kid's diary

The Administration Office of the Ghost Realm, which is the building where Bai Xiao entered the Ghost Realm just now, sat at a table with four similarly dressed men in black robes with round collars and bald heads, except that there were words on each of the robes, which were wind, fire, thunder, The four characters of Dian are Du Feng, Li Huo, Chen Lei, and Gu Dian.

Li Huo: "Tsk tsk~You old people, you haven't changed your clothes for hundreds of years, you have to wear the same clothes as me."

Gu Dian: "Old Li, can't you stop talking? You can find some chattering people when you have a meeting; look at Du Feng and Chen Lei, they are not as noisy as you."

Li Huo stopped talking immediately after being told by Gu Dian.

Gu Dian took out a piece of information and frowned: "The indicators of the ghost world this year are far inferior to those of the underworld and the underworld. It is not a solution to go on like this; the meeting of the three elders is called today to solve this problem. What do you think? ?”

Without thinking about it, Li Huo pointed at the crowd and his bald head: "It was because you had to get a bald head at the last meeting, and it ruined Feng Shui. I suggest not to keep your bald head this time, so that Feng Shui might be good." It will be transferred to our ghost world, so that the ghost world can also feel proud at the year-end meeting."

Du Feng was an advocate of baldness last time, and when he heard that Li Huo took the blame on his own suggestion, he was unhappy: "Old man Li said that because Fairy Chang'e made fun of your baldness at the last annual meeting. Let you lose face in front of the immortals, haha!"

Li Huo blushed when he heard this, and fell silent.

Gu Dian patted the table: "Find a way! Think of a way! It's not for you to bicker!"

Chen Lei: "With heavy rewards, there will be brave men. We can increase the rewards and let more ghosts come to the Tower of Tongtian; this way the success rate will also increase."

All the indexes in the ghost world are not as important as one index, that is, the number of people who return to the sun in Tongtian Tower, accounting for 80%!

Gu Dian stroked his beard, and thought for a while: "This is one point. Another is that the land is vast and the ghosts are rare. There are only a few hundred ghosts in the ghost world. The base number is small, so it is difficult for ghosts to break into the Tongtian Tower."

Du Feng: "In the ghost world, let's cancel the household registration restrictions; as the saying goes: To be good is to ascend, and to be evil is to collapse; let the ghosts of the underworld and the underworld improve and return to the ghost world. In this way, ghosts will naturally increase. .”

Li Huo denied: "Then the interests of the original residents of the ghost world will be violated, so the hearts of the original residents will naturally be unbalanced, and the happiness index of the people's livelihood in the ghost world will drop."

Gudian: "Give some benefits to both sides; the native residents enjoy more advantages, and the foreign ones will lose a little bit compared to the local ones."

Li Huo was surprised: "You actually want to snatch the residents from the palace master and the second judge? What's more, Tongtian Tower was proposed by the palace master of the underworld to be built in the ghost world. Wouldn't the upper realm make fun of us in the ghost world to repay our kindness and revenge. "

Gudian: "..."

Du Feng pondered for a while: "I don't think it's necessary to increase the people's livelihood index at the risk of offending the mansion master and the second judge. After all, it's directly under the superior, and it's worth chasing after the end."

Chen Lei also nodded this time, supporting Du Feng's point of view: "When I passed by the underworld last time, I heard that the master of the palace has been in seclusion for hundreds of years. If he finds out by chance, he will find some of us old men when he leaves the seclusion. Drinking tea...... And even though Zuo Pan is the only one in charge of Yincao now, although Zuo Pan is usually idle, but if he is serious, we four old men can't bear it. Have you forgotten the example hundreds of years ago?"

The three of them seemed to have suffered great pain at the same time, and their old faces twisted for a while.

Gudian sighed: "Okay, then increase the rewards, and the other policies will not be changed."

Li Huo hurriedly said: "No! We must change this outfit! I don't want to be made fun of by Chang'e at the next year-end fair..."

Du Feng laughed and said, "Why don't you cultivate for old age! At this age, why do you still think about Fairy Chang'e?"

Gu Dian and Chen Lei also laughed out loud, shaking their beards.

Li Huo blushed from the laughter of the three, and still insisted that he would change his career.

Gu Dian looked at Chen Lei and Du Feng: "The outfit is decided by Li Huo, what do you two think?"

Chen Lei and Du Feng nodded and said yes. Seeing that they agreed, Li Huo immediately went to the jade stick to choose clothes, regardless of the ridicule of the three behind him.

laughter.

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"Grandpa, why are you here again?"

Bai Xiao thought some kind of ghost had come to the house yesterday, but when he got up together this morning, he found that he was lying on the bed without any missing arms or legs, and he was lying well.

Yes, I realized later that it was a dream; because I didn't sleep well, I just took a nap today, and dreamed of Grandpa Bai blowing his beard and gritting his teeth with a look of hatred for iron.

"I just came here twice! You are an unfilial grandson! I have raised you for so many years for nothing!"

Bai Xiao was helpless: "...I obviously didn't mean that"

Old Man Bai took out a piece of paper from his pocket, and said angrily, "I don't care what you mean! Here is a marriage certificate, sign it for me immediately! I'm waiting for my little great-grandson!"

Bai Xiao couldn't laugh or cry: "Grandpa, I'm dead, and you are dead too; can you find me a ghost wife?"

Old Master Bai took out another strange pen, and handed it to Bai Xiao viciously: "Hurry up and sign it for me! Why do you care so much; I have to rush back to Yincao, so hurry up and sign it!"

Bai Xiao knew his grandfather's temperament, so he had to pick up the black pen with no patterns, and signed his name

Word: "Grandpa, didn't you let me break into the Tongtian Tower?"

Old man Bai took back the marriage certificate, hid it in his sleeve, ignored Bai Xiao, and drifted away muttering something.

Bai Xiao already knew that his old man wouldn't let him sleep peacefully, but because of his disturbance, his drowsiness was instantly dilute, and he couldn't fall asleep anymore.

Thinking of what my grandfather told me about returning to the sun, I had to quickly mention it on the itinerary, otherwise I would dream of the old man twice a day, and sooner or later I would suffer from premature mental decline.

Bai Xiao got up and tidied up his appearance, walked to Mi Li's house next door in a few steps, and rang the doorbell.

Mi Li came to open the door soon, and the two went to the living room to sit down. Bai Xiao observed the furnishings in the house, and it was basically the same as his villa. It seems that the villas in the ghost world were built in batches.

Bai Xiao thanked Mi Li for the tea, and said thank you: "Excuse me, I just want to ask about Tongtian Tower. Last time I was in a hurry and didn't have time to discuss it in detail."

Mi Li smiled: "You're welcome, there are not many residents in the ghost world, and it is right to help each other. What do you want to ask about?"

Bai Xiao thought for a while, "What exactly is Tongtian Tower?"

Mi Li: "According to my experience, Tongtian Tower will create a unique environment based on each individual's experience and specific circumstances, put you in it, and judge whether you can achieve the mission set by Tongtian Tower. Clearance."

Bai Xiao was surprised, he didn't expect such a young man like Mi Li to enter Tongtian Tower, he hesitated for a while and said, "Is there no age limit in Tongtian Tower?"

The corner of Mi Li's mouth twitched: "...I'm actually hundreds of years old, so it's useless to just look at my appearance here."

Bai Xiao said that he deeply appreciates the teaching.

Mi Li: "But the most difficult thing is to find the task set by the Tongtian Tower. Those who can't find the task will be stranded in that territory until they complete the task."

Bai Xiao frowned: "There are usually reminders for tasks, right?"

Mi Li: "Well... how should I put it, in fact, the difficulty of each floor is based on the number of lives of each tower climber. It will be more difficult if the fate is good, and it will be relatively easy for those with bad fate."

Bai Xiao immediately felt relieved, let alone his fate in this life, it's definitely close to the edge.

Mi Li: "Actually, I just broke through the Tongtian Tower. Some time ago, Mr. took me to a few floors. Later, I broke through by myself. Now I am on the fifth floor."

Bai Xiao instinctively felt that the gentleman he was talking about was the man whose eyes could kill people: "May I ask who is the gentleman?"

Mi Li didn't intend to say too much: "His surname is Chu, and he is the owner of this villa."

Seeing that he didn't want to say more, and that he already knew the information he wanted to know, Bai Xiao planned to get up and go home.

At this time, a man was standing on the stairs on the second floor.

Mi Li saw Mr. come out, got up and greeted: "Sir."

The man nodded: "Yeah"

Bai Xiao just got up and was about to leave, but he had to say hello to his master when he came out: "Mr. Chu, it's the first time we meet, I'm Bai Xiao next door."

But the man didn't respond, he stared at Bai Xiao for a moment; Bai Xiao's heart was full of galloping horses, and the waves were surging; he wondered why this Mr. Chu likes to stare at others so much, is there a flower on his face?Bai Xiao couldn't help sweeping his seemingly substantial eyes away, shaking off the unhappiness all over his body, hurriedly bid farewell to the two, and returned to his home as if fleeing.

Mi Li saw Bai Xiao off, and when he returned to the living room, Chu Jiangkai had already come downstairs and was sitting on the sofa.

Millie: "Sir, is there a problem with him?"

Chu Jiangkai shook his head: "It's a bit strange..."

Mi Li didn't understand, so she said, "Strange? But isn't he a new kid in the ghost world? I thought I was underage just now."

Chu Jiangkai was noncommittal, asked Mi Li to prepare dinner, and went back upstairs to rest.

Seeing the figure of Chu Jiangkai about to disappear into the bedroom, Mi Li couldn't help asking: "Sir, do you want to break into the Tongtian Tower at night?"

Chu Jiangkai: "Yes."

Mi Li wanted to say something, but the bedroom door upstairs was closed; Mi Li turned to the kitchen in frustration, and could only cook some hearty dishes to nourish her husband.

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In the ghost world, there is no sun or cloud during the daytime; there are no stars or moon at night, and there are only Yin-Yang ghosts unique to the ghost world. This kind of ghost is yang during the day and illuminates the ghost world;Yin-yang ghosts are male ghosts during the day and female ghosts at night. When they go to work, they are on the top floor of the government building, and then they sit for a whole day, and then change shifts at night.

"So what do you want to say, Grandpa?" Bai Xiao didn't want to discuss the meaning of the existence of yin and yang ghosts at all. The ghost world where a ghost lives actually wants to imitate the environment of the yang world.

After Bai Xiao came back from the next door, he ate a sumptuous dinner to make up for the trauma he suffered in the next door; lying comfortably on the bed, he fell asleep after a while.

Then his grandpa came again... Bai Xiao was in tears now

The old man Bai hated iron and steel: "You are unfilial grandson! Do you know how much the salary of this yin and yang ghost is? You said that my old man talked so hard to you, didn't you just hope that you can win in the ghost world? It’s okay to have a miserable life in the world of mortals. When you arrive in the ghost world, you have to change your mind and become a ghost again! This common saying is good, money makes ghosts grind, old man, I just hope that you will get rich and make ghosts grind! You still have a face The impatient look is really disrespectful, no big or small!"

Bai Xiao didn't dare to get angry with his old man, and explained: "No, grandpa; I mean next time you can finish the matter at one go, it's not convenient for you to go three times a day."

The old man Bai's face was flushed with anger, and he picked up the crutch at hand and went up three or four times: "You brat! The old man only came once! You think I come too often! I don't want to come yet, who told you to be unfilial?" Don’t live up to it! Look at the children of the old Wang’s family next door, whoever is worried about dying like me!”

Of course Bai Xiao wouldn't hide, since he was young, he was beaten until nothing happened: "Yes, yes, grandson knows his mistake; grandson is unfilial, please worry about me, old man! Grandson will definitely be a new man in the future, and won't let you down all the time. "

Old man Bai groaned and stopped beating: "It's good that you know it, and if you know it, give me more confidence, and don't make me feel ashamed in front of the old Wang next door every time! You should also learn more from Xiao Wang and improve yourself! "

Bai Xiao hurriedly nodded, saying yes, and then sent old man Bai away.

"………Ugh"

Bai Xiao lay on the bed, condensing thousands of words into one lament, hiding in the night.

The author has something to say:

Old man Bai shook his beard: "This unfilial grandson! I'm so mad, I haven't earned a few comments from readers all year round!"

The old Wang next door smiled heartily: "In terms of unfilial piety, my little grandson will never catch up with your grandson; but in terms of comments and comments, my family's comments and comments are really high."

The old man Bai's eyes were red but his face was red: "...that makes a lot of sense"

Bai Xiao: "...Leave a comment to repair my wounded heart..."