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Bai Chi sat on the edge of the playground and watched the president play football. Liu Yi explained that he was worried that no one of his own would be present when the president had an accident. Therefore, as long as the president played football, one of them would definitely be by his side. .

A group of female students gathered around the school playground to "pick a husband and son-in-law" for themselves, chattering non-stop, "Look at that goalkeeper, he's so handsome and has a good figure..."

"Yeah yeah, hey, look at that striker, it's awesome to dribble the ball, as if the ball grows on his feet, and the opponent can't stop..."

"Look at that..."

……

Bai Chi said that he can't understand the thinking of nymphomaniacs, and he has complaints about ball games, because as long as he touches the ball, whether it is as big as football, basketball, or as small as table tennis and badminton, he is always the one who gets hit by the ball. They are all enjoying the process of playing football happily, but he was hit by the ball and killed by the ball, so even if he is in good condition, he dare not join any school team. There is only one reason, he is afraid of being smashed.When he was in elementary school, he signed up for several teams. As a result, every time after training, the other friends were sweating profusely, while he was complaining with a bruised nose and a swollen face. He refused to accept it at first, but he couldn't stand it Injured, eventually had to give up ball games, and transferred to the long-distance running team.The long-distance running team does not have ball games. He stayed for several years and won several medals. Every time he won an award, Bai's mother would say on the phone, "That's right, our family was hit by a ball and made a little scud hahaha..."

Yes, it was hit by the ball, because no one will wait for the ball to hit him in vain, they will run, although it is futile every time.

The football team practiced until lunch time. The girls either took their "husbands" whom they had "exchanged" with water, or headed for the cafeteria with their mouths curled up. The scene was quite spectacular.Look at the president again, only myself and Liu Yi are there for company, it's not that the president is not handsome, but all the girls who gave water to the president said that the president is not easy to hook up with, and as time goes by, no girls will come forward .

The biggest advantage of three people dining in the cafeteria is that they can eat three dishes at the same time, and it can save a lot of money. None of the three people are short of money at home, but they want to use the money they saved to do something useful, at least they want to start a company Sometimes you don’t need to ask your parents to invest, you can do it yourself.

"President, Xiaobai, you two go find a seat first, and I'll go buy food."

Liu Yi saw salted duck eggs at the window that he hadn’t eaten for a long time, and thought that his two friends would also like them, so he bought one and a half, and ordered two dishes, one meat and one vegetarian, and the lunch for the three of them did not exceed 20. Yuan money, really cost-effective.

"Bai Chi, do you think Liu Yi is holding a salted duck egg?"

"It's true, the teacher in the school cafeteria is so lazy, he even took out salted duck eggs to fill up."

By the time the president and Bai Chi finished muttering, Liu Yi had already returned.

"Hey! Look, I bought salted duck eggs. I haven't eaten them for a long time. The three of us are one and a half. Eat quickly. After eating, we have to go back to the club to deal with the news. We haven't posted new posts for more than a week."

"Well. Let's eat."

Bai Chi was the first to pick up the salted duck egg and took a bite, coughing until it was so salty

"Cough cough cough...why is it so salty, the egg yolk doesn't taste good at all!"

"Cough cough cough..."

"Uh... bah bah bah!"

It seems that this salted duck egg is inedible, just right, you can go to the Internet to complain about it, it's not too bad, it's worth buying a piece of news for one yuan and five.

Back in the club, the president and Liu Yi sorted out the gossip collected in the past few days.

Bai Chi sat on the sofa and filled the mineral water. There were already two empty bottles beside him, and the one in his hand was already half empty.Thinking of being humiliated but having no place to vent, I felt very depressed, so I turned on my phone and flipped through WeChat. Xiaobaicai would be complained if she couldn’t be disturbed, and neither could Yuxuan. ...Tan Tan, it's him..."Tan Tan, are you there?"

The other party replied quickly

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"I want to complain..."

"vomit"

"The salted duck eggs in our school cafeteria are really unpalatable. The yolks are not fragrant at all."

"Do you like to eat?"

"It's okay. I used to make it at home when my mother was at home. I haven't learned it, so I haven't eaten it for a long time. I took a big bite today, and it turned into a sponge!"

"If you have nothing to do in the afternoon, come to my house. I have no class in the afternoon."

"Can I have a meal?"

"no problem"

"Thanks buddy."

……

Bai Chi packed his backpack, took some air-dried beef from a classmate from Inner Mongolia, and prepared to go to Tan Tan's for a meal. The president said that he was really a windy guy when he was young, and he just went to WC with Liu Yi, and came back There is no shadow.

...here is the dividing line of ecstasy...

"Hello? I'm here, open the door."

As soon as Bai Chi walked to the gate of the community, Tan Tan's call came. He thought that Tan Tan's call came at the right time, otherwise the security of the community might not let him in.In fact, what he doesn't know is that Tan Tan has been waiting for his arrival by the window.

"Bai Chi, do you want to eat the kind of salted duck eggs you pickled at home?"

"Think, you have?"

"Not yet, but it will be available in two months."

"Then why did you call me here?"

"Let you see the process."

"Forehead…"

"Put the bag down and come to the kitchen."

"it is good."

Bai Chi put away his bag, thought for a while, and went to the kitchen with the air-dried beef in his hand.

"For you, my classmate gave it."

"Thanks, you wash your hands first, then pour the bottle of white wine in the cupboard into a sea bowl and bring it here."

"Ah."

After Bai Chi did what Tan Tan said, he stood aside and didn't know what to do. It wasn't that he didn't want to help, but he was afraid that it would be a waste of help.

"Help me dry the duck eggs and put them in the sea bowl."

"it is good"

Snapped!

Sure enough, one duck egg was broken.Tan Tan was very helpless and thought, hey, this is the young master's life, and I can't do any work.

"Okay, Kitchen Destroyer, you just need to move a chair and sit by the side to watch me cook."

"Ah... sorry, it's not helpful."

"It's okay, I've broken eggs or something before."

Just as Bai Chi wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, he heard Tan Tan continue

"Just when I was in kindergarten."

Bai Chi said that this buddy was definitely making fun of him, so he didn't run away.

Tan Tan explained the process to Bai Chi while operating. First, he dried the washed duck eggs with a clean towel and put them in white wine, then prepared a sufficient amount of salt water, and then took out a kimchi jar to wipe clean, and then put the duck eggs Take it out of the white wine and put it in, and finally pour salt water over the duck eggs, seal it, and put it in the corner of the kitchen.Then he wiped his hands and came out of the kitchen.

"Bai Chi, what do you want for dinner?"

"You can cook whatever you want, I'm not picky eaters, let's eat some vegetables."

Tan Tan complained in his heart, this is all ordered, so you are not picky? !But he said "OK."

Tan Tan left Bai Chi to watch the house, and went to a nearby supermarket to buy vegetables alone.Bai Chi was sitting on the sofa in the living room, watching TV while biting the air-dried beef with relish, completely forgetting that this was his present for Tan Tan... The author has something to say:

Hehehe, I am the one who is destined to be afraid of being hit by the ball! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻