The Regent has turned black again

Lu Xun seriously thought about what Mo Shiyuan said, and he asked himself to go on a date with a girl.

At first, he thought it was a bad idea.

But after thinking about it, he actually felt that it made sense.

But where did he go to find the girl?

There are no female friends around him, men and women are different, and this kind of thing will damage his reputation, if it gets out, where will the girl's face be put?

Lu Xun sought help from his few female friends, but none of them were willing to go shopping with him.

Lu Xun didn't blame them either, after all, nowadays girls seldom even go out, and most of them are young ladies, who will get married in the future.

After thinking about it, Lu Xun wanted to go bald again.

It really is a bad idea, even a woman can't be found!

Autistic, he is autistic again.

So when he went to court the next day, Lu Xun was still frowning.

Mo Shiyuan only has one day off, and he still has to deal with a lot of things the next day. It's not easy for the regent.

When the court was over and Mo Shiyuan was busy, Chu Feng stopped Lu Xun: "Why did you seek me yesterday?"

"It's nothing, I was looking for you to drink and chat, but who would have thought that the regent is here."

"Why did you suddenly come to me for a drink? What about Sima Yi? Don't chase him anymore?" Chu Feng felt that there was something wrong with Lu Xun's method of chasing people.

Look at when Mo Shiyuan was chasing him, but he showed up every day and gave him something every day.

This Lu Xun didn't show the appearance of chasing someone at all, he created so many opportunities for Lu Xun, and even helped him figure out a bitter plan, but there was still no response.

"Don't mention it." Speaking of Sima Yi, Lu Xun felt sad.

Chu Feng asked: "What's wrong?"

"Just yesterday, Sima Yi went on a date with his fiancée. It is said that he went out for a whole day and came back very late. Then the regent gave me an idea to let me go on a date with a girl, but I After searching around, no girl is willing."

When Lu Xun uttered his troubles, who knew that Chu Feng burst out laughing.

"why are you laughing!"

It's fine if Chu Feng doesn't help him, but he still laughs at him, it's too much!

He never laughed at Chu Feng before!

"It's nothing, nothing." Chu Feng smiled without saying a word. He didn't expect that Lu Xun's popularity was so poor that he couldn't even find a girl.

He said: "I think the regent's idea is good, maybe you can try it."

"For women, I will help you. There are not many things in my palace, but there are many women!"

Lu Xun really wanted to say, come on, where are you a woman from, you dare to brag in front of me with no one in your harem!

"Who are you looking for?" Lu Xun asked, really wondering how Chu Feng would help him.

Chu Feng said: "Do you still need to look for it? Of course you picked it yourself."

So Chu Feng waved his hand and called Xiao Lizi over: "Little Lizi, call out my girl group!"

This is the girl group he selected from many court ladies, each has its own characteristics, and looks very iconic, Lu Xun can pick whoever he likes.

So in the imperial garden, the scene of the emperor and the prime minister going to a beauty pageant appeared again.

Chu Feng's girl group stood in a row, high and low.

Chu Feng said: "All of you show off your own characteristics and let the Prime Minister take a look."

Lu Xun: "..."

So one by one, the girls came to Lu Xun: "My lord, the slaves can do all kinds of acrobatics, and they can also break boulders on their chests."

"My lord, the servants can perform magic tricks."

"My lord, the slaves can sing and dance."

Lu Xun: "..."

After Lu Xun looked around, he felt that all the girl groups like Chu Feng were gods.

Lu Xun frowned, and looked at Chu Feng worriedly. After thinking for a while, he said, "Does the regent know about your girl group?"

"Y...should know, right?" Chu Feng had no idea, how could he know whether Mo Shiyuan knew or not.

He only knew that Mo Shiyuan had seen it during the selection process, but later on, Chu Feng didn't know whether Mo Shiyuan knew about the existence of this girl group.

"Should?" Lu Xun felt that Mo Shiyuan would want the girl group to disband.

Chu Feng said: "Don't worry about this, you should see which one is suitable, why don't you choose two?"

Lu Xun felt that none of them were suitable, mainly because Lu Xun found it very strange, and he didn't like to contact these girls very much.

It's not that these girls are bad, it's his problem, it's just that they feel awkward.

Seeing Lu Xun's appearance, Chu Feng raised his eyebrows: "No way, you don't like any of them?"

He likes all of them, and if Mo Shiyuan, the male tiger, was not lying around at home, he might take all of them into the harem.

When the emperor, shouldn't there be three thousand beauties in the harem?

But now he dare not, let alone three thousand, even one.

Lu Xun said, "I'm afraid of ruining the girl's reputation."

"Girls are not afraid, what are you afraid of?"

"But... but I don't know how to get along with them, I... I, I, I..." Lu Xun couldn't express the feeling.

Even getting along with Mo Shiyuan, Lu Xun felt quite natural, probably because he had had a lot of dealings with men since he was a child.

If he gets along with a girl, he will be nervous instead, not knowing what to do.

And he doesn't know how to take care of girls, he is afraid that other girls will dislike him.

In short, he can't, he can't do it.

"If you don't know anything about this, just take them out for a stroll, eat something, then go shopping, date, it's all like this."

As a person who has no experience, Chu Feng's mouth and brain are always very smart when they are used on others.

"But... I don't think so."

"Why not? You don't like these girls? Then I will change it for you." There are so many people in the palace, there is always Lu Xun who likes them.

But Chu Feng didn't expect that Lu Xun picked one wave after another, and he didn't like any of them.

In the end, Chu Feng was tired, and he lay down on the chair: "What do you want to choose? It's just for you to choose a date, not for you to choose a regular wife."

Lu Xun watched as Chu Feng picked up a cup of tea, and drank it slowly.

Looking at Chu Feng's small figure again, a hint of surprise flashed in Lu Xun's eyes.

Lu Xun opened his mouth: "Your Majesty, I have a bold idea."

"What?" Chu Feng was drinking tea, and Lu Xun was so serious and serious. When did Lu Xun respect him so much, calling him Chu Feng every day, but suddenly calling him emperor, he felt it was a fraud !

Then Chu Feng heard Lu Xun say: "Otherwise, you can dress up as a woman and go on a date with me!"

"Pfft!" Chu Feng spat out the tea he just drank into his mouth in one gulp.

What the hell?

What is Lu Xun talking about?He even asked him to dress up as a woman!

"Bold!" Chu Feng stretched out his finger and pointed at Lu Xun. If it was someone else, he might be afraid, but if it were Lu Xun, who was so familiar with Chu Feng, he would not be afraid at all.

He knew that Chu Feng was different from other emperors, he didn't look like an emperor at all.

Rather than saying that they are monarchs and ministers, it is better to say that they are friends.

Having said that, he suddenly felt that Chu Feng was really the perfect fit!

Look at Chu Feng's figure, it's small, although it would be a bit tall for a girl, but it's still suitable.

In addition, Chu Feng looks so delicate, if she is dressed as a woman, she must look good too.

The important point is that he won't be nervous when he sees Chu Feng.

He and Chu Feng are so familiar, they can talk about almost everything, and there is no pressure, which is simply a perfect plan.

"Your Majesty, my Majesty, I think you are really suitable."

"No! I am the Ninth Five-Year Lord!" He is the emperor, how could he do such a thing with Lu Xun, he would lose face!

"Why not, do you just have the heart to look at me like this?" Lu Xun blinked, trying to pass the test.

"Be patient!"

Thanks to the fact that he helped Lu Xun so much, in the end, Lu Xun actually wanted to sell him and let him wear women's clothes!

"Your Majesty, just help me this time, I promise it's only once!"

However, Chu Feng didn't believe Lu Xun's pillow, and he was unwilling to say anything, and even asked Xiao Lizi to drive Lu Xun out.

Lu Xun was kicked out, but he was not angry. Instead, he started to howl loudly at the door.

"Oh, my life is suffering, why is my life so bitter."

"God, why are you so unfair? You gave me hope, but also made me despair."

"..."

Xiao Lizi heard a voice: "Your Majesty, what's wrong with the Prime Minister."

Chu Feng said angrily: "It's okay, he deserves it!"

Chu Feng will not soften his heart, he has always been a ruthless person.

After all, when he abused Mo Shiyuan, he never softened his heart, so he certainly won't soften his heart when dealing with Lu Xun.

It's just that Lu Xun is crying and howling like a ghost, acting like he bullied him. He is obviously the one who helped Lu find out his ideas!

But what Lu Xun said was too ugly, it was like polluting the air!

When Mo Shiyuan came back for lunch, he also saw Lu Xun howling outside the palace garden.

Mo Shiyuan paused: "What are you doing?"

When Lu Xun saw Mo Shiyuan, he didn't dare anymore. He said very cowardly: "It's nothing, you tell the emperor for me, let him think about it again, and I will agree to any request."

He didn't dare to tell Mo Shiyuan that he wanted Chu Feng to wear women's clothing to date him.

If Mo Shiyuan found out that Chu Feng was dating him, he would probably snap him off, let alone wear women's clothes.

After speaking, Lu Xun slipped away.

When Chu Feng heard that the outside world was quiet, he almost thought that Lu Xun had committed suicide.

He was about to go out to have a look when he bumped into Mo Shiyuan.

"You're back!" Seeing Mo Shiyuan, Chu Feng rolled his eyes.

"Well, did you miss me?" Mo Shiyuan hugged him naturally.

Chu Feng's ears were a little red, and he couldn't say such clingy words, so he changed the subject: "Did you see Lu Xun at the door?"