The ex-boyfriend came to the door [Quick Transmigration]

Lu Xingmiao watched the screen scrolling calmly, then clicked on Zhou Zuchen's avatar to add a contact, and Zhou Zuchen agreed.

Haha, it seems that the ex-boyfriend was waiting for him to explain. Lu Xingmiao was very proud, and couldn't explain clearly in a few words, so he directly sent a video call.

Zhou Zuchen and Xiao Zhang sat in the room, looking at the reminder indifferently, Zhou Zuchen squinted his eyes, "Do you think I will answer it or not."

Xiao Zhang: "If you want to pick it up, just pick it up."

Zhou Zuchen hung up the phone, resting his forehead on one hand, with a troubled expression on his face, "But he has an illegitimate child, he said it himself, do you know how old the illegitimate child is? Five years old, it's been less than six years since we broke up, you know what it means Well, that means he's having a baby right after we broke up."

"Hey, if you don't want to pick it up, don't pick it up. Tsk tsk tsk, I don't know who kept yelling last night, singing about mice love millet, the sun doesn't understand my lungs, the man hurts, hiss, like a dream Everyone inside is calling so-and-so's name..."

"When did I do these things? I don't remember at all, and I have never liked singing." Zhou Zuchen looked at him with confused eyes.

"Forget it, I knew you would say that a long time ago, and I don't know when your problem will be cured, alas." Xiao Zhang seemed to be used to him saying this, looked up at the sky, and sighed, "It's all caused by the moon. disaster."

"Crazy." Seeing that he didn't say any more, Zhou Zuchen pinched the center of his brows, put on his glasses, saw that Lu Xingmiao was calling again, put on a helpless expression, and connected.

Lu Xingmiao quickly shaved her hair, pointed the camera at the child with puffed cheeks, and said, "My dear boy, tell your savior who you are."

The black cat leaned over to look at the mobile phone. After seeing Zhou Zuchen in the mobile phone, he glanced at the man full of hope, rolled his sly eyes, and shouted: "Dad, why are you asking this question? I am Your dear son."

"Don't talk nonsense!" Lu Xingmiao quickly turned the camera to herself, and just about to explain, there was a "beep" on the phone, and Zhou Zuchen hung up the phone.

Lu Xingmiao: ...

Zhou Zuchen sneered, and was so angry that he threw his phone on the bed. The child was so cute and eccentric, and he could tell it was Lu Xingmiao's son at a glance. He was so stupid that he even gave it to Lu Xingmiao One chance, I really believed his evil!

pull black pull black.

Lu Xingmiao: [Primary boy, listen to my explanation first, this is really not my son, this is the black cat that lay on your back in the hotel before! 】

The V letter shows: [You are not his friend yet, please send a verification request first. 】

Lu Xingmiao: [! ! ?You have the guts not to pull black people, you said that you are such a big man, you will make this trick tired, give you three seconds, quickly add me back]

After 1 minute, Lu Xingmiao was convinced, and wanted to ask others how to get back together with the ex-boyfriend who loves to delete friends. After several applications to add friends to no avail, he simply put down his phone and left it alone. Anyway, a week later, he still needs to record a show. Don't be afraid of not seeing each other.

So, ignoring the quarrel between the child and the manager, he put on his headphones, turned on the music at its maximum, and fell asleep comfortably in the car.

Waking up in the morning, Lu Xingmiao lay on the bed, opened Weibo, and looked at the little red dot in the news column very calmly. In just one night, tens of 10 people liked him. He glanced at his fans The number of people, um, has increased by more than 200 million, and I am very satisfied.

Netizens were discussing what happened to him yesterday with the black cat, and they couldn't believe that the film king admitted that he had a child so easily.

Is this really the youngest actor in history who they are familiar with, who is hyped every day without a limit, and who loves to fuck people?

Lu Xingmiao National Fan Support Association: [I was slapped in the face, my husband wishes you happiness. 】50

Don't smile: [I didn't expect you to be such a man, the actor, you don't hype this time, I don't even know you [manual goodbye]] 29

Yiyi is not an aunt: [What should I do, the baby I gave birth to is so cute, I really want to become a fan [laughing and crying] Stop it, stop it!Tell yourself: I am a fan of Sola's family, so I can't empathize with others! ] 22

Gu Chengyuan: [Hahaha, I didn't expect the actor to say such down-to-earth words, and even said that he would take on a job, my God, what if I feel a little bit moved.The doll is so pretty, those eyes make my heart melt from crying, Eunuch Lu, can I wait for your son to grow up? [Shy]] 19

Turned to my Weibo to see Lu Xingmiao's gossip: [Hehe, are netizens blind?Become a fan after giving birth to a child?I like to adopt children in orphanages, why do you look at other people’s babies every day [smile] You don’t believe me if you tell me, go to my Weibo and see Lu Xingmiao’s dirty stuff, you will understand] 5

It's as if it's true.Action sent Lu Xingmiao clicked in and looked at it, and saw that it was on the top: High imitation running shoes with fake ones for a super discount I VX00000

Liar!Lu Xingmiao conveniently reported his Weibo, turned around, and saw the "cub" eating snacks and picking his feet on the bed.

"You are not allowed to eat on my bed." Lu Xingmiao lifted the villain to the ground.

The black cat cried "Wow" and threw the snacks on the ground, "Stupid human being, didn't you say that His Highness is your son! My Highness wants to tell the reporter that you don't love my Highness at all!"

Lu Xingmiao took the broom to clean it up indifferently, "I don't have a disobedient cub like you." Then he left gracefully.

Because the "Into the Secret Room" program group did not make an official announcement, netizens did not know about this program, which led to Internet celebrity Zhou Zuchen still selling clothes live, but this time he was a little absent-minded. When introducing the material of the clothes, he put the clothes on several times The brand is mispronounced.

The assistant Xiao Zhang paused the live broadcast, turned off the camera, put the phone in front of him, and said to the dazed Zhou Zuchen, "Mr. Zhou, your old friend is so good at posting on Weibo."

"I don't know." Zhou Zuchen adjusted his mood and continued to turn on the camera.

Xiao Zhang laughed, cleared his throat, and read word by word to the phone screen: "When I woke up, I saw a lot of people like me, thank you for your concern, yes, I am indeed promoted to a baby daddy, in the future He is one of the glorious dads. How about [picture of father and son playing backgammon], are you in a good mood?"

"It's cool for you." Zhou Zuchen gave him a hard look, snatched the phone away, turned off the camera, and quickly typed "Sorry, I have something to do, come back in 10 minutes" on the public screen, took a pack of cigarettes, and went out.

Xiao Zhang clicked his tongue, "Hey, I'm sad."

In recent days, many advertisers have contacted Lu Xingmiao’s agent to shoot advertisements. Lu Xingmiao was lying on the sofa, ignoring the ADHD children stepping and jumping, snapped his fingers, and successfully signed several children’s diaper and milk powder advertisements, earning a lot of money. A lot of money.

The agent flicked the six contracts in his hand, sat next to him, gave a thumbs up, and praised: "My little brother, I can't see it, I thought you would become a dad without an advertiser." Looking for you, I didn’t expect that hey, you became popular because of your dad, and then I’ll let the navy and the marketing account praise you, little brother, you must be filming again! Do you know? These four It can be regarded as a medium-sized enterprise, look at these two, big brands!"

"Isn't it Babyle and Bei Chaole? What's the matter?" Lu Xingmiao said casually, shaking the wine in the goblet.

"You who have never given birth to a baby know nothing. Babyle is the world's largest brand of maternity and baby products. Do you know who the spokesperson they hired before? It's Bellham and Nado level. Although you Now it’s just the brand’s spokesperson for the Asia-Pacific region, so that’s great, okay? The endorsement fee is nearly 2000 million, my little brother!”

"Oh, so I still owe, um, less than 7000 million, right?" Lu Xingmiao was obviously not on the same channel as her.

"Also, you don't know Bei Chaole, right? It's smaller than Babyle, and it's one of the rapidly growing maternity and baby product manufacturers in recent years. It can sell billions of pacifiers every year. There are several circles of the earth, not bad, little brother."

"Just be happy." Lu Xingmiao pulled the black cat that was jumping around on the sofa, and discussed, "Honorable Highness Yin, I wonder if I'm lucky enough to be able to work with a peerless and beautiful prince like you to shoot commercials together. Woolen cloth?"

The black cat snorted, "No!"

"The universe is super super invincible expensive, I have never seen such an expensive and delicious dried fish."

"make a deal!"

So Lu Xingmiao was fully armed, put on a mask and sunglasses, held a baby in her arms, and bought several clothes for him to wear in the mall, but the black cat was so cute that she was pinched several times by the cabinet lady. The cat was very angry, its eyes were bulging and its mouth kept muttering: "Unlucky, unlucky."

When passing by the vegetable market, the black cat stayed in front of the fish seller, spitting non-stop, Lu Xingmiao had no choice but to buy more than a dozen catties of fish, when suddenly a push reminder came from the phone: 【→Your favorite Zhou Zuchen, the anchor of , is broadcasting live!Find out about new autumn clothes]

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel "Achilles splendens" for the nutrient solution~ Thank you so much, I love you