He Shen and Tanuki

This is a story that happened when the two were not together.

01

One day, Fang Li was unpacking the courier. He naturally unwrapped the bubble wrap, grabbed it in his hand and popped the bubbles one by one.Squeezing and pinching, he had a sudden idea, stretched his neck and shouted into the kitchen: "He Yu, come here!"

He Yu hurriedly wiped off the water on his hands, and walked over before taking off his apron: "What's wrong?"

Fang Li smiled bewilderedly and pointed his fingers to signal He Yu to come closer.

He Yu looked at Fang Li vigilantly, because he knew that every time the little civet cat showed such eyes, it would never be a good thing!He just got a little closer, and Fang Li, who couldn't hold back, ran over by himself, holding He Yu's arm with one hand, and pressing it left and right with his index finger with the other hand.

He Yu: ...? ?

Before he could react, Fang Li's movements over there were over.Fang Li let go of He Yu with a sigh, with an indescribably depressed expression on his face: "It seems that I am thinking too much."

He Yu: I don't know anything yet, aren't you going to explain...

Fang Li took a look at He Yu with a strange expression, and finally began to explain: "I suddenly thought just now, since you are the god of bubble paper, there will be noise when you squeeze the bubbles, so will there be noise when you pinch your skin?" ?”

He Yu: "No, I don't think it's possible no matter how you think about it..." It's better not to let it out to harm the world with such a clear mind!

Fang Li nodded thoughtfully: "It's true, if my hypothesis is true, you will explode as soon as you sit on the stool, how embarrassing it would be..."

He Yu: "..." I think it's more beautiful if you don't talk!

02

Wherever there is square raccoon, there is mess.That's true.

When Fang Li lived alone, he had to clean up because he was worried about messing up the house. More mess = more cleaning, so he was at least a little restrained.But when He Yu came, it was as if a snail girl was welcoming her into her peak life!The destructive factors in Fang Li's body that were ready to move began to be presumptuous again. Although he felt a little guilty about the fruits of He Yu's labor, but... once he started, he couldn't stop! !

He Yu deeply realized the seriousness of this matter.So one day, he pulled Fangli, who had just finished eating potato chips and tried to slip into the study to play games, back by the collar, pulled him to the coffee table in the living room, pointed to the empty packaging bag on it, and said solemnly: "Everything I finish eating can be eaten by myself." Throw."

Fang Li was caught on the spot for doing bad things, coughed lightly in embarrassment, and ran to the trash can with the packaging bag, taking along the orange peels that he ate and threw away 20 minutes ago.

When he came back after throwing it, he saw He Yu sitting on the sofa with a calm expression, staring at him closely.Fang Li got goosebumps all over his body in an instant, and quickly sat down next to He Yu, smiling obsequiously. ~"

He Yu didn't stop Fang Li's behavior, but just kept looking at him.Fang Li felt a little indescribably creepy.After a while, He Yu finally spoke, announcing the decision he had just made: "Tomorrow we will clean the house."

Fang Li's movements stopped: "I...we?" Wait a minute, did he hear correctly!

He Yu's nod cut off Fang Li's last glimmer of hope.Fang Li still put his hands on He Yu's shoulders, struggling to cry without tears: "Why?"

He Yu replied succinctly: "In order to let you know that cleaning is not easy, let me know how to cherish it by the way."

Fang Li: Is it too late for me to admit my mistake...

Early the next morning, Fang Li was kicked out of bed by the ruthless He Yu before he could completely escape from his sleep.Fang Li yawned and asked He Yu with tears in his eyes, "Is it really going to be so early..."

He Yu looked at Fang Li's face that hadn't had enough sleep. He was so cute and pitiful. After all, he was someone he liked, so he couldn't bear it.But he knew that if he didn't make up his mind at this time, Fang Li would be even more reckless in the future until he rode on his head!It is absolutely right to have the awareness of guarding against the passing of time!

He Yu wiped away the sleepy little tears from the corners of Fang Li's eyes, then handed him a rag and a bucket, and said, "I will leave the study and bedroom to you."

Fangli: ...QAQ I was wrong

However, He Yu was extremely resolute this time, and Fang Li could only hold a handkerchief, sprinkle small tears, and carry a bucket to catch the water.

Fortunately, it is summer now, and there is no trouble caused by the water temperature.Fang Li resignedly wrung out the water on the rag, squatted down and began to wipe from the corners.Cleaning is fine, but He Yu still uses such a primitive method, has the rapid development of technology been eaten by you...

When the floor of the study was cleaned, Fang Li, who didn't like exercising, was already so tired that he was lying on the ground.When he stood up, his eyes blurred, his legs went limp, and he fell down on the chair beside him to rest for a while.It's just that he is cheap and likes to move around.At this time, I saw the gap between the wooden partitions on the back of the chair, and I stuffed my arm in it as it looked quite wide, □□, then stuffed it in, and □□… Wait, why can’t I pull it out? up!

In a panic, Fang Li violently exerted force on his hand. Not only did his arm not come out, but it was stuck in pain. The bursting pain began to spread, and he no longer dared to move casually.He quickly called He Yu: "He Yu, He Yu, help!!"

He Yu was mopping the floor in the living room, and was startled when he heard Fang Li's cry, and rushed over with a shake of the rag, but as soon as he entered the study, he saw Fang Li looking at him with his mouth pursed, breathing in pain, his fair skin The arm got stuck in the crack of the chair, and there was obviously a circle of red marks.He Yu was so heartbroken that he was about to explode, so he quickly stepped forward and held Fang Li down to keep him from moving: "Don't move, let me figure out a way."

Fang Li looked at He Yu pitifully, and He Yu's heart softened. Thinking of the current situation, he felt so distressed.He patted Fang Li's head and said, "I'm going to get soapy water, just be patient."

Fang Li watched He Yu go away and come back in pain, holding a basin of soapy water in his hand.

He Yu sprinkled soapy water between Fang Li's arms and the cracks so that they could fully lubricate each other.Almost blurred, He Yu signaled Fang Li to use a little force: "Try it."

Fang Li twitched cautiously: "It still doesn't work..." Although the resistance was not as obvious as it was at the beginning, it was still close.He Yu told him not to move, and he lubricated it again.Fang Li watched He Yu's movements and was grinning, when the cell phone in his left pocket suddenly rang.Fang Li took it out with his left hand, and looked at the caller ID: Yuci.

Fang Li finally found out that no matter what kind of shit happens, Yu Ci's phone call is indispensable...

"Hey, what are you doing?" Yu Ci asked with a smile.

Fang Li looked resentful: "Family cleaning!"

"Hahahahaha," Yu Ci laughed mercilessly at first, "I didn't expect you to have this day!" He changed his style, and his tone suddenly became extremely serious: "Okay, I'm calling this time I came here to do business. I have some information you should need here, let me give you a general introduction..." Fang Li saw that He Yu was signaling to him that he wanted sex, and said softly: "Hold on. .”

Fang Li nodded with a dead face.

Yu Ci continued on the phone: "I searched for some documents in the library, and it said..." "Ah, it hurts, stop..." Fang Li suddenly came from the other end of the phone with a slightly crying voice. When the sound rang, Yu Ci's hand turning over the notes stopped in astonishment: "Fang Li?"

"Wait for the metaphor, it's inconvenient for me right now, I'll call you later!" Fang Li was about to cry, he thought it would be okay to use two things at once, but when He Yu moved his senses, all his senses were concentrated there The piece stuck on the skin! "He Yu, take it easy, it hurts so much, forget it, don't move anymore, woo woo woo..."

Yu Ci's expression suddenly became subtle.From the phone, He Yu's voice could be vaguely heard: "Did I push too hard? Sorry, I will be gentle..."

Fang Li: "No, I can't do it...it hurts..."

Yu Ci's brain with a high IQ was running at high speed in an instant, and automatically completed all the plots through this information!Am I a little too shameless to go to these two people!It's broad daylight, isn't it? !

Yu Ci felt that needles were growing in his ears, so he said calmly, "I'll call you later. Also, it's not good to do this kind of thing in broad daylight." Then he hung up decisively to clean his ears!

Fang Li: ...Why does he feel that Yuci seems to have misunderstood something?

Just when he was in a daze, He Yu finally succeeded in freeing Fang Li's arm.He Yu looked at the red marks on the white and tender arm, and really wanted to lick it to relieve Fang Li's pain, but now it was covered with soapy water... He Yu took a clean cloth to wipe Fang Li's arm clean, He got up and said, "I'll apply some medicine for you."

Fang Li held his arm and blew it from time to time, nodding his head, but his mind was spinning non-stop.

When He Yu helped him apply the medicine, Fang Li finally expressed his thoughts carefully: "Do I need to continue cleaning later?" The little eyes looked at He Yu with hope, really like a wolf Like a tiger!

Unexpectedly, He Yu easily let Fang Li go this time: "No need. You rest, then I will follow."

Fang Li: "Thank you for your hard work." Well done!The villain in Fangli's heart silently said yes!

"However," He Yu tidied up his things slowly, and suddenly said, "I'll make it up next time."

Fangli: ... I was wrong, I really shouldn't think you are a good person!

03

This is the story of the two together.

In order to decorate the house, Fang Li specially bought several pots of fake plants online, put one pot in each room, and put two or three pots in the living room.He Yu poked at these plants and said regretfully, "Why don't you buy a few pots for real?"

While peeling the apple, Fang Li said, "Of course it's inconvenient. What if the plants are so delicate and they die in our hands..."

He Yu didn't give up: "We can buy that easy-to-grow plant!"

Fang Li said for a second: "I've already bought them all, objections are invalid!"

He Yu sighed helplessly, and looked at Fang Li with loving and gentle eyes.

When meeting this person, he always has no choice but to accommodate him and rely on all his abilities.

It's such a long life anyway—right?

Extra episode

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Spoiler!Finally finished it too! !Sprinkle flowers! !

After dragging on for so long, a wish was finally fulfilled OJZ

It's almost time to write a postscript, and it's officially over!But because I have a new brain hole, I don’t know what to change the code next ←_←