Cheng Keran wondered, "But the child is very cute...why do you have such an idea?"
Ye Shao felt very strange, "Cute? Then why do you think that kind of child is cute?"
Cheng Keran saw a lot of doubts in Ye Shao's big eyes, "It's just... small, white and fat."
Ye Shao couldn't understand, "Then I think you're cuter. I may not have feelings for children, and it's even more annoying when they cry. I have never thought about this problem, and I don't want to think about it."
Cheng Keran plucked up the courage to ask, "But what if I can give birth? Our two children..."
Ye Shaoxin said that the child was too sensitive, and he was afraid that Cheng Keran would think about himself.
Ye Shao said earnestly, "Of course, even if you can have children, it doesn't conflict with me not liking children. We can respect each other and choose not to have children, or I respect your choice. Let's discuss what to do."
He wanted to dispel Cheng Keran's thought that he only talked about DINK because of him.
But as soon as he finished speaking, Ye Shao felt childish.
Tell Cheng Keran whether he will live or not?His wife is a man.
Cheng Keran was more sensitive, the more he got on the line, the more uncomfortable that kid was.
Cheng Keran still wanted to say something, but Ye Shao answered the phone.
It was his mother who called, and the smell of fire and medicine was extremely strong when he came up, "Ye Shao, are you crazy?"
Ye Shao put down his chopsticks, covered the microphone and said in a low voice, "What's the matter, Mom? You got so angry when you came up? I haven't called my son for a long time, are you just so irritable?"
"What kind of bullshit did you say in front of the media today?" Mother Ye asked.
Ye Shao burped, "It's not nonsense, I can't decide what type I like, it's all about personal aesthetics."
"Is this the question I'm talking about?" Mother Ye was almost so angry that she lost her mind, "You don't want a child? Dink?"
"I just don't like children, what's the problem?" Ye Shao asked.
"How old are you and still say such unreliable words? You still say it in front of various media, your dad and I meet so many people every day, and we are always asking..."
"I've always been reliable, did I say when I was in junior high school that I would never have children, not to mention that I will never come out in my life, and besides, if you don't like it, you just don't like it. "Ye Shao is very irritable at the moment.
I knew I would not answer the phone in front of Cheng Keran.
What his mother said, Cheng Keran would definitely take it to heart.
Cheng Keran only saw Ye Shao get up and leave suddenly, and go to the balcony to answer the phone alone.
After picking it up for about 5 minutes, the man started smoking on the balcony.
After hanging up the phone, I smoked another cigarette before coming out. The smell of cigarettes on my body was very strong.
Ye Shao seemed to have been pickled in an ashtray.
Ye Shao wiped his face with his hands, his eyes were a little red, "Baby is ready? I'm going to wash the dishes."
Cheng Keran grabbed his wrist, "What's wrong? Your mother scolded you."
"It's okay, don't be afraid, it's my mother making trouble for no reason, menopause." Ye Shao took the bowl and went to the kitchen.
Seeing Ye Shao busy in the kitchen, Cheng Keran was in a dilemma.
Ye Shao... It seems that it is not because of him that he is DINK.
When I was in junior high school, I told my family... It seems that the idea of not wanting children is deeply rooted.
No matter what Ye Shao's family thinks, Cheng Keran feels that the first thing he should respect is Ye Shao's opinion.
I dare not continue to ask for evidence.
Ye Shao's previous aesthetics of beautiful women with big breasts has already shocked Cheng Keran enough, he can't imagine that this person is actually a DINK.
How did grandpa explain himself?
Just say Ye Shao Dink, don't want children?Cheng Keran was so confused.
In the evening, Cheng Keran said that he wanted to go back to see his grandfather. Ye Shao sent him to the door of his house and wanted to go with him, but Cheng Keran refused.
Ye Shao couldn't force it, so he left.
Then Cheng Keran didn't enter the house, but went to a nearby hotel.
He needs to digest a lot of things, and needs to be alone, and can't stay with Ye Shao anymore, or he will collapse.
[Ye Shao is my husband 9617: What if he doesn't like children? 】
【It’s just right, you can’t give birth anyway. 】
[It's a great thing, all the gays have a carnival tonight. 】
[Ye Shao doesn't like children, I think it proves from the side that he likes men... Don't be sad, blogger, you can't have children anyway. 】
Cheng Keran posted another Weibo.
[Ye Shao is my husband 9617: I really like children, they are soft and can cry, make noise and shout, they are a very festive life.In fact, without the intervention of grandpa, I often fantasize about what our two children would be like, as rampant as he used to be, or as timid and cowardly as me, as good as him or as indecisive as me, but no matter what I Everyone will love that little guy very much, a great life, right, because that is the child of Ye Shao and me, but he doesn't like it, if there is a child, what is it? 】
[You are whimsical. 】
【It counts that you are very talented. 】
【Even if you haven't recovered yet. 】
[I've already thought about this, why don't you think about whether you want to have a daughter or a son with him. 】
Cheng Keran replied to this netizen.
[Ye Shao is my husband 9617: Actually, I'm a little worried that we can't raise our daughter well. I'm not very careful. He is usually busy and has never had any contact with girls. She is healthy physically and mentally, but I am looking forward to it... Our daughter should be very beautiful, right? 】
[There are so many men who call Ye Shao's husband, you are the sickest one. 】
[If a daughter looks like two fathers, it is more dangerous, right?Unless you let me see what you look like, whether you look good. 】
[Blogger, your paranoia is already a little serious, don't you plan to go to the hospital? 】
Cheng Keran was very relieved, no one felt that he was telling the truth, which was fine.
He can say whatever he wants.
Why doesn't Ye Shao like children?
He was still surfing the Internet with a trumpet, but at one o'clock in the middle of the night, he came across a new trending search, [Ye Shao is [-]% straight]
.
Cheng Keran: "..."
After Cheng Keran returned home, Ye Shao was lonely at night, and when he checked Weibo, he saw overwhelming comments discussing his aesthetics and DINK thoughts.
No, why is his aesthetic so straight?
Sensitive and shy but upright...is that a contradiction?People are inherently contradictory, and if they follow the rules too much, they don't look like normal people.
Is this the aesthetic straight man?
Ye Shao thought he was using a trumpet to surf, and saw a lot of people playing a test, and he said it was very accurate, to test whether he was a straight man.
Ye Shao clicked in and did fifty questions seriously.
Finally got the results and it turns out he is [-]% straight.
With a swipe of his hand, he forwarded Weibo with the words "I participated in the straight man test! The chance of being straight is [-]%!"
Ye Shao: "..." So the chance of bending is zero?
Ye Shaoxin said nonsense and wanted to delete it, but found that it had over [-] likes in an instant.
Ye Shao: "Fuck."
It's not a trumpet!
Ye Shao quickly deleted the test, but many people took screenshots.
The more you delete, the more ghostly it will appear.
Ye Shao rarely denies anything, but he has been describing him as a straight man recently, which is very fascinating.
So, is it his strongest response to deny that he likes Cheng Keran?
The main reason is that this test has been popular for a long time. Ye Shao is the first test result in history to be [-]% straight.
Cheng Keran had done this test before, he was [-]% straight.
Kind of accurate.
So when he saw those screenshots on the Internet, Cheng Keran immediately shed tears.
Ye Shao is [-]% straight, what kind of critical damage is this?
Cheng Keran wiped away the tears on the screen, and wondered what kind of species Ye Shao was, straight and dink... and liked big breasts and reacted to him.
[Ye Shao is my husband 9617: What the fuck... what's the matter. 】
[The blogger is really miserable. He was attacked by a [-]% straight man as soon as he learned the good news about Dink. 】
[Hey, I'm miserable too. 】
[Tonight is miserable. 】
[No, are you all men?I have always regarded the blogger as my good sister...]
[It's okay, we are good sisters. 】
Cheng Keran's mood was too complicated, and he didn't expect Ye Shao to call him after two o'clock in the evening.
It seems that the guy on Hot Search is not sleepy.
Cheng Keran thought about it for a long time, and then he became ruthless, it would be better not to answer.
As a result, Ye Shao sent a message.
【Ye Shao: I'm at your door, you're not at home. 】
Cheng Keran sat up from the bed and sent him his location.
Ye Shao went out again so late.
Ye Shao entered the hotel in the middle of the night, found Cheng Keran's room and went in.
Ye Shao approached him with chills all over his body, and worried: "How did you lie to me, didn't you say to go home, why didn't you go back, and stayed in the hotel alone?"
Cheng Keran wiped his red eyes, "No, grandpa is sleeping, so I didn't enter the house because I was afraid it would affect his rest."
"Why are you crying? Because of my straight man remarks during the day, they all said that I am a straight man, and because I slipped in the test I just shared?" Ye Shao sat on the edge of the bed and patted Cheng Keran's back.
The more Cheng Keran thought about it, the more he felt wronged, until he hiccupped, "Maybe all of them."
"I knew you were thinking too much. I deleted it as soon as it was shared, and then watched it become a trending search, so I hurriedly came to you to explain." Ye Shao thought to himself, fortunately, he came.
Cheng Keran stared at him with his red eyes open, "But there's nothing to explain, you did the test yourself, right?"
"Yes, those things are all fooling people on the Internet, and there are countless things to do." Ye Shao said.
Cheng Keran thought about it, and said, "I'm just sad... You used to like big beauties."
Ye Shao scratched his head, "No, really not, I don't have any concept of liking, I just say what other people like."
Cheng Keran: "Then you are too independent?"
"At first I really thought it was like this. I described the person I imagined to be very specific. That's because there is no one I like. I didn't know until you showed up and broke those inherent concepts... You can't describe someone you like. "
Cheng Keran pursed her lips, "Forget it, maybe the attribute of straight men is also true, just like you don't like all men because of me, then did you make a mistake in some question, you should be 99% straight men."
I am that one percent.
Ye Shao thought for a while and said, "There is a problem with the question."
Ye Shao posted another Weibo in front of Cheng Keran.
[Ye Shao: It's ridiculous to describe feelings as 100%. I believe in 90.00% at most. If that [-]% can appear, then he is my [-]%. 】
Cheng Keran felt that he understood, "What's the difference between this and telling others that you can bend?"
Ye Shao felt very strange, "Cute? Then why do you think that kind of child is cute?"
Cheng Keran saw a lot of doubts in Ye Shao's big eyes, "It's just... small, white and fat."
Ye Shao couldn't understand, "Then I think you're cuter. I may not have feelings for children, and it's even more annoying when they cry. I have never thought about this problem, and I don't want to think about it."
Cheng Keran plucked up the courage to ask, "But what if I can give birth? Our two children..."
Ye Shaoxin said that the child was too sensitive, and he was afraid that Cheng Keran would think about himself.
Ye Shao said earnestly, "Of course, even if you can have children, it doesn't conflict with me not liking children. We can respect each other and choose not to have children, or I respect your choice. Let's discuss what to do."
He wanted to dispel Cheng Keran's thought that he only talked about DINK because of him.
But as soon as he finished speaking, Ye Shao felt childish.
Tell Cheng Keran whether he will live or not?His wife is a man.
Cheng Keran was more sensitive, the more he got on the line, the more uncomfortable that kid was.
Cheng Keran still wanted to say something, but Ye Shao answered the phone.
It was his mother who called, and the smell of fire and medicine was extremely strong when he came up, "Ye Shao, are you crazy?"
Ye Shao put down his chopsticks, covered the microphone and said in a low voice, "What's the matter, Mom? You got so angry when you came up? I haven't called my son for a long time, are you just so irritable?"
"What kind of bullshit did you say in front of the media today?" Mother Ye asked.
Ye Shao burped, "It's not nonsense, I can't decide what type I like, it's all about personal aesthetics."
"Is this the question I'm talking about?" Mother Ye was almost so angry that she lost her mind, "You don't want a child? Dink?"
"I just don't like children, what's the problem?" Ye Shao asked.
"How old are you and still say such unreliable words? You still say it in front of various media, your dad and I meet so many people every day, and we are always asking..."
"I've always been reliable, did I say when I was in junior high school that I would never have children, not to mention that I will never come out in my life, and besides, if you don't like it, you just don't like it. "Ye Shao is very irritable at the moment.
I knew I would not answer the phone in front of Cheng Keran.
What his mother said, Cheng Keran would definitely take it to heart.
Cheng Keran only saw Ye Shao get up and leave suddenly, and go to the balcony to answer the phone alone.
After picking it up for about 5 minutes, the man started smoking on the balcony.
After hanging up the phone, I smoked another cigarette before coming out. The smell of cigarettes on my body was very strong.
Ye Shao seemed to have been pickled in an ashtray.
Ye Shao wiped his face with his hands, his eyes were a little red, "Baby is ready? I'm going to wash the dishes."
Cheng Keran grabbed his wrist, "What's wrong? Your mother scolded you."
"It's okay, don't be afraid, it's my mother making trouble for no reason, menopause." Ye Shao took the bowl and went to the kitchen.
Seeing Ye Shao busy in the kitchen, Cheng Keran was in a dilemma.
Ye Shao... It seems that it is not because of him that he is DINK.
When I was in junior high school, I told my family... It seems that the idea of not wanting children is deeply rooted.
No matter what Ye Shao's family thinks, Cheng Keran feels that the first thing he should respect is Ye Shao's opinion.
I dare not continue to ask for evidence.
Ye Shao's previous aesthetics of beautiful women with big breasts has already shocked Cheng Keran enough, he can't imagine that this person is actually a DINK.
How did grandpa explain himself?
Just say Ye Shao Dink, don't want children?Cheng Keran was so confused.
In the evening, Cheng Keran said that he wanted to go back to see his grandfather. Ye Shao sent him to the door of his house and wanted to go with him, but Cheng Keran refused.
Ye Shao couldn't force it, so he left.
Then Cheng Keran didn't enter the house, but went to a nearby hotel.
He needs to digest a lot of things, and needs to be alone, and can't stay with Ye Shao anymore, or he will collapse.
[Ye Shao is my husband 9617: What if he doesn't like children? 】
【It’s just right, you can’t give birth anyway. 】
[It's a great thing, all the gays have a carnival tonight. 】
[Ye Shao doesn't like children, I think it proves from the side that he likes men... Don't be sad, blogger, you can't have children anyway. 】
Cheng Keran posted another Weibo.
[Ye Shao is my husband 9617: I really like children, they are soft and can cry, make noise and shout, they are a very festive life.In fact, without the intervention of grandpa, I often fantasize about what our two children would be like, as rampant as he used to be, or as timid and cowardly as me, as good as him or as indecisive as me, but no matter what I Everyone will love that little guy very much, a great life, right, because that is the child of Ye Shao and me, but he doesn't like it, if there is a child, what is it? 】
[You are whimsical. 】
【It counts that you are very talented. 】
【Even if you haven't recovered yet. 】
[I've already thought about this, why don't you think about whether you want to have a daughter or a son with him. 】
Cheng Keran replied to this netizen.
[Ye Shao is my husband 9617: Actually, I'm a little worried that we can't raise our daughter well. I'm not very careful. He is usually busy and has never had any contact with girls. She is healthy physically and mentally, but I am looking forward to it... Our daughter should be very beautiful, right? 】
[There are so many men who call Ye Shao's husband, you are the sickest one. 】
[If a daughter looks like two fathers, it is more dangerous, right?Unless you let me see what you look like, whether you look good. 】
[Blogger, your paranoia is already a little serious, don't you plan to go to the hospital? 】
Cheng Keran was very relieved, no one felt that he was telling the truth, which was fine.
He can say whatever he wants.
Why doesn't Ye Shao like children?
He was still surfing the Internet with a trumpet, but at one o'clock in the middle of the night, he came across a new trending search, [Ye Shao is [-]% straight]
.
Cheng Keran: "..."
After Cheng Keran returned home, Ye Shao was lonely at night, and when he checked Weibo, he saw overwhelming comments discussing his aesthetics and DINK thoughts.
No, why is his aesthetic so straight?
Sensitive and shy but upright...is that a contradiction?People are inherently contradictory, and if they follow the rules too much, they don't look like normal people.
Is this the aesthetic straight man?
Ye Shao thought he was using a trumpet to surf, and saw a lot of people playing a test, and he said it was very accurate, to test whether he was a straight man.
Ye Shao clicked in and did fifty questions seriously.
Finally got the results and it turns out he is [-]% straight.
With a swipe of his hand, he forwarded Weibo with the words "I participated in the straight man test! The chance of being straight is [-]%!"
Ye Shao: "..." So the chance of bending is zero?
Ye Shaoxin said nonsense and wanted to delete it, but found that it had over [-] likes in an instant.
Ye Shao: "Fuck."
It's not a trumpet!
Ye Shao quickly deleted the test, but many people took screenshots.
The more you delete, the more ghostly it will appear.
Ye Shao rarely denies anything, but he has been describing him as a straight man recently, which is very fascinating.
So, is it his strongest response to deny that he likes Cheng Keran?
The main reason is that this test has been popular for a long time. Ye Shao is the first test result in history to be [-]% straight.
Cheng Keran had done this test before, he was [-]% straight.
Kind of accurate.
So when he saw those screenshots on the Internet, Cheng Keran immediately shed tears.
Ye Shao is [-]% straight, what kind of critical damage is this?
Cheng Keran wiped away the tears on the screen, and wondered what kind of species Ye Shao was, straight and dink... and liked big breasts and reacted to him.
[Ye Shao is my husband 9617: What the fuck... what's the matter. 】
[The blogger is really miserable. He was attacked by a [-]% straight man as soon as he learned the good news about Dink. 】
[Hey, I'm miserable too. 】
[Tonight is miserable. 】
[No, are you all men?I have always regarded the blogger as my good sister...]
[It's okay, we are good sisters. 】
Cheng Keran's mood was too complicated, and he didn't expect Ye Shao to call him after two o'clock in the evening.
It seems that the guy on Hot Search is not sleepy.
Cheng Keran thought about it for a long time, and then he became ruthless, it would be better not to answer.
As a result, Ye Shao sent a message.
【Ye Shao: I'm at your door, you're not at home. 】
Cheng Keran sat up from the bed and sent him his location.
Ye Shao went out again so late.
Ye Shao entered the hotel in the middle of the night, found Cheng Keran's room and went in.
Ye Shao approached him with chills all over his body, and worried: "How did you lie to me, didn't you say to go home, why didn't you go back, and stayed in the hotel alone?"
Cheng Keran wiped his red eyes, "No, grandpa is sleeping, so I didn't enter the house because I was afraid it would affect his rest."
"Why are you crying? Because of my straight man remarks during the day, they all said that I am a straight man, and because I slipped in the test I just shared?" Ye Shao sat on the edge of the bed and patted Cheng Keran's back.
The more Cheng Keran thought about it, the more he felt wronged, until he hiccupped, "Maybe all of them."
"I knew you were thinking too much. I deleted it as soon as it was shared, and then watched it become a trending search, so I hurriedly came to you to explain." Ye Shao thought to himself, fortunately, he came.
Cheng Keran stared at him with his red eyes open, "But there's nothing to explain, you did the test yourself, right?"
"Yes, those things are all fooling people on the Internet, and there are countless things to do." Ye Shao said.
Cheng Keran thought about it, and said, "I'm just sad... You used to like big beauties."
Ye Shao scratched his head, "No, really not, I don't have any concept of liking, I just say what other people like."
Cheng Keran: "Then you are too independent?"
"At first I really thought it was like this. I described the person I imagined to be very specific. That's because there is no one I like. I didn't know until you showed up and broke those inherent concepts... You can't describe someone you like. "
Cheng Keran pursed her lips, "Forget it, maybe the attribute of straight men is also true, just like you don't like all men because of me, then did you make a mistake in some question, you should be 99% straight men."
I am that one percent.
Ye Shao thought for a while and said, "There is a problem with the question."
Ye Shao posted another Weibo in front of Cheng Keran.
[Ye Shao: It's ridiculous to describe feelings as 100%. I believe in 90.00% at most. If that [-]% can appear, then he is my [-]%. 】
Cheng Keran felt that he understood, "What's the difference between this and telling others that you can bend?"
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