He Shen and Tanuki

Fang Li's trembling hand was covered with a bubble, and he pressed it down vigorously with excitement, and was satisfied to hear the sound of "pon" explode in his ears.

And press and cherish.He still remembers reading a message on Weibo some time ago, saying that xx company, which produces bubble wrap, has launched a new generation of bubble wrap in order to save costs. will be gradually discontinued.

Why do human beings embarrass human beings!Why do you want to deprive even such a small happiness!The designer probably has the same brain twitch as Yuci, as expected, mentally handicapped children have a lot of fun.

While Fangli's subordinates kept pressing the bubbles, their thoughts began to dance wildly in the air again.The countless fantasy novels he has read told him that there will always be unimaginable items that trigger the main plot, and maybe rice grains will jump into his nostrils while eating rice.Based on this calculation, is it possible to press a bubble wrap to produce a cute girl?

Fang Li's eyes, which were staring closely at the bubble wrap, flickered for a moment, but quickly dimmed again, and sighed faintly.Bubble wrap can be regarded as his childhood, accompanying him through countless painful nights tortured by math problems.After so many years of companionship in the past, nothing has been produced, and there is no need to pin any hopes on whims.

Then he suddenly remembered the fact that he was called Flag Xiaowangzhi.

Fang Li smiled and shook his head: "Hahaha how can..."

In the next second, with the movement of popping the bubbles, the whole bubble wrap suddenly burst into intense dazzling light, and the scorching heat suddenly swept over the fingertips. Fang Li reflexively threw away the bubble wrap and blocked his arm. In front of him, under the dazzling white light, he couldn't open his eyes at all, and his fingers twitched in pain.Could this be Yuci's hidden weapon against himself?It's abominable to have been tricked like this, Fang Li spurned himself, where did the good Qing Gao go!

It took a while for the white light to gradually dim, and Fang Li blinked hard. The remaining light spots on his retina made him very uncomfortable.He put down his arms and looked in the direction of the bubble wrap, but was surprised to find that there was a thick white mist in front of him, and the white mist gradually dispersed, revealing a person rubbing his head.

Fang Li pressed his cheeks with both hands and opened his mouth wide in horror.

Actually!Not wearing it!clothing!

He pretended to be shy and covered his face, secretly looking at it through his fingers.

Black hair, and very long, all dragging on the ground, I don't know how many years it hasn't been cut... Well, it looks very good-looking, it's like a knife-shaved side face with resolute thin lips and an evil smile...

Wait what's wrong!

But it's really strange that the eyes are golden. Did you wear colored contact lenses?Still looking at this side, their eyes met, and it turned out that the person who was so beautiful that both people and gods were angry was...

Before Fang Li finished his music, he suddenly remembered that he was peeping. Wasn't this discovered?He hurriedly pretended to be calm and closed his fingers without leaving any gaps, shaking his head in a crying voice and shouting: "Who are you! Why are you in my house!"

It's all about drama!

The line of sight was forcibly blocked by himself, and Fang Li pricked up his ears to listen to the movement.The man seemed to stand up, and the footsteps were getting closer and closer... Fang Li anxiously planned to peek through his fingers again, but before he could move, his hands were gently pulled from his face, and then a warm embraced him.

He heard the man rub against his shoulder, and a clear voice rang in his ears with a smile: "Is it human? I'm so happy, thank you."

Fangli, who has been single for 20 years, immediately froze, his face flushed.Through the thin fabric, the gentle body temperature permeates from the place of contact, soaking every inch of skin.Fang Li's eyes flickered, and he tried to push the man away: "Let go, I have something to tell you..." The man didn't care about Fang Li's fluttering little short hands, but tightened his arms even more, expressing nostalgia He said softly, "The last time I saw a human was hundreds of years ago... Don't be shy, I won't do anything to you."

Fangli's eyelids have changed from twitching to dancing wildly.

Fuck, classmate, you don't have any clothes on!Something subtle is right there at my navel!Listen to others!My old face was flushed just because I couldn't breathe!

How terrible it is to be sentimental!

Fang Li was angry at his dantian, and kicked his legs up smartly. Before the man yelled out in pain, he suddenly pushed his hands forward, then turned around and landed on the ground, and quickly grabbed something from the coffee table and pointed it at the unknown person. It's done in one go!Fang Li let out a breath slowly, staring at the person twitching and rolling on the floor. The smile on the corner of his mouth was dangerous. He said it was from an unknown family, maybe it was a child with a genetic mutation that developed too fast. Let it out and run around!Running naked without clothes on!

"I haven't seen humans so ferocious in hundreds of years..." The man was still rolling, his face twisted in pain, but he stopped all his movements the moment he caught something in Fang Li's hand out of the corner of his eye. , he propped himself up, his gaze was fixed on a certain object, his golden eyes sparkled: "Is that object for me! It's so beautiful!"

Fang Li followed his gaze and moved his gaze to his own hand, and found that he was holding the magic wand Yu Ci gave him, and his posture was still so cool.

Immediately, he rolled his eyes, almost wanting to throw a piece of tofu on his head.What's wrong with this damn right hand!How much you want to destroy your current heroic image!

In the end, it turned out that the man was sitting on the sofa wearing Fangli's bathrobe, holding a pink magic wand in his hand, pressing it back and forth with great interest, but left Fangli aside.Fang Li nestled limply on the sofa, looking at the bright smile on the man's face.

...It's so beautiful! Damn it!

Fang Li cleared his throat and said seriously, "Tell me, who are you?"

The man finally stopped fiddling with the magic wand, and looked up at him with a smile: "I am the God of Bubble Paper."

Fang Li further strengthened the idea of ​​this person in the second stage of middle school.

The man rolled his eyes and thought for a while, then scratched his head a little embarrassed: "I didn't even introduce myself. My name is He Yu. I'm sorry for scaring you at first. I haven't seen a human being so excited for a long time. What's your name?" name?"

What a huh-huh name, Fang Li slandered.

"I'm Fangli," Fangli looked at him, "When are you going to leave?"

The magic wand in He Yu's hand fell on the sofa. He turned his head to look at Fang Li in disbelief, and said in a sad and indignant tone, "Are you going to drive me away? You heartless man!"

Fang Li shook.What the hell is this resentful tone!Speaking of which, he hasn't disliked that He Yu is not a girl. Why did the plot with a promising future go astray when he came to him!How can I save a mentally handicapped you with a level nine handicap!

He Yu was still depressed: "I can cook."

Fang Li's ears twitched instantly.

"I can also do laundry."

Fang Li's ears moved again.

"I can also mop the floor and wash the dishes..." He Yu was counting with his fingers when he was suddenly thrown into his arms by a flying object.Fang Li hugged He Yu tightly and did not let go, and looked at him with burning eyes: "It's you! No matter what kind of brat you are, you just stay here my dear!"

He Yu was stunned for a moment, surprised at this huge change, and laughed again with a "puchi".He stretched out his hand to caress the head of the raccoon above, rubbed it gently, felt the delicate touch of his fingertips, and said in a gentle tone: "Okay, then it's settled." Not caught.

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Gong finally appeared (???_??)?☆