How to deal with the ex stalker

After the two confessed their love to each other, Yan Yan moved all the bedding to Lu Yun's room and used his own room as a study.

Every morning when he woke up with the person in his arms, Lu Yun felt incredible.I can't believe it until now. Is the person who I have been thinking about for more than ten years really belong to me now?

Every time he uttered this idea, Yanyan used actions to tell him the answer.

Lu Yun really had this kind of thought at first, but later, after discovering Yan Yan's response, he always pretended to be worried.While pretending to be pitiful, he sighed secretly, what if he didn't seize the opportunity to vent out the anger that had been suppressed for more than ten years?

After a few times, Yan Yan discovered his carefulness. While angry, she felt helpless at the same time. She didn't want to get angry at him, but ordered him to sleep on the sofa at night.

With a weeping face, Lu Yun begged bitterly: "Yanyan, I was wrong, you should beat me up."

Yan Yan smiled tenderly, patted his face, and smiled condescendingly: "I know I don't want to hit you."

Lu Yun: "Don't! Don't be reluctant to hit me. I have rough skin and thick flesh. It doesn't hurt."

Yan Yan shook her hands, "Sleep on the sofa obediently, don't worry about it."

Lu Yun: ...

Rushing up to hug Yan Yan, half coquettish and half swearing: "I promise, I will sleep well tonight, okay?"

Seeing that Yanyan was a little loose, he hurriedly increased his stake, "Look at the sofa is so small, what if I don't sleep well at night and catch a cold?"

Yan Yan didn't really want him to sleep on the sofa, it was just to add a little fun.Now that Lu Yun said so, he went down the steps, "You said it yourself, don't beg me pitifully then."

Lu Yun raised his right hand and made an oath: "I promise, I promise!"

But I thought in my heart that when the time comes, who can't bear it first may not be sure!

Yan Yan nodded in satisfaction, and said casually, "Don't bother me, I'm still in pain."

He was just talking casually at first, but Lu Yun looked over worriedly, with guilt in his eyes, "Does it still hurt? It's all my fault, I can't help it...makes you cry..."

Yan Yan's face was already very thick, but after hearing what Lu Yun said, thinking of the tone of last night when she finally cried and begged Lu Yun to slow down and beg for mercy, she felt blushed when she heard it.

His face was flushed, and he tried his best to say inconspicuously, "Well... just know."

Lu Yun was not the one who suffered, and he never felt this kind of pain.But according to the information he checked, he also knew a little bit.Feeling guilty and distressed in my heart, I remembered a folk remedy I found before, and secretly decided to get it.

While feeling distressed, he even changed his tone of voice, and at night, he really just hugged Yan Yan and slept innocently.Even when Yan Yan wanted to tease him, she seriously told him to go to bed quickly.

Yan Yan didn't really want to do anything, and after hearing what he said, she fell asleep obediently.

He originally said that it hurts, but he really just said it casually, and he also thought that Lu Yun was listening to him.

But it has always been that the speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention.

Yan Yan noticed something was wrong within a few days. First of all, Lu Yun didn't touch him these few days. Even if he couldn't bear it anymore, he resisted to take a cold shower.

Although it is normal to live without "sex" for a few days, but just a few days ago Lu Yun's enthusiasm suddenly became so cold, Yan Yan couldn't help being careless.

Secondly, Lu Yun has been extremely mysterious these days, with constant phone calls, and even ran to the balcony to answer them.Once when he was on the phone in the bathroom, Yan Yan opened the door and walked in. He had a panicked expression on his face, as if he was afraid that Yan Yan would discover the mysterious secret.

When the two of them got along in the past, Yan Yan was always more mysterious. Even if something happened, he would not necessarily tell Lu Yun.

But Lu Yun was different, he never concealed anything from Yan Yan, even if it was just a small matter at work, he would tell Yan Yan everything in detail.

This is the first time Yan Yan has seen such an abnormal reaction.

Yanyan didn't think that Lu Yun would do anything to offend him, most likely he was secretly preparing some little secret, thinking that he had concealed it well, but in the end his careful thinking was clear to Yanyan at a glance.

But what Yan Yan couldn't stand the most was that Lu Yun used to take care of his daily diet, but Yan Yan always prepared whatever he wanted; but now, Lu Yun began to strictly control his various eating habits.

For example, he can't eat spicy food, he can't eat ice cream, and even told him not to eat outside food.

When Yan Yan first arrived in the human world, his favorite thing to do was to eat and drink everywhere. Although he was much better now, it was really painful for him to let go of delicious food all of a sudden.

After eating a cup of millet porridge and a few light side dishes for dinner again, Yanyan became angry, and it was time for a showdown.

He put down the bowl and chopsticks, wiped his hands gracefully with a paper towel, and then asked Lu Yun, "Is there no meat at home?"

Lu Yun looked blank: "Yes, what's the matter?"

Yan Yan said quietly: "Then let's have sweet and sour short ribs tomorrow."

Lu Yun: "Pork is acidic, which is not good for your health. Why don't we go buy some beef tomorrow?"

Yan Yan thought that beef is also good, and steak is also good. Just as he nodded in satisfaction, he heard Lu Yun say: "Then let's eat boiled beef, soak it in water, and dip it in vinegar. .”

Yan Yan: ...

Can't we have something tasty?

Lu Yun continued on his own: "I've read it, we eat more liquid food and don't eat greasy things, it's good for the body, and you..."

Yan Yan understood, and asked bluntly: "So you won't have sex with me?"

Lu Yun was stunned: "Huh?"

He hadn't realized how the topic had changed so much.

"Because you are afraid that I will feel uncomfortable, so you would rather take a cold shower than touch me?"

Lu Yun: ...

He hummed stupidly.

"What about this number?" Yan Yan took out Lu Yun's cell phone, threw it on the table, and pointed to the number displayed on the phone screen, Jilin Province. "What's going on again?"

Lu Yun's face turned red all of a sudden, he snatched back the phone, and whispered, "I, I..."

Yan Yan originally just asked casually, but didn't expect to really know who the other party was.Everyone has their own secrets, and he doesn't need to break the casserole to find out.

But seeing Lu Yun's fierce reaction, he really became suspicious, looked at him half-sizing, and asked quietly: "Could it be that there is some little lover hiding?"

Of course, this was just a random question. He hadn't yet disbelieved Lu Yun so much.

But Lu Yun thought he was serious, so he got up in a hurry, stood up with a "bang", and even turned over the chair under him in a hurry, "Yanyan, I didn't, how, how could it be possible, I just, just..."

"What is it?"

Lu Yun gritted his teeth: "I just found an old Chinese doctor."

Before, Lu Yun saw someone casually mentioned a prescription on the gay website, saying that it was good for the recipient's health, but it was hard to get.

He saw it by accident, but after hearing Yan Yan's discomfort, he became interested and began to look up the prescription.He knew a friend who said he knew an old doctor of traditional Chinese medicine. In Jilin Province, he lived in the deep mountains and old forests. People in their 80s look no different from those in their 50s and [-]s.

Moreover, the old Chinese doctor himself also likes men, and has a lot of research on this aspect.

So Lu Yun asked people everywhere to find out the contact information of the old Chinese doctor, asked several people in the middle, turned several corners, and thought that he could not let Yan Yan know in advance. up.

The old Chinese doctor said that there is a hundred-year-old ginseng in the prescription, which is difficult to get and costs a lot of money.Lu Yun said that any amount of money is fine, but the old Chinese doctor said to wait, at least two months.

Lu Yun thought it would only be two months, and he would bear it for these two months, trying not to touch Yan Yan, and he has been here for more than ten years, so can't he wait for two months?

Who would have thought that he overestimated his endurance and underestimated Yan Yan's attractiveness.Even if you don't do anything at night, just looking at it will make you feel angry, so you have to go to the toilet to take a cold shower.

How could Yan Yan not discover such a situation?

After hearing his explanation, Yanyan didn't even know how to react, she had better sigh helplessly and said, "I don't feel uncomfortable, it's just..."

Lu Yun interrupted him: "No, even if you don't feel uncomfortable, if you feel uncomfortable, I should love you to death."

Yan Yan's lips moved, "Okay, then wait for two months."

Lu Yun opened his eyebrows and smiled, then drooped his eyebrows and said with a mournful face: "It's been two months! Call more to remind me!"

Yan Yan thought he was funny, he looked just like the pugs he saw before, the tossing master was annoyed, and the master got angry at him, so he followed the master disheveledly with ears shrugged, not daring to toss around.When the master felt distressed and coaxed him, he would revert to his old ways again, wagging his tail and jumping up and down. The noisy master wanted to strangle him to death.

But if the master really wants to be cruel and scold him, he feels reluctant.

Yan Yan had this kind of mentality towards Lu Yun. It was useless to scold him a few times, but he felt distressed again after a few more scoldings.

"Then why don't we go to Jilin? Then go directly to the Netherlands?"

"Okay." Lu Yun had no reason to object at all. What his wife said was correct, and asked casually, "What are you going to do in the Netherlands?"

Yan Yan looked at him leisurely: "What do you think?"

"Ah? Ah!!!" Lu Yun came to his senses immediately: "Get married?!"

Seeing Yan Yan nodding his head, Lu Yun was so excited that he picked up Yan Yan, ran around the room excitedly holding him, and murmured loudly: "Yan Yan! Yan Yan! I swear, in my life If I treat you well, I will treat you well in the next life, and I will only treat you well in every lifetime!"

Lu Yun was in a state of excitement all night, thinking about what to prepare for going to Holland, and thinking about whether to hold a banquet for the wedding.She was finally called to bed by Yan Yan, and when she fell asleep at three o'clock in the morning, she woke up excitedly, but she didn't dare to wake Yan Yan up, so she wanted to sneak up on the balcony and shout something.

Yan Yan woke up just in time and saw him getting up sneakily, her face darkened, and she kicked him, "Hurry up and sleep."

Lu Yun: ...

Although his little daughter-in-law is fierce, he just loves her very much.