How Slime Becomes a Big Boss! ?

Rimuru, who was put on the high chair by Osamu Dazai, stood up and shook his hair, looking at the three-colored cat beside him.

After mimicking a cat, he can't say that the aesthetics are also in sync with cats, but at least he can see the difference in appearance and gender between cats.For example, the cat in front of him is a very rare male three-colored cat, whose temperament and appearance belong to the calm and reliable uncle type.

Thinking about it carefully, this was the first time he got close to other cats after acting like a cat. Limru couldn't help being curious, and cautiously poked his head towards the male three-colored cat.

This male tabby cat is also very friendly. Instead of resisting Limuru's approach, it moved to the side, making room for Limuru to lie down.

Seeing this, Limulu rubbed his body next to the three-colored cat, and rubbed the three-colored cat's body with his wet nose—the feeling of stroking the cat is simply amazing!

The Sanhua cat, who seemed to be regarded as an adult by a kitten, turned to look at Limulu, who had half of his body on him, and continued to rest calmly on the chair without struggling.

"Teacher has such a good temper." Dazai Osamu sighed sincerely as he watched the two cats get along with each other with his chin propped up.

"Well, very cute." After finishing speaking, Oda Sakunosuke nodded to affirm his evaluation.

"Is Ango working overtime again? Why haven't you come yet?" Osamu Dazai looked at the light brown liquid in the glass, tapped the rim of the glass lightly with his fingers, and the crisp sound seemed to be wrapped in cotton under the soothing chanson in the bar Sugar candy-like, soft yet cold and hard.

"Should be coming soon..." As soon as Oda Sakunosuke's voice fell, the door of the bar was pushed open, and a young man in a dark brown suit walked in with a briefcase.

"Sorry for keeping you waiting for so long." The person who came was the 'Ango' mentioned by Osamu Dazai just now. His full name was Ango Sakaguchi. He was a rare civil servant in the port Mafia, consistent with his gentle appearance.

While Limulu was still observing the great writer who had just entered the door, he suddenly felt his body suddenly vacated, and turned his head to look, it turned out that the male three-colored cat bit the back of his neck, pulling him from the Chair brought down.

"The teacher is still as smart as ever, um... is this a new cat in the bar?" Ango Sakaguchi sat on the chair that Sanhuamao and Limuru had just vacated, and asked while putting the briefcase next to him.

"No, this is my cat. It's name is Black." Osamu Dazai waved his fingers and said to Ango Sakaguchi, "Would you like something to drink? This new bartender is very skilled! "

"Forget it tonight. I came by car. A glass of tomato juice is fine."

The three-flowered tomcat called "teacher" by Dazai jumped onto another high chair not far away with Limru in his mouth, then let go of his mouth and lay on his paw again, looking at the three of them get along with.

Although the three of them showed that they were not at all surprised by each other's arrival, they did not deliberately meet at Lupin's bar tonight. They came here in advance, and they just had a feeling—today They will definitely meet here tonight.

After sitting down, Osamu Dazai and Ango Sakaguchi began to complain to each other about their work, although the former complained that the enemy was too weak to bring him the threat of death, while the latter complained about the small benefits that did not match the huge workload.

So far, Limru has confirmed one point.

The three members of the rogue faction—Oda Sakunosuke, Sakaguchi Ango, and Dazai Osamu are all affiliated to Port Mafia, but Oda Sakunosuke is just a handyman in Port Mafia. Sakaguchi Ango seems to be doing work related to the intelligence department, and Osamu Dazai is the youngest and most dangerous officer in Port Mafia.

In order not to arouse their suspicion, Limulu did not forget to maintain his image as an innocent kitten while eavesdropping on their conversation, and harassed the "teacher" who had an inexplicable elder demeanor.

Seeming to be annoyed by Limuru's harassment, the 'teacher' got up and jumped onto the bar, came to the briefcase brought by Ango Sakaguchi, and sniffed the bottom of the briefcase lying on the bar.

"Hey Ango, do you have a camera in your bag?"

"Huh? Yes, for work."

"As a souvenir, let's take a photo."

"commemorate?"

"What do you want to commemorate?"

"Well, let's commemorate that the three of you can get together here."

Oda Sakunosuke looked at Osamu Dazai suspiciously, "Don't the three of us get together often?"

To be honest, there is something wrong with Osamu Dazai and Ango Sakaguchi today, but Sakunosuke Oda can't say what is wrong.

But the most sensible way of life in their line of work is to 'drunk with wine tonight'. Instead of thinking about it, it's better to think about what to have for breakfast tomorrow.

Osamu Dazai picked up Limuru who was lying on the side, stepped on the high chair, and looked at Ango Sakaguchi who was squatting on the ground looking for an angle to shoot him. The "teacher" on the side seemed to see what they were doing , a very camera sense was also inserted.

"Sure enough, this angle can highlight my handsomeness!" After the photo was taken, Osamu Dazai smiled complacently while looking at the photo of himself in the camera, and gently stroked the top of Limuru's head with his other bandaged hand soft fur.

Later, in the personal photos of Sakunosuke Oda and Ango Sakaguchi, both 'teacher' and Rimuru were included.

But in the last group photo of the three of them, Limru and the 'teacher' both left the camera tacitly, leaving space for the three of them.

"Why are you taking pictures all of a sudden?"

"If we don't shoot now, I always feel that there is no way to leave any proof that the three of us have gathered here."

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Looking at the appearance of the three in the photo, Li Mulu's eyes widened. This time, even without the reminder of the great sage, he still remembered it from his own impression—in a world where writers are still pure writers, a The famous photographer took the last and only group photo of the three of them in this bar. Less than a month after that, Oda Sakunosuke was admitted to the hospital due to tuberculosis repeatedly coughing up blood. and passed away.

Will the Oda Sakunosuke of this world die too?If Sakunosuke Oda was still going to die, would it be from tuberculosis?

[Notice: Oda Sakunosuke has no hidden dangers and no possibility of suffering from tuberculosis] The great sage said.

If it wasn't tuberculosis, would it have something to do with his profession?After all, in this world, the writers who used to hold pens have started to use their abilities, and they who had nothing to do with the evil forces have become Mafia...

But judging from the photos of the gathering at the Lupin Bar and the trio of rogues, their trajectories in this world are not completely deviated from the life trajectories of literary giants that Limru is familiar with.

In any case, even if he has become a mafia and a supernatural person now, Oda Sakunosuke is still a giant in the Japanese literary world and a precious cultural property of Japan. If you can help, please help!

The three of them didn't get together in the bar for too long, and Ango Sakaguchi seemed to have other work to do, so he left shortly after taking a group photo.Then Oda Sakunosuke, who had children to take care of at home, also proposed to leave.Now that the people who drank with him have all left, Osamu Dazai has no intention of staying any longer.

"Xiao Hei, say goodbye to 'teacher', we should go back too."

"Meow~" Then, goodbye!After finishing speaking, Limuru jumped on Osamu Dazai and slid down the sleeve into his suit pocket.

Osamu Dazai, with a cat in his pocket, walked towards the door and said to Diablo behind the bar, "See you next time, Mr. Bartender."

"Yes, welcome to visit next time."

"Secretly mix me a cocktail with detergent as the base drink when I come next time, Mr. Bartender~"

"Please rest assured that it is also my job as a bartender to meet the needs of the guests."

No, there is no need... Rimuru thought after listening to the conversation between the two in Osamu Dazai's pocket.

The heavy wooden door of the bar closed slowly behind Osamu Dazai.

"What a great night..."

"Meow~" The evening breeze tonight is indeed very comfortable.

"Xiao Hei thinks so too, right?" Dazai Osamu seemed to understand Limuru's agreement, and his tone rose a bit.

When passing a bridge over the Yokohama River, Osamu Dazai suddenly stopped and looked at the especially deep river under the night sky. His brown pupils reflected the black water of the river.

"Meow?" What's wrong?

"Hmm... Yokohama is really an interesting city." Osamu Dazai seemed to be talking to himself.

It's really interesting, the writers have all become people with supernatural powers, and they're starting to be gangsters... Limuru just wanted to poke his head out to see where they were, when Osamu Dazai pulled them out of his pocket.

Before he could react, the 'popping sound' appeared at the same time as the water splashed on him. The originally quiet river was rippling, and the black suit jacket floated quietly on the water.

Hey?

Hey hey hey hey -! ! !

Rimuru jumped off the bridge, and used his magic to swim quickly in the direction where Osamu Dazai was.

The sinking Osamu Dazai looked at the sparkling river, feeling the oxygen being evacuated from his lungs, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, but his eyes ignored the soreness, and calmly watched his cat turn into a blue translucent oval jelly shape.

He felt a sudden thrust from the water around him, and this thrust was pushing him to the shore.

It's not a superhuman, it's not even a human being, it might be a monster if you insist.It turned out that I was rescued by Mr. Monster... and I was rescued twice.

This monster really likes to meddle in other people's business...

After being pushed ashore, Osamu Dazai coughed out the water in his lungs, but his eyes were fixed on Limuru who had turned back into a black cat as if nothing had happened.

"Don't hide anymore, I've seen your real body. Are you a jelly monster?"

"..." Ah, trouble.

"Hey, can Mr. Jelly speak human language?"

"..." Ah, how can I make him lose his memory! ?

"Well, let it be if you don't want to say it. But even Mr. Monster can't interrupt my sacred water diving ceremony." After that, he seemed to want to jump into the river again.

"Why are you committing suicide?"

Osamu Dazai raised the corners of his lips, turned and looked down at the blue talking 'jelly'.

"Suicide is my hobby, Mr. Jelly."

"Limru, Limru Tempest...that's my name, I'm not a jelly monster, I'm a slime."

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The author has something to say:

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I specifically checked why male three-colored cats are rare: three-colored cats are a general term for cats with three colors on their bodies, and the color of cats is also affected by genetic genes.Every cat has a base color. Male cats can only inherit the coat color of their mother, while female cats can get a color from their parents. Therefore, most male cats only have two coat colors, while female cats can have three.

Male Sanhua cats are very rare, with a probability of almost one in 40.

And most male sanhua cats are born father-in-law, that is to say, they can't give birth.The chromosomes of normal male cats are XY, while the chromosomes of Sanhua male cats are XXY.

But for Natsume-sensei, there is no need to worry about fertility issues!

About Osamu Dazai——

Because the description of Dazai in Bungo Stray Dogs started after he was rescued by Mori Ogai, and did not elaborate on Dazai’s family and childhood, so this article will have a lot of private settings about Dazai.