How to deal with the ex stalker

Seeing the little fox sleeping comfortably, Yan Yue fell asleep in a daze, even forgetting that he was in the primeval forest.

The next day, the sun emerged from a corner of the mountain, revealing a warm pale belly.The first morning light shone on Yan Yue's body, bringing with it a slight warmth. As usual, he habitually reached out to touch his phone to check the time.

What he touched was something silky and satin-like. He closed his eyes and felt it, um...it was like skin, the skin feeling without any blemish made him couldn't help but touch it again.

Mmm... so comfortable.

Immediately there was a shock in his mind, and he opened his eyes suddenly.

It was clear that the little fox, who had changed back to human form at some point, was wrapping his legs and hands around himself, twisting his body dissatisfied with his actions, and rubbed against himself a few times.

Yan Yue took a deep breath, such a stunner was wrapped around him, and his whole body was naked, if he didn't respond, he wouldn't be a man.

I said silently three times in my heart, he is not human, he is not human, he is not human.

It doesn't seem to be of any use! ! !

Yan Yue's bedmates come and go constantly, there are men and women, if it follows the usual practice, there is no need to worry about it, and they will go straight to it.

The others seem to be no different from humans except that they are more beautiful than ordinary humans, or... Fuck him?

Yan Yue touched the little fox's long black hair, made up his mind, and kissed the little fox's eyes, um, very good, there was no resistance.

Just when he was about to start, who would have thought that the little fox probably didn't sleep well, rolled out, and just rolled away.

Yan Yue: ...

Just go away!

Get out! ! !

He withdrew his hand in embarrassment, touched his nose, secretly glad that there was no one else here.

When the little fox wakes up, he finds that he has no clothes on him. In fact, he has no habit of wearing clothes, but for new things, the little guy full of childlike innocence will not let go of the opportunity to try.

He picked up the T-shirt that he left without pity yesterday, pointed to the T-shirt, then pointed to himself, and said "Yahah" to Yan Yue twice.

Come and dress His Majesty the Fox.

Yan Yue: ...

He didn't even want to say that he understood.

After putting on the T-shirt for the little fox, Yan Yue turned around and went to look through the underwear and trousers in the backpack.

It's okay for the two of them to stay together, but if they go out, he doesn't want the little fox to be seen by others at all.

He took out his clothes and turned around to help the little fox put them on, but the little fox didn't know that he was actually naked, so he ran to look in the mirror happily.

Yan Yue: ...

He felt that he was speechless a little too many times.

I could only call the little fox back in a good voice, told him that he was not dressed yet, and asked him while putting on his underwear, "Do you know the way out?"

In fact, it was to divert attention. God knows how hard he endured it.

But the little fox didn't understand his mood at all. He was dissatisfied with being hugged by Yan Yue. He waved his hands and struggled, babbling and protesting non-stop.

Yan Yue grabbed his hand and threatened, "If you mess around again, I'll sell you!"

The little fox didn't move, and looked at Yan Yue, but there was a look of vigilance in his eyes.

Yan Yue secretly thought it was not good.

Sure enough, the little fox leaped forward, a stream of light flashed, and the whole body jumped behind the rock.

Yan Yue: ...

Why is this brat so disobedient!

The little fox was full of anger, and fixed his eyes on Yan Yue.What the elders said is indeed right, there is nothing good for human beings.Obviously the little stove is so obedient and cute, but in the end he still has to sell himself, hum!

Yan Yue approached the little fox on tiptoe, not daring to move too much, for fear of scaring the little guy away again.

The little fox bared, signaling him not to approach.

Yan Yue immediately stood still, and softly comforted: "I was joking with you just now, how could I be willing to sell you, come here and put on your clothes, okay?"

The little fox turned her head arrogantly, hum!

Yan Yue continued his efforts: "Be good, you look so good in the clothes, do you really not want to wear them? Huh?"

The little fox thought secretly, the small stove is actually pretty good, and the great fox is so powerful, the little human will definitely not be able to beat me, so let's just trust him for once!

snort!

This fox will not admit that he wants to wear nice clothes.

He strutted up and walked up to Yan Yue, and said "Yeah".

Quickly dress His Majesty the Fox.

Yan Yue let out a very doggy "chat". He was wearing casual underwear, which was a little looser, and when he wore them on the little guy, it looked ridiculously empty.

He held back his laughter, and put on the sweatpants for him again, um...it seemed too long, so he had to roll them up a few times.

After wearing it, I looked at the little fox's face, and he didn't seem to dislike it, so he said, "Okay, let's go and see if it looks good?"

The little fox jumped up and down to look in the mirror. Yan Yue was the first human being he had ever seen. Without a reference, he didn't know the concept of beauty or ugliness.

I saw myself in the mirror again. Foxes are inherently good-looking and very narcissistic species. No fox will admit that they are not good-looking.

He looked at Yan Yue, and then at himself.Hmm... I am very satisfied, His Majesty the Fox is so beautiful.

So the little fox wore a T-shirt that grew to his thighs, and sports pants whose crotch fell to his knees, and gave Yan Yue my best look.

Yan Yue: ...

After tossing and tossing for nearly an hour, Yan Yue glanced at the phone, it was already past eight o'clock, and the battery of the phone was almost dead, the key was that he was very hungry.After looking through the backpack, there were still a few packs of compressed biscuits, a few bottles of energy-enhancing water, two or three breads, and most importantly, there were two packs of instant noodles.

Yan Yue: ...

He really wanted to go back in time and give himself two slaps when he prepared the food.

Just as he was about to silently put away the instant noodles and nibble on two packs of biscuits, he was in a daze, and the instant noodles were taken away from his hand.

The little fox held up the instant noodles, "Yeah?"

What is this?

Yan Yue had no choice but to explain: "This is instant noodles, but there is no hot water here, so we can't..."

Before he finished speaking, the little fox snapped his fingers, and a blue flame burst out from his fingertips.

Yan Yue: ...

Say it silently three times, he is not human, he is not human, he is not human.

After he finished reading, he felt a little more calm and happy. The little guy seemed to be defenseless against himself at all. Should he be abducted?

One person and one monster successfully ate instant noodles.

Yan Yue had no feelings for this kind of junk food at all, but the little fox ate it happily.

He was very satisfied. Human beings are so lucky that they can eat such delicious things.Unlike their goblins, who can only eat some tasteless Qionglu, if they have time in the future, they must go to the human world to see and eat a lot of instant noodles!

Looking at Auntie Fox's happy face, Yan Yue felt that instant noodles were a kind of delicacy for the first time, even the French baked snails couldn't compare to its delicacy.

After eating, Yan Yue remembered his purpose, so he asked again: "Do you know the way out?"

Huh?

Huh!

Is the little stove going out?No, His Majesty the Great Fox cannot let this happen!

"Yeah! Yah!"

I know, but I won't let you out!

Yan Yue couldn't understand, and asked again: "Don't you know?"

"Yeah!"

Don't question your Majesty's IQ!

Yan Yue probably understood, his eyes fell on the clean noodle bowl that the little fox drank even the noodle soup, and said seductively: "Are you really not going out? If you go out with me, you will have instant noodles every day."

"ah!"

Is Your Majesty a fox who will be tempted by mere food?

"Hmm...not just instant noodles, there are many others. Let me think about it, do you know foie gras? Soak foie gras slices in milk, fry them in butter after they are fully flavored, and then..."

The little fox swallowed hard.

How can a small stove be so bad?Do you want to go out and see for yourself?But the human world is so dangerous, I have just transformed into a form, and my cultivation base is not yet stable, what if I am bullied?

"There is also lion head, which uses [-]% fat meat and [-]% lean meat plus ingredients such as green onions, ginger, eggs, etc. to chop into meat paste, and make meatballs the size of a fist. If the taste is a little lighter, you can steam it; if you want For a heavier taste, you can braise it in soy sauce, that taste!"

The little fox swallowed hard again.

As the great His Majesty the Fox, it would be a pity if he didn't enjoy the delicacy of the world.If it goes out, will the small stove protect itself?He looks so good.

The little fox gave Yan Yue an expectant look, Yan Yue understood instantly, and solemnly promised: "Don't worry, you can live with me, I will prepare a lot of food for you, how about it?"

The pretty fox rolled his eyes around, bared, and jumped behind the stone.

Yan Yue couldn't see his figure all of a sudden, thinking that the little guy disagreed, he hurriedly chased him a few steps, secretly annoyed that he was too impatient.

Unexpectedly, within a few minutes, the little fox appeared, holding a jade Guanyin bottle in his hand, and handed it to Yan Yue with a "ah".

Yan Yue was stunned for a moment, then took the jade bottle hesitantly, "Give it to me?"

Although he doesn't like antiques, his father has a lot of research in this area. There are hundreds of thousands of things in the house, and he has trained his eyesight to some extent.

You don't need to look closely, but you can tell that it is worth a lot based on the integrated texture of the whole body, even the most precious Song Dynasty door opener in my father's collection.

Such a precious thing, did the little guy really give it to him?

The little fox let out another "Yeah", as if thinking of something, pointed to the jade bottle, and made a gesture of drinking it.

Yan Yue pointed to his mouth, "Let me drink it."

The little fox nodded.

When he arrived in the human world, Xiaosuolu was responsible for his own food, clothing, housing and transportation. As the elders said, he should know how to reciprocate, so His Majesty decided to give him some of the precious treasure Qionglu.

You know, a long time ago, many bad humans wanted to get Qiong Lu.