brother brother in law

It's another spring outing season, and those who love short-distance travel are starting to move around again, and clubs on various campuses have also started various themed tours.

"Tsk, I'm going to climb the mountain again..."

"Hey, student Xiaobai, what do you mean?"

"Pfft, Vice President Liu, you just know our president, no wonder you don't know. I have known that guy for more than ten years, since he was the monitor of our class in elementary school, what kind of spring outing, summer camp, autumn outing, etc. For a series of activities, he tried his best to get the teacher to agree to take us to climb the mountain. I finally got rid of him for three years in junior high school, and met him again in high school..."

"Cough, cough, Bai Chi, don't scare him. I just think it's nice to climb mountains to exercise, and to have a picnic by yourself. Also, are you two doing choreography behind my back, are you really ashamed? Walk around , to buy ingredients."

Therefore, Bai Chi and Liu Yi were called to do coolies by our classmate president who "holds grudges hard". This story tells us, don't talk about people during the day, and don't talk about A Piao at night.

In fact, Bai Chi and the president have a very good relationship. The two of them often go out together (play) book (tour) store (play), skip classes, and often go to each other's house for dinner and overnight stay. That's why they can tease each other without losing their temper.They only met Liu Yi when they were in high school. Since she always held the book "Oolong Yuan", she often showed the characteristics of being cute and second-hand, so she soon became buddies with Bai Chi and the president. When there are no activities in the club, the three scumbags gossip everywhere in the school. For example, a certain classmate didn’t come home at night and was found sleeping in front of the vice principal’s house the next day; A certain teacher always heard the sound of glass balls rolling during tutoring at home. Later, it was found that the parrot in the teacher’s home was dissatisfied with food and kicked the teacher’s crystal ornaments on purpose, destroying dozens of magic horses a year; Classmate Mei was taken care of by the dean of a foreign school, and stayed at the dean's house every day. It turned out that it was "explosive news" such as her own father.Sanjike collects them and posts them on a certain post bar, often getting thousands of replies, and the popularity is quite high.

Bai Chi and Liu Yi pushed the shopping cart behind the president, while the president chose the food for the club's spring outing in front.

The president held in his hand the big survey on the hobbies of members that Liu Yi had done a few days ago, and carefully selected food while looking at it.Bai Chi is pushing a cart of snacks and fruits, and Liu Yi is pushing a cart of vegetables and meat. As for why not just eat snacks to fill your stomach, our president said, "If you do it yourself, you will have a sense of accomplishment. Otherwise, it's not a picnic but a fattening meal." Yes. Now start to study, in the future you will be able to please your wife, if you count on your face, you will have to be a bachelor in the future!"

"President, what time do we gather tomorrow? I heard that other associations are organizing trips to the beach. If we leave tonight, we can still catch the sunrise and high tide in Shanghai. Xiaobai just said that you have to go to the beach every year." Are you tired of climbing a mountain? How about we go to the beach too?" Liu Yi was speechless to the president, who can walk more than five laps in the vegetable section of the supermarket, and finally could only complain on the shopping cart. Let the president go shopping by himself, he will have to rest for a while.

"Just say you're tired when you're tired. Don't deliberately say that others are angry with me. Let Bai Chi see your weak, chicken-like physique. If you don't exercise, you will never be strong again."

The president deliberately stimulated Liu Yi, there was no other way, who made the president the head of the three sluts, Bai Chi decided to ignore these two childish ghosts, and went to the side to pick out fruits for his sister.

Mom and Dad are abroad, and there are only him and his sister in the family. Because he is a little expert in destroying the kitchen, my sister, Bai Cai, has mastered all kinds of home-cooked dishes very early, and he often buys some things that little girls like for his sister. Consolation sister.

Here, Bai Chi finished buying the fruit, and the two people who were still hurting each other over there had already bought all kinds of ingredients and settled the bill.The president’s family allocated a car for him, and he usually used it to pick him up and go to school. When there are activities in the club, it becomes a special car for the club, so the members like the president very much. Do things on foot like that, who knows.

After sending Liu Yi home, Bai Chi sat in the car with the president to discuss various arrangements for tomorrow, and when they were ready to make a decision, Liu Yi called to inform the team members.

"Comrade President, why don't you talk to Liu Yibing at night? It's already eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, please let me get off the car, besides, the driver must rest too, right? If you have any decision, you can directly tell Liu Art is fine, but you don't agree with the plan I mentioned, and you can't come up with any plan yourself, I tricked you to provoke you, as for retaliation like this?"

Bai Chi's words made the president blush. Every time something happened, he felt that he was really sorry for his old friend. However, if he had to talk to Liu Yishang so late, he felt that Liu Yi's health couldn't bear it. The idea was dismissed before it could be implemented in his mind.

"Okay, see you tomorrow."

"Huh... I can finally go home." Bai Chi muttered cheerfully as he walked on the road.

In the early morning of the next day, Liu Yi knocked on the door of Bai Chi's house. At that time, Bai Chi wanted to kill him, but there was no way, who made everyone a buddy, and some words could only be silently complained in his heart: Why don't you and the president die, one won't let me go to bed early and the other won't let me sleep in late, it's a perfect match!

Regardless of the noise from the commune members along the way, Bai Chi just made up for the late sleep. This made Liu Yi, who wanted to chat with him, very depressed. He could only lean on the president's body and count his hair. Mr. President Then I took a few naughty boys to sing "Return from Target Shooting". Come here to feed the monkeys and sketch.Every year at this time, several groups of art students come to the mountains, and handsome men and beautiful women with painting tools can be seen everywhere.If you are lucky, you can get a girlfriend, but if you are unlucky, you can only get a red Wuzhishan.

As soon as we went up the mountain, the president tried his best to climb up, and our classmate Liu Yi sang at the top of his voice, "Sister, you go forward boldly...go forward...don't look back..."

"Hahahahaha..." Seeing Liu Yi being chased all over the mountain by the president, the group members laughed unkindly.

After asking about lunch and the meeting place, Bai Chi wandered around the mountain by himself. When he saw the people crowded in front of him, he couldn't control the gossip in his body anymore, so he rushed over.When I got closer, I realized that there were more than a dozen little monkeys in the mountain this year. These people were feeding the monkeys. After watching it for a while, it was really meaningless, so they quietly squeezed out again.

"Ah!!!...you don't have eyes?" Bai Chi just got one foot out of the crowd when he was stepped on by the surrounding people. It hurts... The person outside saw that he had stepped on someone and hurriedly apologized " I'm sorry, I didn't see you, does it hurt?"

"No... I rely on buddy, why did you sip my foot? It smells so bad! It can't be shit, right?" Bai Chi just wanted to say it's okay, when he smelled a strong stench from his feet. I can't even think about it.

The person who stepped on Bai Chi was stunned, raised his foot and smelled it, frowned and said to Bai Chi in embarrassment, "Uh...it's not shit, it's...monkey poop..."

"Nani?! Isn't this the same as pooping??? Big brother...I have no grievances or enmity with you, why do you cheat me so much?" With the smell of poop all over, how can he help grill the skewers... "Uh... how about this, what size shoes do you wear?"

"40, why?"

"Anyway, I have to go home. I also wear 40 shoes. Let's change them. You can go back wearing my unstained one. I'll clean it for you and give it to you again." The man saw Bai Chi With a bitter face, he immediately made a decision to save Bai Chi from the fire and drag himself into the eyes of the people around him.

"Okay, okay! Change quickly, what's your name?" Bai Chi doesn't care how many eyes the other party will receive on the way home, as long as he gets rid of his bitter situation.

"Um... I'm Tan Tan from the Fine Arts Department of University A. My phone number is 11011912038. How about you?"

"I'm Bai Chi from the second high school, and my phone number is 12342234323."

After Bai Chi changed his shoes, he ignored Tan Tan, and limped towards the meeting place, while Tan Tan behind him lowered his head with a bitter face, bearing the embarrassment caused by the disgusted white eyes of the people around him. Painter walked home and didn't even dare to take the bus.

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