What should I do if I accidentally sent the little yellow picture to the teacher?

"A relative happened to start a company, so I came here."

"Then do it well, don't embarrass your relatives!"

"...En." I can't embarrass the teacher... I have already embarrassed me thousands of miles away. The people in the office thought that I went to Manager Shen's office every day to be criticized.

Su Wu chatted with the boss in the dormitory for a while, hung up the phone, looked at the phone, the lunch break was almost over, and was about to walk towards the office.

"Su Wu! I just met you," Xiao Wu called Su Wu for the third time today, "Remember to go to Manager Su's when you go to work in the afternoon!" Xiao Wu looked at Su Wu with a petrified expression, and was caring She added, "It's okay, Mr. Fu is here."

"..." Assistant Wu, do you know that adding this sentence is even more deadly!

In fact, the teacher is made of water, it can permeate everywhere, and it can be mixed with it everywhere! ! !

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The origin of this cookie article is... I accidentally sent the little yellow picture to the teacher, hahahahahahahaha I won’t tell you the follow-up! ! !

29. Unspoken rules in the industry

"Baby, do you bring any candy today?" Fu Yi stuck to Su Wu as soon as he opened the door.

"no!"

"I don't believe it." He began to touch, and pinched Su Wu's waist in the name of looking for candy.

"Hmm..." It's so itchy! ! !

"Fu...Fu Boss, I'd better avoid it." Manager Shen was a little helpless. Although he watched his boss molesting interns every day, he still...

"You go and move the office to the 13th floor."

"..."

"Teacher!" Su Wu stretched out his hand and pinched Fu Yi, "Didn't it be agreed yesterday, don't call me if you have nothing serious to do!!!"

Fu Yi let go of his hand, and gently touched Su Wu's little head, "Cough...something, let Manager Shen tell you." look.

"It's like this," Manager Shen felt a little wronged when he saw Fu Yi who didn't plan to intervene. This kind of bad guy role of beating interns should be done by himself. Pragmatic..." Manager Shen tried hard to choose his words.

"To put it simply, it's like the project in City S. If you write too realistically, write all the real situation in the pre-evaluation report, and write all the real data of the measurement in the report, then the whole big project will not need to be started. .”

"Tomorrow, the person in charge of the project in City S will invite people from the government to have dinner with us. The meaning of the business discussion at the dinner table is actually-implying that we can't write the truth."

After hearing this, Su Wu probably understood Manager Shen's meaning, but, "If there is an accident, when the time comes to investigate, it will definitely be found on us."

"Yes." Manager Shen didn't deny it, "So we can't write everything according to the person in charge."

"Then... how to write..." You can't write the actual data, and if you write it according to the person in charge, you will definitely have a big problem, so no matter how you write it or how you do it, it is impossible to cover everything.

"Let's just give an example, such as coal mine safety, the actual annual output is 100 million tons, and the person in charge wants you to write 10 tons, because this can avoid a lot of unnecessary expenses, such as taxes. But when it happens Safety accidents, our safety assessment and the government have been dragged into the water."

Manager Shen continued, "At this time, we can only communicate with the person in charge of this project. The best solution is to ask him to agree to write the actual situation in your report, which is an annual output of 100 million tons. But many times, They would rather bribe you than let you write the actual situation."

"It depends on yourself, but people must have a bottom line, and there are outstanding dangers (Tips from the author; it is a gas explosion, which is the most dangerous accident in a coal mine, but coal mines really make money.) Coal mines must not be sloppy , I would rather not accept this evaluation project." I have said enough specific...

In other words, it’s okay to change some insignificant data in a reasonable way, but you can’t make concessions when it’s about your life?Su Wu summed up what Manager Shen just said... "Well, I see."

In school, the teacher will only teach you how to measure and calculate the data, and will not tell you the obstacles you will encounter during the actual operation. Things will definitely fall into a big somersault.

But the teacher directly asked Manager Shen to tell him these ways.

A little heartwarming.

"Thank you, Manager Shen." Su Wu sincerely thanked him.

"Ah, I'm so polite." Manager Shen said that I could already feel a gaze that was about to kill me. Boss, I really didn't take credit for you.

"Just thank Manager Shen and not me?" Fu Yi put down the ipad in his hand.He just took an ipad from the table to pretend, but he was actually observing Su Wu's reaction carefully. He was too afraid that Su Wu would not be able to accept the dark side of this industry. Fortunately, Su Wu understood, "I haven't let you Go touch those 'problem projects'."

"Thank you teacher, I know that teacher treats me well." Looking at Fu Yi obediently, Fu Yi saw not only gratitude, but also admiration, longing, and admiration in his eyes.

"...fuck" Fu Yi couldn't help it anymore, and cursed, really wanted to take her home and have sex with her right now.

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[Safety evaluation] safetyevaLuatlon, also known as "risk evaluation" and "risk evaluation".Methods and techniques for ascertaining system hazards and seeking security countermeasures.

The purpose is to grasp the possible hazard types, hazard degrees and hazard consequences in the system before establishing necessary safety measures, and conduct quantitative and qualitative analysis on them, so as to propose effective hazard control measures.

Thirty, small episode ([-])

Tech Tips: How to Lure Your Boyfriend/Student/Employee to Follow You Home

Welcome everyone to the peach shortcake chat show that is not tall but eats a lot. Today I will mainly share with you how to abduct a boyfriend who is a student and a staff member home. Today we invite experts in this field, let us use Warm applause please general manager Fu Yi!

"Hello, Mr. Fu, please sit down."

"Quickly, I'm rushing to pick up the baby and go home." (Scene note: It's clearly morning...)

"..." Black question mark? ? ?Believe it or not, let Su Wu fight with you right now.

"As an expert in kidnapping boyfriends, Mr. Fu, do you have any experience you can share with us today?"

"I have experience, but I'm afraid that the group next door will listen to it. With the progress of the group next door, I won't be able to get home after next year. How is the secrecy effect of your program?" (Member of the next door group: Fu Zixiao X Duan Ming)

"What?" Confidentiality effect?This is a live broadcast, what is the effect of keeping it secret?

"But it's okay. As far as my method is concerned, I'm afraid I won't be able to use it if the next group hears it. Our teacher pays attention to applying what he has learned, which is different from their two unscrupulous businessmen."

"Yes yes yes yes..." Why are you talking so much nonsense. "Can we start talking about... the topic..." Whispered, whispered again...

Fu Yi straightened his suit, "Generally speaking, how to lure a boyfriend who is also a student and a staff member home requires the use of our knowledge of calculus in advanced mathematics. Asweallknow, as we all know, calculus is an important content of modern mathematics... ..."

TWO YEARS LATER...

"Let me tell you how to apply what I have learned, and how to use the knowledge of calculus in my life to solve the problem that my boyfriend who is also a student and a staff member refuses to go home with me."

"First of all, you have to have a house. Students who don't have a house can use a car instead."

"Then you have to have a boyfriend. Students who don't have a boyfriend can turn off the monitor. You don't need to look back. The content behind it has nothing to do with you."

"And then, you have to have a student. If you don't have a student, you can use a junior instead. If you don't have a junior, you can put down the keyboard in your hand. You are no longer qualified to post barrage."

"Finally, you have to have a staff member. It doesn't matter if you don't have a company, you can use the staff of the subsidiary company instead. You don't have to look back if you don't have a subsidiary company. Let's move on."

"Okay, the prerequisite materials are ready, now let's summarize the known and problems, known: we have a boyfriend who is also a student and a staff member, and a house, problem: how to bring a boyfriend who is a student and a staff member into the house?"

"According to the integral knowledge in calculus, integrate boyfriends, students, and employees, and after the points, you can get my baby Su Wu"

"Then differentiate my house according to the differential knowledge in calculus. After differentiation, I can get a pile of concrete, a pile of wood, a pile of steel...and a Fu Yi."

"So student and staff boyfriend + house = Su Wu + a pile of concrete, a pile of wood, a pile of steel...and a Fuyi."

"Because a pile of concrete, a pile of wood, a pile of steel... is a constant C, so we can get: concurrent student and employee boyfriend + house = Su Wu + Fu Yi + C"

"Answer: Su Wu plus Fu Yi is the correct answer."

"..." Are you really serious?Are you sure you're not joking?

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31. Meet the parents

It's already off work, except for Su Wu who is waiting for his teacher, everyone on the 13th floor has already left.Fu Yi came down from the 15th floor, looking at the empty 13th floor, he was very satisfied, and finally he could shout openly.

"Baby~" Fu Yi walked to Su Wu's desk and covered the experiment report that Su Wu was writing with one hand, "Talk to me, baby."

"……teacher