Shizun and his magic kitten

Yu Chengqi completely frightened Gu Huaiqu.

He did all kinds of evil things, and suddenly turned back into a cat in Gu Huaiqu's palm, with round eyes, staring at him viciously, and let out a "owwow".

Gu Huaiqu was stiff on the spot, his hands shook violently, his phoenix eyes were stunned, and there was a burst of horror.

Finally realized that this cat was transformed by Yu Chengqi!

He turned pale for a long while.

In the end, Yu Chengqi was slapped outside the door with a slam, layers of barriers would seal the Qing Palace tightly.

"..."

Yu Chengqi thought he was angry, but he didn't know that Qing Xianzun was far more ashamed than angry.

... What a shame!

Immortal Master Gu slept with a cat for many days, but he didn't notice anything wrong.

It was even difficult for him to replace the cat with Yu Chengqi in his mind. He has been scratched, bitten, crawled under the quilt by cats these days, and even watched as he took a bath...

Just thinking about it, he felt flushed, ashamed and angry.

……

Let Qing Xianzun blame himself for being blind more than blaming others. Under shame, he stayed behind closed doors for several days.

Within a few days, news of Yu Chengqi's fraudulent corpse spread throughout the sect.

In the past few years, Yu Chengqi has gotten used to doing whatever he wants, and Gu Huaiqu can't stop him. Now that he said that he wants to return to the sect, he will return to the sect immediately, without even thinking of a decent excuse.

The disciples of the Zongzhong came to see him in groups, most of them out of curiosity, wanting to see is believing, seeing for the quick.

And Yu Chengqi, as the emperor of the demon world, was surrounded by the disciples of the fairy world, and he didn't feel anything at all, and he never refused to come, and even invited a few senior brothers to drink with him in a good mood.

After careful study, the matter of his fraudulent corpse is actually not that simple.

He had been dead for three years, so why did he appear in Rangqing Palace overnight?How did you come back to life?How did you come back?How did he disappear without a trace for three years?

There were too many questions like this, and in the face of many people, Yu Chengqi said that he was calm and calm, and that he was perfunctory enough to be perfunctory.

He only answered three words and lost his memory.

— Amnesia.

That's it?

Everyone is not a fool, looking at his lazy and indifferent appearance, one can tell at a glance that he is talking nonsense.

Especially Chu Ye, who has been his senior brother for many years, laughed and scolded, "What amnesia? Bullshit amnesia! He laughed at me yesterday for stealing alcohol and was fined six or seven years ago. Can this be called amnesia? He is just fooling around!"

Chu also came to a firm conclusion.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and they all knew it well, but they would not bring it to the surface.

After all, there is nothing to talk about.

Let me ask, if an old friend who used to be innocent passed away, and now suddenly reappears, who would speculate secretly for no reason?

Most of them are still sighing and gratifying.

As early as three years ago, Yu Chengqi was still an excellent disciple at the top of the mountains and seas. He was extremely talented, worked hard, and he was able to achieve his current cultivation level by no means relying solely on his talent.He had really worked his life and endured hardships, braved the thunder and night rain to study and practice with cheap and low-quality spirit stones, and read all night in the library with a hungry stomach. There are so many disciples with superior backgrounds in the sect, but he Can come out of it again and again.

In the eyes of the disciples and elders at the top of the mountains and seas, the hardworking and superior Yu Chengqi once left a deep impression on them.

So much so that when he reappeared three years later, everyone's joy and surprise completely outweighed their speculation and suspicion.

In their impression, Yu Chengqi was a good man, an ordinary disciple who died accidentally.No one would associate him with any conspiracy to deceive the master and destroy the ancestors, or the grievances and disputes between the two worlds.

So when he was resurrected, he was resurrected. After marveling, it just passed away.

If you lose your memory, you will lose your memory.

If you don't want to tell the truth, maybe there is some unspeakable secret that is not easy to tell?

He has been "dead" for three years, which is already pitiful enough. If you press him for the reason, it will be difficult for a strong man, not for a gentleman.

Everyone swallowed their doubts in unison.

……

That night, everyone was clamoring to clean up Yu Chengqi, arguing over which restaurant to eat.

Just when the decision was finalized, Yu Chengqi suddenly opened his mouth and said something

"Take Master with you too."

"..."

It sounds nice.

All the disciples looked at each other in blank dismay.

Let Qing Xianzun not even want to participate in the gatherings of the teachers on weekdays, if it is just a feast in the sect, how could it be possible to go down the mountain with their disciples?Isn't this a joke?

Yu Chengqi didn't seem to see their expressions, his thin lips hooked into a smile, and he got up lazily, "I'll call him."

After a while, Qing Xianzun was pulled out so arrogantly.

His expression was as handsome and cold as ever, and he couldn't see any reluctance, but he didn't seem to be in a good mood. His phoenix eyes swept away, and his eyes were full of majesty.

"..."

Everyone was silent for a while.

He sighed in his heart, he deserved to be the most favored disciple of Qing Palace.

Yu Chengqi used to be the favorite of Qing Xianzun, but now he can call Xianzun out for a meal, what is it?

No surprise, not at all.

Everyone comforted themselves.

"...haha." Chu Ye joked on the sidelines without embarrassment, "It's great that Master can come, Junior Brother Yu escaped from death and returned to the sect, it's a great thing, Master is willing to come and have a drink together , the disciples are wishing for it... Hey, by the way, why didn’t the little Diaochan beside the master follow?”

"..."

He intended to liven up the atmosphere, but it was fine if he didn't open his mouth, because once he opened his mouth, he offended two of them.

Yu Chengqi narrowed his eyes, and sneered at him imperceptibly.

Who is Diaochan?Chu Ye the son of a bitch!

Gu Huaiqu froze slightly, frowned, and his face didn't look much better.

When he mentions "cat" now, his scalp tingles, not only because of allergies, but it can already be called a nightmare.

But Tangtang asked Xianzun to be thin-skinned, and he was so shameless, he didn't even argue with that bastard Yu Chengqi, didn't mention a word, just kept his face sullen and silent, gritted his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach.

A cold and stern look passed by, Chu Ye was stared at by the master for no reason, choked with confusion, and dared not speak.

"Hey, what are you doing with a cat for a good meal? Let's go." A disciple hurriedly interjected and urged, which interrupted the atmosphere.

Everyone set off, chatting and laughing and heading down the mountain.

They chose a well-known restaurant in the town. The dishes are exquisite and high-quality, and the prices are not cheap. .

There were about a dozen people who came to congratulate Yu Chengqi tonight, and they were all young and energetic disciples.

A few years ago, Yu Chengqi still liked this kind of atmosphere very much.

Because he was used to enduring hardship and cold in the past, this kind of atmosphere can make him feel a little bit popular, but ever since he learned that he is of a different bloodline from others, and was disgusted by Gu Huaiqu, even if he didn't think about it so deliberately, he still felt it in his heart. Inevitably there was a gap.

No matter how close and friendly the senior brothers were back then, even having a drink together now seems to be a cover-up entertainment.

They asked for a high-class private room, and walked upstairs together, making a lot of noise throughout the process, because they were born in a wealthy family, and they were careless about ordering food.After tentatively pushing the menu in front of Gu Huaiqu, seeing that Gu Huaiqu had no intention of ordering, they gathered together to discuss what to eat.

A group of people wanted both delicious food and expensive wine, which was extremely extravagant and wasteful. Gu Huaiqu just watched from the sidelines, frowning.

In Gu Huaiqu's eyes, these rich kids are really ignorant.

Although he is not a few years older than them, he has always understood the truth of "every grain is hard work". Even an occasional party banquet should not be so extravagant and wasteful.

He wanted to speak, but seeing the smiles and high spirits of the disciples, he finally swallowed it back.

Soon, Yu Chengqi also pushed a menu in front of him, and a disciple patted him on the shoulder. It was one of the twins sitting under Gu Huaiqu's seat, "Senior brother, order."

"..."

The child was born with facial paralysis and rarely showed any expression.

The younger brother next to him is exactly the same as him, but because of their young age, their delicate and round faces still make people feel too cute.

Among the two brothers, the elder brother has a disability in his left eye, and the younger brother has a disability in his right eye, making it easy for people who know them to recognize who is who.Their disabilities were covered with a pure white blindfold, covering half of their faces, which made people feel an inexplicable sense of pity.

"Thank you."

Yu Chengqi smiled at the child who was handing the menu, the smile didn't reach his eyes, it disappeared after just a glance, and he looked down lazily at the dishes.

Because of some experiences when he was young, Yu Chengqi has never paid much attention to food.

There are no particularly annoying ingredients, and no particularly preferred tastes.

He glanced at the dishes, but was not very interested, so he glanced at Gu Huaiqu next to him in his spare time, and he could see why his master was so sullen.

——This is because the disciples are too indulgent and wasteful and unhappy.

Yu Chengqi understood him, and was also very good at coaxing people. His eyes were dark and deep, and he tilted his head and smiled at him, "Master, don't be unhappy. Since everyone is here, let's make an exception for my disciples."

Gu Huaiqu frowned slightly, glanced at him, but didn't say anything.

I have to admit that Yu Chengqi is far more careful than he appears on the surface, and he can always sense the thoughts of the people around him.

It's not just Gu Huaiqu, it seems that as long as he thinks, he can capture the subtle expressions and changes of anyone, and then he will make a big laugh like a feather scratching like he caught someone's tail.

Bystanders don't take it seriously, but it makes caring people feel faintly uncomfortable.

Perhaps Gu Huaiqu was overly sensitive to this bastard, and instantly felt that he poked himself on purpose.

"Hey, what's wrong with Master? Why are you unhappy?"

Sure enough, this sentence caught the attention of others.

A woman's voice as delicate as a warbler sounded, and it was the little junior sister Song Yue'er who leaned over to ask.

The surrounding disciples were also attracted by hearing the words, and they cast their eyes over one after another.

The eyes converged, Gu Huaiqu frowned unconsciously, "...It's just nonsense, nothing else."

Yu Chengqi flipped through the menu in his hand, and laughed lowly as if he didn't take it seriously.

He seemed to be a different person in front of everyone, as if he was still the obedient apprentice three years ago.

There was a hint of pampering on purpose in his tone, which made people feel that he had no choice but to compromise, only when he looked at Gu Huaiqu, there was a little perceptible sarcasm in his eyes, "Okay, no. Long time no see, Master is still so open." No jokes."

Gu Huaiqu's face darkened even more.

Yu Chengqi didn't continue the topic, and ordered dishes on his own, "Steamed mandarin fish, plum blossom soup cake, oven-roasted chicken, eight-treasure rabbit diced... that's all, the rest is up to you."

After finishing speaking, he closed the menu and pushed it forward.

The atmosphere at the dinner table was lively, and Chu, who was most familiar with him, couldn't help raising his eyebrows, and said frivolously, "Junior Brother Yu has a lot of food, I ordered so much for one person. If you can't eat such an expensive thing, we will hold you back." Pay for the meal here!"

The people around laughed, and Yu Chengqi raised his eyes and smiled casually, "It's all ordered for the master, if you want to return it, you will send him here, why should you return it to me?"

Gu Huaiqu "..."

What he said was rebellious, Chu Ye's smile froze for a moment, and he coughed a few times, half joking, half caring about Gu Huaiqu's face, "Don't talk nonsense! Junior brother Yu, you've been quite sloppy this time around, respect your master Do you understand the Tao? Be careful of the door rules!"

The disciples around joked and echoed

"Haha... That's right, how can you say that about Xianzun?"

"Senior Brother Yu has been away from home for too long, and he almost forgot the rules."

Yu Chengqi didn't care, "But what I ordered is Master's favorite food, and I have to be punished? There is no such reason in the world." He turned his eyes and looked at Gu Huaiqu with a smile in his eyes, "Master Zun said, right?"

Gu Huaiqu clenched his teacup tightly, his brows and eyes were cold and sharp, and he only spoke in anger.

The topic ends here.

Yu Chengqi stood up, "Okay, you guys continue to order, I'll go wash my hands, and I'll be back later."

He walked towards the door.

The moment he stepped out of the door, the smile on his lips dissipated in an instant, leaving behind the noisy atmosphere behind him, with a sarcastic and indifferent expression, he went downstairs and walked towards the street outside.

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"How should a black-hearted crazy beauty serve God"

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Fang Yueyin is a well-known crazy beauty.

He is bitter and mean, and he is burdened with bad debts. The only light in his heart is that handsome young man who appeared ten years ago.

Unexpectedly, on the day when the door of God was really opened, Fang Yueyin was greatly disappointed.

What kind of dream god with boundless power did he see?It's clearly a worthless trash snack!On that day, he did not restrain his bitter and mean nature, and sneered

"Do you know that the person I want to see is a loyal minister, a good general, and a supreme god..."

"Take another pee and take a picture, what are you?!"

Unexpectedly, it hit the nail on the head.

That man is really nothing—

Idle-handed, indifferent, ruthless and selfish.

Thin lips smiled faintly, Xianzi was exceptionally cold.

Hearing the words, he didn't care at all, "What kind of thing is such a temper, Your Majesty? Keep yourself safe, and come and change clothes for me."

You must know that if the god is angry, the servant will bleed for thousands of miles.

But this good-tempered god never blamed him, and would only look at Fang Yueyin with a faint smile from time to time, with rare affection in his eyes.

He probably likes this vicious and fierce beauty monarch very much.

until a certain day.

The god suddenly tilted his head and laughed softly.

"In my memory, there is a person who is very similar to you. He is powerless and poor, but he is more beautiful than you."

"Maybe you don't know..."

"Actually, you hate the way I look, especially like him."

Not long after, someone regretted it again.

The god stepped forward, clutching Fang Meiren's skirt, took advantage of the situation and pushed her down on the couch, and asked provocatively in a low voice

"Want to try blasphemy?"

"...No? What about your husband?"

A chivalrous man with a soft heart is a disease, the world should be broken