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When Cheng Tan woke up and opened his eyes to see the xylophone lying quietly beside him, he was so excited that he almost fainted again.

"This is a divine weapon." Cheng Tan caressed the body of the piano with both hands, as if feeling the hope of returning home.

They have obtained two of the four major artifacts, and if they work harder to bring the remaining two artifacts into their hands, they will be able to say to Zha You for nothing!

Thinking of this in his heart, Cheng Tan's mood became high again, and he didn't notice a familiar figure sitting beside the wooden table not far away until his excited mood subsided a little.

"Dead scum?"

Tao Xu turned his face expressionlessly.

Cheng Tan breathed a sigh of relief, "Why don't you make a sound, it's scary."

Tao Xu didn't speak, and put on a Chinese character face that you owed me 100 million.

Cheng Tan was inexplicably flustered, he held Yong Mingqin's hand tightly, and asked hesitantly, "What's wrong? Did something bad happen?"

"What's wrong?" The corners of Tao Xu's mouth curled up coldly, but his eyes were staring at him very hotly.

Cheng Tan's face suddenly blushed uncontrollably, and he deliberately said in a rough tone: "If you have anything to say, just tell me, you scumbag."

"Is that so?" Tao Xu raised his voice slightly, then got up suddenly and walked slowly towards him.

Cheng Tan's heart instantly rose to his throat, and the memories that made him blush and heartbeat began to play backwards in his mind.When looking back on the memories that made him almost cry from pain, he was in a bad mood.Cheng Tan looked at the dead scum approaching step by step, his body trembled slightly.At this moment, he very much hoped that this short distance could be extended, so that he would have enough time to think about how to deal with it.

However, before he could think of a way to deal with it, the person had already walked in front of him.

Tao Xu leaned over and looked at him, like a beast looking at its prey.

Cheng Tan couldn't help but move his butt back, set his eyes on the other party's exquisite clothes, and said without any confidence: "Why are you so close to me, get away from me."

"I want to be closer to you." There was a slow and deep voice above his head, and Cheng Tan felt his ears start to burn like his face, and his heart was beating extremely fast.

"I like you." Said the voice.

...Well, I know you like... eh? !

Cheng Tan's body froze, and he raised his head in disbelief, while Tao Xu also leaned down at this moment, pressed his lips with incomparable precision, and began to lick them gently.

……

=mouth=! ! ! ! !

"Damn scum!" Cheng Tan yelled sharply.

"How did I offend you again?" The voice said suspiciously, Cheng Tan opened his eyes and found that standing in front of him was the devil who was thinking about his delicate little chrysanthemum, and suddenly became angry, "Pa—— With a sound, he slapped him, and with his movement, a bright red handprint appeared on Tao Xu's face, and on it was written the four characters "Gift from a White Chicken".

"..." There was silence.

After a long time, Cheng Tan came back to his senses and asked in a daze, "Am I dreaming?"

"If you hate me like this even in your dreams, then you're not dreaming." Tao Xu said coldly, shaking his sleeves and leaving.

Cheng Tan was anxious, and blurted out: "Hey scum!"

Hearing his call, the figure with his back facing him froze for a moment, but when he still didn't hear him continue after waiting for two seconds, Tao Xu couldn't help a self-deprecating smile, and then continued at an even faster speed. left the room.

Seeing the hem of his clothes disappear before his eyes, Cheng Tan clenched the quilt with a little more force, feeling extremely complicated.

It always felt like... something wasn't quite right with either of them.

Cheng Tan, who didn't dare to think deeply about the reason, spent a day of fear. He thought that Tao Xu would not meet him again in a short time in a fit of anger, but what he didn't expect was that the two of them met again that night. up.

Location: own room

Characters: dead scum and handsome self

Time: midnight, midnight, midnight, half!night!three!Even!

The drowsy Cheng Tan squinted his eyes and looked at the table while playing chess with Duke Zhou with half of his soul.

"Meng Ru said that he had inquired about the whereabouts of the Immortal String. One said it was in the Devil's Cave, and the other said it was in the Valley of Many Blades." The deep and magnetic voice sounded like a lullaby to him, as gentle as if there was a book hidden in a winter day. Covered with warm blankets.

"The environment of Devil's Cave is dangerous, and it is rumored that only the most mysterious Qingming Sect lives there."

Duke Zhou stroked his beard, moved a soldier with a smile and began to attack his general, Cheng Tan suddenly became mad, and began to study the escape route or the effective way to survive after death.

"And there is a family of weapons in the Valley of Many Blades, so there are many traps..." Tao Xu analyzed, seeing that the young man had closed his eyes and began to snore, he couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, and yelled out his face expressionlessly. The name, "White Chicken!"

"Ah!" Cheng Tan woke up suddenly when the chessboard with his head as big as a bucket turned into a dining table, and when he saw the expressionless Tao Xu, he immediately made a serious face and said, "Very good, just brush the surface with a layer of honey. Can make roast chicken."

"..."

Cheng Tan, who started to wake up, realized that it was him who was being called by the other party, and couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, but before he could complain, he was stillborn when he saw the other party's calm face.

"Sorry, I was distracted for a moment... What did you just say?"

"The Immortal String may be in the Devil's Den or in the Valley of Many Blades. I want to ask your opinion."

"Ah? Oh, opinion... opinion..." Cheng Tan thought for a while, "Why don't you go to the Valley of Blades first."

"reason?"

"Closer."

"..." Tao Xu's face was so dark that ink dripped out, "Do you know that we are discussing the whereabouts of the immortal string?"

"I know."

……

Knowing that you are still such a joke!

Tao Xu frowned and said, "Don't you want to go home?"

"Who said that?!" Cheng Tan's eyes widened.

"I was discussing the whereabouts of the artifact with you, but you didn't pay attention at all."

"Don't worry? Darling! Do you know what time it is? It's midnight! Twelve o'clock! Twelve o'clock!!" Cheng Tan became angry, pointing to his face and said, "It's shameless not to sleep at twelve o'clock. Ah, do you know that!"

"Anyway, it's not your face." Tao Xu said indifferently.

"..." Cheng Tan wiped his face, and his anger disappeared.Instinctively, if the conversation between the two of them was heard by others, they would be tied up and sent to the crematorium, so he lowered his volume, and said in a negotiating tone with a hint of flattery, "My lord, it's better to discuss this matter tomorrow." Discussion? It’s not too long before you want to go home in a hurry, don’t you think?”

Tao Xu looked at the young man with a flattering face, hesitated for a moment and then nodded.

Seeing that Cheng Tan seemed to be released, he jumped up with a "yeah", and jumped onto the bed as fast as a rabbit being chased by a dog. He fell asleep within a few seconds after his head touched the pillow.

But just after falling asleep for a while, he was woken up again by Tao Xu.

If he didn't know that the other party could subdue him with one move, Cheng Tan felt that he couldn't help but smash the jade pillow on his head.

"In order to hurry up and improve efficiency, I decided to divide the troops into two groups. You represent the Blood Castle to participate in the mechanism competition in the Valley of Many Blades, and I will lead another team to the Devil's Den." Tao Xu's voice was very calm, as if he was not You can see the anger on the face of the person in front of you.

"Since you've already made up your mind, why are you waking me up?" Cheng Tan gritted his teeth.

"I told you to get up and pee." After speaking, before the person in front of him could react, Tao Xu turned and left the room, leaving Cheng Tan alone on the bed with a dazed expression.

After a long time, until Tao Xu had already walked back to his room, he heard an earth-shattering roar coming from the direction of Cheng Tan's room.

"Piss your sister!!!"

……

Even swearing, it seems that he hasn't been taught a lesson yet.

Tao Xu feels that the revenge plan has a long way to go.

The next day, Chef Wang, who was in charge of the kitchen, found out that the apprentice who said "I'll help" but in fact "I'm here to help" was driven aside by himself, and sat at the table with an expression of "I'm going to die." Drowsy, looks very bad.He was puzzled, and couldn't help asking with concern: "Apprentice, what's wrong with you?"

"Master, I'm so sleepy, my butt hurts..." Cheng Tan squinted his eyes, and the sentence that should have been particularly angry was uttered weakly by him.

Chef Wang was distressed, "What's wrong with you?"

"Anyway, it's Tao Xu's fault!" This sentence was powerful. After finishing speaking, Cheng Tan took a piece of pastry from the table, and walked away in a rhythmic pace while eating, leaving Chef Wang alone. He looked at his distant figure suspiciously.

Why can't sleep well and butt pain have something to do with the landlord?Could it be...

With a "bang", the shovel fell to the ground.