fish pond master

Who is Shi Yu?

A frequent visitor to the sea, the little overlord of the fish pond.

Although this small island is not without wind and waves, it can also be called calm and calm. A sudden wave can overturn the rest of the time, how strange it is to think about it.

Reminiscent of the sneering (?) expression of that dragon grouper, Shi Yu can conclude 99% that this dragon grouper did it.

But if you think about it carefully, it’s pretty awesome. Generally speaking, if you want to make such a big wave, it’s at least a big fish like a killer whale. I'm ashamed to come out and make waves (in fact, I can't do it), but this dragon group did it.

The system cat also stared dumbfounded: [Fuck... what did it do? ? ? 】

[Not quite. 】Although Shi Yu was also very angry, he still retained a trace of rationality: 【Such a small fish can't make such a big wave—it must have been unlucky and bumped into it. 】

【That's what it did! 】The system cat exploded into a furball: 【Did you see that look in its eyes just now? !Is it a mockery?It's on purpose! 】

The system cat was still staring at Shi Yu with its head turned, when a water arrow suddenly appeared from the sea, and it threw the stunned system cat straight on. When the system cat turned its head, it was washed again. The dragon grouper put its head up halfway and looked at the sea. If the fish face could make an expression, it must be a mocking look!

[Fuck me!I fought it! 】The system cat was furious, and seeing that it was about to jump into the water to fight with the other party, Shi Yu quickly grabbed the system cat and stuffed it into his arms. open me!Shiyu, let the fuck go of me!If I don’t beat him up, come back to make soup. I don’t call him Xixi... Bah! 8848 Fish Pond Master System! 】

[Calm down, you are just an ordinary weak and innocent kitten that can be eaten. You can't beat a big fish that is 1.5 meters long and weighs several hundred catties. Are you planning to feed the fish when you go down? !Calm down, don't move! 】 Shi Yu persuaded.

The system cat looked up at Shi Yu abruptly, with a chill on the cat's face: [I don't care, my stir-fried prawns with salt, pepper and garlic are gone, I want to eat fish now!Just eat giant grouper!Shiyu, you go down and beat it now and come back to make fish head soup! 】

【Emmmm I won't go. ] Shi Yu flatly refused and said: [It's not easy to fight... If it was really made by someone just now, would you fucking let me go down to deliver food? 】

[Don't worry, if you die unfortunately, I will beat you up. 】System·True·With Dutiful Son·Mao said coldly: 【Oh, by the way, don't you still have some life left?It's okay, I'll resurrect you after you die, and I will also give you a weakening service as a gift. I guarantee that you will be the same as if you died in a game and just want to resurrect and have a fucking fight again. 】

Shi Yu grabbed its little ears: 【Damn it, why don't you go down?Anyway, there is no one here, you can turn into a Gundam as soon as you step into the water, wouldn't it be fun? 】

【Then you should let me go! 】The system cat scolded: 【I will go down now and become a Light Wing Gundam with 24 floating cannons. 】

Shi Yu was angry and funny, just when he wanted to appease the furious kitten, a water arrow came towards him, spraying Shi Yu and the system cat thoroughly.Water beads fell down Shiyu's hair like beads with a broken thread, and the giant grouper who had just spouted a mouthful of saliva patted its tail and dived into the water again.

Shi Yu: "..."

System cat: "..."

Shi Yu: [Now, immediately, immediately, get into the water and turn into a Gundam and kill it! 】

【Order! 】The system cat jumped into the water with a meow, the waves squatted under the water, and Shi Yu picked up his speargun with his backhand, but due to the damn human body structure, he still needs to wear flippers if he wants to swim fast, he cursed Bending over to put on flippers, just when he was ready to jump off to join the battle, the system cat showed its head from the sea, climbed onto the boat with a fierce look just finished, and shook its wet fur.

A few strange bulges suddenly appeared on the water behind it, and then several water jets rose into the sky accompanied by a huge explosion, and the waves rushed in. Shi Yu quickly grabbed the railing and threw himself into the sea.

Real cats never look back at explosions.

So does system cat.

It was lying on the ship's side, and the sea water was falling like a storm, a big fish fell from the sky, landed on the boat with a bang, flicked its tail half dead, and stopped moving.The system cat glanced at the dead fish coldly, lowered its eyes in disdain, and a cold light flashed in the emerald green eyes...

What kind of bossy cat is that!The wet hair can't hide its coldness, aloofness and evil charm...

Then a bolt of lightning fell from the sky and enveloped the system cat. The perfect pose of the system cat became a standard jumping shape in the dazzling lightning, and then the lightning faded, and the burnt mess still retained the jumping posture just now ...

The system cat only grows good hair, and then the electricity is gone.

The beard that had just grown straight was burnt into instant noodle rolls again.

The system cat didn't react at first, but when it saw the black ashes falling from its body, it screamed. [My mother's main system! 】

The main system's emotionless prompt sounded in the minds of Shi Yu and the system cat: [8848 Fish Pond System has been detected to have violated Article 2122 of Article 2 of the System Code, illegally helping taskers, the severity of the circumstances: minor, and the verdict: Electric shock for one millisecond, immediately executed. 】

Shi Yu held back his laughter, and mentioned that the nape of the system cat's neck was shaking in the water, which at least washed off a little of the ashes on its body. Although he tried his best to endure it, he still couldn't hold back and brought a little weasel to the chicken for New Year greetings. Asked in a calm tone: [Are you all right, Department? 】

[It's okay...] The system cat let him do what he did, but fortunately, Shiyu had a bit of conscience. After rubbing it twice, he wrapped it in a towel. The system cat murmured: [I'll wash it today. What is the purpose of taking two baths...]

Shi Yu comforted: [If you think about it this way, at least you won't have to wash your hair for a long time in the future, right? 】

[…] The system cat was shivering in a towel, and was so wronged that tears were about to flow down: [I also ate a lot of beautiful salmon oil yesterday. 】

Shi Yu raised his eyebrows: 【You mean the jar that I put on the top shelf of the refrigerator to save for you to eat next week? 】

System Cat: […]

After a while, it gave up on itself and said: [Yes, that's what I ate!What's wrong!I am hairless now!What else do you want! 】

Shi Yu had no choice but to hug it into his arms, and rubbed it carelessly. He looked at the big dragon who lay dead on the spot and said, "OK, OK, you can do whatever you want, Dad loves you... let's go, let's go!" , go home and dad will cook fish head soup for you! 】

【……good. 】The system cat rubbed Shi Yu's cheek, and unsurprisingly, there was a black mark on Shi Yu's cheek.Shi Yu was a little itchy from being rubbed by it, subconsciously stretched out his hand to touch his cheek, only to find that his hand was black and gray, and immediately the loving father turned his face ruthlessly, directly threw the system cat aside, and put on gloves to handle the fish by himself.

If such a large grouper was placed on the boat, it would probably have deteriorated after being dragged home. Shi Yu thought about it, tied up the grouper with the rotten net just now, dragged it into the live cabin, closed the living room and returned it to the living room. I poured all the remaining ice cubes on the ship into it, hoping to keep it fresher for a longer time.

***

The mermaid in the pavilion suddenly opened his eyes.

It stretched out a hand and grabbed it out of thin air, as if grabbing something in nothingness. It looked at the empty palm and said in a low voice: [Grabs its tail. ]

Sunfish asked aside: [Whose tail did you catch? ]

The mermaid didn't answer, and the sunfish wisely didn't ask any more questions.

The mermaid seemed very happy. The ponytail behind his head seemed to be dismantled by a pair of invisible hands and scattered in the pool.

The silver thread fell into the water, and a light blue halo slowly rose from the end of its hair, reflecting the pool of water like a pool of stars. It seemed to be in a good mood, humming some tunes that no one could understand , The melodious and melodious voice spread far, far away on the sea.

Even the sea breeze held its breath.

The killer whales popped up from the sea one by one, did not sing or sway the water, just listened quietly until the singing disappeared, and the little killer whales boldly rushed to the edge of the pavilion and asked in a low voice: [Siren Siren, is your injury healed? ]

[alright. ] Siren replied: [This period of time makes you worry. ]

[No no no. ] The little killer whale shook his head quickly: [Your injury is healed, we can rest assured——grandmother said that human beings pointed at you with knives, I am so angry, I did not follow him quietly today!snort! ]

The siren thought for a while, looked past the little killer whale, and looked at the end where the sky meets the sea: [I still have to follow in the future. ]

[why? ] The little killer whale tilted his head and said: [Although I like him very much!But if he treats you badly, I don't like him anymore! ]

The siren smiled slightly, and raised his hand to beckon. Seeing it like this, the little killer whale wagged its tail happily, and sent itself to the edge of the pool in a daze. Most of its body jumped over the pool, and put its head on the siren. under the palm of your hand. [obedient. ]

[Siren, you mean...] The little killer whale looked up in surprise: [Can I still like him? !Is it really possible? ! ]

[Can. ]

[Woooooo Siren I love you so much!mwah! ]

The siren was so disgusted that he pushed the little killer whale back into the sea. As soon as its eyes flashed, it had already reached the junction of the pool and the ocean.

The slender fish tail meanders from the corridor into the sea, and the scattered silver hair also enters the sea along with the fish tail. It stretches out its hand to comb its long hair leisurely. The little killer whale looks at the siren swaying fish in the sea Tail, eager to pounce on and bite its tail.

Of course, its actions were stopped by brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts of the same clan.

It lowered its head dejectedly, but the top of its head felt cold—it was the siren who put the tail up!

The little killer whale was happy again.

The old grandmother asked: [Aren't you going to leave here? ]

[Wait a little longer... I still have some things to do. ] The Siren combed his long hair, feeling that something was wrong, raised his hand, and the gaudy hair band floating on the small pond in the pavilion came to his hand, and he looked at the hair with a pink bow in some embarrassment. I don't know how to put it back on my head.

Humans are intelligent animals... He seems to have discovered what happened in the morning.

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