kid's diary

Bai Xiao sat on the table eating breakfast with a depressed face, and it was known that he had poked holes in the buns in the bowl with chopsticks.

Sitting opposite Bai Xiao, Mu Lufeng was not very happy to see that Bai Xiao hadn't eaten anything: "Is it not to your liking? How about I go get you something else?"

Hearing this, Bai Xiao quickly shook her head, she put down her chopsticks and went straight to her hands, grabbed the riddled bun and just randomly bit into it, proving with her actions that he has a good appetite and it really suits his appetite, he really doesn't need to change his breakfast.

Mu Lufeng saw that his cheeks were stuffed and bulging, and his eyes were squeezed into two crescents. He was very cute, and pushed the two buns on his plate to Bai Xiao, and added: "Then you eat more A little bit, children should eat more to grow taller."

Bai Xiao wondered if this deer had a convulsion... Why did he change his personality in just one night? He chewed the buns for a while, then pushed the plate back: "No need, no need, I Eating so much is enough, you are an adult, adults need to eat more."

Mu Lufeng pushed back again, determined: "You must eat so much. It is said in the books that children of your age must consume such a large amount of food, otherwise they will suffer from malnutrition and poor development."

Bai Xiao wailed inwardly. He, who grew up eating 1.8-1.8 products, really doesn’t need to be so particular about it, big brother! What dysplasia, I was 1.8 before I died! [-]! [-]!Say important things three times.And what is a book? "...It's really unnecessary...and this is just a body in the tower realm..."

Mu Lufeng: "Because it is the body in the pagoda environment, it should be treated more carefully; because this is the body after returning to the sun that Tongtian Pagoda conceived for every tower trespasser."

Bai Xiao's eyes ignited with flames of fighting spirit: "!!! I think it is necessary for me to try to break through 1.85!"

Mu Lufeng raised his chin slightly, and ordered some breakfast on the table; Bai Xiao didn't refuse at all this time, adhering to the principle that the more the better, he ate slowly if he couldn't eat at once. After more than half an hour, he finally settled the breakfast on the table. breakfast.

"Hiccup~"

Bai Xiao walked for a while to digest food, it can be described as a small hiccup in three steps, and a big hiccup in five steps; this extremely unpleasant sound was so loud that Jing Hong, who was enjoying the scenery, turned her head to pay attention to Bai Xiao.

Bai Xiao smiled awkwardly: "Ahahaha~ I'm too full from eating in the morning... Xiaoxiaoshi, Xiaoxiaoshi..."

Jing Hong waved at Bai Xiao, and smiled sweetly: "Come here, let me show you something."

Bai Xiao turned around and walked to Jing Hong's side: "What is it?"

Jing Hong squatted down and picked up Bai Xiao who was about her knee height.

Although Bai Xiao has the outer shell of a three-year-old innocent child, inside he is a young man in his twenties, and he is still a boy who has never been in a relationship and has never even held a girl's little hand. Two little clouds named shy appeared on Fat's face.

"... Hong... Miss Hong?"

Jing Hong smiled and patted Bai Xiao's butt, jokingly said: "Why are you so shy, your face turns red when you are hugged, then you will have a baby in the future."

Girlfriend can't be popular in the daytime and night, and she can't speak well, I believe she will be dumped in a short time, hahaha~"

Bai Xiao, who blushed and had a thick neck, would be dumped by his girlfriend: "..."

Jing Hong walked a few steps with Bai Xiao in her arms, carefully stepped over the thick green vines, and stopped at the right side of the library that was completely piled up with green plants.

"Do you know what the right room of the library is?"

Bai Xiao shook his head, and made some guesses: "I thought that those weird weeds outside the library were made by you, Miss Hong. I knew I was wrong when I saw that you avoided contact with those green vines just now."

Jing Hong: "You brat, does your sister Hong look like someone who can grow such tasteless plants?"

Bai Xiao had a strong desire to survive, so he said affirmatively, "No! Sister Hong, a fairy-like person like you would never plant it! Absolutely not!"

Children are cute and easy to be loved by girls.

Good-looking children are cuter, they are simply the harvesters of women's favor.

Bai Xiao is the good-looking + cute one, with an innocent face like an angel + a soft, waxy and milky voice, it is really invincible!

Jing Hong stretched out her hands painted with red nail polish, pinched Bai Xiao's plump and soft face, and said regretfully, "Ten children like you are too few for me."

Bai Xiao swallowed her saliva, and said in horror, "Ten won't be too many, sister Hong? Pigs don't even give birth to so many..."

Jing Hong frowned her delicate eyebrows, and slapped Bai Xiao's ass again: "Just kidding, boy, you will never have a girlfriend if you are so serious, even girls my age only talk to you Interesting, let alone those young girls."

The two red clouds that had just dissipated appeared on Bai Xiao's face again, hesitating: "... Hong... Sister Hong, you... stop slapping your ass..."

Jing Hong: "Such a young child deeply knows the eight honors and eight shames! But your Hong sister is your Hong sister, spanking is nothing, I am hundreds of years older than you, it is not an exaggeration to call me Hong Zu. "

Bai Xiao: "........."

Jing Hong coughed twice, stopped teasing the children, and got down to business: "If I hadn't happened to go out yesterday, you would have turned into fertilizer for those ugly plants at the door."

Bai Xiao: "Thank you sister Hong for saving me."

"Then you recognize me as a godmother."

Bai Xiao: "..."

Jing Hong: "Why, if I save your life, can't I get you a godmother?"

Bai Xiao felt a little embarrassed to say it, after all, he was an adult; but Confucius said that the promises that were forced to be fulfilled by threats were not counted, so in order to have a sustainable future for himself, he succumbed: "... mom………"

Jing Hong: "Hey! Good son, godmother will take you to see godmother's body."

Bai Xiao's complexion changed, and he pointed to the right room of the library that was covered by vines and tangled in front of him: "...is your corpse inside?"

Jing Hong nodded happily, her big curly hair swaying accordingly: "Yes, the one holding you now is a genuine old female ghost."

Bai Xiao thinks that Sister Hong is really a bad joke, does scaring a child have such a great sense of accomplishment!And you look down on ghosts too much. Although I am a new ghost who is less than a month old, I still have some concentration.

Bai Xiao nodded: "Women are like wine, the longer the time, the longer the fermentation will be, and the aroma will be mellow when the lid is opened...Ah! Why are you beating me?"

Sister Hong snorted and looked at him: "Who taught you to say these things, so...so good!"

Bai Xiao gave the credit to Mu Lufeng with a blank face.

Sister Hong lost interest and said, "Oh, forget it. Don't imitate him in the future, it will be miserable if you imitate him."

Although Bai Xiao didn't know why, he always felt that this sentence made sense.

Jing Hong: "But now I can't open it. It's a pity that you won't be able to see your mother's body... Otherwise, I will let you see how magnificent your mother is, Yunsai Chang'e."

Bai Xiao suddenly felt inexplicably lucky. He didn't feel that it was a pity that he couldn't see the hundreds of years old corpse, not at all.

Jing Hong: "Come, come, dear son, godmother is here to tell you about your godfather."

Bai Xiao knew that the key point of customs clearance was coming, so he immediately pricked up his two little ears, looking forward to it.

Jing Hong: "Don't be your godfather, or I'll beat you up for my daughter-in-law, and make you a ghost and you won't be able to live in peace."

Bai Xiao: "God Sichun?"

Jing Hong said disdainfully: "That stinky man, who became the god of spring and used public affairs for personal gain, still can't forget the peerless beauty of your godmother, who actually hid my body for hundreds of years! Tsk tsk tsk, men are all such useless and Selfish stuff."

Bai Xiao understood: "So, Sister Hong, your body is imprisoned here by God Si Chun?"

Jing Hong patted Bai Xiao on the head and said, "Godmother, godmother! Also called Sister Hong."

Bai Xiao covered his beaten head and called godmother in a low voice.

Jing Hong: "So all you have to do is transport my corpse to the Yinshan furnace and let me enter reincarnation."

Bai Xiao was surprised and said, "...Godmother, do you know all about it?"

Jing Hong laughed angrily: "You little brat, I have lived for hundreds of years as your godmother, so I don't know anything; I can assure you that you, godmother, will never lose."

Bai Xiao thought to himself, so this is the difficulty factor for people with bad luck to break through the level, even the characters in the tower realm know that they are the target of the task.

At this time, Qiao Tian happily ran over and looked at Sister Hong: "Mu Lufeng asked me to find Xiaobai, this is not my own initiative to help."

Jing Hong hugged Bai Xiao and squatted down, eye level with Qiao Tian: "Tian'er, this is my son, what do you call him?"

Tears welled up in Qiao Tian's eyes immediately, but he couldn't hold back his tears, they rolled in his eye sockets, his lower lip was touching his upper lip, trembling faintly.

Bai Xiao thinks that Jing Hong really has an evil taste of bullying children...

"What's the relationship between Qiao Tian and you?"

Jing Hong said succinctly: "The relationship between ancestors and great-grandchildren, Tian'er, is called ancestors."

Inexplicably, Bai Xiao suddenly had an endless line of descendants.

Bai Xiao waved his hand: "No, no, there's no need for that..."

Jing Hong: "Tian'er! Don't you listen to what your ancestors say?"

Qiao Tian twisted his face and called out to Bai Xiao with tears in his eyes: "Ancestor."

Jing Hong: "Speak louder."

Qiao Tian really shouted louder: "Ancestor."

Bai Xiao suddenly had a premonition that sooner or later she would be cheated to death by Jing Hong, a godmother.

Jing Hong nodded in satisfaction, smacked Bai Xiao's uncomfortable face, and then let him go to Mu Lufeng.

As soon as Bai Xiao's feet touched the ground, he slid away, like the one with eight vicious dogs behind him.

Jing Hong looked at the unfamiliar white-eyed wolf, and sighed several times: "Alas, there are always melons with seeds, but I don't see any seeds with melons; they are all white-eyed wolves. Tianer, why are you crying? "

Qiao Tian's small shoulders twitched, and he looked down at the toes of his shoes, sobbing softly.

Jing Hong stretched out her arms to hug her younger generation, and patted her on the back lightly: "Why are you crying? How hard is it to recognize an ancestor?"

Qiao Tian cried louder when he heard this, and tears rolled down his cheeks intermittently, dripping on Jing Hong's hands.

Jing Hong: "...If you cry again, I will marry you to Jiang Kai."

When Qiao Tian heard this, the crying disappeared completely, and she argued, "I don't want to marry that bastard Jiang Kai!"

Jing Hong responded, "Okay, okay, don't marry him, don't marry that bastard."

Qiao Tian: "My ancestor is barely cute, so I'll just marry him after being wronged."

Jing Hong was suddenly disturbed by the wind, thinking that she really couldn't keep up with the thoughts of young people.

The author has something to say:

Grandpa Bai: "Brat, if you dare to cut off the incense of my Bai family, I will never let you go!"

Bai Xiao smiled confidently, and said, "Grandpa, I got a godmother today, and now I have grandchildren...don't worry about it."