He Shen and Tanuki

It's a pity that it's the weekend now, and Fang Li has to go back to school again on Sunday afternoon.He Yu sent Fang Li to the station with tears in his eyes, announcing bitterly: "Be prepared, I will definitely get back my capital with interest in the future."

Fang Li slapped his forehead with a "slap": "Don't make trouble, bear boy, be careful and I'll tell your mother to go. I'm leaving, don't miss me. Thousands of sentient beings are still waiting for me to save them."

He Yu looked around for a while, but no one was paying attention, so he immediately bent down and kissed Fang Li on the forehead "mua", smiling like a stealing cat.Fang Li used his palm as a knife with no expression on his face, and cut at He Yu's side decisively, in exchange for the latter's cry of pain.

After Fang Li arrived at the school, he went straight to the dormitory.He stood in front of the door, searching for the key of the dormitory with one handbag and the other, but he hadn't found the key yet, but suddenly heard indistinct voices, fighting sounds, and the ping-pong-pong sound of things being knocked over from inside the door. It's frightening, don't want it!Fang Li squinted his eyes and his whole aura changed instantly. His intuition told him that something bad must be happening in the dormitory, and this thing may be related to the survival of human beings in the future!He told himself to be calm and decisive, then quickly searched for the key, unlocked it and kicked the door with all his might, followed by a heavy "dong" and stood at the door in an earth-shattering handsome pose, shouting: "Who is here! Quickly report your name!"

good!The posture is very graceful.Fang Li silently clicked 666 likes for himself.

Fang Li smiled evilly, and slowly raised his head, which was lowered to look handsome, his eyes were shining with the light of not letting go of any detail, and he scanned the audience quickly and nimbly!However, in the next second, his sharp little eyes suddenly turned into fear, and he cupped his face in both hands in horror, shaking his head and screaming like "Scream": "Noooo!"

God!What did he see!

Fang Li subconsciously kicked back the door he had kicked open, because he understood that the scene in the room at this time was too loose/rotten, how could it damage the hearts of the pure and angelic students!Now, right in front of him, on the bed in front of him, the boss is pressing Yu Ci on the bed, holding both of Yu Ci's arms to his ears, both of them are flushed and their clothes are messy, Yu Ci's There is actually a pile of unknown white liquid on the neckline!These two old hooligans are obviously doing something that a child who can't say it can't see it!

Fang Li covered his face, tell me what you two adulterers and prostitutes did during my absence!It's so uninteresting not to ask me to watch and learn from such a good thing as Yuci being suppressed!

"Fang Li..." At this moment, classmate Yu Ci, who was the No. [-] protagonist of the incident, finally spoke up. With a look of lovelessness on his face, he argued weakly, "Don't get me wrong, you stinky child! The matter is not That's what you think!"

"What did I misunderstand?" Fang Li looked at Yu Ci with innocent eyes, "You guys are doing something embarrassing, just say it, and remember to lock the door next time."

The boss, who had been pressing on Yuci until now, touched his nose, turned his head away and said embarrassingly: "Fang Li, things are not what you think..."

Fang Li applauded vigorously: "Congratulations to you for successfully speaking the classic lines of being caught/raped in person! The plot of the split line is triggered!"

Seeing that the boss had loosened his restraint, Yu Ci quickly seized the opportunity to hit the boss directly in the chest with an elbow!The boss groaned and almost spat out a mouthful of blood, but Yu Ci's second blow followed closely!He bent his legs and hit the boss hard with his knees. The boss shook and let out a muffled groan, and blurted out a "fuck", but because he lost his attack power, he could only turn over and fell on the bed, covering his body with his hands. The injured part curled up into a ball and trembled pitifully.

Yu Ci let out a long sigh of relief, stood up gracefully and moved to the edge of the bed, pressed down the messy hair with his hands, tidied up the ripped skirt, stood up, and regained the spirit of Kaolin Flower field.He turned around again and looked at the boss who was still trembling frequently on the bed, smiled seductively, and then pinched the boss's butt hard.

The boss covered the front and the back at the same time, he was too busy, he felt that his dignity as a man had been greatly challenged!He turned his head to look at Yu Ci, his eyes locked on him who was smiling flamboyantly, his expression was dark and uncertain: "Just wait, one day I will let you cry and beg me under me."

"Sorry, what did you say just now? I didn't pay attention." Yu Ci pretended not to hear anything, and naturally stretched out his hand, and pinched the boss's underside.

The boss was sweating on his forehead.But he still stared at Yu Ci firmly, his wolf-like eyes seemed to want to eat him up.

But how could Yu Ci, as a little prince who had experienced many battles, be intimidated by such a small threat!And the most important thing for him now is to deal with Fang Li next to him with a face like "Don't look at me, just pretend I don't exist".Yuci laughed "hehe", and walked towards Fangli step by step, each step made Fangli tremble.He came up to Fang Li, raised Fang Li's face with the advantage of his height, so that Fang Li could not avoid his gaze, and asked slowly: "What's the matter, why don't you talk now? No, the nonsense just now is very reasonable." Is it?"

Fang Li straightened his back and pretended to be very righteous and replied: "Don't deny it when you do something bad, classmate Yu Ci, I have seen what you have done, don't worry I will not publicize it, I just hope you can choose the right one next time." time and place."

Yu Ci rolled up his sleeves and was about to beat Fang Li: "Hey, I have a bad temper..."

Fang Li immediately made a graceful turn and dodged perfectly!

"So Fangli, you really misunderstood." The boss sat up while holding his hands in pain, "It's just that I accidentally spilled milk on Yu Ci, and when he was about to change clothes, I accidentally Stumbled and pushed him directly onto the bed...so you saw such a picture when you came in."

Fang Li was very skeptical: "Then why do I hear the sound of fighting and shouting?"

Yu Ci replied calmly: "His weight made my internal organs almost come out. I pushed and pushed him to get off me, but he said that his waist flashed and he couldn't move for a while. I can carry a tripod. I was going to put him down, but he thought I was moving around, so he held my hand. I just moved out of the country, is there a problem?"

Fang Li: ... What a wonderful and blood-splattered drama!

Yu Ci looked down at the white on his collar, his face was a little delicate, and going out with this kind of thing would definitely be misunderstood.He pinched Fang Li's face: "Little servant, do you have any extra shirts here? Lend me one."

Fang Li chuckled, it was really unreasonable to be so demanding: "I'm really sorry, I don't have a shirt here, even if I had one, it wouldn't fit you. But I do have something here, do you want a white hurdle vest? I'm sure you can show it off. Clean skin, show a perfect waistline, be the most confident self, and perfectly capture the him in your mind."

Yu Ci flew over and said, "Get out of the false advertisement!" But looking at Fang Li's small stature, he also understood that he couldn't have clothes that fit his size.

The little servant is unreliable, and Yu Ci can only accept his fate. Anyway, not many people on this campus know him, so if he really scares others, he can call himself Fang Li.He was just about to open the door to leave, but the boss behind him stopped him: "Yuci, wait..."

Yu Ci turned around and asked impolitely, "Is there anything else?"

The boss touched his nose shyly, and pointed to the closet: "I should have clothes that fit you here, why don't you take one and wear it first."

Yu Ci scanned the boss up and down several times suspiciously, only then realized that he was indeed taller than himself, and murmured: "Don't tell me I haven't found out yet..."

The boss's powerful heart was severely shattered, and he was bleeding alone.He lay down again wounded, curled up, and silently licked his wound in the corner.

The metaphor here was completely unaware of the rich inner drama of the boss. He just thought about it and thought it was a good proposal, so he agreed.He said to the boss: "Then I will take it casually." Then he opened the boss's closet.Not long after, he picked out a white shirt, and then began to unbutton it one by one, ready to change clothes on the spot without avoiding suspicion.

Yu Ci thought it was okay to be full of men here, but he didn't know that there were a pair of green eyes staring at him closely in the darkness!The naked eyes lingered repeatedly on the smooth and white skin, the graceful butterfly bones, and then slid down to the slender waist, and then to the looming buttocks, only a little bit protruding from the jeans... The boss swallowed with difficulty With a mouthful of saliva, dizzy and unscrupulous thoughts filled his mind, he really wanted to take off all the clothes Yu Ci had just put on, and push him to the ground like this and that and that and that!Just thinking about it makes me happy!

To be honest, he was really surprised that under Yu Ci's fierce or cold appearance, he actually had such a beautiful figure.

No way, his imagination ran wild again and couldn't stop!

"Ah!" Fang Li suddenly cried out in surprise, "Boss, you have a nosebleed!"

The boss felt something warm slowly flowing out of his nasal cavity, and his hands were bloody when he touched it.He quickly pulled a few tissues from the side to block his nostrils.Seeing that Yu Ci's eyes were very subtle, the boss explained calmly: "It may be because of an internal injury just now, don't panic."

Yu Ci turned his face indifferently and refused to talk to this psychopath!

The author has something to say:

I can't do it anymore, I'm so cute, the couple Qiu Lin×Yu Ci, I really want to write an article with them as the main characters!

Let me rein in my urge to run wild...