He is happy at first sight

2013:

Jiang Ying Shuxie has been writing for so many years, and for the first time in history, there has been a suspension of updates, and this suspension lasted for more than a month.There is a request for leave in the copy, and the letter reads:

"I'm not in the right mood recently, and I'm always dissatisfied with what I write. I'm going to take a break for a while, and the return date is uncertain. I won't abandon the pit, and I won't be BE, don't be afraid."

What is even more annoying is that he is still updating Weibo every day, either going out for supper at night, going out to parties, or going out for a self-driving tour.The old man is having fun every day, and has no intention of updating at all, but it is hard for the little fans who have entered the pit.

A month later, Cheng Mu became angry, and started his journey of reminders on Weibo:

"Update soon! I have time to post on Weibo every day, but no time to update? You look at other authors, they are tens of thousands a month, and then look at you! I don't ask you what to write in the next chapter, you start with the title of the next chapter Are you ready?"

The other party replied quickly: "Little Chengzi, I have a lot of studies every day. Of course I go out to play and relax when I have free time, right. How can you be so inconsiderate of me? You don't really love me at all:)"

After Jiang Ying Shuxie said this, Cheng Mu also felt that he was a bit uncomfortable.However, when I looked at Jinjiang the next day, I found that the author's collection that was being updated was replaced by a derivative article?Cheng Mu's anger value approached one hundred percent.

"Big Daddy, you have time to write fanfic, but no time to write the main text!"

Then, Jiang Yu posted a Weibo at that time, but did not reply a single word to his private message.

"Last night, Zha Jisan suddenly came up with inspiration and wrote half of a fanart. If you like it, you can read it. Of course, I don't know when to write the second half:)"

Cheng Mu: ...

Don't talk, he wants to smash the computer!

2017:

Cheng Mu and the others went out together, wandering around Wujiaochang.

Cheng Mu clutched his mobile phone and card, acting like a battered little daughter-in-law behind Tong Ze.

Tong Ze was wearing a pair of wedge shoes and slim cropped trousers, deliberately revealing two strings of slender anklets, making thin bells ring when walking.The upper body is still wearing a flamboyant white shirt, but today I took off the clavicle chain and put on an even more exaggerated spike chain. It was obviously cloudy weather, but I insisted on wearing a pair of sunglasses, with my arms crossed over my chest, walking along the road Talk about gossip, and when you get excited, you will raise your orchid fingers.

"Hey, look at this billboard, S Xiaoxianrou is really a dog! Don't look at him sunny and gentle on the screen, he is a scum in private! He is obviously less than 1.7 meters tall, but he still wants to tease his old lady! Not because of the company's face, my aunt stepped on his face with her high heels on the spot!"

Cheng Mu nodded and said yes, but in fact he didn't know who the so-called S Xiaoxianrou was.At the same time, he expressed surprise at the behavior of this person who claimed to be his old lady, and accepted his incompetence.

Tong Ze glanced at him coldly, and snorted disdainfully: "Do you know who S is, yes!" After speaking, he took out a hand cream from his bag: "Autumn hands are so dry, cutie, I'll tell you You said, a man's hand is the second face, so I have to take care of it all the time, so I'll give you some. Ah Hang likes to kiss my fingers, and it's all because of proper maintenance, you know?"

Without further ado, he took the hand cream and applied it to Cheng Mu's hands.

Qi Wanzhu on the side beat her chest and stamped her feet: "Oh my God! Can you restrain yourself a bit, I'm not a girl, I'm a straight man, okay! I don't even have a hand cream in my bag! It's okay to look good and protect your skin. Why do you even want to show your boyfriend!"

Cheng Mengbi Mu: ...

Could this be the legendary shot while lying down?

He whispered forcefully: "Junior Sister, I don't show off anything, really!" He doesn't have hand cream, and he doesn't have a boyfriend... No, no, he doesn't even bend, okay!

Qi Wanzhu hummed angrily and didn't speak, Ji Kai ran to a small shop on the street and bought her an ice cream, and then he coaxed her.

Tong Ze stood by the side of the road, seeing that he had searched all over Wujiaochang but didn't find a suitable dress, with an impatient expression on his face: "I've visited all over here, can there be something better? Please forgive me How about your thin body and high-heeled feet?" As he spoke, he rubbed his sore feet, took out his cell phone and made a casual call.

Cheng Mu: It's tiring to go shopping in high heels, is it my fault?

then……

In less than half an hour, a babysitter's car stopped beside them with a slamming sound?Or sudden braking.

Cheng Mu jumped back in fright, and then saw a young brother coming out of the nanny's car.The little brother saw Tong Ze as if he was seeing his relatives, with that expression, he wished he could kneel down for Tong Ze on the spot, hug him and cry.

"My little ancestor, you showed up! Brother Hang is looking for you like crazy! It's fine if you don't go home, and you don't even turn on your phone. If I didn't stop you, Brother Hang would have called the police right now! Can it save you some time? I have helped you promote several big-name styles and makeup, and the popularity I have accumulated for so many years has all been lost in these few days!"

The little brother spoke so angrily and anxiously that he almost choked on himself. Since getting off the car, he has been serving Tong Ze as if he was his own ancestor, for fear that he would disappear inadvertently.

Tong Ze was unmoved by this, and even rolled his eyes at him.He calmly greeted Cheng Mu and the others to get in the car, gave the address, and talked to the little brother from the beginning to the end, then closed his eyes and went to rest calmly.

Cheng Mu looked embarrassed, and quietly tugged on Tong Ze's sleeve: "He is so worried, why don't you comfort him at all?"

Tong Ze's curled eyelashes moved, and a pair of long and narrow eyes turned to look at Cheng Mu: "Then you ask him, do you dare to ask for my comfort?"

Cheng Mu quietly looked at the younger brother who was driving beside him, and saw the latter's body stiffen suddenly, lightly wiped his forehead with his hand, and looked at Tong Ze with a guilty conscience.

"Don't dare! Little ancestor, I was wrong, really! This situation will definitely not happen in the future, I swear!"

Tong Ze snorted arrogantly, "Just drive your car well, just don't throw your aunt out", then turned his head and closed his eyes again.

The little brother and Cheng Mu did not dare to say a word in unison, and Qi Wanzhu and Zong Rui on the side even quietly acted as the background board, not daring to fart.

The car drove on the elevated road for about half an hour, made several turns, and finally stopped outside an alley.

This is a long and deep alley, not full of traces of tourists like Tianzifang, nor exaggerated like the old street, but green bricks and green tiles, permeating the ancient flavor from the bones.Although the alley is a bit narrow, it can be seen that all the house numbers have been independently designed, each with its own style.

Although the group of people looked very eye-catching, especially Tong Ze, an outlier, seemed out of place.But the people in this alley seem to have been used to this for a long time, and none of the passers-by cast a strange look.

Tong Ze took Cheng Mu's hand and walked in the front, looking like a good girlfriend from behind.

Along the way, there are clean taverns, as well as individual clothing stores and jewelry stores, which look like trendy brands, but are names that have never been heard.Cheng Mu looked around all the way, and finally was dragged to a small shop that didn't look too eye-catching. The decoration inside was all small and fresh tones of sky blue, which was very eye-catching.

As soon as he stepped through the door, he was greeted by a large group of white fur balls. When he took a closer look, it was a Satsuma half the height of a person.The snow-white hair is fluffy, as if he just took a bath, and his whole body is fragrant.

Tong Ze squatted down, and gently touched Samo's head with his fingers, narrowing his long and narrow eyes slightly, and a smile appeared on the corner of his lips.

"Long time no see, Xiaoman, do you miss brother?"

It's rare, this is the first time this man claims to be a male, Cheng Mu is also amazed, but due to the experience of being bitten by a dog when he was a child, he still has an instinctive fear of puppies, so he stands slightly away, but he can't bear the sight of his eyes. The fur balls are really cute, with a pair of eyes staring straight at it, full of envy.

"The busy man is finally willing to come over? What's the matter with you and Lu Hang? I just hung up on him. I'm looking for you. He looks very anxious."

It was a tall man who spoke, wearing a khaki sweatshirt, clean short hair, refreshing and stable, with one hand in his pocket and looking at Tong Ze who was squatting on the ground.

As soon as the words fell, a little lady rushed from upstairs, with fluffy yellow curly hair, she looked like a doll that came out of a cartoon. Seeing Tong Ze at this moment, she was very excited and waved to them while standing on the steps: "Brother Ozawa is here? Welcome!"

Satsuma, who was obediently begging to be plucked by Tong Ze just now, turned around and ran when he heard the voice, barked a few times at Mrs. Xiaozheng, and circled around him several times, wagging his tail back and forth, quite happy.

Xiao Zhengtai bent down and touched the dog's neck: "Xiao Xiaoman is good!" He turned to look at Tong Ze, "Brother Xiao Ze, why come here when you are free? Xiao Xiaoman and I miss you. Hey, these Is it your friend? The pure brother next door just brought desserts, I'll bring some for you, just in time to eat together!"

As he said that, he was about to run upstairs again, and within two steps of running, the tall man grabbed his collar and turned his hands around his waist.

"I'll go up and get it. You stay downstairs with Tong Ze and his friends, and look at the store by the way." As he spoke, he kissed Xiao Zhengtai lightly on the cheek, and went upstairs when he saw that Xiao Zhengtai's cheeks were slightly red.

Tong Ze clicked his tongue enviously, then turned to introduce Cheng Mu and the others.

"This is a friend's store, suitable for a cutie like Cheng Mu. The one who went upstairs just now is called Pei Wenman. You can call him Brother Man. This little one is called Qiu Yuexing."

"You can call me Xiaoxing or Xingbao." Qiu Yuexing took up the topic with a smile.

"Xingbao, this is Cheng Mu, choose something suitable for him." Tong Ze said, walked to the counter, picked up a ring, put it on Cheng Mu's hand, shook his head and said to himself, " Let someone look at it for you, don’t buy a ring yet.”

Cheng Mu: ...

Who is so-and-so... Thinking carefully, I was terrified, trembling!

Qiu Yuexing blinked and stared at Cheng Mu for a while, walked to the counter familiarly, and took out two long-sleeved shirts, light blue and light carmine, with a chain link deer printed on the left chest, looking pure Simple.

"Brother, try these two!"

Cheng Mu's eyes stared at the two gay clothes in the gay clothes, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead: Could it be that he is going to dress him up as a Barbie series...

No no, he refuses!

Then, while shaking his head, while...

Howling, Tong Ze kicked her into the fitting room.

#teacher help, your student pills! #

As a result, the two slightly feminine clothes worn on Cheng Mu's body not only did not give off a feminine feeling, but instead brought out his already clean temperament to the fullest.Even Cheng Mu looked at himself in the mirror in amazement.

Tong Ze finally chose the light carmine red one, and took out two simple sapphire blue ear clips from the jewelry box for him to clip on.

Qiu Yuexing nodded happily, casually grabbed a hairstyle for Cheng Mu's head, stared at the only pimple on Cheng Mu's forehead and frowned for a long time, and finally couldn't help but put a layer of powder and concealer on his entire face.

When Cheng Mu was completely finished, he turned and looked at his little friend, both Zong Rui and Ji Kai gave thumbs up.

"The appearance can be called the pinnacle of the emperor."

"Number one!"

Qi Wanzhu didn't say a word, picked up the phone and took a photo, and sent it directly to the school forum. The action was done in one go: "Wait for the forum to blow up."

Even Tong Ze nodded in satisfaction, "Ten times more handsome than S Xiaoxianrou, are you interested in making a debut?"