[Quick Transmigration] He is not human

Qi Anzhi heard a clear sigh, then Meishesha stood up, pulled him by the sleeves and carried him to the kitchen door, opened the door and threw him out.

'Snapped! '

As soon as he turned around, the door was simply closed.Qi Anzhi raised his eyebrows, and simply moved a chair and sat down in front of the kitchen door, waiting for Meishesha to come out after tidying up.

The sound of running water in the door and the overlapping and colliding of porcelain plates could be vaguely heard, and not long after, the door was opened again.

Meishesha came out and threw the hand towel on Qi Anzhi's head: "What useful thing can you do?"

Qi Anzhi took off the cloth cover on his head, held it in his hand and looked at it, and after confirming that he found nothing dirty, he spoke reassuringly to accuse the person who threw the cloth casually: "Everyone has something they are not good at, you even wear shoes On the other hand, I didn't throw my foot-washing cloth in your face!"

Meishesha frowned: "No one ever told me that this thing is divided into left and right sides, and I didn't spread shoes all over the floor and get dirty everywhere."

"No one ever told me that those two people would push the things on the plate all over the place." Qi Anzhi dragged the chair back to the dining table and stuffed it under the table, "Where did Taisha go? Lunch?"

"I used to think you could do everything, but you don't understand all of these basic life skills as a human being." Meishesha looked at Qi Anzhi suspiciously, "How did you survive?"

Qi Anzhi sat upright, then raised his head and thought for a while: "Ah, let me tell you, it's like the nobles here have their own butlers. In our place, you don't have to do everything by yourself. I can hire housekeepers for housework, I can go to restaurants to fill my stomach, and I can have instant noodles when I am too lazy to go out, and I can go back to my hometown to eat home-cooked food made by Laodou at any time, um... there is nothing that I have to do by myself.”

Besides operating on patients, that was his job.

Meishesha was silent for a while, and then said: "Although I didn't understand some of the content, I probably understand it. What you mean is...you mass-produce waste there."

These words choked Qi Anzhi, he didn't expect to refute like this for a long time, and finally said: "This is a guarantee of our superior life, and we have saved more time to do other meaningful things."

Those deep sea-like eyes were half closed, and Meishesha looked down at Qi Anzhi's slightly raised lips, and said softly: "Something more meaningful? Like what you did to Effinia, Evan, etc. , Vios and Brigitte? I hate the truth in your mouth more and more."

There was a slight sound from the key of the wooden double door, and the two people at the dining table turned their heads to look.

Tessa opened half of the door and walked into the room, then closed the heavy door with her backhand, and she held some fruits and vegetables and meat in her other hand.

Qi Anzhi stared at the basket in her hand: "You guys go out to buy these every day? I never noticed."

"Otherwise, where did all the food you eat come from?" Taisha rolled his eyes at him.

Qi Anzhi thought for a while and said, "Isn't there a cow in our backyard?"

The girl impatiently picked out a fruit from the basket and threw it at Qi Anzhi, saying bitterly: "I don't want to discuss these issues with you idiot who grew up in the palace. But I must remind you that among us No one has ever been in a slaughterhouse, so no one knows how to kill that goddamn cow, which is eating up the back garden!"

After Taisha left the sight of the two, Meishesha nodded pertinently: "I like the first sentence she said."

"Huh?" Qi Anzhi gnawed out a big dent in the apple in his hand, and said while chewing on the crisp flesh, "I have a good suggestion, that is, let's not quarrel over who is more idiot, big brother Don’t laugh, second brother, you are a thousand-year-old monster, and in some respects you are not at the same level as Rococo.”

The millennium-old demon Meishe stared at Qi Anzhi, and suddenly showed a sneer expression: "Just say one more word, and the grass on your grave will be twice as tall by this time next year."

Qi Anzhi shrugged his shoulders, gestured to him with an ok gesture, then put his hand at the corner of his mouth to zip the zipper, and then fell completely silent.

Taisha's craftsmanship is naturally inferior to Memla, who has been alone for decades. Qi Anzhi chewed the steak as if he was chewing gum and couldn't swallow it for a long time. He was afraid of choking himself.Taisha's eyes flicked back and forth between the two of them. For some reason, the dining table was so strangely quiet today, which made her feel a little uncomfortable while eating.

Seeing that neither of them wanted to speak, Taisha gave a dry cough and started a topic at random: "When is your birthday?"

"Birthday?" Meishesha raised her eyes and glanced at Taisha suspiciously.

"It's the day of birth, September [-]th." Qi Anzhi mentioned Zai Luoyi's birthday. In previous years, this little wizard's birthday was very ostentatious, and the king tried his best to please him.

"I don't know. At that time, I didn't know how human beings keep their diaries." Mishesa recalled, "I was born at night."

Qi Anzhi put on a half-smile expression, and blurted out mocking words again: "Well, night is really a rare day, it only happens once a year."

Meishesha put down the knife and fork, and looked at him: "I can fully hear what is being said to be mocking me now, don't force me to find something to cover your mouth."

"It's amazing, you've learned a practical skill." Qi Anzhi raised his brows neatly, "Since you don't know your own birthday, why don't you celebrate it with me in the future."

Meishesha categorically and neatly vetoed: "No."

But his objection was completely overruled by Taisha, the girl looked at Qi Anzhi and asked him, "How are you going to live?"

It was Qi Anzhi who asked, "Are you dissatisfied with my birthday?"

"That's not true, it's just that I reject your ridiculous way of celebrating, like those celebrations." Meishesha didn't hide her plan at all: "You gather a lot of messy people of the same kind, and then make a noise and announce some meaningless words .”

"Birthdays are very interesting! You can receive gifts from others, and...the others are pretty much the same as what you said." Tessa gradually lowered her voice in the middle of her words, and finally closed it altogether. Mouth bowed his head to eat his own lunch.

"Hey, that's not bad. You and I have a one-day birthday, and we can exchange birthday gifts." The silver-haired human youth's eyes lit up, "Although I don't expect you to give me any normal birthday gifts."

"I'll say it again, no." Meishesha paused, and then said, "No means that I don't want to celebrate my birthday, and I won't celebrate your birthday for you. I don't want to receive some useless waste products, and then have to work hard Think about what to give you."

Qi An Zhiha laughed aloud: "You only look a little bit in line with your age now, like an old antique who finds life boring."

Meishesha remained silent, and from his expression, it could be seen that he really wanted to strangle Qi Anzhi to death.

It seems that Rococo is not simply coughing, and has not come back after a long time, but the troubles appeared first.

At this time, Qi Anzhi was being escorted by Meishesha to wash the tableware used at noon. He believed that this cliff was malicious revenge from Meishesha. Now this person is not even allowed to make jokes. He wasn't this bad before.

It was rare for Qi Anzhi to look dejected. He took a new dishcloth and wiped the tableware under the running water. When Meishesha turned around and rolled his eyes, suddenly Taisha's scream came from the hall.

"what----!"

The young man by the sink stopped what he was doing, raised his head and exchanged a glance with Meishesha, then immediately dropped the wet cloth, knife and fork and rushed out of the kitchen towards the middle hall with him.

On the steps leading to the second floor, the unkempt prince escaped from the water room at some point. His hands and the white lining covered with many gray stains were covered with a lot of sticky dark red. Holding the dagger that Qi Anzhi gave to him and Bi Ji at the beginning, which was said to be able to lift the curse.

Taisha ran behind Qi Anzhi and Meishesha the first time they appeared, and asked nervously, "Why did he escape?"

"Obviously, he used the knife I gave him to separate the rope, and he probably killed someone." Qi An shielded Taisha behind him without any trace, and then looked at the obvious emotion and took a step forward. Step towards Vios who was approaching him.

The man stretched out his two hands towards him, and gestured closer: "Zailuoyi, look... I killed Brigitte as you said, don't be angry with me anymore, don't treat me like this."

"Killed?" The nobleman showed some innocent expression, and then smiled successfully, "I'm sorry, I was just joking, even if you killed Brigitte with that knife, the curse still won't work." It will be lifted. You see, your hand bones have been exposed, and it is still foaming."

Hearing this, Vios stared at the palm of his hand in horror, he began to tremble, and his voice was bent: "Zailuoyi, you will save me, you will save me, right? The person killed, you come to help me lift the curse, we are still together as before."

"The person who hinders us?" Qi Anzhi chuckled after repeating this sentence, his eyebrows were raised, and he raised his head to look contemptuously at the person approaching step by step, "For me, the only person who will hinder us now is My person is you, recognize the reality Weioss, the person who really likes you is Brigitte, I am just forced to stay with you all the time."

These words obviously made the other party completely manic, Mei Shesha looked at the people who were getting closer, grabbed Qi Anzhi's wrist with one hand and dragged him and Taisha behind her.

In the eyes of Vios, this kind of behavior is automatically classified as an intimate interaction. He noticed that the two were wearing clothes that were unintentionally different, and started to yell. The jealousy in his eyes was about to overflow, and he raised the sharp weapon in his hand and strode forward. Stepping forward: "It's this monster that bewitched you! You're talking nonsense, Zaloy couldn't have said that to me! It's you, the monster, who bewitched him, and he will recover after you die!"

Qi Anzhi played with the bright and smooth red hair in his hands, and gradually narrowed his eyes slightly as he listened to Vios' words.

"Be careful not to be hurt by the knife." He stepped forward and left the protected area of ​​Mishesha, tilted his head to one side, frowned and said to Vios: "You are so dirty."

Qi Anzhi's proactive approach made him happy, but the words "you're so dirty" immediately extinguished all the hope he had just ignited.At this time, Meishesha took off the necklace around her neck, wrapped her long and powerful tentacles around a table leg, and violently lifted the long table and threw it towards Vios.

The prince, who had always been spoiled and raised and was not much better than Zaloy, naturally had no experience in fighting. He was smashed by the long table and fell flat on the ground.Taking advantage of this opportunity, Qi Anzhi stepped forward to snatch the dagger from Wei Aosi's hand, then stepped on his shoulder, turned around and said to Meishesha: "Shut him back, it's best to find an iron man." Chain. The corpse doesn’t need to be cleaned up, just let them stay together, don’t go back to the water room for now.”

"En." Meishesha pushed the table back, and then a tentacle rolled up the prince who was stepped on by Qi Anzhi, lifted him up and hung him in mid-air away from her, and took him away.

"No! Zaloy, Zaloy!" Vios reached out his hand towards Qi Anzhi who was talking with Taisha. His last hope was shattered. Taisha shook his head and said in disbelief: "He actually Did you really believe your nonsense and kill that woman?"

Qi Anzhi laughed twice: "I still have a high degree of credibility when I tell lies."

It wasn't until it was almost dark that the four came back. Qi Anzhi took Luo Keke from Memla's arms. The little girl looked pretty good, but she started coughing as soon as she entered the room.

Qi Anzhi saw that her little face was redder than the one on the Internet, so he stretched out his hands and touched her forehead: "I have a fever, what's the result of the diagnosis?"

Memla's expression wasn't pretty, and she shook her head: "The people in the hospital said it was a common cold, but on the way back she coughed up a mouthful of blood."

Both Jill and Mosen kept their heads up, looking worriedly at Rococo who was being hugged by Qi Anzhi, one of the boys blamed himself, "It's all our fault for not stopping her."

"Coughing up blood? Don't worry, maybe it's just a little shock from coughing too hard." Qi Anzhi comforted him repeatedly, and looked at Meishesha at the side, "I might need to borrow some of your aquatic plants."

Meishesha had no objection and nodded in agreement.

Luo Keke lay on Qi Anzhi's shoulder, and whispered to him, "Zai Luoyi, I ate a jar of raspberry jam this morning. Is the jam broken? I coughed up a lot of red .You can't tell Memla, she will quarrel with me."