He Shen and Tanuki

Fang Li is a man of his word.Now that he had agreed to the boss, he reluctantly gave up his time playing games. On a quiet night, by the orange light of the desk lamp, he listed in detail the plans and key points on a sheet of paper.He beckoned Qiu Lin to come over, compared the two-thirds of the paper with his fingers, and told him patiently: "So far, it's just metaphorical information, including family background, height, weight, measurements, sexual orientation, what size, what's more There are things he likes and hates. You must keep them in mind! If you can successfully ask him out sometime, remember not to step on the minefield, and you must properly increase your favorability."

Qiu Lin's eyes shone with the light of humbly asking for advice, and he nodded seriously.

Fangli moved his finger down and circled the third part of the back: "Here is the place where he often hangs out, you can wait there... But Yu Ci is very smart and good at seeing through Human thoughts, you must pay attention to the frequency, don't let him discover your intentions, and your acting skills must be good. If he understands something, see if he doesn't use all his skills to kick you away..."

Qiu Lin suddenly felt cold for no reason, and quickly stretched out his hand to cover it.

Fang Li turned the white paper over and continued: "Here, what is written on the back is his class schedule. If I remember correctly, it should be like this." He paused, "In short, what is written on this white paper You have to memorize everything verbatim, and no mistakes are allowed! I will also try my best to say more good things about you in Yuci's ears, and strongly exaggerate that you are a vigorous root under the socialist core values. Zheng Miaohong is a good boy!"

Qiu Lin's knees softened and he was about to kneel down to Fang Li: "You are my savior, I really don't know how to repay you..."

Fang Li flicked him on the forehead: "Stand still, get out quickly! Are you afraid that I will show my affection now!"

The second, third, and fourth were all as quiet as chickens lying on the bed and pretending not to hear anything.

Fang Li took out his mobile phone and dialed He Yu's number, intending to report to him today's results.But a busy tone came from the phone immediately, and the cold female voice reminded the other party that the phone was turned off.Fang Li was stunned for a moment, guessing that He Yu forgot to charge his phone.He hung up the call and redialed his home number.In the past, He Yu would always pick up the phone immediately after it rang a few times, and when he came up, he would say "mua".But today, the phone rang for a long time, and there was no answer until the busy signal appeared.

Fang Li suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.He hastily replayed it once.This time, after waiting for a long time again, when Fang Li thought the phone was about to hang up again, someone finally answered.He Yu's voice came softly along the phone line: "Little civet cat mua, I'm sorry to keep you waiting today. I was taking a shower just now, so I didn't hear the phone ringing."

Only then did Fangli let go of his high-hanging heart, he reluctantly went back with a "mua", and complained in a low voice: "You scared me to death, I thought something happened to you... "

He Yu felt amused: "Don't think about it, how could something happen to me? I didn't do anything except stun some young girls on the street."

Fang Li: "Bah! He Yu, you are shameless! It's better for me to take over this kind of monster!"

He Yu laughed so hard over there.

"By the way, let me tell you," Fang Li recalled the purpose of calling tonight, "Isn't our boss going to chase metaphors? I put all my heart and soul into making a detailed plan for him today." , Guaranteed that he will finish the metaphor within a week!"

He Yu praised him very cooperatively: "My little civet cat is awesome! The wisdom between heaven and earth has never been seen before or since!"

Fang Li smiled treacherously: "Don't dare, don't dare, thank you, thank you."

"Ah, come to think of it, our teacher was super funny in class today hahaha," Fang Li suddenly remembered something, and before he finished speaking, he collapsed into the quilt with laughter, "You know, when he came to class, he not only The wig strap is crooked. When he turned around to write on the blackboard, we also saw a pair of red embroidered underwear caught in the back of his trousers. Make him proud!"

"Also, there is a dark dish in the cafeteria today, and they actually mixed braised pork with fish and eggplant! There is no one with this idea..."

Fang Li had a great time talking here and there, and He Yu answered patiently on the other end of the phone, carefully capturing every syllable of his speech, even the faint breath.He must keep these things firmly in his heart, lest the long river of time wash them away.As Fang Li was talking, he suddenly exclaimed, "The lights are off!" He said to He Yu apologetically, "Ah, I'm sorry, we have turned off the lights, we have to go to sleep... I will call you tomorrow. Then I'll hang up first."

"Fang Li, wait..." He Yu called Fang Li abruptly before he could react, still calling him by his full name.Fang Li's voice was a little nervous: "What's wrong?"

"No...it's nothing, you go to sleep." He Yu was silent for a while, and replied lightly.

What does he want to do?What do you want to say to Fang Li?Parting words?Obviously it would be better not to let that person know, but he stubbornly wants to hear that person's nervous and anxious voice.

It was hopeless.

"Don't hide it, I know what you're thinking," Fang Li smiled mischievously, "Look, it's Thursday, and I'll be back soon! Here's a hot mua for you first!" He put his mouth in front of the phone and took a sip.

He Yu was silent for a while, then softly replied, "mua".

Maybe it was the last kiss.

"Then I'll go to bed first, and you go to bed early too! Good night!"

"Good night." When the other party hung up the phone, He Yu put down the microphone in peace of mind.But in the next second, he suddenly broke out into a violent cough, coughing until tears flowed out, and the heavy panting sound escaped from his mouth uncontrollably.He Yu lied.He wasn't showering, he was just too tired to move, and it took too long to move slowly to the phone.But how did he let Fang Li know about this?

He Yu raised his finger, which was so transparent that it almost disappeared into the air, and lightly tapped his bare arm.In an instant, a blue light spot rose from the point of contact and spread outward, and immediately disappeared into the air.

He Yu smiled, what are you doing, I really don't have time this time.

Can't wait for Fang Li to come back.

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Early in the morning on Friday, Fang Li stepped on a ladder and grabbed Qiu Lin by the ear and pulled him up: "Boss is up!"

Qiu Lin twisted his body coquettishly: "No, no, no!"

Fang Li snorted coldly: "Aren't you going to the cafeteria to catch metaphors?"

Qiu Lin immediately sat up awkwardly, with a frightening light in his eyes: "Let's go!" He couldn't be more arrogant!

Fang Li is ready, just waiting for Qiu Lin.The two also tried their best not to disturb the others who were still sleeping.After all, others need to sleep and recuperate, but they are the ones who want to do big things!The road is long and long!

Qiu Lin originally wanted to tidy up his hairstyle in a smug manner, but Fang Li slapped him on the back of his head: "Don't just sway your male hormones, you really show your demonic aura! Yu Ci likes natural beauty, have you forgotten!"

Hearing this, Qiu Lin stopped dawdling and ran out of the dormitory following Fang Li.

When approaching the cafeteria, Fang Li signaled Qiu Lin to stop and breathe calmly.Then the two walked briskly and walked into the cafeteria pretending to be very happy, "It's so refreshing to wake up early", secretly scanning the figure of Yu Ci with their eyes!Qiu Lin's eyes lit up, and he saw Yu Ci at the window: "He is queuing up! Let's get on!"

So the two of them had spring-like smiles on their faces again, and swished behind Yu Ci.

"Hey Yu Ci, what a coincidence." Fang Li patted Yu Ci on the shoulder.

"What a coincidence," Yu Ci sneered, "I met you for the first time in the cafeteria in the morning."

Fang Li's answer was impeccable: "I decided to get up early and study hard every day." He pointed to Qiu Lin beside him: "Thanks to the careful teaching of the boss, I feel like I am a new man!"

Qiu Lin shook his head calmly: "Don't dare to act, dare not act, I just provided the on-demand video appropriately."

Yu Ci glanced at them suspiciously, and finally set his eyes on Qiu Lin, thought for a while and said, "By the way, Shan Gang..."

"It's okay, don't be so unfamiliar," Qiu Lin interrupted and corrected with a smile, "Just call me Qiu Lin."

"That mountain, my clothes have been washed and dried, and I will return them to you at noon this year." Yu Ci saw that it was his turn from the corner of his eyes, so he hurried to the window and said, "Three buns."

There was blood in Qiu Lin's smile!With tears in my eyes!Forget it, he just took it as Yu Ci's nickname for him, only he has it!Very special!

It feels so much better to think about it this way!

Yu Ci turned his head and asked the two of them, "What do you want? Order together."

Fang Li was shy: "This is so embarrassing..."

Yu Ci: "Haven't you rarely rubbed against me since you were a child?"

Under the background of Fang Li, Qiu Lin became more stable: "Sorry, I'm sorry to trouble you."

In his heart, Fang Li ruthlessly spurned Qiu Lin, who looked like a dog!Although I taught myself!

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Alas, the civet cat doesn't know that He Yu is going to disappear soon...

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