Irreverent and Good Xiaobai

If there is one, there will be two, if there is two, there will be three, and if there is no three, there will be no courtesy!

Bu Xiaobai followed the teaching of his teacher Wang Dong and applied this sentence to Hao Zhengjing.

His "sleepwalking" attacks irregularly, sometimes every three to five days, sometimes two or three days in a row, it all depends on how thick-skinned Bu Xiaobai is.He thinks he knows how to advance and retreat, and if Hao Zhengzheng is particularly tired or impatient that day, he will stop for a few days.

Of course, I was accused and scolded in person.But every time Bu Xiaobai would pretend to be cute and pitiful, and instead blamed Hao Zhengjing for not being considerate of patients, which was beyond his control, leaving Hao Zhengjing helpless.

So Hao Zhengjing came up with the trick of locking the door.However, one day after waking up and opening the door, he found that Bu Xiaobai was only wearing thin pajamas, lying sound asleep in front of his door, almost being stepped on by himself, so he gave up resisting.

Since he likes his bedroom, give it to him.

One day, Hao Zhengjing deliberately waited for Bu Xiaobai to sleepwalk and go to the wrong room, then got up and moved to Bu Xiaobai's room to sleep.

Unexpectedly, when he woke up the next day, Bu Xiaobai was still lying next to him, and it got worse, not only buried his face in his arms, but also put his hands and feet on his body, and like a kitten getting close to its owner, he kept rubbing his nose against him intentionally or unintentionally. jaw.

The desire in the lower body almost raised his head again, Hao Zhengzheng tried his best to pull away the little kitten who was pulling on his body without knowing how to measure.

Originally only 50.00% sure, now [-]% sure.

Bu Xiaobai doesn't have sleepwalking at all, it's all fake!

"Bu Xiaobai!" Hao Zhengjing yelled at Bu Xiaobai who was pretending to be asleep.

"Huh? Is it dawn? You are up, be careful when you go out, go to work, I will sleep for a while~"

The little guy with first-class acting skills was still putting on a show, turned his back to Hao Zhengzheng, and buried his face in the pillow.

"Still pretending! You don't have sleepwalking at all, right?!"

Hao Zhengjing pinched Bu Xiaobai's chin lightly, turned his face to himself, and saw that he was suppressing a smile.

Bu Xiaobai couldn't bear it anymore, and finally smiled with his eyes wide open.

Only then did Hao Zhengjing notice that Bu Xiaobai had smiling eyes.There are a few shallow lines at the end of the eyes, really like a kitten.

"stop laughing!"

Hao Zhengjing said in an angry voice, but his expression betrayed that he was not very angry.

"When did I admit that I have sleepwalking?" Bu Xiaobai asked proudly.

"you...!"

Hao Zhengzheng was so angry that his teeth itch, but there was nothing he could do about it. Bu Xiaobai really didn't seem to admit it.

Bu Xiaobai regained his serious expression, stared into Hao Zhengzheng's eyes and said, "But I have another symptom..."

Hao Zhengzheng expected that he would say another joke, but after hearing this absurd joke, there was another reaction.

"I can't sleep without sleeping with Hao Zhengzheng."

The self-control was so bad, Hao Zhengzheng covered his face and criticized himself wildly in his heart.

Then he heard Bu Xiaobai ask, "Want to help?"

"No... um!"

Hao Zhengzheng couldn't say it completely without using two words, and Bu Xiaobai helped Hao Zhengzheng again.

I don't understand how the relationship between him and Bu Xiaobai developed to such a point. Originally, he only wanted a safe name partner.

An Fen... These two words have nothing to do with Bu Xiaobai.Why did I choose him in a moment of confusion?

in the president's office.

Secretary Chen had never seen his boss look so melancholy and troubled, very much like his own face when he encountered a bottleneck in his pursuit of his wife.Although Hao Zhengjing is his boss, he is a senior in the world of love.

Just as he was enjoying himself, he heard Hao Zhengjing return to normal and ask, "What time is the dinner tonight?"

"Boss Lin and the others made an appointment at the Emperor Zhu Hotel at five o'clock."

Hao Zhengjing snorted coldly, his face darkened slightly.

This group of old fellows, who are not doing their jobs all day long, only think about setting up a dinner party, and they make appointments very early. Every time they are invited, they have to sit for at least four or five hours and drink red and white wine in turn.

They are all prominent figures in the city, and they have helped him, but it is not good to refuse every time as a junior.

"Let's start again at 05:30, it's okay to be an hour late."

"Alright Mr. Hao."

Secretary Chen sighed in his heart, and was ready to work overtime at night to carry the drunk Mr. Hao home.

After an hour of traffic jam on the road, Hao Zhengjing finally arrived at the Emperor Zhu Hotel two hours late, and was forced to make his finale.

The boxes are full of familiar old guys, except for a strange young face.

As soon as he entered the door, Hao Zhengzheng put on his signature commercial smile, apologized to his seniors, and punished himself with three cups if he understood the rules.

Mr. Lin, the organizer of the dinner, got up and greeted Hao Zhengjing to sit down. The seat was next to Mr. Lin, and on the other side was the young man facing the stranger.Hao Zhengjing vaguely felt that something was wrong.

Sure enough, as soon as he sat down, Lin Cong enthusiastically introduced his nephew, from education to experience, and then to personality and personality, and the conditions for choosing a spouse.

Hao Zhengjing listened silently, maintaining a proper smile.I finally understood the real purpose of today's dinner.

What a bold group of people, knowing that he is married.

The young man's name is Lin Wen. He is a high-achieving student from a prestigious university who has just graduated from a graduate school and returned from overseas.

Hao Zhengjing didn't refuse or say yes, he skillfully bypassed the topic and changed the topic to a new one, talking about the stock market and the political situation in other countries.

After drinking for three rounds, everyone turned up, and the old guys started talking nonsense without any scruples.Some say that Hao Zhengzheng is ambitious to seize power and usurp the throne, and some say that he has no dignity and does not take the old seniors seriously.

Hao Zhengjing laughed it off and didn't care, it was all the truth anyway.

No matter how good the alcohol capacity is, it can't stand the elders taking turns pouring.Hao Zhengjing started feeling dizzy and had to leave his seat to go to the toilet to wash his face.

After he left the box, Lin Wen also got up.The two entered the toilet with their feet forward and backward.

Hao Zhengjing was washing his face, and Lin Wen leaned beside him with charming eyes.

"What I just said is true, I admire you very much."

After wiping off the water on his face and straightening his suit in front of the mirror, Hao Zhengzheng put on his light smile again and turned to respond to Lin Wen.

"Thank you."

After finishing speaking, he walked around Lin Wen and was about to leave, but he stopped him with his hand.

"I don't believe you're really married. You don't even have a ring on your hand." Lin Wen said with a firm tone and confident eyes, "I'm from the same university as you, and I just entered the year you graduated. all know."

Hao Zhengjing still kept smiling, "It has nothing to do with the fact that I'm married."

"In the year I entered school, you rejected the confession of 25 people, including me."

Hao Zhengjing had no impression at all and could only say "sorry".

"At that time you said that you would not like anyone. After that, I have been following all your news, and you have never had a date by your side."

"It's time to go back, Mr. Lin." Hao Zhengzheng walked around him and left.

"Since you don't really belong, then I can continue to pursue you. If you need a marriage partner, I can do it too!" Lin Wen raised the corners of his mouth, and shouted at his back with a determined expression on his face.

Hao Zhengjing ignored it and returned to the box.Before going in, I sent a message to Secretary Chen.

[Mr. Hao: Ask Bu Xiaobai to pick me up as my wife]

After being fed a few more glasses of white wine, Hao Zhengzheng couldn't bear it anymore, his whole body was hot and sweaty, so he couldn't help taking off his suit tie, and unbuttoned two buttons of his shirt.

Someone next to him posted up, wiped his sweat with a tissue, and acted affectionately.

His eyes were blurred and he couldn't see the other person's face clearly. Hao Zhengzheng dodged subconsciously, and said in his usual aggressive tone, "Be good, don't make trouble!"

Lin Wen froze for a moment, it didn't look like he was speaking to him.But I didn't think much about it, I thought Hao Zhengzheng was more attractive, so I posted it again.

"Wipe off your sweat, Senior Hao."

bang bang—

The door of the box was kicked open, instantly attracting everyone's attention.

"Hao Zhengzheng, here I come!"

Wearing a hoodie and jeans, a young man with a delicate and immature appearance came menacingly, scanning everyone with sharp eyes.When he saw Hao Zhengjing who was next to Lin Wen, his eyes widened with a fierce look.

"Let go of my wife! Now!"

There was a silence in the box.Everyone turned their attention to Hao Zhengjing.

wife? ? ? !

Hao Zhengjing gritted his teeth in his heart: Bu Xiaobai! ! ! ! ! !

Unable to face this predicament, Hao Zhengzheng chose to play dead and slammed his head on the table.Lin Wen hurriedly helped him up.

Bu Xiaobai rushed forward to separate the two, took Hao Zhengjing into his arms, glared at Lin Wen fiercely, and declared his sovereignty.

"Don't you know you have to keep a distance from a married man!"

Lin Wen apologized to Bu Xiaobai in embarrassment.The mood is very complicated. It turned out that the reason for being rejected was because of a collision, no wonder.

"You people! Why did you force my wife to drink! What if he gets drunk and gets sick! Are you responsible?!"

Everyone didn't know how to address Bu Xiaobai, and it seemed that they couldn't call him Mrs. Hao, so they kept saying sorry and persuading him to calm down.

"It's a good thing I came to pick him up, otherwise he would continue to be fed by you, and he wouldn't know if he was drunk and sold!" After finishing speaking, he didn't forget to give Lin Wen another look.

Lin Wen smiled wryly and kept waving his hands, "Don't dare, I won't dare again in the future."

Bu Xiaobai was still aggrieved, "Hmph, it's best!"

His waist was pinched, and Bu Xiaobai immediately lowered his head to care about Hao Zhengjing.

"What's wrong with you, wife? Are you okay?"

Bu Xiaobai put his ear close to Hao Zhengzheng's mouth, and heard him say in a low voice, "Just accept it when you're good."

Blinking his eyes, Bu Xiaobai responded with an "oh" and helped Hao Zhengjing to put his arm on his shoulder.

"I'm going to take my wife home, everyone have fun~ But next time you have a drinking party, it's best not to ask him out."

When he said the last sentence, he glanced fiercely at everyone.

Several people followed Mr. Lin's lead and did not dare to agree casually. They were all looking at Mr. Lin.

Mr. Lin nodded and kept saying yes, and quickly sent the two of them out of the hotel.Secretary Chen was already waiting outside, helping Hao Zhengjing into the car with Bu Xiaobai.

As soon as the car door was closed, Hao Zhengzheng, pretending to be unconscious, sat up straight and glared fiercely at Bu Xiaobai.

Bu Xiaobai pretended to be gentle and said to him, "Honey, are you awake?"

Hao Zhengjing clenched his fists, unable to vent his anger, and couldn't beat him.He turned his head and shouted, "Secretary Chen!"

"Yes, Mr. Hao!" Secretary Chen sitting at the front straightened his body, ready to accept criticism.

"Didn't you read the content of my message clearly? I said as a lady!"

Secretary Chen sincerely apologized first, and then defended himself, "I notified Mr. Bu as you said, but he"

Bu Xiaobai made a rescue for Secretary Chen, "Anyway, the effect is the same, so why care about the title, it's all just one sentence~"

"Different!"

"What's the difference?"

"I'm not a wife!"

"Then I'm your wife?"

"Yes, you are my wife!"

"Then you are my husband?"

"Yes!"

"Well, it's not impossible. Well, calm down, husband."

Bu Xiaobai patted Hao Zhengzheng on the back, smiling smugly.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Secretary Chen couldn't help laughing out loud, and hurriedly covered his mouth, shrinking his body to reduce his sense of existence.

Realizing that he was being tricked by Bu Xiaobai again, Hao Zhengzheng leaned back weakly, turned his face to one side, and lost his soul.

Bu Xiaobai's visit to the scene really worked, and for a while, Hao Zhengjing didn't receive any dinner invitations.Bu Xiaobai succeeded and came in handy.

I didn't think the ring was important at first, but the news was posted anyway.But when Lin Wenyi reminded him, Hao Zhengzheng felt that he and Bu Xiaobai still needed a wedding ring.