What should I do if I accidentally sent the little yellow picture to the teacher?

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What kind of rampage?

As a good student, I can't do anything out of the ordinary, the most I can do is pretend to get the books on the teacher's desk on the ground, and try harder when closing the door.

Mouth Heng!

The teacher didn't bb me today, but pointed out a lot of mistakes for me. The teacher is really amazing... I just have love and respect for intellectuals.

But... before leaving, the teacher asked me——do you still have the picture I sent him last time? I forgot to save the record and it was cleared.

what?

The teacher asked me for the little yellow picture?

Let me tell you, if it weren't for my fear of being fleshed out, I would definitely post this famous scene for you to see.

Of course I didn't.

I was really square in my heart, and I really wanted to slam my head against the south wall, so I raised my head tremblingly and said to the teacher, "No...no more." I am really a serious student.

I wanted to be a dead horse doctor at first, and tried my best to explain to the teacher why I posted the little pornographic picture, but my wife was too nervous, I was nervous and stuttered and trembled when I said nothing, anyway, I finished talking Just shut up.

Then ah?

Then the teacher let me go back.Is there any problem...

Close the door...

No, I didn't dare to turn it too loud...

You are cowardly!You are the coward! ! !

But secretly tell you, I saw another box of peach-flavored candies on the teacher's desk.

I found out that I have a boring teacher.

Not only asked me for a little pornographic picture, but also a fake tall and cold man who loves sweets!

I went to find Li Goudan today, and asked him how he persuaded the teacher to let him give him tutoring.

Li Goudan even told me that the teacher found him!

Will I believe it?

Will I believe this low-level lie?The teacher is such a cold man, how could he take the initiative to ask Li Goudan for tutoring? The teacher must be secretly playing games and want Li Goudan to help him score!

[-]. The teacher's self-report

一

Hello everyone, I am the Mensao teacher.

Why is mine "one" instead of "1"?

Because I am attacking.

What's more, I seem to have a crush on the straight male student who sent me the gay little yellow picture in gay.

two

I have paid attention to this stupid student of mine very early. From the first year I took them, I know that he likes to steal snacks in class, and he likes to bring some snacks to the classroom every class, but every time I see him All with sugar.

Sugar seemed to be an essential thing for him.

Every time there is a festival, he will bring more snacks and sometimes small gifts. The teacher in charge of the day can always receive his gifts and take them back to the office to show off.

I really don't want to have an office with this group of old gentlemen!

I know that he has good grades and is cute. It's really hard not to attract the teacher's liking.

But, I never received——

his gift.

three

Yes, I really never got it because it was my turn to teach him, which never caught up with the holidays.

Finally, when the Mid-Autumn Festival came, it was my turn to go to class!

But he didn't come to class.

Then my class was called by name!That's how bad it is to me. He specially picks roll call when he is not around, and deducts his usual points.

four

I actually didn't like him at that time, but I was a little annoyed by the showing off of the kind old grandpas in the office.

I was a little bit looking forward to the small gifts he gave, in fact, the little gifts he gave every year and every festival were quite special.I don't come to the office less often, and I am quite familiar with the teachers in the office—yes, except me.

I really started to communicate with him more because of last year’s course design. I was engaged in safety evaluation. The course design he chose happened to be mine, so I started to deliberately increase the difficulty. As for why the course design was so good in my first year , because I actually started a safety evaluation company myself, so some things are actually very familiar.

For this reason, my course design is difficult to explain and it is very clear. I use these things flexibly, so some students find it difficult to keep up with the train of thought. Anyway, I will not admit that I increased the difficulty because of him.

Besides, there are people above me, who dares to report me.

五

After reading a lot of course settings, it turns out that only the student who loves to eat snacks has the best course design, and the safety pre-evaluation is really excellent.

Because of emotion and reason, I shouldn't be a stumbling block again, so I gave him a very high score.

My score is really fair, there is no doubt about it.

[-]. The teacher's self-report

六

I'm a cold person, it's a fact, I'm a gay, it's also a fact, but he doesn't know.

Seven

The reason why I would give Li Goudan tutoring is because I knew that he would come to hand in the course design that afternoon, so I made an appointment with Li Goudan one day in advance to help him with tutoring for two days.

Heh, he must have thought it was a coincidence, and then found that I was really a good teacher.

That's right, I'm actually not a good person, I have a plan in my heart, and I'm leading him into my pit step by step.

As for the reason...

I didn't intend to attack him at first, he usually looks like a serious and good student, but he is actually very cute in private, but until he sent me that little yellow picture, I saw a part of that little yellow picture In an instant, the rein in my mind broke with a "bang" - Su Wu, you are finished, just wait.

What a coincidence, that day happened to be the time when I had the last QQ session in a week, and I went up to see if there were any students left me with any books, and there were any problems that I could find on Baidu, and I happened to see that picture—— —Husband, you were great last night, not only this sentence, but also a lot of words with its own audio.

It's the kind of thing that sounds when you see it.

Anyway, Su Wu's call of husband is definitely going to be called.

Eight

You say I'm unprofessional?

I'm sorry there are people above me, please report me.

In fact, I didn't intend to be a teacher at all, but was tricked by my uncle to teach by the way. As for why I graduated with a Ph.D. at such a young age, I have already handed in my books for two years.

Because I have only been in university for two years before taking the postgraduate entrance examination, so I graduated at the age of 25 to find out.

I'm already busy, and I still have to teach this group of elementary school students. It's really boring, but that's it, I still have to take the class well. After all, I'm also a person who has passed the teacher qualification certificate and was brainwashed by two books. people.

nine

What I'm going to talk about next is still quite dark, but it's always inevitable.

Standing in the sun will have shadows.

Maybe one day I will be exposed, and he will know that my gentleness is pretended.

But before being exposed, he should have a desire to find out about me.

Tsk, I'm such a bad guy.

Knowing that he is straight, she still wants to bend him.

Who knows, maybe he was crooked in the first place.

I'm just so conceited, I just think I can make him happy.

Even if I use tricks, use credits and curriculum to hang him, I will make him curious about me, and I will attract his attention.

Ten

I forgot to mention that I will resign in half a year.

Attached (eleven)

In fact, I am not that confident. My conceit comes from my low self-esteem.

I'm not [-]% sure that he can fall in love with me, why should someone as warm as him like me who is hypocritical and indifferent.

It is this kind of contradiction and the desire to get him that pushes me to take a step forward.

Eleven, this is really a help post

Today is the defense of the course design. The high-profile point is the defense, and the popular point is the summary meeting.Then I don't know why it's such a coincidence that there are so many teachers below, so it's Teacher Fu's turn to ask me questions.

"Tell me why you chose this subject." The teacher's tone was too calm, without any ups and downs. I even suspected that the person who asked me to buy candy in the ward was actually the teacher's twin brother.

"Your report material selection and structure are well written, but the technical process and preparation equipment are not specific enough, so I can only give you good." The teacher raised his head and glanced at me after speaking. , Pulling up and ruthless-yes, I only thought of these four words at the time. "Any comments?"

"..." I dare not have an opinion. "No."

? ? ?Let me tell you, he was really too much. He told me in the office that the process flow was well written and there was no need to change it.

I really want to say hello to his whole family.

Fu Yi must have done it on purpose! ! !on purpose! ! !

I was so angry at the time, I held back and didn't let it go. Anyway, I saw that Xu Guokang sitting next to the teacher couldn't suppress the corners of his mouth! ! !That's right, Teacher Xu seemed to be in the office that day and heard the teacher tell me that the process flow was written OK...

Then Mr. Xu, why don't you stand up and help me!I'm all poor but good...

The teachers went round and round to ask the students, but the teacher only asked one student—that was me.

I feel a little hairy... Did I make the teacher angry? The teacher is clearly targeting me.

The reports of the old class and the third child in the dormitory are all revised by me, and the points given are all excellent.

So I really made the teacher angry...

Special treatment you say?

Impossible, well, Li Goudan was not asked by the teacher either!

Anyone who said I was jealous went to eat papa, thank you.

The final exam next week, En hope Li Goudan gets good grades.

After all, the teacher worked hard to help him with tutoring.

Are you blind? Why do you say that the teacher is not working hard? The teacher gave Li Goudan tutoring. If I hadn’t gone to the office that afternoon, I wouldn’t have known that the teacher was actually quite gentle in private.Li Goudan's words are probably just asking three questions. The teacher didn't think he was annoying, and he explained it so carefully. In fact, the teacher is really good.

Do I hate the teacher if the teacher gives me good things?This thing, although I don't know why the old