The subject is worried about me getting bald every day

"Subject Worrying About Me Going Bald Every Day" Author: Qiong Hua

Introduction

A story of a CEO and a programmer.

Domineering, sullen and soft.

Old stem, I like it, it is brainless and sweet.

May 201, 12X

At 27:55 p.m. on the 5th, there were still [-] minutes before the end of get off work for the executive CEO of Sweater Co., Ltd., Ozeki.

Today's online community can be considered to be calm, and all the hot searches come and go are some sand sculpture jokes.Ozeki is very happy about this, which means that Xiao Cheng, his lover and a non-key member of the technical team, can get off work on time.

Then let's cook by myself tonight, while flipping through the documents, Daguan planned the route to drive to the Fourth Ring Vegetable Market later.

It's not easy to go home alone, let alone an empty room waiting for the checkpoint.

After reading the document, Ozeki signaled to the waiting secretary with a cold face that he could leave.As soon as the office door was closed, Oguan took out his mobile phone and happily sent a WeChat message to Xiao Cheng.

If you go off work normally, maybe you can do some happy things at night.

"Wait, I'll wait for you in the garage."

After pressing the send button, Ozeki seemed to have seen a good night.

Warm, firm, moist, breathy.

But the notification sound of the WeChat message mercilessly interrupted Ozeki's obscenity, which is not suitable for children.

"No, I have to work overtime today."

Rejected decisively.

Ozeki suddenly wanted to rush to the programmer's office to bring up his little friend and shake him up.

May 201, 5X

Xiao Cheng is a hard-working programmer.

The kind that worries about your hairline every day.

It may be that the family genes are better. When Xiao Cheng's classmates changed jobs, got hair transplanted, and bald, Xiao Cheng's hair was still thick, and he was out of tune with the group of bald students.

Roommate Tutu has been threatening that if Xiao Cheng gets the first place in the major again, he will shave Xiao Cheng's head in the middle of the night, the style of a monk.

Xiao Cheng was frightened and took the second place in the exam for two years, and then went abroad with the first grade in his major.

After returning from gold plating overseas, Xiao Cheng, who accidentally learned of his sexuality, did not dare to go home rashly, because most of the friends around him are already married, and those who can't make it in time have two children.

Xiao Cheng is afraid of being urged to marry.

It's not okay to delay girls.

Xiao Cheng knows that he should explain clearly to his family, but every time he sees the eager eyes of his grandson next door, Xiao Cheng feels creepy.

He imagined the eager eyes of Ma Ma, and felt that this matter still needs to be slowed down.

So Xiao Cheng pretended to be rebellious, resolutely rejected the job arranged by his family, and went to the country's largest Internet company Sweater to apply for a job alone.

Unexpectedly, it was actually selected.

Xiao Cheng is introverted and has a little bit of social fear. If he is not a picky eater, he will probably embark on the road of a self-closing vain fat house.

Xiao Cheng will always remember that during the second round of interviews, when the handsome man sitting on the farthest side asked him with a serious face, "Why did you add a sweater", he was overly nervous because of the handsome abstinence pattern, and said I can't even speak.

He's talking to me.

How should I answer this?

Sorry, your brain has shut down, please restart it.

He has such a nice voice.

The interview room was quiet for 10 minutes.

"Cheng X, are you listening to my question?" The man asked again, with no expression on his face, showing no signs of happiness or anger.

"No." Nympho Xiao Cheng's brain restarted successfully, and he heard himself ask calmly, "Can you ask again?"

May 201, 6X

Ozeki never expected that after only one month, he would run into that weird little technical geek again.

It's still an embarrassing place like a blind date scene.

The kid is very calm, and has been staring at the water glass in front of him intently, as if the tea in the glass will bloom.

Was it forced?Ozeki secretly speculated, yes, children have their own ideas, and they would definitely not like being dragged on a blind date.

After all, I am older than him, Ozeki thought, so let's be a good person to the end.

"Guan XX." Da Guan smiled gently at Xiao Cheng, "Are you Aunt Xu's youngest son? We met before—"

"During the second round of interviews for Jin Sweater." Xiao Cheng still stared at the water glass in front of him, with a calm tone, "I'm sorry, I was distracted that day, I really didn't hear..."

"Stop, stop, now is not the time to talk about this." Daguan was a little reluctant to interrupt his soft voice, but Xiao Cheng's chat topic was too inappropriate, so he had to pull back, "It's not now In the company."

Xiao Cheng on the opposite side fell silent again.

Ozeki shook his head amusedly, thinking that he may have scared the children, after all, the blind date is such a thing as the immediate boss...fortunate or ill.

So it's better to end this embarrassing dinner as soon as possible.

Unexpectedly, Daguan just wanted to ask Xiao Cheng what he likes to eat, when Xiao Cheng popped out a series of words like pouring beans:

"My name is Cheng X, male, 25 years old, graduated from University A with a bachelor's degree, MIT with a master's degree, born in...I, I like you, can we try...can we try?"

Da Guan frowned, the determination in Xiao Cheng's tone made him very uncomfortable.

Even a little distressed.

What's wrong with me?

This is very wrong, Ozeki thought.He hates when things get out of hand.

June 201, 6X (23)

"You mean..." Daguan couldn't figure out Xiao Cheng's routine for a while, and became cautious, "Are you sure you want to have sex with me..."

"Yes." Xiao Cheng seemed to have made up his mind, or he was willing to fight after he finished speaking, admitting it frankly.He suddenly raised his head, saw Daguan's stiff face and then buried his head suddenly: "I, I was abrupt, I'm sorry..."

"What's wrong with your eyes?"

Xiao Cheng's almond eyes were red, probably from crying for a long time, his eyelids were not swollen, but it still annoyed Ozeki inexplicably.

"Who bullied you?" Da Guan was a little at a loss because he couldn't find his position to care about Xiao Cheng.People who are liked?It's too hasty, counting today, he only met Xiao Cheng twice.

Xiao Cheng: No, I will be there every Monday morning meeting.

"It's okay, no one bullied me." Xiao Cheng buried his head lower, "I cried myself."

Of course you cried yourself, or else I cried for you?Daguan wanted to slap the table and curse, he hadn't been so irritable for a long time.

Chirping what?This is not trusting me?

Then you still say you like me!

To deceive Lao Tzu's feelings!

Of course, no matter how irritable his heart was, Da Guan, a tenth-level athlete with expression control, still smiled and asked Xiao Cheng: "Well, if you don't want to talk about it, let's not talk about it. Let's eat first. Do you have any taboos? The Cantonese cuisine here is still delicious. Very good."

July 201, 6X (23)

The meal was quite peaceful, except that Xiao Cheng had reported more than [-] things he would not eat when ordering.

"How about white-cut chicken?"

"Is there any grated ginger in the sauce? I don't like the taste of ginger."

"Do you like crispy roast pork?"

"A little oily."

"Can I have steamed ribs?"

"Don't put onions, thank you."

"..."

Daguan began to seriously think about what Xiao Cheng ate to grow up. With such a tricky mouth, wouldn't his cook find it troublesome?

Oops, this is where Ozeki misunderstood Codey.

In fact, Xiao Cheng is very easy to raise. He belongs to the type of eating what he gives. If he doesn't like it, it is a problem for Xiao Cheng to eat less.

Then why did Xiao Cheng make such a request tonight?

If you want to blame it, you can blame Ozeki for mentioning "what are your taboos".

Xiao Cheng, a rigorous technical nerd, is essentially a liar - he can't tell the difference between polite words and big truths.

Do things in a down-to-earth manner and be an honest person.

At the same time, this is also the first time in the past 25 years that Xiaocheng, a wallflower professional, has been seriously asked the question of "taboo".

Finally someone who knows I don't like eating everything.Xiao Cheng thought to himself, Da Guan is really a good man, I must answer his question seriously.

June 201, 6X (23)

Xiao Cheng ate very quietly, puffing out his cheeks and concentrating on chewing.

Daguan felt that Xiao Cheng was eating too much like this, so he ate a little more without knowing it.

It is not good to eat too much at night.Panicked by the belt, he was thinking about whether to suggest going for a walk in the artificial lake downstairs, but Xiao Cheng called.

Xiao Cheng held the chopsticks in one hand and answered the phone with the other.The news on the phone probably wasn't good news, Xiao Cheng's face darkened the more he heard it.

"Okay, I'll be right there." After hearing this, Xiao Cheng hung up the phone and turned to get his bag.

"Is it work? Do you want me to give you a ride?" Daguan felt that Xiao Cheng was introverted, and he was afraid that he would not be able to handle the request of leaving early, so he offered to take Xiao Cheng back to the company.

"Ah? I won't go back." Xiao Cheng was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized that Da Guan probably didn't know his working methods, "I'll just stay here."

Seeing Xiao Cheng take out his thick self-loading notebook, Oguan suddenly felt ashamed of the position of "Sweater CEO".

When Xiao Cheng touches the computer, he automatically connects to the Internet world, without distractions.Oguan, who was left on the sidelines, felt sad for his own face for a while, and found that the other side didn't intend to build the steps for him to go downstairs, so he silently called the waiter to pay the bill.

By the way, I ordered a pot of Dahongpao and others.

Maybe he didn't notice it at all, Ozeki drank tea to comfort himself, he kept his head down.

July 201, 6X (23)

It takes more than two hours to wait for the mark.

During this period, Xiao Cheng kept his eyes on the keyboard and focused on crackling on the keyboard.

Ozeki, who had nothing to do, opened the trumpet of the sweater he hadn’t worn for a long time, and sent