of the night.Thor had nowhere to go, and Lin Qiansha's parents were not particularly hard-hearted people, so they reluctantly agreed to let Thor sleep in the hut next to the kitchen.

This room is used to store sundries, and the door of that room is rarely opened under normal circumstances, so now one can smell a strange musty smell as soon as one enters.Dirty everywhere covered with thick dust, and occasionally a mouse or two scurry through.

"I live in this kind of place?" Thor's eyes widened in disbelief.

"Yes, is there anything strange?" Lin Qiansha tilted her head, deliberately pretending to be puzzled, "It's okay, my mother said that this room was often lent to passing travelers in the past, and it would be fine after a little cleaning. That’s fine. But if you’re cleaning for a long time by yourself, I’ll help you.”

"Is this kind of place for people to live in..." Thor murmured as he hugged the patched quilt and pillows that smelled like they had just been dried. He didn't like this kind of dirty and messy small place.

"...Sot, tell me, you didn't escape from a rich man's house, did you?" Lin Qiansha held a broom and lowered her voice, as if she was afraid of being heard by her parents.

"How do you know?!" Thor, who couldn't stand the temptation, exclaimed in surprise.

"Don't make noise, do you want to wake up my parents?" Lin Qiansha rolled her eyes, "I'm not stupid. Although my family can't afford me to go to school to read and write, I secretly taught myself. It's easy. I can learn from your behavior Judging from your behavior, you are more or less educated, and besides the children of rich and noble families, no one can wash the dishes and mop the floor, but you can't."

"Well... I just escaped, don't tell others, my name is Thor, the son of Odin, I escaped from Asgard with my brother to experience folk life, lest my father often say that I am ignorant, Hmph, I'm over 200 years old, how can I be ignorant." When Lin Qiansha mentioned it, Thor said everything.

Seeing him like that, Lin Qiansha couldn't help shaking his head. After all, they have only known each other for less than 6 hours. Is it really okay for you to reveal your identity?Or is it that she looks too small and soft like a human seven/eight years old, so you don't have any vigilance?

"You don't have to salute me, lest others see something strange." Tolton paused and added another sentence.

...Thanks but she didn't intend to salute you in the first place.Lin Qiansha gave him a blank look in his heart, pretended to be surprised on the surface, nodded, and frowned again: "You said you came out with your younger brother? What about others?"

"...I don't know, we got separated..." Thor lowered his head a little lonely.He blames himself a bit. Although Rocky is his younger brother, his personality is completely different from his. He is introverted and doesn't know how to fight at all. From the outside, he is not as healthy and strong as him, so he has been protecting him since he was a child. Now He couldn't find his brother, and he didn't know how Rocky was doing now.

How dare you say that you lost her mission goal!From the photo, the child looks weak in every way, what if he is abducted by bad guys! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ "It's okay, maybe your younger brother has also found a refuge where he can live?" Lin Qiansha comforted.

Then, she began to help him clean the room.In fact, she had mentioned letting this noble prince live in her own room, but he refused.In his opinion, it is impolite to let a "lady" live in this kind of place. The gentlemanly demeanor of the kid made him grit his teeth and choose this hut that "doesn't look like a human being lives in".

Early the next morning, shortly after the restaurant opened, a group of Asgardian Asgard guards walked in, including a short, slender boy with black hair and green eyes. Lin Qiansha, who was hiding behind the door, saw him Eyes immediately lit up—it was him, Loki, her mission target, the mission favorability was 40 points, which seemed easy compared to 85 points, but since this is a world with B-level difficulty, no It is more difficult to reach 40 points than to reach 85 points.

Lin Qiansha immediately nudged Thor, who was yawning and wiping the plate with his elbow, who was completely out of the state and still not awake. He was clever, and the plate in his hand fell to the ground with a "bang". "What's the matter? Chicken legs? Do you want to eat?" He asked stupidly.

"Hey, Thor, it's time to eat, but you should go home to eat delicious chicken legs." Lin Qiansha sighed, pulled his clothes, and went outside to negotiate with his father. The military master pointed in the direction, "The person looking for you is here, look, that should be your brother Loki."

"Oh yes, it turned out to be Uncle Wiesel! Damn it, that bastard Loki ran to the patrol guard to inform him for help, and see if I don't beat him to death in the future." Thor angrily said, "I don't want to go back, I will definitely go back I'm going to be scolded by my father again, I'd better sneak away, Chris, your back door is... oh, why are you pinching me!"

"Do you want to run away and let us carry it for you? They already know that you are with us. If you run away, what will we civilians do? What if we are convicted?" Lin Qiansha glared at him, and directly He pushed out from behind and pushed in front of the person.

Thor was awakened by Lin Qiansha's words, and was pushed out by her again. In desperation, he had to lower his head, reluctantly walked up to Wiesel, the chief guard of Asgard Palace, and called "Hello, Uncle Wiesel" in a low voice.Wiesel had a cold face. Although he was somewhat dissatisfied with the eldest prince, it was impossible to show it in front of the common people.When Odin heard that his two precious sons ran out without even saying hello, he was a little furious. The first one to suffer must be him, the head of the guard.

Fortunately, Odin's youngest son, Loki, is more mature and sensible than his elder brother, and he found the patrol team, otherwise he doesn't know how long he will be scolded by Odin.Loki also really understood his brother, saying that as long as he searched those restaurants from door to door, he would definitely be able to find his brother, and now he really found him.

"You informant traitor, you agreed to go back in a few days, and you found the patrol!" Thor held Loki's arm, and lowered his voice a little annoyed.

"Hey, Thor, what can I do if you are gone? There is a lot of fish and dragons outside, and you have no money. What if you are kidnapped by someone with a heart? I also care about you..." Loki frowned slightly , looked aggrieved at the angry Thor, "Besides, my father is already angry, and my mother is also very worried about us. Let's go home and admit our mistakes."

"Hmph..." Thor, who couldn't find a rebuttal, was too lazy to argue with Loki. He turned his head, looked at the small restaurant where he stayed all night, saw Lin Qiansha standing by the door, and waved.

"Who is she? The restaurant owner's daughter?" Loki asked curiously.

"Well, a good polite girl, she helped me," Thor replied.

"...Thor, after all, this area of ​​Asgard is very chaotic, my father said..."

"Okay, okay, can you stop talking about your father?" Thor waved his hand, as if he was too lazy to listen.

Loki's eyes flickered slightly, and the corners of his mouth slightly curled up.

The author has something to say: There is no way to meet the stupid hammer dust, and the Tucao mode will be automatically turned on, but the girl finally appeared ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Jimei is still just a black-bellied lady who can cheat his brother~