Roommate has 18CM

Yu Ke's waist has been hurting for the past few days, and he always feels kidney deficiency. He was always squatting in the toilet two days ago, which made him feel a little bit unbearable.

When alone, I always feel a little lost and want to think wildly, and Yu Ke is like this now.

He felt that this might be the first time he had been so debauched, and it might be the last.

Yu Ke was lying on the bed, only feeling that he could not use the front and back, and felt very uncomfortable when he was wearing pants for a while.

But it's already October, and the temperature here has begun to cool down, and it doesn't seem like a thing to wear shorts, let's wear jeans, but it's so frustrating.

The instigator was not in the dormitory at the moment, Yu Ke didn't wake up until 3 p.m., the curtains were drawn, and it was dim when he opened his eyes. If it wasn't for him with his mobile phone, he would have almost forgotten the time.

But after lying on the ground for a while, he was unhappy, and he didn't see half of the people in the dormitory.

The body is very tired, and he has no idea in his heart. He doesn't know if other people are like this, but this is the first time he has encountered such a situation.

Yu Ke rubbed his butt again, feeling like crying for a while.

He felt that he was going to die. He had to write a suicide note first. If he died, he must not have an autopsy, otherwise he would lose face.

Yu Ke huddled under the air-conditioning quilt, his mood fluctuated.

Just as he was debating whether to get up and go to the toilet to squat for a while, the other two roommates also came back.Yu Ke's trousers were still half-drawn, and when he heard the sound of the door opening, Yu Ke was scared back to bed again.

Yu Ke was beating drums in his heart, and carefully pretended that he was not in the dormitory, trying to reduce his sense of existence as much as possible.

But when the roommate over there looked down, he saw the shoes next to the stairs, and when he looked up, he saw the person on the bed.

Another roommate, Wang Ye, went to open the curtains, and probably noticed that Yu Ke was still up, and asked, "Hey, what's the matter? You haven't been out for a few days?"

Wang Ye is relatively tall, and he can see Yu Ke without stepping on his feet when he stands up.

"Well, I went out, it was boring, and I came back again." Yu Ke said lazily and casually.

But before he could relax, he heard Shen Kai ask again: "What's the smell? It's so strong."

what smell?so thick?

Yu Ke's head suddenly became easier to use. He thought of something, and his face was full of anxiety, so hot that he couldn't describe it.

Shen Kai over there was still talking, holding Yu Ke's heart up and down.

Yu Ke sat up solemnly, seeing the two roommates holding their noses and sniffing around, he turned his face away again, pretending that I don't know, I don't know anything, don't ask me how I am.

As a result, before the two roommates said anything, Second B came back.

Second B saw two roommates in the dormitory, and was not surprised at all. He still had four dinners in his hand.

"What did you do? The smell is so strong." Shen Kai asked.

Er B put the packed meals on the table, and said casually, "What do you think us lonely men and widows can do?"

Saying that, the sharp-edged face turned away again, and gave Yu Ke a smile.

Yu Ke looked at the side face, bit her lower lip tightly, her face was flushed, and she rolled her eyes again.

"Huh~" The eyes of the two roommates were ambiguous, and under Er B's deliberate guidance, they cast ambiguous eyes on Yu Ke again.

"Qin Xiao!"

Yu Ke's face was serious, he didn't want his roommate to know that he and Qin Xiao had an unscrupulous relationship.

This made him feel that he was very slutty.

Shen Kai said: "Look, Xiao Ke is still shy. Qin Xiao, what did you do that is worse than a beast, quickly kneel on the durian and apologize to him."

Qin Xiao said: "I apologize, but I will never repent of what happened to the beast."

Yu Ke's face was dripping with blood, "Qin Xiao——"

Qin Xiao turned his head and squinted at the person on the upper bunk, looking at the person with puffed cheeks, pouting, and red face, no matter how you look at it, you think it looks good.

"Hey, you two are killing me!" Shen Kai said.

Wang Ye, who was unpacking the lunch box, said, "Xiao Ke, don't be angry, we are just joking."

"But the smell is indeed a bit strong, are you cleaning the dormitory behind our backs again?" Shen Kai said.

"What cleans the dormitory?" Yu Ke's face was very flustered, he thought they had smelled something.

"Look, Xiao Ke is still from our garbage planet, and he is not from the same clan as Qin Xiao, who loves cleanliness." Shen Kai said.

"Just cleaned it once. You have lost your socks, and you need to replace them with new ones." Qin Xiao said indifferently.

"Qin Xiao's father doesn't even bother to wash the socks with us! It's really - or I won't wash my clothes."

"Having such a roommate is such a blessing in my previous life!"

"But if you leave your stinky socks unwashed again, I'll put them in your bed." Qin Xiao threatened.

"But, but I seem to have washed my socks last time." Shen Kai said dryly.

Yu Ke covered his face, unable to lift his head.

"What's the matter? What's wrong with Xiao Ke and he stopped talking, and we brought you food."

"No appetite, don't eat." Yu Ke said.

Wang Ye asked: "Why is this little face a little red? His voice is also a little hoarse. What's wrong? Did you sleep too much?"

Yu Ke was afraid that they would find out that he was abnormal, so he lay back on the bed again.

But the food below was so fragrant that he swallowed again.

The two roommates warmly greeted Yu Ke to go down to eat, but Yu Ke didn't move at all.

As a result, the bed slapped twice, and seemed to shake twice. Yu Ke realized that Qin Xiao was sitting on the foot of his bed, and then stretched out his arms to pull him.

Yu Ke was startled, and dragged the quilt desperately.He panicked right now, but when he panicked, Qin Xiao lifted his quilt, revealing his bare buttocks under the quilt.

Yu Ke's face was red and dripping with blood, but fortunately, Qin Xiao took a look and put the quilt back on him again.The big hand stretched out, and touched Yu Ke again, causing him to back away.

"Where are you two fighting above? I told you not to bully Xiao Ke."

"It's too late to like it." Qin Xiao said while pulling Yu Ke up.

"Yo yo, yes."

The roommate under the bed was facing away, Yu Ke was so frightened that his eyes were red.

It's also fortunate that the bed has a baffle, otherwise his face would be lost.

Seeing the expression on Yu Ke's face, Qin Xiao was also stunned.It seems to really scare people.

Qin Xiao's actions were no longer rough this time, he lifted up his pants carefully, and hugged and coaxed him again.

Yu Ke opened the door, the voice was so loud that even the people below turned their heads.

As soon as I turned around, I saw two people, one willing to fight and the other willing to suffer.

"Are you really angry? What's wrong?"

Yu is the youngest in the dormitory. When the freshman year started, Yu Ke's mother brought him to report. She invited the dormitory to dinner and helped people clean the dormitory.

At that time, Yu Ke was wearing a T-shirt and shorts, and stood at the door like a bamboo pole. At first glance, he was underdeveloped, small and thin, and malnourished.

Yu Ke's mother was too enthusiastic, but Yu Ke was at a loss.

Yu Ke's mother also said that his child skipped a grade, and the two roommates figured out that he was two years younger, but the roommate was frightened, and those who skipped a grade were all child prodigies.

However, it was later discovered that Yu Ke was forced to become a child prodigy because he was pushed too hard before, and now he is still in class or a crane tail?

Qin Xiao was the last one to come, so he missed it.

Yu Ke was shy at the time, Shen Kai and Wang Ye brought Yu Ke to each dormitory to visit, and finally integrated Yu Ke into the small dormitory group.The two are also happy to take care of this little brother.

But on the contrary, this Qin Xiao is too capable of doing things.

Qin Xiao jumped off the bed, and there was a thud on the ground.

He watched Yu Ke walking up the stairs slowly, still wearing pajamas, a little big.

Qin Xiao didn't blink, because he was afraid that Yu Ke would step on his trousers and fall, and he would not be able to pick it up in time.

Qin Xiao said: "Probably I provoked someone, and I confessed it earlier."

After finishing speaking, Yu Ke didn't move, and then looked at the other party in a daze.

Shen Kai tilted his head, "What? What? What are you doing to our youngest?"

Wang Ye smiled and punched Shen Kai, then unfolded his small table and placed it in the middle of the dormitory.

Yu Ke knew that he couldn't panic, and was afraid that the other party would tease him, so he forcibly suppressed his anger and said, "What the hell is the confession. Why didn't I hear it?"

"Then do you want me to tell you again?" Qin Xiao supported Yu Ke, his voice passing through Yu Ke's eardrums like an electric current.

Yu Ke pinched the flesh of the opponent's hand, furious and confessed his love.Obviously there are no normal steps, just go straight to the final procedure!

To say a confession - can the nonsense spoken in bed also be called a confession?

"Stop teasing him, his face is turning red."

"Come down and eat. The stinky tofu and octopus balls I brought will get cold if you don't eat them."

Yu Ke looked at it coldly: "Isn't it just bought in the commercial street? What kind of special product."

"I also bought it from the commercial street all the way!"

Yu Ke smelled the fragrance, and opened his taste buds in a hurry. He took a toothpick and inserted two pieces, but after taking two bites, he dared not eat it, because the food was too spicy.

"I brought you lean meat porridge, eat some." Qin Xiao lowered his head slightly, his voice whispering in Yu Ke's ear.

"Isn't it just porridge with some lean meat added, rare?" Yu Ke ate all these these days, without any taste in his mouth, he just felt that he was treated like a sick patient.

"Are you really sick? Princess Yu Ke, do you want some ginger and brown sugar water boiled for you by your brother?"

"You think I'm your aunt?" Princess Yu Ke was annoyed.

"How about I buy you two boxes of aunt's towels?"

"roll."

Yu Ke was in a bad mood, and he had been frightened before, but now he was arrogant because everyone favored him.

The two roommates were joking, and they ate hot and sour noodles wheezingly, which made Yu Ke swallow his saliva.

Qin Xiao silently rubbed Yu Ke's waist again, and then led him away from the area where there were all kinds of color and fragrance, and then opened the hot lean meat porridge and put it on Yu Ke's table.

Yu Ke resigned himself to the scent, sat on the cushion Qin Xiao had placed on him, and snored resignedly.

No matter how delicious meat porridge is, it will be enough.

There is still so little meat, this cliff doesn't want him to grow taller, right?

The more Yu Ke ate, the more sad and indignant he felt, Qin Xiao next to him was also holding a porridge and sitting next to him.

Yu Ke felt aggrieved by being squeezed, but he couldn't speak, so he could only kick him over.

But after kicking, he regretted it again, his butt hurt, and his tears were so painful that they fell into the bowl.

The author has something to say:

Only to find out that I wrote it a year ago, and I forgot everything I thought before, and now I write whatever I think of.

good night