100 types of love

Hai Yi took 13 deep breaths before he could hold back the computer in front of Liu Minhao's face.

Of course, in fact, he can't hit people's faces, after all, there are two telephone microphones and electromagnetic waves that don't know how many times they can go around the earth.

The surnamed Liu called him out of bed on Sunday morning, commanding him to spend 3 knives for [-] hours in a row. The copywriting was revised in many places, and he said he would complain to him when he was done. Haiyi was quite calm. Said "I'm really sorry, it's a big Sunday, I have to trouble you to make a special call to complain about the small one, remember to call me when you get reimbursed for the phone bill", and hung up the phone.

If the old man knew his reaction just now, he would definitely say that he was ignorant.

In fact, he has always wanted to tell his father that it is useful to be sensible, but he can't eat it.Whenever he has to be sensible, Hai Yi misses the days before his parents went bankrupt, the riverside bungalow in the city center, not the mud wall on the 18th Ring Road that his father is now.

He patted his face hard, thought about picking up the good things, and then forgot about Party A's sloppy bastard, and had a good night's sleep.As soon as the computer was turned off, the phone rang again.

Haiyi had no suspense thinking that the call was from that bastard, and almost hung up directly.

"Yiyi." Mom's smiling voice came over.

"Mom?" Haiyi was taken aback, "Why is this a foreign number?"

Could it be that he committed some crime and was released on medical parole?The case of forced demolition last time has not yet been closed.

"It's Saipan, traveling." After a pause, he added, "Uncle Lin invited you."

"Oh." Since my mother married Uncle Lian, a local tycoon, she has a deep social circle, and even Haiyi can't catch up with her.

"Yiyi." His mother shouted very affectionately, and Haiyi knew that something was wrong as soon as he heard this sign.

Ever since I was a child, whenever I heard my mother call my baby name in a voice that was even louder than that of Zhiling's sister, it was probably not as good as him.

"Are you free tomorrow night, baby? Bring my future daughter-in-law over and have a meal!"

Sure enough, although it was not as serious as he thought before, it was no less than a thunderbolt hitting his forehead.

"Want to hold a grandson? What's the rush? Your son is only 23, and the vas deferens are strong." Haiyi was stunned for a moment before smiling.

The last time he declined his dad, Hai Yi said that he hadn't earned enough money, so he couldn't suffer the girl. In a few years, his dad said "you won't be able to give birth when you're too old", and he insisted on blocking him back.

"Besides, you are not yet 15 years old. When your son who is an advertising dog hits the street, you may not bow down."

"I know you are poor." Mom clicked her tongue and smiled happily, "Mom hasn't seen you for several days, so don't reject the old man's glassy heart."

Glass heart... Hai Yi closed his eyes.

As soon as I heard my father was cheating, I left him without saying a word. At the age of 38, I turned my head and walked over to Xiaokai. After several years of listening to the government behind the curtain, I caught up with my family's family property without paying attention...

"About my girlfriend..." Haiyi hesitated, but still opened his mouth, "Did my dad tell you?"

"Oh." My mother's voice was muffled for a moment, and she probably felt somewhat resentful when she mentioned her ex-husband.

"Oh..." Hai Yi immediately avoided the minefield, hesitating whether to step over to the next minefield, "Actually, my girlfriend..."

"Yes?" Mom was obviously overjoyed.

"Damn..." Hai Yi didn't know what to say, after dawdling for a long time, he still confessed honestly, "My girlfriend, I bought it..."

"What!" Mom's voice almost broke the receiver.

"Don't worry," Haiyi covered her eardrums, "I just paid her to pretend to be my girlfriend, and I didn't engage in human trafficking..."

"Is this the point!" My mother was angry, "Is it because I haven't dealt with you for a long time, you owe it!"

It was rare for the queen mother to be furious, and Haiyi knew that he had really offended her this time, so he had to admit his mistake quickly, and when his mother calmed down a little, he confessed honestly.

Good is rewarded with good, and evil is rewarded with evil. It’s not that you don’t repay, it’s because you didn’t issue ^ tickets—oh no, there are no female tickets.It's all because he hired Yu Yue to play the female ticket when his father urged the marriage last time, and Yu Yue's acting skills, which can be seen even by a blind man, managed to hide from his father's dim old eyes, and sowed the root of trouble ever since.

"Then what do you say." Mom's tone was a little weak.

"What's the matter?" Hai Yi was surrounded by clouds.

"Do you remember Lin Yuanyuan?" Mom sighed.

"Which Lin Yuanyuan?" Haiyi was confused.

"I just came to your uncle's house to pay New Year's greetings at the beginning of the year. The one who looks pretty."

"When I went to my uncle's house, I became familiar with many faces, and there were quite a few beautiful ones, and all of them were younger than you and prettier than you. Guaranteed to cause trouble for Xiao Qiang."

"You son of a bitch!" My mother suppressed her anger and spit out, "I don't have time to be poor with you. I toasted you and spilled your collar on the girl, remember?"

That scene is so sour, Haiyi probably will never forget it for the rest of his life, but now he remembered it all at once.

"Oh, I have a little impression." He didn't dare to play tricks anymore, so he could only speak in a polite manner.

Haiyi listened to someone calling his mother's name on the other end of the phone, and the voice seemed to be Uncle Lian, who was also his mother's current husband.Mom took her mouth off the microphone and said "Come right away".

"Uncle Lian called you?" Haiyi rubbed his nose and said bitterly, "I'm dead."

"You wait for my mother--" the other side fell silent, Haiyi heard the background sound in the microphone changed several times, and my mother probably changed her position.

"I made this phone call secretly just because of you brat!" After a long while, my mother said angrily, "You son of a bitch, don't be so busy picking things up first, the Lin family has made it clear, you must Bring your daughter in marriage!"

"Why?" Haiyi was stunned, and then understood why her mother was so anxious to see her "daughter-in-law".

"Miss Ren has taken a fancy to you." The mother clicked her tongue, "Who made my son so handsome."

"Blame me." Haiyi touched his face, feeling a little complacent and puzzled at the same time.

Lin Yuanyuan's father, Lin Guomin, is an old business friend of Uncle Lian's. Like the Lian family, his family is a nouveau riche in the real estate industry, but they have much deeper roots than the Lian family.Not to mention that Hai Yi was not born to Uncle Lian, even if Uncle Lian recognized him as the quasi-heir, it would obviously be wrong for him to belong to the Lin family.

If you want to have a good family background and good looks, even if you want to marry a prince, it is probably not impossible, so why do you have to fall in love with Hai Yi?

"Young poor, what are you going to do? I can only deal with it first, whether you can push it or not depends on your own good fortune."

After the mother finished speaking, she sighed again, her tone was vicissitudes, and Hai Yi felt a little distressed.After thinking about it, he decided to repeat the old trick and deal with it first.

"Let me say it first," my mother finally agreed, but her attitude was still tough, "Your Uncle Lian is not as easy to fool as Hai Dianfu."

Hai Yi knew that her mother was talking about how her father was cheated out of his family's wealth by sworn brothers back then, fearing that she would reprimand him again, so she didn't dare to say anything, and quickly said that she knew, and she would figure out a way.My mother was probably very angry this time, so she hung up the phone without telling him to eat well and sleep well.

"You really want to be a father, right?" Yu Yue was delighted when he finished talking about Lin Yuanyuan.

"Damn it," Haiyi said angrily, "it's not so cruel to hurt people."

"Doesn't she have a dowry?" Yu Yue held a piece of chocolate in his mouth, chewing on his cheek, "Even if you bring a bottle of oil, I guarantee that you won't be able to spend it in ten lifetimes."

"Even if there is a dowry, it's still a girl's money. I'm a big man, so there's no reason to rely on a woman to support me." It took Haiyi a long time to squeeze out this sentence.

He still felt that this was impossible, and thought that maybe when Lin Yuanyuan got over his strength, he wouldn't have to deal with the double pressure from the Lin family and the Lian family.

"What's wrong with being supported by a woman? If I can be supported by a man, I don't feel ashamed." Yu Yue twitched her cheeks and spread her hands, "Come on, you just don't like him."

"My mother probably knows too." Haiyi said in a muffled voice.

Otherwise, at the risk of offending Uncle Lian's business partner, he secretly sent chicken feather letters to his son, and then rushed back to China overnight, rejecting a good marriage in China that has never been seen before.

Even if he thinks with his toes, Kaiyi knows why his mother is doing it.

The mother loves her son dearly, and she doesn't want him to be like her, and the family is unfortunate.

Yu Yue stared at him dumbfounded: "Why don't you say that mother and child are connected. However, I didn't say it, if it were me, I would have rushed forward to get the certificate from someone."

Hai Yi was blinded by the halo of maternal love, turned her head when she heard this, and smiled at Yu Yue: "Did you just come out of the closet?"

Yu Yue glared at him fiercely: "You don't want my old lady to play the leading role anymore?"

Haiyi immediately changed into a dog-legged face: "Xiao Yueyue."

Yu Yue rolled his eyes at him: "Wipe your drool first, Erha."

Hai Yi wiped the saliva that didn't exist at the corner of his mouth: "Brother Happy."

Yu Yue was immediately overjoyed, but on his face he had just sold the price of a house: "Okay. It's just this time, the last time, and don't let me talk about this kind of shit again."

Hai Yi laughed: "What the hell? Last time, my father rewarded you with an Apple 6."

Yu Yue raised her eyebrows: "The old man wants to save a kidney for his son and seek the welfare of future generations." Then he pulled the collar of the sea clothes, and whispered: "Your mother and your Uncle Lian are such local tyrants, they should give you a Gucci bag. is that OK?"

Hai Yi patted his chest: "Ten is fine."

Yu Yue was happy for a long time, and then said: "Hey, I was wondering, your mother is so rich, why don't you look like a young master?"

Haiyi didn't look at her: "Have you ever seen the young master who is a commercial dog?"

"I've seen it." Yu Yue nodded sharply.

"Me?" Hai Yi laughed.

"Damn," Yu Yue slapped him, "A designer from the art department, I heard his surname is Lin."

"My surname is Lin?" Hai Yi thought for a while, and his face suddenly sank, "It can't be Lin Yu, can it?"

Lin Yu recently worked with Haiyi on a project team. He called him Jeremy in English externally, and referred to him as "Shao Lin" internally. He pretended to be deaf and dumb all day long and ignored people. , this guy is actually taller than Haiyi, 187cm, and Haiyi has to look up when talking to him.

Just because of the above reasons, Hai Yi has been unhappy with him for a long time.

"Bingo!" Yu Yue suddenly became very excited, and patted Hai Yi's shoulder, "Young master should be like this, you learn from it."

"Damn." Haiyi snorted and didn't speak again.

Just after solving a big problem, Haiyi slept soundly at night, but when he came to the company the next day, he felt a little worried when he thought of Liu Minhao.To his surprise, neither Party A nor the customer department came to him all morning, and he stayed in the cubicle until lunch time, safe and sound.

"That idiot Liu Minhao didn't bother me today." Hai Yi planned to burn incense sticks in the online game later.

"When a person is about to die, his words are good." Yu Yue tore off a big mouthful of steak and said while chewing, "Most likely he found out that he has advanced brain cancer."

"Damn it." Haiyi was stunned by her poisonous tongue, and hurriedly swept around, "Keep your voice down, I heard that Party A will send someone to the venue recently, there may be one behind you. "

Yu Yue glanced back and stuck out her tongue: "Tonight's appointment is 7:[-], Qian Qiuyue, right?"

Haiyi nodded: "You don't need to deliberately dress up, I mentioned it to Uncle Lian before, I like plain."

Yu Yue was stunned and didn't say anything. The two of them finished eating and went back to the company to continue being abused.

"I don't have much work on the two projects today, how about you?" Hai Yi wanted to confirm.

"What's more," Yu Yue smiled wryly, "I guess it's the rhythm of getting off work later than street lights."

"Damn it." Hai Yi suddenly had a bad premonition.

"Life is Party A's sandbag, and death is Party B's beggar. This is what I realized when I first entered the industry."

At exactly 7:[-], Haiyi rushed to AE's office, and seeing that Yu Yue had turned on the eye-rolling mode, and was about to start a fight with Party A, he quickly tugged her arm: "How is it? Can you come out?"

Yu Yue made a gesture to ask him to wait a moment, said a few words on the phone and hung up, then turned around and smiled bitterly: "I'm sorry, I really can't get away..."

Haiyi didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only look at her.

"Even if I have a grudge against you, I won't have a grudge against those 10 Gucci bags." Yu Yue covered her forehead and gritted her teeth, "Why don't you just find someone else and give me half of it?"

Kai Yi stared at her dumbfounded.

"Then give me one," Yu Yue said with a sad face, "Look at who else hasn't got off work..."

"Damn it," Hai Yi said anxiously, "This kind of thing can't just be put on the shelves!"

He didn't want to make any mistakes along the way, for example, the girl actually had a male ticket and happened to be cut off at the restaurant.

Yu Yue frowned and looked at him for two seconds, then suddenly her eyes lit up, she pointed behind him and said, "Why don't you ask her to go with you?"

Hai Yi secretly screamed that it was not good, the AEs here are all like wolves and tigers, and he has no ability to control them.Looking back with shaking hands, a person just walked in, lowered his head and stood in front of AE behind them.

"Guan Xiaolin?" Guan Xiaolin is the AE.

"No." Yu Yue pointed to the person in front of Guan Xiaolin, "Young Master Lin."

Lin Yu over there heard someone mentioning him here, raised his eyelids to take a look, and lowered them again.

"Damn it!" Hai Yi almost vomited blood, "He's a man! Can't you pretend to be anything but love in your mind?"

"I really can't do anything about it," Yu Yue chuckled, "Besides, taking the man there can also kill the grass and roots, completely cutting off Lin Yuanyuan's thoughts."

When she said this, Hai Yi was quick to think.

"Very good." Haiyi nodded.Yu Yue's eyes immediately upgraded from stars outside the Milky Way to the sun, and Hai Yi continued: "Working overtime, it's the daily routine of advertising dogs. Well, let me just tell the old man like this."

Yu Yue was stunned for a moment, and then gave him an extremely ferocious bear hug.

"If there are five more zeros in your bank^ card, I will definitely marry you."

"If there are 50 more zeros in my bank^ card, it's still zero." Hai Yi patted her on the shoulder, "Besides, I don't want to be gay."

"Damn it!" Yu Yue smiled and hit him with a little bit more force than usual.

Hai Yi went out and punched the card, and then called his mother Song Shuzhen, planning to move the dinner to the weekend, but just as soon as the call was made, something happened.

For some reason, Yu Yue suddenly found someone to help her connect with Party A, and then dragged Haiyi to the shiny golden hotel that looked like it was used by local tyrants.

However, Qian Qiuyue is really tall. When the two of Haiyi entered, the two people who ran into them were all wearing formal dresses. Occasionally, one or two were left alone, and they were all local tyrants who could exchange a single item on their body for a toilet in other people's house. .

Yu Yue didn't speak at the side, but Haiyi saw that the jealousy in her eyes was about to set her clothes on fire, so he quickly dragged her and rushed into the box that his mother had reserved.

It can be seen that the two elders are quite satisfied with Yu Yue, the "female ticket".

"Yueyue wants to come to the house to play more when she is free." Mom couldn't find her eyes when she smiled, "Auntie can show off to other wives."

"That's right," Hai Yi continued, "No matter how good your son is, choosing a girlfriend depends on his face. Even if he doesn't have the figure of Sister Shishi, he must have the profile of Sister Immortal."

Yu Yue maintained a smirk at the side, his face so stiff that he could directly use it to build a house. During the dinner, taking advantage of the elders not paying attention, he secretly said, "With your mother's acting skills, it's a pity not to join the entertainment industry."

Hai Yi secretly replied: "As far as your acting skills are concerned, people in the entertainment circle wish you could compete with them for a job."

Yu Yue chopped off his foot forcefully without any trace, he gritted his teeth, with a bright smile on his face.

Halfway through the meal, Hai Yi reckoned that it was almost done, and was afraid of making too many mistakes, so he pulled Yu Yue and prepared to leave.Before he could open his mouth, the box door creaked behind him, Hai Yi looked back, and the door was opened, revealing a person outside.

Hai Yi looked at the person at the door, first thought it was a coincidence, and then felt a little upset.

Uncle Lian's laughter sounded over there: "Hey, isn't this Xiaoyu?"

Hai Yi felt that Lin Yu must have walked into the wrong room, so he didn't point it out, he just smiled and said, "Young Master Lin, so I know Uncle Lian."

Uncle Lian ignored Hai Yi, and only smiled to Lin Yu outside, "Why is Xiao Yu here today?"

Hai Yi was surprised when he heard Uncle Lian's flattering tone, when he saw Lin Yu smiled at the door, glanced at himself, then turned to Uncle Lian again: "I'm sorry, Uncle Lian."

Hai Yi was taken aback, and said to himself, this person didn't come to seek revenge, did he?How much money does Uncle Lian owe the family?Or is it that the family was ruined and the son grew up, and retaliation came?

No wonder Uncle Lian was so flattering.

However, only Lin Yu came?Is there a dozen helpers out there?

Haiyi hurriedly turned to look at Uncle Lian, feeling quite nervous, but he saw that Uncle Lian looked dazed, looking like a monk with a scarlet head who flirted with a big girl but refused to admit it.

Before he could react, Lin Yu spoke again at the door: "My nephew is here today to take my girlfriend back."

There was an instant silence in the box, and Hai Yi's jaw almost dropped to the ground.

The only ones who could be called girlfriends by Lin Yu were his mother and Yu Yue.

Yu Yue is naturally impossible, then mom, when did you hook up with Lin Yu?Could it be, when I went to Lin's house to discuss the dishes with Mrs. Lin...

Just as he was racking his brains, a strong wind blew by his ears, and the corner of his eyes blurred. When he turned his head, Yu Yue beside him disappeared. When he turned his head again, Yu Yue was already wrapped in Lin Yu's arms.

Hai Yi was dumbfounded.

Damn, the female ticket was intercepted halfway, so I really let my crow's mouth hit the mark!

The author has something to say:

Hey, I have opened a new hole, and I am going to marry Green J. Are you begging for support? (づ￣3￣)づ