The ex-boyfriend came to the door [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 33 Monster Entertainment
The whole world was instantly quiet.
Lu Xingmiao couldn't stop laughing, tears came out of laughter, she quickly wiped her face with her hands, then reacted abruptly, and rushed to wash her face in the sink.
Seeing the two of them rushing to the sink to wash things, the black cat flicked its tail majestically. After Lu Xingmiao came back from washing his hands, he hugged it while it was not paying attention, and took a small ball to play with it. Grabbing the ball obediently.
After Zhou Zuchen took a shower and brushed his hair, when he came out, he saw him hugging a pile of air, muttering in his mouth, playing with a ball while coaxing people, and mockingly said: "Are you acting like a good mother again? "
"Shh, it's asleep." Lu Xingmiao turned around, holding the black cat in her left hand, with her index finger on her lips, signaling him to keep his voice down.
"Are you sick? Are you crazy?" Zhou Zuchen suddenly became angry. He tore off the white towel hanging around his neck, threw it on the ground, and hit Lu Xingmiao's arms. He didn't feel anything. He was even more angry, and pushed Lu Xingmiao against the wall, "Acting is addicted, actor? Want to show me how good you are? How could I not know how good you are, Lu Xingmiao, you have If you are sick, go and treat it quickly, and don't bother me again!"
Lu Xingmiao looked at the cat in panic, afraid that the black cat would bite Zhou Zuchen, but what he didn't expect was that instead of biting him, the black cat obediently rubbed his palm and blurted out: "You won't bite him?"
At this moment, the black cat spoke: "Stupid human being, he saved His Highness, and it's too late for His Highness to thank him."
Lu Xingmiao: "So that's why you bit me a few times?"
The black cat snorted arrogantly, then turned and threw itself on Zhou Zuchen's back, licking its paws with its tongue arrogantly.
Zhou Zuchen was really convinced, he took off his glasses, and sat down on the side of the bed a little tiredly: "What the hell are you going crazy about?"
Lu Xingmiao also calmed down. He turned on the music on Zhou Zuchen's mobile phone, played the background music of "Approaching Science", and said in a mysterious and treacherous voice: "Primary boy, this world is not as simple as you imagined. There are many differences. Ordinary things surround us, like... there's something on your back."
Zhou Zuchen adjusted his glasses, "Speak human."
"I don't know how to tell you, but there are monsters hiding around us humans, such as the black cat lying on your back."
"Cheat a child? Heh."
Lu Xingmiao got up, picked up a crystal ball from the table, and gave the cat a few glances. An incredible scene appeared: the ball stopped spinning at the bottom of the table, but three seconds later, it slid to the side of the bed inexplicably. , then flew to the bed, and then fell into Lu Xingmiao's hands.
Zhou Zuchen who hurriedly hugged Lu Xingmiao:? ? ?
Lu Xingmiao looked at the ball in his hand, and saw Zhou Zuchen who was huddled beside him, and said solemnly: "Do you understand now?"
"What... what's going on?"
Seeing the situation, Lu Xingmiao hugged him and coaxed: "Hey, don't be afraid, this is just a cat demon, brother, I know you are afraid of this kind of thing, come on, get closer, let's sleep first and then talk about it."
"Don't sleep." Zhou Zuchen pointed at the door and squeezed the space between his eyebrows, "You deal with the reporters outside first."
Lu Xingmiao was also having a headache. Based on what he knew about Brother Cheng, it was likely that he did it. Then it is very likely that when Brother Cheng recommended himself as his manager five years ago, his purpose was not pure, maybe it was for the sake of Give yourself to the mountain god to be your wife.
Now that things are not done well, with the pissing nature of Brother Cheng in society, he will definitely break the jar, expose all the secrets, and go their own ways from now on.
But where did I offend Brother Cheng? It is undeniable that with such achievements now, half of the credit is due to Brother Cheng. I don't believe it will be popular, but I will be slapped in the face every time in the end, so I can become the actor at the age of 26.
But why is Brother Cheng so amazing?The selection of the film and the casting is like an eye-opener?
Thinking of this, Lu Xingmiao asked in confusion, "Is there really a demon in this world?"
Zhou Zuchen never let go of him, "Are you stupid? Don't ask if there are ready-made cat demons."
The black cat licked its fur, and said arrogantly: "My Highness will not tell you."
Lu Xingmiao snapped his fingers: "I told you I'll buy you a lot of dried fish."
The black cat succumbed. It jumped onto the bed, let Lu Xingmiao stroke its fur, and whimpered: "We monsters have always existed in your stupid human world, but there are only a small number of them. If you don't know about this, we monsters won't let you know on purpose, because we have lived in peace since ancient times. And, hmph, we monsters are much more powerful than you humans, just like the pawn you hyped a few days ago Wu Yue, he is a crow spirit, his mouth is poisonous."
Seeing that Lu Xingmiao nodded half-understanding, Zhou Zuchen wiped the sweat from his forehead, "You can see it, I can't see it, I don't know...what does that thing say."
Lu Xingmiao explained again, and the black cat said again: "We monsters are hidden among you humans, such as Xu Moumou, the financial bigwig who turned the business world upside down, he used to work at the house of His Highness, and also acted. Very good old actor Li Moumou, my highness is his mistress, I have to bow my knees when I meet this highness, hmph, Cai Moumou, who won the best director at the Cannes Film Festival before, wants to have a relationship with my highness I climbed it six times, but failed to climb it, and..."
"Stop." Lu Xingmiao didn't want to listen to it bragging, and expressed her doubts, "So you monsters can live in peace with humans because they don't hurt us?"
The black cat nodded, "Most of them are like this, but some monsters are not as good as my Highness, for example, the mountain god..."
"What happened to the mountain god?"
Seeing that he was so nervous and excited, Zhou Zuchen frowned and looked at him thoughtfully.
"The mountain god is the manager of the demon world. Most of the demons obey his orders. Of course, this does not include me. The mountain god asks for a wife every ten years. My highness does the math. Well, he will change his wife this year. Slightly."
Lu Xingmiao wanted to ask further questions, but he found that something was wrong with Zhou Zuchen's expression, so he stopped immediately. After all, he was a person who came back from the dead, so it's better not to be too obvious for the time being.
Zhou Zuchen glanced at him, "Why? Stop talking?"
The black cat lying on Zhou Zuchen's body spoke, and it snorted, "Maybe my Highness can help you deal with the reporters outside."
Lu Xingmiao's eyes were straightened, "What can you do?"
Seeing him talking to himself again, Zhou Zuchen hugged the pillow in front of his chest tightly, and got a little closer to Lu Xingmiao.
The black cat puffed up its chest, and said coldly: "My highness is a hidden demon, don't you understand? My highness is very powerful, and that is the skill that you stupid humans envy the most: invisibility! How about it? Great, right? Do you really want to avoid the reporters outside? My Highness has a way, but there is a price to pay."
"What do you mean?"
"Although my highness is called a hidden demon, I can't escape the black cat's attribute. As long as I meet my highness, I will be unlucky, so you make a deal with my highness, my highness will help you to leave here invisibly, but you will be unlucky next time, My Highness will be able to receive the energy and become very powerful. Of course, the ugly words come first, and the degree of bad luck depends on luck, from big to small."
Lu Xingmiao asked Zhou Zuchen to open the curtains a little. There were more than 20 paparazzi cars parked downstairs. There was nothing he could do.
So 10 minutes later, the paparazzi who had been waiting outside for a long time saw Zhou Zuchen, an [-]th-line Internet celebrity, come out of the room alone, wearing black sunglasses and a gray hat in the middle of the night, went to the counter to check out, and walked away calmly He drove to the parking lot, and then disappeared from everyone's sight, and he was alone from beginning to end.
Paparazzi A rushed to the counter, wondering: "What's going on? Checked out? There's no actor Lu in the room?"
Counter lady: "Checked out."
Dozens of paparazzi didn't believe it, so they went to the previous room to check, but there was no one there, and they all blamed the informant for waiting so long.
And Lu Xingmiao, who had been following Zhou Zuchen, was sitting in the passenger seat, and when he was about to have a surprise kiss, Zhou Zuchen asked him to get out of the car with a displeased face.
Lu Xingmiao raised a question mark:? ? ?
Zhou Zuchen rolled up the car window, glanced at the person holding the cat outside, and said coldly: "Senior, we should not meet again, what do you think?"
"Why?"
"Is there any reason to hate someone? Heh, besides, you have reasons all over your body."
"Zhou Zuchen, let me warn you, you can't push yourself too hard. Have you forgotten that I am your cutie?" Lu Xingmiao blinked, and the black cat in her arms rolled her eyes in contempt.
Zhou Zuchen was still thinking, as if he really thought about it for a while, and then stretched out his hand to the car door, just when Lu Xingmiao thought he was going to open it, he heard him throw out two words: "Stupid."
Then walk away.
Lu Xingmiao looked at the car that was getting further and further away, and roared: "Zhou Zuchen, you fucking wait!"
At 03:30 in the morning, he walked alone and melancholy on the quiet street. He wanted to call Brother Cheng, but he was afraid that he would catch him as a wife to the mountain god. Selling color, I called and returned to the glittering home.
This villa is located in the third and fourth ring roads, surrounded by tall trees, and the walls are covered with climbing grass and morning glory. From the outside, it looks a bit gloomy and scary. Lu Xingmiao likes this tone, tired One day, turn off the mobile phone and TV, turn on the surround background music, and have a good night's rest.
The next day, when Lu Xingmiao woke up, she found that her damn first love Zhou Zuchen had blocked her, and all contact information had been canceled, and she was so angry that she vomited blood.
When he thought this would be bad luck, he didn't expect that an hour later, he received various contracts in his mailbox: compensation for reputation loss, real estate mortgage, debt contract, etc., which added up to about [-] million, which just offset the salary for the past five years.
And the signing of all these contracts is related to the broker Cheng Ge.
Lu Xingmiao couldn't stop laughing, tears came out of laughter, she quickly wiped her face with her hands, then reacted abruptly, and rushed to wash her face in the sink.
Seeing the two of them rushing to the sink to wash things, the black cat flicked its tail majestically. After Lu Xingmiao came back from washing his hands, he hugged it while it was not paying attention, and took a small ball to play with it. Grabbing the ball obediently.
After Zhou Zuchen took a shower and brushed his hair, when he came out, he saw him hugging a pile of air, muttering in his mouth, playing with a ball while coaxing people, and mockingly said: "Are you acting like a good mother again? "
"Shh, it's asleep." Lu Xingmiao turned around, holding the black cat in her left hand, with her index finger on her lips, signaling him to keep his voice down.
"Are you sick? Are you crazy?" Zhou Zuchen suddenly became angry. He tore off the white towel hanging around his neck, threw it on the ground, and hit Lu Xingmiao's arms. He didn't feel anything. He was even more angry, and pushed Lu Xingmiao against the wall, "Acting is addicted, actor? Want to show me how good you are? How could I not know how good you are, Lu Xingmiao, you have If you are sick, go and treat it quickly, and don't bother me again!"
Lu Xingmiao looked at the cat in panic, afraid that the black cat would bite Zhou Zuchen, but what he didn't expect was that instead of biting him, the black cat obediently rubbed his palm and blurted out: "You won't bite him?"
At this moment, the black cat spoke: "Stupid human being, he saved His Highness, and it's too late for His Highness to thank him."
Lu Xingmiao: "So that's why you bit me a few times?"
The black cat snorted arrogantly, then turned and threw itself on Zhou Zuchen's back, licking its paws with its tongue arrogantly.
Zhou Zuchen was really convinced, he took off his glasses, and sat down on the side of the bed a little tiredly: "What the hell are you going crazy about?"
Lu Xingmiao also calmed down. He turned on the music on Zhou Zuchen's mobile phone, played the background music of "Approaching Science", and said in a mysterious and treacherous voice: "Primary boy, this world is not as simple as you imagined. There are many differences. Ordinary things surround us, like... there's something on your back."
Zhou Zuchen adjusted his glasses, "Speak human."
"I don't know how to tell you, but there are monsters hiding around us humans, such as the black cat lying on your back."
"Cheat a child? Heh."
Lu Xingmiao got up, picked up a crystal ball from the table, and gave the cat a few glances. An incredible scene appeared: the ball stopped spinning at the bottom of the table, but three seconds later, it slid to the side of the bed inexplicably. , then flew to the bed, and then fell into Lu Xingmiao's hands.
Zhou Zuchen who hurriedly hugged Lu Xingmiao:? ? ?
Lu Xingmiao looked at the ball in his hand, and saw Zhou Zuchen who was huddled beside him, and said solemnly: "Do you understand now?"
"What... what's going on?"
Seeing the situation, Lu Xingmiao hugged him and coaxed: "Hey, don't be afraid, this is just a cat demon, brother, I know you are afraid of this kind of thing, come on, get closer, let's sleep first and then talk about it."
"Don't sleep." Zhou Zuchen pointed at the door and squeezed the space between his eyebrows, "You deal with the reporters outside first."
Lu Xingmiao was also having a headache. Based on what he knew about Brother Cheng, it was likely that he did it. Then it is very likely that when Brother Cheng recommended himself as his manager five years ago, his purpose was not pure, maybe it was for the sake of Give yourself to the mountain god to be your wife.
Now that things are not done well, with the pissing nature of Brother Cheng in society, he will definitely break the jar, expose all the secrets, and go their own ways from now on.
But where did I offend Brother Cheng? It is undeniable that with such achievements now, half of the credit is due to Brother Cheng. I don't believe it will be popular, but I will be slapped in the face every time in the end, so I can become the actor at the age of 26.
But why is Brother Cheng so amazing?The selection of the film and the casting is like an eye-opener?
Thinking of this, Lu Xingmiao asked in confusion, "Is there really a demon in this world?"
Zhou Zuchen never let go of him, "Are you stupid? Don't ask if there are ready-made cat demons."
The black cat licked its fur, and said arrogantly: "My Highness will not tell you."
Lu Xingmiao snapped his fingers: "I told you I'll buy you a lot of dried fish."
The black cat succumbed. It jumped onto the bed, let Lu Xingmiao stroke its fur, and whimpered: "We monsters have always existed in your stupid human world, but there are only a small number of them. If you don't know about this, we monsters won't let you know on purpose, because we have lived in peace since ancient times. And, hmph, we monsters are much more powerful than you humans, just like the pawn you hyped a few days ago Wu Yue, he is a crow spirit, his mouth is poisonous."
Seeing that Lu Xingmiao nodded half-understanding, Zhou Zuchen wiped the sweat from his forehead, "You can see it, I can't see it, I don't know...what does that thing say."
Lu Xingmiao explained again, and the black cat said again: "We monsters are hidden among you humans, such as Xu Moumou, the financial bigwig who turned the business world upside down, he used to work at the house of His Highness, and also acted. Very good old actor Li Moumou, my highness is his mistress, I have to bow my knees when I meet this highness, hmph, Cai Moumou, who won the best director at the Cannes Film Festival before, wants to have a relationship with my highness I climbed it six times, but failed to climb it, and..."
"Stop." Lu Xingmiao didn't want to listen to it bragging, and expressed her doubts, "So you monsters can live in peace with humans because they don't hurt us?"
The black cat nodded, "Most of them are like this, but some monsters are not as good as my Highness, for example, the mountain god..."
"What happened to the mountain god?"
Seeing that he was so nervous and excited, Zhou Zuchen frowned and looked at him thoughtfully.
"The mountain god is the manager of the demon world. Most of the demons obey his orders. Of course, this does not include me. The mountain god asks for a wife every ten years. My highness does the math. Well, he will change his wife this year. Slightly."
Lu Xingmiao wanted to ask further questions, but he found that something was wrong with Zhou Zuchen's expression, so he stopped immediately. After all, he was a person who came back from the dead, so it's better not to be too obvious for the time being.
Zhou Zuchen glanced at him, "Why? Stop talking?"
The black cat lying on Zhou Zuchen's body spoke, and it snorted, "Maybe my Highness can help you deal with the reporters outside."
Lu Xingmiao's eyes were straightened, "What can you do?"
Seeing him talking to himself again, Zhou Zuchen hugged the pillow in front of his chest tightly, and got a little closer to Lu Xingmiao.
The black cat puffed up its chest, and said coldly: "My highness is a hidden demon, don't you understand? My highness is very powerful, and that is the skill that you stupid humans envy the most: invisibility! How about it? Great, right? Do you really want to avoid the reporters outside? My Highness has a way, but there is a price to pay."
"What do you mean?"
"Although my highness is called a hidden demon, I can't escape the black cat's attribute. As long as I meet my highness, I will be unlucky, so you make a deal with my highness, my highness will help you to leave here invisibly, but you will be unlucky next time, My Highness will be able to receive the energy and become very powerful. Of course, the ugly words come first, and the degree of bad luck depends on luck, from big to small."
Lu Xingmiao asked Zhou Zuchen to open the curtains a little. There were more than 20 paparazzi cars parked downstairs. There was nothing he could do.
So 10 minutes later, the paparazzi who had been waiting outside for a long time saw Zhou Zuchen, an [-]th-line Internet celebrity, come out of the room alone, wearing black sunglasses and a gray hat in the middle of the night, went to the counter to check out, and walked away calmly He drove to the parking lot, and then disappeared from everyone's sight, and he was alone from beginning to end.
Paparazzi A rushed to the counter, wondering: "What's going on? Checked out? There's no actor Lu in the room?"
Counter lady: "Checked out."
Dozens of paparazzi didn't believe it, so they went to the previous room to check, but there was no one there, and they all blamed the informant for waiting so long.
And Lu Xingmiao, who had been following Zhou Zuchen, was sitting in the passenger seat, and when he was about to have a surprise kiss, Zhou Zuchen asked him to get out of the car with a displeased face.
Lu Xingmiao raised a question mark:? ? ?
Zhou Zuchen rolled up the car window, glanced at the person holding the cat outside, and said coldly: "Senior, we should not meet again, what do you think?"
"Why?"
"Is there any reason to hate someone? Heh, besides, you have reasons all over your body."
"Zhou Zuchen, let me warn you, you can't push yourself too hard. Have you forgotten that I am your cutie?" Lu Xingmiao blinked, and the black cat in her arms rolled her eyes in contempt.
Zhou Zuchen was still thinking, as if he really thought about it for a while, and then stretched out his hand to the car door, just when Lu Xingmiao thought he was going to open it, he heard him throw out two words: "Stupid."
Then walk away.
Lu Xingmiao looked at the car that was getting further and further away, and roared: "Zhou Zuchen, you fucking wait!"
At 03:30 in the morning, he walked alone and melancholy on the quiet street. He wanted to call Brother Cheng, but he was afraid that he would catch him as a wife to the mountain god. Selling color, I called and returned to the glittering home.
This villa is located in the third and fourth ring roads, surrounded by tall trees, and the walls are covered with climbing grass and morning glory. From the outside, it looks a bit gloomy and scary. Lu Xingmiao likes this tone, tired One day, turn off the mobile phone and TV, turn on the surround background music, and have a good night's rest.
The next day, when Lu Xingmiao woke up, she found that her damn first love Zhou Zuchen had blocked her, and all contact information had been canceled, and she was so angry that she vomited blood.
When he thought this would be bad luck, he didn't expect that an hour later, he received various contracts in his mailbox: compensation for reputation loss, real estate mortgage, debt contract, etc., which added up to about [-] million, which just offset the salary for the past five years.
And the signing of all these contracts is related to the broker Cheng Ge.
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