Lie Yan

This inexplicable cold war lasted for three days, and the battlefield spread from the [-]th parallel on the bed to the dining table in the morning.

As soon as Ji Xing picked up a boiled egg, Jiang Wei told him to put it back: "It's not for you."

Ji Xing argued hard: "But this egg belongs to my roommate!"

Jiang Wei smiled and said, "I cooked that too, you can find raw ones in the refrigerator."

Early in the morning, Ji Xing was full again, so he decided to go back to buy fried chicken with coke at night, and put it in front of Jiang Wei, letting her smell it instead of giving it to her.

With this in mind, he was full of energy all day long, and Ji Xing couldn't wait to get off work when it was one o'clock.When he wandered back with fried chicken and Coke, the lights in the house were not turned on.

Isn't Jiang Wei at home?Did you go to find brother eucalyptus again?Thinking of that brother Eucalyptus, Ji Xing suddenly felt that the fried chicken in his hand was no longer tasty.

He cleaned up the coffee table in the living room, turned on the TV, and was about to eat chicken legs while watching a variety show, when the bedroom door suddenly opened, and Jiang Wei came out.

Ji Xing quickly raised Erlang's legs, pretending to be very comfortable: "Why are the lights not on. I thought you were not at home."

Jiang Wei said lightly, and went straight to the bathroom.

Ji Xing turned his head and stared at the bathroom door: "Have you had dinner yet?"

Through the door, I couldn't hear Jiang Wei's answer.

Ji Xing did not give up: "Do you want to eat fried chicken?"

Jiang Wei still ignored him.

Ji Xing continued to harass: "I can reluctantly give you a chicken leg."

Still no answer.

Ji Xing smacked his lips meanly: "Although you don't give me eggs, I am generous and give you chicken legs."

After a while, Jiang Wei came out with a depressed face, without speaking the whole time.

Ji Xing slammed his fists on the cotton, and immediately felt weak: "Hey, do you want to eat fried chicken!"

"Don't eat." Jiang Wei didn't even look him in the eye.

"Where's Coke? Do you have any Coke?" Ji Xing bought two cans of Coke on purpose, and hid one under the sofa. If Jiang Wei behaved well, she would drink it.

Jiang Wei went in directly and closed the bedroom door.

Ji Xing had never been wronged like this, so he turned up the TV volume to the maximum and started a party by himself.

After eating a whole fried chicken and drinking two cans of Coke, Ji Xing burped and was about to take a bath in his pajamas.

As soon as the door was opened, the bedroom was dark, the curtains were not drawn, only the street lights shone in from afar.On such a hot day, Jiang Wei wrapped the quilt tightly from head to toe, curled up and lay on her side, holding both ends of the pillow with both hands, and covering her ears, probably because the TV outside was too loud. Noisy.

"... Weiwei?" Ji Xing was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak loudly to her.

After all, Ji Xing is also someone who has been in a relationship and had a girlfriend. He quickly made a judgment: he doesn’t eat fried chicken because it’s too oily; Body, there is only one truth! —The relatives are here!

Ji Xing decided to truce for a few days, not to argue with Jiang Wei for the time being: "I'll go out for a while!"

He turned off the TV in the living room, put on his mobile phone and went to the supermarket.He had also bought sanitary napkins for Li Xinyan a few times before, but Li Xinyan had directly explained which brand and color packaging he bought.He blushed and walked to the rows of shelves, and when he looked up, he saw dozens of them, big and small, colorful.

A salesman saw his confusion, and immediately came up to him: "Oh, you are buying it for your girlfriend, right?"

"Ah? No, I..." Ji Xing didn't know where to put his eyes.

"It's not a girlfriend, it's for my wife!" Auntie said to herself, guiding him enthusiastically: "Do you want daily use or night use? Mesh surface or soft cotton?"

"Ah?" Ji Xing was stunned when he heard that.

At this time, another salesman also came over and took him to the shelf at the back: "Come and see my family, there are all kinds of things."

The salesman who came first was immediately unhappy, and grabbed Ji Xing's arm: "Come and feel the touch of my house, isn't it very soft." Then he stuffed the experience board hanging on the shelf into his hand.

"This is a newly developed material in my house, and it has very strong water absorption!"

"My new model is the thinnest on the market, and it's as comfortable and natural as it is useless!"

"Look at this carry-on bag, there are several kinds in it that you will use every day. You can just buy this, buy six or seven bags, and save trouble!"

"Some of them are not easy to use, let me recommend them to you..."

The two aunts spoke to each other, and Ji Xing was caught in the middle, his face was so hot that he was about to explode.He thought that Jiang Wei had so little luggage, so there was a high probability that she didn't prepare too much. It should be right to buy more for her, so he ended the debate with one sentence: "Just take a bag of each of the two brands."

After buying, he asked where the brown sugar was, and went to get a can, and then a hot water bottle.Ji Xing still remembered that in the winter of his junior year, Li Xinyan had dysmenorrhea, and called him at eleven o'clock in the evening to say that his stomach hurts and the electric hot water bottle was broken.Ji Xing went over the wall to buy her a hot water bottle in the middle of the night. The surrounding supermarkets were closed. After searching for a long time, he bought the kind of hot water bottle filled with water in a small shop deep in an alley. It was a green one with the Yong brand.But it's summer now, and I can't find a hot water bottle anywhere.

Ji Xing returned home with a big bag of sanitary napkins, first boiled a pot of water, poured a glass and brought it to the bedroom.

Jiang Wei was half awake, and turned to look at him when she heard the door open.Her complexion was very bad, she had no blood at all, and her lips were a little pale.

Ji Xing helped her sit up, and brought the cup to her mouth: "Come, drink some hot water!"

Jiang Wei was really uncomfortable today, and she didn't have the heart to tease him anymore. She leaned against him and drank a sip, her upper lip almost burned: "This is boiling water..."

"Oh, I'm stupid, let it dry for a while." Ji Xing blew into the cup, put it on the bedside table, and went out.

The second time she came in, Ji Xing took a mineral water bottle and stuffed it under her bed: "This time it's lukewarm water, so I promise it won't be hot! Cover it!"

Jiang Wei felt very touched, this kid is quite caring.

When Ji Xing came in for the third time, Jiang Wei suddenly felt that things were going to a strange place.She pointed to the bowl of unknown food that Ji Xing was holding, and she panicked: "What is this?"

Ji Xing scooped up a spoonful and blew: "Have you never eaten eggs boiled in brown sugar?"

Jiang Wei turned her head to avoid it: "What kind of dark food is this..."

Ji Xing insisted on feeding her a mouthful: "Try it, it's really effective! Then I bought you that stuff, a lot, all kinds of them, and put them in the bathroom."

Jiang Wei frowned: "That what, what is it?"

The two guessed the same riddle, and Ji Xing said, "That's the one you guys were going to use at that time!"

Jiang Wei still looked puzzled: "What?"

Ji Xing showed a clear expression: "I know you're embarrassed, it's okay, you don't need to say it."

"No, listen to me, I..." Jiang Wei was so dizzy by him.

Ji Xing scooped up the extra-large egg in the bowl and stuffed it into her mouth: "I know you're not feeling well because you're on your menstrual period, I understand and I understand."

Jiang Wei now not only has a stomachache but also a headache: "Ji Xing, thank you! But please listen to me, I don't have a period, I have a stomachache..."