fish pond master

The scene fell into an embarrassing silence, the mermaid looked at Shi Yu fixedly, and was about to open his mouth, but Shi Yu pressed his paw on his mouth without saying a word: "Hey, hey, I have something nice to say... no, don't talk I just came out of it and I was so suffocated, let me go to the bathroom first!"

Shi Yu crawled out of the shell, God knows how long he had been holding back his urine in it, and felt his bladder hurt.He rushed out in two or three steps, and before he left, he didn't forget to say: "Thank you for your kindness, I will never forget it!"

Shi Yu's back disappeared in a flash.

The little killer whale looked confused: [Huh?How did the human run away? !Siren, are you so ugly?When humans see you, they run away in fright! ]

The siren's glass-like eyes moved slightly, and looked at the little killer whale. The little killer whale tilted its head, looking a little dazed: [Am I wrong? ]

Sirens:[……]

Shi Yu finished solving his physical problems, let out a long breath, took off his diving suit by the way, ran under the shower and took a combat shower, using cold water, which made his whole body tremble. My mind is also much clearer.

He also knew through the system cat reminder that it was the killer whales that brought him home. He didn't panic too much. The skin was wrinkled by blisters. .

But the most terrible thing is that he is a normal human being unfortunately. He has three urgencies. Usually, if he is on a boat or in the water, it is no problem to solve it on the spot, but the scallop is sealed!Shi Yu didn't want to soak himself in his own... Cough, it's just disgusting anyway.

Shi Yu wondered if he was crazy and covered the uncle's mouth with his hand, while rubbing his still a little sore belly. After rubbing for a while, he felt that he had done nothing wrong. The uncle just wanted to speak like that, in case What should I do if he is controlled by it and he can't hold back anymore? !

He absolutely cannot do that kind of social death operation!

The system cat knew that Shi Yu was back, so he lay down outside the bathroom to wait for Shi Yu, and asked in a low voice: [Are you okay?No hiccups? 】

Shi Yu just turned on the faucet and came out. Since there was no one at home, he didn't mind not wearing anything, so he hung a towel to slightly block the important parts. He wiped his hair and said, "That's how you treat people who work hard." Called back the big scallop's father for you? 】

【Alas. 】The system cat snorted disdainfully, and was relieved to see Shiyu so alive and kicking - in fact, it was monitoring Shiyu over there, didn't it know what was going on?It's just that I was really worried, so I ran over to take a look.

Shi Yu entered the room and changed into loose and dry clothes. Looking at the soft bed, he couldn't help but throw himself on it. He always felt that he was not comfortable anywhere.The system cat followed, and when it saw Shi Yu's dog-like appearance, it jumped onto the bed and stepped on Shi Yu's face: 【Get up, don't be lazy! 】

【what! ] Shiyu reached out and pinched the jiojio of the system cat, pulled it into his arms, turned over, buried his face in its stomach, and sucked hard: [Your father and I are almost exhausted...]

The system cat rolled its eyes, and when its four paws were facing each other, it kicked wildly: [Lazy dog, if you don't deal with the lobster, it will be so bad that you can't eat it!It's been fucking dead for more than two hours, are you going to wait until you die? ! 】

Shi Yu raised his head from the soft belly of the cat, with a dazed expression on his face, obviously forgot that there was such a thing, and then jumped off the bed and hurried towards the uncle

However, when he arrived at Xiaoting, he saw a scene that made him sad——

There are a few pieces of lobster shells floating on the sea, and the uncle is slowly stuffing the last piece of meat from the scallops into the mouths of the killer whales waiting to feed.

Shi Yu looked at the empty scallops in shock: "You...have eaten all of them? There's nothing left?!"

The mermaid shook her head, indicating that she hadn't eaten.

When the orcas saw him coming, they cheered and jumped up, one by one, they stood up from the sea and moved towards him. The proud faces almost didn't put the words "praise" on them. It's on the forehead.

[Happy, today is another day of saving home-grown vegetables! ] A killer whale flicked its tail and said leisurely.

The other one also sighed: [I didn’t say it, if we were not smart enough to find out that human beings were locked in scallops, wouldn’t they be locked up to starve to death.The human we raise is really stupid... so what can we do?Take care of yourself, take care of yourself. ]

The little killer whale squeezed away its uncles and aunts secretly, and when it came to Shi Yu's side, it opened its mouth and threw a piece of snow-white scallop meat to Shi Yu's feet. It bared its teeth and barked twice: [Human Humanity!I leave you my share!You have worked hard for so long, even though the eggs are useless, but you have also paid, and you deserve the prey! ]

[I will give you this share, and you will love me the most in the future! ]

[Pooh!Don't eat this brat, eat mine!Human, you killed the lobster!Lobster meat is what you deserve! Not to be outdone, the auntie threw up a piece of lobster meat hidden in her mouth, and the crystal clear shrimp meat fell right onto the shellfish thrown by the little killer whale, covering the little tiger firmly. Whale gift.

Auntie also showed a big smile, and softly yelled at Shi Yu twice: [This is what you deserve, you are welcome, eat quickly!It was not easy for me to snatch it from those mentally retarded people... Mom loves you! ]

Shi Yu looked down at the two pieces of seafood covered with orca saliva at his feet, and didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and finally showed a smile that was uglier than crying, bent over and picked up the piece of seafood The lobster, which was about the size of a washbasin, stuffed it back into the mouth of the female killer whale, picked up the shellfish and stuffed it into the mouth of the little killer whale, and said softly, "You guys eat, I'm not hungry."

[Ah, although I can't understand what humans are saying, humans are really gentle and cute! ] All the killer whales on the side made expressions of being stupefied.

This made Shi Yu laugh, and he murmured: "Where did you learn such a coquettish expression..."

Little did he know that the octopus he thought he had let go was caught by the killer whales before he had run a kilometer away.Not only is Shi Yu's undying desire to communicate with them, but the killer whales also naturally hope to communicate with Shi Yu very much. How could the killer whales let him go with such a big ready-made translator standing here!

Under friendly exchanges (e.g. eat it if you don’t obey it), the octopuses can only agree to be their teacher with tears in their eyes.

The vocal cords of humans and killer whales are partially similar, but the species are different. They can only utter a few similar syllables like parrots. It is really impossible to fully adapt to the variability of human tones. In the end, they settled for the next best thing. Under the guidance of the textbook (mobile phone), I learned a few popular emoticons on the Internet to express my feelings, and they can be understood by human beings. They communicated successfully!

All in all, they just got cuter!

Shi Yu's gaze lowered, and happened to meet the gaze of the mermaid.

Shi Yu looked at it for a while, and then whispered: "Then... After eating, let me clean up the trash for you?"

Only then did the mermaid nodded, and Shi Yu went to the side to get a bucket, and poured two buckets of water into the sea to wash the floor. Then, he glanced at the killer whales still holding the scallops, and said cautiously: "Can the killer whale throw away the scallops? You don't need to hold them like this after you've finished eating them...it's heavy, right?"

This matter was a matter of course, Shi Yu never thought that the mermaid would refuse, but unexpectedly the mermaid shook her head seriously.

"...? Is there any use for you to keep this?"

The mermaid nodded.

Shi Yu blinked his eyes, but he didn't want to find out what the mermaid wanted to use the scallop shell for - anyway, it wasn't for it, if it was useful for the uncle, let it handle it by itself.

Shi Yu finished tidying up the small pavilion and was about to leave, but the mermaid snorted softly.

Shi Yu's body braked unnaturally, his body turned around numbly, and the mermaid softly uttered a few syllables, a bit like singing an unknown song, but Shi Yu seemed to have So Wu, when he gradually regained control of his body, he asked tangledly, "Do you want this as a bed? Let me clean up the pavilion?"

The mermaid nodded.

Shi Yu was stunned, this is actually not impossible, but the shell is a bit too heavy, he suspects that with the weight of the wooden floor of the small pavilion, once the scallop is on the pavilion, it will be able to crush the structure underneath, and then even The pavilion hairtail and scallops sank to the bottom of the sea together.

He thought for a while and said, "Wait a minute, I'll ask Xixi if this building can bear the weight of the scallop."

He reckoned that the mermaid didn't know what 'weight-bearing' was, and he didn't want to explain a lot of things to it, so he quickly called the system cat in his mind: [Shishi, Shishi!Are you there? 】

After a while, the system cat replied: [If you have something to say, don't ask if you are there, just ask if you are not. 】

Shiyu told the system cat about the matter, and the system cat couldn't help complaining: [It can be put down, but I can set it up here and it will be fine... So we have been getting the uncle's gender wrong all the time?In fact, the uncle is a little princess?Such a big fish still sleeps in shells, do I need to find some pearls and gems for it to use as a mattress? 】

[I think it's possible...] Shi Yu couldn't help but looked at the uncle with suspicious eyes: [So I can't call you uncle in the future, should I call you young lady?Oh my god... I even bathed it before, so the lady's chest is a bit flat, isn't it? 】

The cat's mouth of the system is also quite damaged: [What's wrong with the airport?Flat chest is king! 】

[Anyway, I don't like flat chest. ] Shi Yu uttered the words of tiger and wolf: [Boobs!Just need some muscle to look good!It feels comfortable too! 】

Shi Yu said to the mermaid with a serious face: "Okay, you can let it go, I will help you clean out the pavilion now."

Immediately after being busy, Shi Yu moved out all the facilities in the pavilion, except for a few pillars that could not be moved.Shi Yu gestured and felt that the width was enough for the scallop to pass through, and he began to worry about how to move the scallop in...

God damn ten tons, can it work without a crane?

Just as he was thinking about it, he suddenly saw the scallop raised by an inch. He looked up and saw that the scallop seemed to be lifted by an invisible hand, floating into the room as light as a feather, and then pressed on the middle pool.

There was only a click, and the wooden floor around the pool was crushed, and the scallop was stuck in the middle.

Shi Yu swallowed, thinking that he would never say that the uncle is a girl again.

Even though it might really be Missy, he is still willing to address her as 'Master'!

Your uncle is your uncle!

Shi Yu bowed to the uncle with a sincere heart: "Don't worry, I will help you clean this shell now, do you want a silk quilt or a pure cotton quilt—oh yes, these two kinds of quilts The water is not very comfortable, or don’t spread anything, I think it’s pretty good!”

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