Brother Long, do you know that your wife is so cocky!

Looking at the left side of his face that was beaten, the fiery temperature there is a reflection of his current mood!

anger!

shame!

Even though Quan Zhilong is very thin, he is still a man. The sudden exertion caught Sira by surprise, but with his rich experience as a 'European', Sira turned against the customer the next second he lost his mind, "What are you doing? You still want to resist !" Xi La was a little annoyed, she had never seen such an unpopular boyfriend!

Master Kui, who had reacted, glared at Xi La angrily: "You hit me!"

"Well, yes, I hit you." Xi La said calmly: "What's wrong? What happened to me hitting you? I shouldn't hit you? Hey! I didn't just hit you, I also beeped—you what to do!"

Brother Long was choked by Xi La's upright words and didn't know what words to refute for a while.He looked at Xi La, and suddenly understood one thing: a woman who can deliver a real gun to his home is really not something she can afford casually!

Mom, I seem to have provoked someone I can't mess with.

If we break up by luck, I will absolutely, absolutely clean myself, cherish life, and be careful in love!

Grabbing her new boyfriend, Xi La deftly opened the hotel room, threw Long Ge in and threw him on the sofa, then violently took out a pen and paper and slapped it on the coffee table: "[-]-word self-criticism! If you don't write today, don't leave this door! Otherwise, I'll throw you down the window!"

Brother Long subconsciously glanced in the direction of the window and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Two, 23 floors.

A man can bend and stretch, let's go through the review first!Since graduating, he has never written anything over 800 words!

"Well, Xi La, I was wrong. I didn't even get angry when you hit me. And look, Wuzhishan." Brother Long said pitifully to Xi La with his cute baby voice, "Look , look!" After speaking, she showed Xi La the left side of her face.

Xi La looked at Quan Zhilong and understood a truth: people with low starting points really can't afford to be hurt!

Why do you say that?It’s very simple, let me give you an easy-to-understand example: 20 years ago, when you were a kid, you played with sand, mud, and paper planes. Afterwards, you have a child, and your child plays with a tablet computer and a smart phone. The gap is obvious, right?This intelligence quotient is obviously different.

Quan Zhilong is in the state he is in now 20 years ago.Do you think Xila can not dislike it?She always felt that her level of thinking was not on the same level as his!

That's why she felt weird.No wonder the one couldn't hold back and gave Brother Long a piece of paper just now. (⊙o⊙)

Comrade Emma, ​​don't you look at it, you two had different childhoods, and your experiences are different. What are the similarities in what you learn, what you do and what you do?

You guys grew up playing with guns, tanks, airplanes, daggers, bows, arrows, poison bombs, and grew up with all kinds of vendettas and killing others; I grew up playing with RAP, HI-BOX original music, dancing and writing songs, and when I grew up, I debuted and sold albums Award-winning CF+variety show, can these two different industries have something in common? !Do you still have the nerve to dislike Brother Long? ! ! !

As long as people don't dislike you for being a murderer, that's fine!

Of course, our murderer, Ms. Xila, doesn't feel the burden of killing people. She only cares about the numbers in the bank.Because it is directly related to her 'quality of life'.

Of course Brother Long couldn't talk to Miss Xi La when he talked about conditions. At this moment, he was kneeling and sitting in front of the coffee table, writing a self-criticism.Even if there are all kinds of unwillingness and grievances in my heart, who can I tell?

His latest tweet:

I go for a drive at night like a crazy woman, and when I come back, my soul goes out of my body. The VIPs may not see me tomorrow.When I got out of the car, I quarreled with the crazy woman, and I was ruthlessly suppressed...(>_<)... Now, in order to get the forgiveness of the crazy woman, I use the remaining blue blood bar to write 10000 word review ing... ORZ

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Brother Long didn't expect the influence of this tweet.Here are the most popular words for the next three months! 'Crazy woman', 'blue blood bar' and '10000-word review' have been used by many netizens!The VIPs who saw this tweet were completely blown away! JY's network system is paralyzed!Anyone who knows Brother Long and has his mobile phone number should send him a text message!

Brother Long's family members and teammates on the same team had different activation messages, but they also fully utilized their own characteristics!

TOP: Use me to save you?please me~

Victory: Brother Long, what is the situation?You go for a drive with your sister-in-law, and your sister-in-law is unhappy when she comes back. Is it because you don’t have a car and the earthquake makes her unhappy?Are you kneeling on the washboard to write a review?

Sun: Do it for yourself, light the wax for you!

Dacheng: So brother, you are a good role model in career, but when it comes to relationships, I’d better follow Sun TOP.Brother, your current female friend, even dare to say that Miss J is willing to bow down!

Even Yang Juhua sent a text message: Zhilong, convulsions are a disease and need to be cured!It just so happens that I have medicine here, so come and take it now, and by the way, let's talk about that 'crazy woman'.

And what are we 'crazy girls' doing now?She turned on a 56-inch large LCD TV, and held a wireless mouse in her right hand.

Watching and complaining!And then I didn’t forget to ask Brother Long: “You think so?”

Can I say no?The truth of the old paper is that you don't have to die.Brother Long thought so in his heart, but said on his mouth: "That's right, that murder method is really inferior, the success rate is so low, don't you know if you try it? Normal people can't even think about it!" After finishing speaking, he silently Secretly picked up the phone to read text messages.

"If it were me, I would just take advantage of the chaos and shoot him directly. It doesn't have to be so complicated at all, and it's not about killing the family." Xi La said, "Hey, you know that as long as the person who dies is not a public figure, the police don't care much about it." Deeply involved?"

"I do not know what happened?"

Xi La answered a sentence that didn't match the preamble: "That's why there are so many black households in the world."

Brother Long put down his pen: "Xila, what is the relationship between the two?"

"Of course there is. Just the whole thing will become another person, as long as the original Allah burps, won't it be fine?"

"..."

Looking at the expression of Mr. Cai, Xi La said with contempt: "It's such a simple thing, and it's not that no one does it. There are too many people who do it. It's rare and strange. Don't be so stupid in the future. I can't take you out Yes, really!"

Village, village, village, village, village, village, village...

Brother Long felt that the whole person was not good, and Xi La broke his lower limit again and ruined his three views. He had the illusion that my woman was 'you who came from the stars'!

Dear, is he so cruel and easy to cut? !

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On a recent variety show, Brother Long was too embarrassed to speak.Ever since he posted that tweet, Brother Long felt a rush to die all day long.

"Today's guest is the red and purple BIGBANG captain Zhi Yongxi. The tweet you posted a while ago really shocked South Korea! It's really a gossip machine, so now you want to have a girlfriend?" a certain the host asked.

Regarding this issue, since Brother Long has already confessed his love to his president, there is nothing to hide.After all, changing girlfriends more frequently than changing clothes is not a big deal in the entertainment industry, and VIPs will understand, eh~

"Well, that's right." Brother Long replied ambiguously.

"(⊙o⊙) Oh!" The host made a shocked expression together with other guests as if he had discovered a new world!Ahem, in fact, they were really surprised that Brother Long actually admitted it generously instead of laughing like he did in the past!

"Really? Hey Yigu, why do I feel that my gossip soul is burning! That, is it convenient to reveal?"

"She is of mixed race, not Korean." Long Ge said: "Very beautiful and sexy, well, her temper belongs to the feeling of saying that wind is rain, and her words can choke to death." After a pause, Long Ge explained: " Although I was able to communicate normally, I always felt weird when talking to her, and later found out that she really spoke very well, and she knew many young people's words."

"Oh? Older than you?"

Brother Long nodded generously: "Although he is older than me, he never lets me go." After speaking, Brother Long felt very wronged, thinking that he had said it anyway, so let the storm be more violent!

"Did you make it? I was shocked when I saw her for the first time! Because she is so beautiful! At that time, I thought I was so lucky to have such a girlfriend! But, everyone present, the audience Friends, my beloved VIPs, I am completely confused by her appearance!" Brother Long said more and more excitedly: "What are you doing, when I want to attract her attention, I can't compare to a bowl of rice In her eyes, eating is the biggest thing! And when she saw me, she asked me to remove my makeup! What do you think, she is the kind of natural beauty who looks better without makeup than with makeup! The skin is super good! She also said that I smile It’s ugly to lose fans! Even though BIGBANG was criticized by people as the ugliest fashion group when they debuted, it’s really not that bad, right? Do you think I’m really that ugly?” Long Ge asked the other guests behind him, get everyone's no