The ex-boyfriend came to the door [Quick Transmigration]

one,

The ranking list of Xiuxian Academy, which is held every five years, has come out. This time, Yunye Palace, ranked tenth, soared to the top, and it was the youngest disciple under Changle Xianjun, Jin Shu, who won honor for the academy.

No one thought that it was not the big brother Lin Du, nor the demon lord Lu Xingmiao, but the little junior brother Jin Shu who made Yunye Palace feel ashamed.

The golden number is also twenty this year, and it's time to go down the mountain. He is very interested in going down the mountain. Now that he has become a hot celebrity in the academy, maybe he can go down the mountain to find a demon king and a saint.

He was very envious of Lu Xingmiao, he would be a Demon Lord if he came down the mountain, his strength was not bad, he could even be called a Earth Immortal even if he didn't want to be a Demon Lord.

But he is still too young and naive. He has nothing but money and beauty. The monsters want to take him back to be her husband. If you fight well, you will be arrested and become the husband of the village.

This made his grandfather very anxious. The head of Ke Xuanzong frowned, realizing that the matter was not simple. His grandson was now a member of Yunye Palace.

So the head of the sect called Gu Yuqi, who knew that guy went on honeymoon with Lu Xingmiao, let's go to elder brother Lin Du, Lin Du is going to be emperor again, and that man named Xun Zhi is also going to inherit the throne, This one is terrible!

He had no choice but to report to his superiors and ask others for help, and Xianjun Jingting was pulled here.

Jingting is very angry, he is a majestic fairy, and he wants to control a hairy boy?That hairy boy is a big ass, he can crush people to death with one finger, these heartless people give him some hard work, but that guy Gu Yuqi gets away with it.

He just doesn't want to do it, whoever he likes to do it for, and whoever he wants to do it for.

Until one day, Jingting saw in the mirror that she was going to be the husband of the village again, and she was very angry. This person is too stupid, right?If you don't kill this kind of monster, keep it for the New Year?

Jin Shu is either the husband of the village here, or the son-in-law there. He has been married more than a dozen times. Do you know that he has committed bigamy?

He felt that it was necessary to reorganize the sect, so that everyone who looked like a dog could not be allowed in, even though the number of gold was Yunye Palace's number one.

Jin Shu, who was locked in the cave for two whole days, expressed his heart tired. What's wrong with being good-looking?Why is the world so unfair to him? He just wants to kill demons, but all these demons and ghosts are interested in his beauty.

He was a bit unlucky, so he went into a cave to rest and found it was a spider's nest.I went to an inn for dinner and found that it was a skeleton cave.Even if you drop a demon by the way, you can find that this family is all monsters.

And these demons and ghosts are also strange, they don't eat him, they all just want to marry him, or just want to marry him.

Jin Shu wanted to cry, he didn't know how many times he was married, and he was able to escape in the chaos before, but this time the monster was too powerful, he couldn't move, so he could only be forced to be the husband of the village.

The monster who caught him is also a handsome man, but it's a pity that Jin Shu doesn't like him, and the monster has learned to look like a man, and he talks about being a gentleman every day, and doesn't move him, so he imprisoned him. I want to fall in love with each other for a long time.

"But I can't get emotional..." Jin Shu said this every day.

The monster smiled charmingly: "Don't be afraid, I will wait for the day you open your mind as a husband."

Just like that, Jing Ting appeared, he was still sitting on the lotus leaf, like a hero of the world, he waved his hand, and the monster was ejected hundreds of feet away, Jing Ting said with a blank expression: "Wait for your head."

Jin Shu was about to cry, he looked at Jing Ting pitifully, "Uncle, save me!!!"

"Aren't you very happy to be the husband of Yazhai? You have food and clothes to wear." Jing Ting glanced at him.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Jing Ting snorted, flicked her fingers, and helped him untie: "Cry, cry, cry, why cry, go back to your hometown, Ke Xuanzong."

"No, I want to start a business!" Seeing that he was about to fly away, Jin Shu said loudly, "Uncle, can I go with you, you protect me, I protect you, we have a companion, OK?"

"Not good." Jing Ting said indifferently.

Seeing that he did not agree, Jin Shu was not annoyed. Jing Ting sat on the lotus leaf and flew, and Jin Shu flew with his sword, and followed him slowly. At first Jing Ting was also angry, but later she thought it was fun, often like walking a dog Yes, that's it, Jin Shu is still not angry.

The two quarreled like this for seven or eight days, until one day the monster refused to change his mind and followed him again. The two of them turned into a threesome. Jing Ting was upset and sent the monster to guard the temple in the South China Sea.

The weather is bad recently, and I always encounter strong air currents. Jinshu Yujian almost fell to the ground when flying. Seeing that stupid look, Jingting shook her head, slowed down a little, and said indifferently: "I still don't follow superior?"

Jin Shu followed him with a smile on his face. Did the uncle admit that he was a little follower?

two,

Lin Du packed his luggage. His father Huang said that his father will abdicate next year and pass it on to him as the crown prince, telling him to come back quickly and make preparations.

"Brother, do you really want to leave?" Jin Shu stood by the door to look at him with tears streaming down his face, so reluctant to part with it.

"I'm leaving, go home and inherit the throne." Lin Du patted his head, "All the things in this house are given to you, you can take what you want, and share what you don't want with your younger sister and younger brother. "

Jin Shu nodded, and he pursed his mouth: "Master and big cute senior brother went to the crystal ball to experience calamity again. I didn't know you were leaving. Thousand senior brother also...gone, and didn't come to see you .”

Lin Du's hands paused, quickly tied the rope of the burden, and said nonchalantly: "If he doesn't come, don't come. He's busy recently and doesn't care about me."

"That's right, he also has the throne to inherit." Jin Shu said sadly, "You are from Yunlan Kingdom, he is from Xifeng Kingdom, one south and one north, and it will be even more difficult for you two to be emperors in the future. , meeting may also lead to a war, alas."

"It's okay." Lin Du smiled, "Are you still afraid that I won't be able to defeat him? You should remind him to be careful of me. My cultivation base is much stronger than his, and I won't suffer in a war."

The younger brothers and younger sisters from Yunye Palace all came to see Lin Du off, only Xun Zhi was not there, Lin Du stood on a high place and looked around, but he didn't see anyone, so he had to leave.

As soon as Lin Du left, Xun Zhi who was hiding behind the tree appeared, and Xun Zhi stared at the man who was walking away without blinking, and the servant behind him said: "Little prince, you should go back to the palace, the emperor is waiting for you." Woolen cloth."

It wasn't until people could no longer see him that Xun Zhi came back to his senses and nodded: "Let's go, let's go and live my eternal dream!"

Five years later, on Jing Ting and Jin Shu's big day, Xun Zhi sat on the dragon chair, glanced at the gold-encrusted wedding invitation on the table, and reconfirmed, "Is the one from Yunlan Kingdom going?"

"No." The eunuch said cautiously, "Your Majesty, we have inquired. Your Majesty Yunlan Kingdom has something to do. If you can't go that day, your Majesty can go to the wedding with peace of mind."

Xun Zhi said "Yes", and stopped talking, and concentrated on correcting the memorial.

On the other side, in Yunlan's country, all the officials had retreated. Lin Du squeezed the center of his brows, still holding the wedding invitation in his left hand. He pretended to be careless and asked the attendant, "Is my junior brother going?"

The guard smiled and said: "Go back to Your Majesty, the Lord of Xifeng Kingdom can't go, something happened at their border, don't worry, Your Majesty, they won't be able to catch up."

Lin Du nodded, let the maid take off the crown for him, and lay down on the bed to rest.

This dream was also about the night when Lu Xingmiao and her master got married before inheriting the throne.Lin Du let out a beep. He and Xun Zhi were too happy, drank too much, and somehow rolled onto the bed. When they woke up, they agreed not to communicate with each other until death.

It's not good to have sex after drinking, especially if you're being raped by your junior.Lin Du was awakened by the dream with a severe headache.

June [-]th was a good day. Jin Shu and Jing Ting got married. When the two kings saw each other in the main room, they were taken aback, then turned their heads away, not looking at each other.

Lin Du thought to himself: I promised not to come! ?

Xun Zhi thought to himself: It is agreed that we will not communicate with each other until we die! ?

Yunye Palace was very lively, firecrackers were crackling, and the disciple stood outside the door and shouted: "The Lord of Yunlan Kingdom will give you a piece of gold ten thousand taels!"

"The Lord of Xifeng Kingdom sent ten thousand strings of pearls!"

"The lord of the Yunlan Kingdom sent another thousand spirit pills!"

"The Lord of Xifeng Kingdom will send another six thousand Ganoderma lucidum!"

"The Lord of Yunlan Kingdom will give you an extra gift..."

Lu Xingmiao was stunned, and he smiled happily, "I don't know what happened to Senior Brother and Senior Brother Yiqian. They have been like this since they were young. They can't finish their efforts, just like enemies."

"You also said that my biggest headache in the past was your monster spawning team." Gu Yuqi scratched his nose, Lu Xingmiao blushed, looked around, saw no one was paying attention, and then lightly slapped him Gu Yuqi.

"They are so powerful in the human world, and our demon world can't be compared to them. Come, give me a gift!" Lu Xingmiao pulled a little devil over, and pondered for a while, "What do you think we are related to each other?" Well, Jing Ting is your senior brother, Jin Shu is your apprentice, I am Jin Shu's senior brother, what should we call?"

"I don't know, you try to think about embarrassing questions." Gu Yuqi chuckled, hugged him in his arms, and giggled.

That night.

Lin Du drank too much for a while, so he came to the pavilion to get some air. Today's moon is very round, which is great. Everyone has a good home. Unlike him, he spends his days reviewing memorials and working hard.

When it comes to hard work, so does that person. Thinking that that person is similar to him, Lin Du smiled.

He was drunk, and almost fell into the river with a smile. Fortunately, someone stopped him. He turned his head to thank him, but he didn't expect it to be Xun Zhi. He was mostly sober after drinking, and didn't say any words of thanks.

Xun Zhi looked at him inexplicably: "Are you okay?"

"It's okay, come here to get some air." Lin Du turned his head away.

"Five years." Xun Zhi looked into his eyes with bright eyes, "You are more mature."

Lin Du gave a dry laugh and said embarrassingly, "You too."

"Is Yunlan Kingdom okay?" Xun Zhi sat closer to him.

"Very, very good, how about you." Lin Du was a little embarrassed, the atmosphere here was very subtle, Xun Zhi was too close to him, so close that he could touch him, he was a little uncomfortable in such a close position, especially Yue Hei When the wind is high and the night is high, when we are drunk and reunited.

"I'm fine here." Xun Zhi stared at his glistening lower lip, moved his throat up and down, thought together, and suddenly kissed Xiao Xiang's lips for five years.

Lin Du froze, he pushed him away suddenly, but found that he couldn't push him, so he had to recite the formula.

Xun Zhi was fixed there by Lin Du, and Lin Du pinched his face proudly, "Senior Brother, Junior Brother, your senior brother is your senior brother after all, it's still a little tender to fight with me."

"Yeah." Xun Zhi only took a while to untie it, and now Lin was stunned, Xun Zhi ignored him, quickly tied the man's hands with the fairy rope, and said in a deep voice: "Don't worry! Falling in love, skip that step! Let's get married directly, go, tell them, we will also make them happy, we can't be single dogs all the time."

"You..." Lin Du froze in place, not moving, Xun Zhi hugged him directly, Lin Du blushed, Xun Zhi continued to kiss him, Lin Du said "you" for a long time, and said I can't speak.

Well, since the younger brother is so hungry and thirsty, as a senior brother, he has no choice but to love him so much.Lin Du thought angrily.

The moon is very full tonight.

three,

In Qingshan City, the two stood on the top of the mountain, looked at the mansion under their feet, and smiled at each other.

Gu Yuqi opened the fan, tapped Lu Xingmiao's head lightly, and said dotingly: "Now don't worry."

"Don't worry." Lu Xingmiao picked off a leaf at random, and the leaf immediately became huge, like a flat boat, and without waiting for the people behind, she sat on the leaf and looked down at Gu Yuqi, "I'll go first, Master! You use a fan, I use leaves, let's see who can fly faster!"

"You didn't wait for me." Gu Yuqi beeped, how many times he said, don't call him master, Lu Xingmiao just doesn't listen, this will call him old, okay?

It is also a coincidence that the Yan family and the Wang family are neighbors and have always been on good terms.The master of the Yan family said that he would only marry one wife in his life, so the master of the Wang family should also follow the fashion and say that he would only marry one wife.

It's just talk, who knows that the two of them really only married one wife.

Even more coincidentally, the two families got married on the same day, and the wives of the two families were happy at the same time. Such a coincidence could not be found with a lantern, so they agreed to each other: a man and a woman would be relatives, two men would recognize brothers, and two women Then recognize sisters.

The two families were destined, and the wife gave birth to a big fat boy on the same day. Although they were all lamenting that they were not a boy and a girl, the two boys were happy enough, so at the centenary banquet, Xiao Yanfu and Xiaoxinyuan paid homage to each other.

Xin Yuan is very well-behaved, he can read at the age of three, compose poems at the age of seven, and spends every day reciting books in the study, the Wang family does not know how happy they are.But the Yan family was almost pissed off, his son Yan Fu is simply a devil in the world, making trouble here and stabbing birds there, completely opposite to Xiao Xiaoyuan.

If you ask Xiao Yanfu to read, he will only say "read, read, read, I just want to eat roast chicken", Master Yan is going to die of anger, he is almost eight years old, and his son can't read a few big characters , can you be in no hurry?

So Master Yan tried his best to send his son to Wang's house, hoping that Xinyuan could bring this great devil brother.

On this day, Yan Fu went to Wang's house to go through the process as usual. Although he said he was going to Wang's house, he only ate roast chicken at Wang's house.When I went out, I saw the thin, white and tender Xinyuan again, standing there stupidly motionless.

Yan Fu was not surprised, bit the dog's tail grass, patted his shoulder, and said helplessly: "Have you lost your way again?"

Xinyuan nodded, and held Yan Fu's hand obediently, "Brother, I can't find my way home. Take me home."

"Humph."

Everyone in the town knew that Wang Xinyuan was smart, but there was one thing that gave Mr. Wang a headache——Wang Xinyuan was crazy.As long as he is ten feet away, he will get lost, even in his own yard. I don't know how many times I have to look for him every month.

Yan Fu looked at his hand and cut it. This hand is so white, so thin, fragrant and tender, it is even tenderer than a doll, and it can't do any hard work, "Hey! If you get lost in the future, Just send me this firework bomb, and when I see it, I will definitely take you home, and you are not allowed to walk around with others, do you hear me!"

Xinyuan blinked, looked up at him, then at the fireworks, with a smile on his face: "Really?"

"Of course it's true." Yan Fu gave a blank look, so he wouldn't say that he had a nice smile just now.

"okay!"

【Finish】

The author has something to say: all the ex-boyfriends are over, thank you for following up the article, I finished the last chapter on the hypocritical words, so I won't say more.

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The great eunuch Yan Lin crossed over, dressed as an [-]-line Internet celebrity who everyone shouted and beat, and was bound to a super-large system. The system said that if he couldn't play in the entertainment industry, he would become an eunuch again!

Yan Lin, who managed to regain his glory with great difficulty: I'm so angry...

In order to keep the man's dignity, Yan Lin did everything he could, such as smashing boulders on his chest, shooting targets blindfolded, reciting ancient poems live, riding a horse and floating on the water, etc. With his fresh and unpretentious literary talent and martial arts skills, Yan Lin stands out from the crowd in the circle!

Fan: Is this really my daughter who graduated from junior high school?It's hard work for you to hold Buddha's feet temporarily!Remember to add chicken legs to the PR department!Refill!

Yan Lin: My fans don't believe me, so sad.

Warm reminder from the system (^_^): Xiao Linzi, you are not popular enough now, I suggest you to build a good relationship with President Shao of the Barrette Group, take a shortcut, and it will be more fun to hang out!

Yan Lin said hehe:

1. Shao Si'an looks exactly like my mortal enemy in my previous life

2. So I beat him up in public

3. Found out he was my boss

4. Now the whole network is looking for me

You want me to have a good relationship with him? ? ?

The value of force is super strong, super black, favored by X, daughter-in-law is cold on the outside and hot on the inside, and the president is attacking

The growth history of internet celebrities → superstars

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