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Since the 23s AD, holographic online games have entered thousands of households and become a new type of game that is popular all over the world.In addition, a market monopoly situation has also been formed, and it has lasted for a long time.

It is now in the 23s AD. After staying in the game for two days, Cheng Tan tried to exit the game for the 40th time but saw that the system still indicated that the exit failed. Cheng Tan smashed the table annoyed and cursed in a low voice. .

Hearing the sound, the alarmed guard ran over, "Your Majesty, what happened?"

"...It's okay, you guys back off." Cheng Tan rubbed his forehead and waved his hands.The guards looked at each other in blank dismay, but due to their awe of the royal family, they did not dare to ask more questions, so they saluted and retreated together.

Suddenly Cheng Tan was the only one left in the huge palace. Even though he had been here for two days, he still couldn't get used to the environment around him.

Exquisite bronze wares, a dazzling array of porcelain decorations, smooth and warm warm jade slabs, from the beams to the thresholds, all show the magnificent architecture and admirable style of the palace.

And this is something that is absolutely absent in modern times.

Realizing that the system is being repaired internally, the player cannot log off voluntarily, and the news that the player can only be forcibly exited by clearing the game is not to intimidate the player, Cheng Tan began to hope that another person who was as unlucky as him could join him as soon as possible.

Only if the two of them work together and finish the damn mission together can they hope to return to the modern world.

However, it was a long wait to welcome Cheng Tan, and the situation finally ushered in a turning point until his throne began to shake.

One day, a guard who brought an urgent report suddenly broke into the palace.His manner was flustered, and his armor was smeared with hideous blood.

When the guard saw Cheng Tan, he dropped to the ground on one knee, and said in a distressed tone: "Your Majesty! The city gate has been breached by rebels, and a large number of assassins have broken into the palace. Please follow me to the secret passage to hide for a while." .”

What?Break through so quickly?Cheng Tan was a little surprised by the high efficiency of those rebels, "Where did those assassins attack?"

"Mingsheng Palace and Xingle Palace have been occupied by lunatics, and they are now attacking Changzhang Palace!" Seeing that Cheng Tan was still in the mood to ask about the battle situation, the guards were afraid that the brothers would not be able to stop the assassins if they didn't hurry up, so they even kowtowed. After touching both ends, he repeated, "Your Majesty! Please follow me to the secret path!"

Cheng Tan saw that the other party was knocking on the floor like desperately, and began to hesitate whether to hide for a while with this desperate Saburo.But he felt a pity to let him give up such a good opportunity to meet the protagonist.

Time passed by every minute and every second, just when the guards decided to take the man away first, and plead guilty to Cheng Tan after escaping the crisis, the clanging and clashing sound of iron armor from outside the hall already showed the fact that it was too late for them to escape .

A large group of people holding iron swords and wearing armor swarmed in.The guard's scalp tightened, and he quickly got up from the ground, drew out the saber at his waist and pointed at the many rebels.

The battle was on the verge of breaking out, and the phrase "catch the dog emperor" shouted from one person became the starting point of the battle.

Several assassins were ordered to attack directly, but fortunately the guards were very skilled, with one against three, they vowed to protect Cheng Tan's safety to the death.

From the word "loyalty", the guard can be called a model official.After all, Cheng Tan's current identity is set in the game as a violent, cruel and unkind emperor, completely worthy of the word "dog emperor", and he is not wronged at all.

And the guard who was set up as a die-hard fan was desperately resisting the attack, while hoping that their majesty could see the right time to escape quickly, but after he took the time to glance back at Cheng Tan, he was so angry that he almost turned against him. He was actually watching a play!

Standing there, Cheng Tan didn't seem to realize that his current situation was quite bad. There were even moving tears in his eyes, and he stared straight at the leader of the assassins.

Cheng Tan swears that when he saw Tao Xu, he really had the urge to cry with joy. Even though the other person was the person he hated the most in his heart for many years, he was really happy to be able to join the familiar person in the game !

"Tao Xu! What the fuck are you making me wait for? Aww!" The body of a certain thief was hung on the leader of the rebel army.

Assassin leader: "..."

Guard: "..."

Other Assassins: "..."

There was silence for a long time, and the leader of the assassins with a cold face pulled off the dog emperor who was crying and wiping tears on his body, and then ruthlessly chopped him down with a hand knife.

When Cheng Tan heard Tao Xu say "drag the person away" before he fainted, he gave him the middle finger with all his strength.

Those who dare to play dirty with me, you just wait for me!

As he wished, Tao Xu didn't keep him waiting.

They met again soon in prison, the difference was that he was tied to a stake, while the other was sitting comfortably on a chair drinking tea.

Tao Xu changed his clothes, the elegant green robe softened the hostility on his face and gave him a bit of Confucianism.

Cheng Tan looked at him, and when he saw the sincere sarcasm in his eyes, he began to be a little uncertain whether the person in front of him was really the Tao Xu he knew.After thinking about it, he hesitated and asked, "Are you... Tao Xu?"

Tao Xu looked up at him contemptuously, "Thanks to His Majesty for knowing the grassroots."

"...You're not Tao Xu." Although he really didn't want to praise his rival for many years, he had to say that the Tao Xu he knew would never speak in such a weird tone.

Seeing Tao Xu looking at him like a madman, Cheng Tan couldn't help coughing twice, and explained: "I mean... I know someone who looks exactly like you."

"Really?" Tao Xu smiled, "Is he a friend of His Majesty?"

"..." Cheng Tan rolled his eyes, how could I be friends with my deadly enemy!

Tao Xu's hand holding the teacup froze, a little unsure if he saw a very vulgar gesture from a person who should be very particular about etiquette as a royal family.

Fortunately, he is not interested in Cheng Tan, and even less interested in the person Cheng Tan said looks exactly like him. What he is interested in is only Cheng Tan knows the correct way to take out the artifact.

"Help me take out the piercing bow, I will let you die quickly."

"...Even if you want to kill me, at least you have to lie to me and say that you will spare my life if you obediently take out the Sky Piercing Bow for you, right?"

"One word from a gentleman is hard to follow." Tao Xu looked at him like an idiot.

Facing this face that looked exactly like his mortal enemy, and hearing the other party's mocking tone, Cheng Tan began to curse in his heart that someone who looked like Tao Xu was really not a good thing.

Although he scolded very vigorously in his heart, his face remained calm, and Cheng Tan said expressionlessly: "I forgot how to take it out."

"Your Majesty, would you like to taste what it's like to be served by torture?"

"...I remembered again."

Tao Xu chuckled, obviously very satisfied with the current affairs attitude of the dog emperor who is greedy for life and afraid of death.He asked someone to untie Cheng Tan, and he also asked someone to bring delicious food for him to have a full meal, and let him help take out the piercing bow tomorrow.

This is a reprieve in the true sense, but the sad thing is that Cheng Tan doesn't even know what a piercing bow is, let alone the correct way to take it.

The system only gave him the identity of Cheng Tan in the game, but forgot to give him character information and background information.

Does piercing the sky sound like a dick when you hear it?Such an artifact will definitely become one of the protagonist's many golden fingers, okay?

Judging from the fact that he doesn't even know what the artifact is, he must not be the protagonist, okay?

So whoever loves takes it ╮(╯▽╰)╭

↑Cheng Tan thought in a broken jar.

Knowing that death is imminent, Cheng Tan has a mysterious calmness.Anyway, he knew that due to the national policy, no matter how elaborate the holographic online game was developed, it was impossible for anything that happened in the game to affect the personal safety in reality.

So, on the sunny second day, Cheng Tan had another full meal. It wasn't until he was brought into the royal mausoleum by the puppet Tao Xu that he said frankly, "My child, didn't your father teach you not to listen to strangers?" "Do you know you were cheated by me?" Sao Nian "Oh, by the way, thank you for the meal, it was really good."

Seeing the dog emperor's frightened look, the fake Tao Xu was moved by his insistence on dying and never giving up, so he drew his sword and stabbed the dog emperor directly in the heart.

Cheng Tan looked up to the sky and laughed three times, slowly pulled out the sword from his heart, and said in awe while pulling out: "I'm stupid, I'm a RMB player! It's a cheat! I can't die!"

After finishing speaking, seeing that the other party didn't respond, he couldn't help but follow the fake Tao Xu's eyes to look at his severely injured heart, and before he could sigh with emotion, wow, the human blood spurting machine...he fell to the ground and died breathe.

Extraordinary!The dog emperor lost his mind due to suspicion, and died stupidly in his own imperial tomb!

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