My old attack is a knife

Hezhang stared at [the baby I bought], and then moved his gaze to the opened express package. Who could tell him that this black and dirty thing that looks like a fruit knife is the vibrator on the screen! ! !

After ordering Want Want, Hezhang hesitated a little. It wasn't that he couldn't bear to part with this black, dirty, rusty knife, but that it was almost Chinese New Year, and the courier service had stopped delivering. In addition, this massage stick wasn't worth much, but This tone is really hard to swallow.Quickly clicked to confirm receipt, and then immediately gave a bad review.

[The goods do not match the received goods, bad reviews, cheating sellers.Image] [image. 】The first picture is the twenty centimeters advertised on this website, simulating human body temperature, high-speed rotating and vibrating massage vibrator, and the back one is an open courier box with a dirty knife with rusty retro pattern placed horizontally .

Hezhang, who is emotionally clean, doesn't like one-night stands. He usually vents with his hands. However, during this period of time, the pressure is too high. When he browsed Taobao, this men's sex toy store popped up. Hezhang clicked to buy it by accident. I feel a little regretful, I don’t know if this thing on the Internet is not clean...

I didn't expect that the goods I received today were such a scam!

There was a rusty knife lying horizontally in the dirty cardboard box, and Hezhang felt his hands were dirty even picking it up to look at it, so he kicked the box to the side of the trash can.Looking at the time, it was five o'clock in the afternoon. In the morning, the eldest brother called and asked him to go home to have dinner with his father. He Zhang looked out the window. The snow had stopped, and it was white. Jin still got up and changed clothes quickly.Before going out, I picked up the garbage, and the goods that did not match the real thing were dumped in the garbage bag.

When we got downstairs, the garbage bag suddenly burst, the scattered snack bags fell all over the floor, and the black knife covered in residual snow lay coldly in the snow.Hezhang cursed in a low voice, pinched the mouth of the clean garbage bag, and threw the snack packaging bag on the ground into the garbage can first.

"Sir, you lost your things." The cleaning aunt shouted, picked up the black knife and handed it to Hezhang.

When Hezhang saw the knife, his face was not very good-looking, and he thanked Auntie Cleaning with a smile, "I just spilled some garbage, I really trouble you."

"It's okay, I'll do it with a sweep."

Hezhang glanced at the knife in his hand, stopped walking towards the trash can, and put the knife in his pocket by a whim.There was still snow on the road, and Hezhang drove slowly, and it was already past six o'clock when we got home.The nanny was cooking, and his father and elder brother were chatting in the living room. Seeing Hezhang came back, his elder brother shouted: "Sister Feng, it's time for dinner."

There was a cliché at the dinner table, the eldest brother of the He family was still persuading the younger brother to move back, but He Baba was happy, as long as Xiao Zhang liked it, as long as he came back more often and so on.

After finishing the meal at 07:30, it started to snow again outside, so He Baba and Brother He persuaded He Zhang to stay here for the night.

"It's not safe for you to drive on a slippery snowy day. If you stay for one night, you'll quit your job anyway and spend more time with your eldest brother and father." Brother He laughed.

Those who keep a Hezhang room at home, even if Hezhang moved out after graduating from university.The father and son had a conversation at night, and He Zhang felt sleepy and went back to the room early. When changing clothes, he fell out of the black knife from his pocket. When He Zhang picked it up, he accidentally stabbed it, staring at the big bean "It's all rusted like this, and it's still so sharp."

Throwing the black knife into the trash can casually, Hezhang found the medicine box to sterilize himself, it was black and dirty, it would be safer to get a tetanus shot tomorrow.But the wound was small and sterilized, so He Zhang didn't take it seriously and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

However, in the trash can, the black knife that Hezhang disliked was exuding red blood mist light, and soon, the red mist cleared, where is there still a dirty black knife in the trash can?On the clean and tidy bed, the tip of the black knife with a cold light could be vaguely seen under the pillow.

The steamy crane was wrapped in a bath towel and lay on the bed without the quilt. There was floor heating in the house, and it was snowing heavily outside, but it was still as warm as spring inside.Turning on the orange warm lamp by the bed, Hezhang yawned, and turned off the headlight with a blank expression.

Under the pillow, the tip of the knife flashed blood, and soon returned to its original state.

Hezhang stared at the desk lamp in a daze for a while, then yawned quickly, and fell asleep.

Mom, I'm in pain, don't kill me, Dad save me, save me------

He Zhang opened his eyes suddenly, his forehead was dripping with sweat, and his forehead was covered with cold sweat.The fragment in the dream seemed to happen yesterday. It had been many years, and he thought he had forgotten it long ago and didn't care anymore.

"Beep the dog." He cursed in a low voice.He Zhang sat up, and when he saw a dark place at the end of the bed, his pupils shrank, and he quickly took the water glass on the bedside table as if nothing had happened, and drank it in one gulp.

Put the empty water glass back to its original place, glanced at the corner of the bed casually, there was nothing there, he secretly heaved a sigh of relief, his face was hidden, and he lay back down again, but he couldn't sleep anyway, turned his head, and suddenly got close to the miserable The ghost head scared Hezhang into a shiver, the ghost obviously sensed something was wrong, and looked at Hezhang suspiciously.

He Zhang stretched out his arms calmly, passed through the female ghost's body and turned on the headlight. The female ghost was suspicious, so He Zhang didn't sleep at all, and calmly found a horror novel to read.

dong dong.

"Who?" Hezhang finished the novel and rubbed the bridge of his nose. The bloody female ghost beside his bed was still guarding him.

Outside the door, Big Brother He's voice said, "Why isn't Xiaozhang still asleep? I see that the light in your room is on, so you can't sleep?"

He Zhang got up, passed the female ghost lying beside his bed calmly, got up and opened the door, "Brother."

"Hey, seeing that the light is on, I'll make you a cup of hot milk, drink it and go to bed early." Brother He smiled and handed the milk cup to the younger brother, "If you are afraid, brother can sleep with you!"

Your 1.9-meter tall and strong man is so cute!Hezhang took the milk and gulped, "Thank you for the milk, hurry up and go to bed early, I am old and you still want to sleep with me! If you are lonely, hurry up and find a sister-in-law." Pass the milk cup to the elder brother , "Good night, brother."

Brother He took the empty cup, raised his head and rumpled the younger brother's stupid hair, and laughed, "Even if the elder brother has a sister-in-law, Xiao Zhang is the most precious of the elder brother. If you have a nightmare, come to the elder brother! The elder brother has a sister-in-law." 1.8 meters big bed!"

"Don't force yourself to be cute!" Hezhang complained, "It's gross, and I don't have a female ticket after I'm over 30. I really don't know what to say. You only have 1.8 meters for a 1.9-meter bed. See you soon!"

Brother He complained to his younger brother, and only listened to what he wanted to hear, "Next time, change to a two-meter one, so that if Xiaozhang has nightmares, he can curl up in his arms like when he was a child."

"Hehehe." Hezhang said that the elder brother was talking nonsense in a serious manner, when did he sleep in the same bed with him?He yawned, "I'm so sleepy, I'm going to bed, brother, go to bed early, don't hurt yourself at night."

"Okay, go to bed early." Brother He rubbed his younger brother's head, seeing that the hair was getting messier, he went back to his room in a good mood.

With Brother He's gag, He Zhang closed the door, even if he saw the female ghost staring at him with two big bloody eyes, she could still pretend nothing had happened.After getting into bed and turning off the headlights, the dim orange light gave off a faint light, He Zhang muttered: "Forget it, just be the bedside mother-in-law."

A good night's sleep.

Hezhang quit the job, and now he has no job and goes home to earn money.After breakfast, Big Brother He went to work, and Baba He went to dance in the square.His community is fairly well-to-do, and a club has been built, full of retired old men and women, calligraphy association dance exchange meetings and the like, Hebaba is free at home and has nothing to do, and goes there every day.

"Xiao Zhang, it's hard to come back, and you don't go to work, so stay at home for a few more days!" He Baba wanted to keep his youngest son before leaving, and said, "When I come back, Dad will make you squirrel fish."

"Dad, if you don't leave, Aunt Yaqin will find another dance partner." Hezhang joked as he bit an apple.

Hebaba blushed, "What nonsense." But hurried out.

Hezhang laughed loudly, gnawed on an apple and went back upstairs. He hadn't finished reading the horror novel he read yesterday.In the room, the "bedside mother-in-law" disappeared, and Hezhang was not surprised, sitting by the window and flipping through the novel.

At noon, I ate Hebaba’s squirrel fish. The eldest son had a box lunch at the company, and the youngest son had a small stove. It can be seen that Hebaba eccentrically went to the Pacific Ocean.As the Chinese New Year approached, the father and son finished their meal. He Baba took the youngest son to buy New Year’s necessities. When he came back, the road was slippery in the snow and he went out of the supermarket. He Baba fell down and couldn’t get up right away. Papa is going to the hospital.

Hebaba was wearing thick clothes and fell into the snow, so it was no big deal, but for safety's sake, Hezhang still listened to the doctor's advice and asked Hebaba to be hospitalized for a thorough examination.In the evening, Big Brother He also rushed over. Seeing that Big Brother was there, He Zhang went downstairs to buy some dinner and brought it up.

It was already dark, and Hezhang, who had bought dinner, was carrying takeaways, and when he entered the elevator, he felt a gloomy and cold air.He was the only one in the elevator, the elevator door closed, and there was a rustling sound behind him, but when Hezhang came in, there was no one there, he was the only one in the whole elevator.

Suddenly there was a hand on the shoulder, bloody, pale skin, but with long and round nails, it looked like a woman's hand.Hezhang whistled, and the elevator buttons jumped from the fourth floor to the fifth floor. His dad lived on the sixth floor, but he didn't move.

Hezhang knew that this female ghost did a good thing, the elevator lights began to blink, hehehe, this little trick is also trying to scare your grandpa! ! !

So Hezhang made a move --------

Pressed the emergency alarm bell, to no avail!

Crane Zhang spread his hands, damn it!He Zhang turned around abruptly, and the female ghost standing behind He Zhang was startled and took two steps back.

Even this ability is scary! !Hezhang said solemnly with a blank face: "Say it! What are you doing with me?"