Shizun and his magic kitten

Yu Chengqi didn't get stung on purpose, it was really careless.

He narrowed his eyes and said, "What's the matter, can you die?"

Obviously, if He Qinghou said the word "can", he would kill this demon immediately and bury him with him.

He Qinghou looked resentful, covered half of his face with a fan, and his voice weakened: "Of course not, of course my subordinates won't give you such a dangerous thing, but..."

"But what?"

"It's just going to be dizzy for a while... It's like getting drunk, and it will be fine after a while." He whispered more and more.

Seeing him like this, things are obviously not that simple. Before Yu Chengqi got angry, He Qinghou quickly went up to support him, took him outside, and said, "Oh, I'd better take my respecter up and find an inn to stay. , rest for one night and you'll be fine!"

Unexpectedly, before he took a few steps, a burst of dizziness hit him.

As He Qinghou said, the poison on this scorpion tail is extremely rare, there is a combination of illusion, dream, and poison, Yu Chengqi only felt his mind was muddled for a moment, he had no time to think, his eyes went black, and he suddenly fell backwards.

——He did not experience the expected pain, but fell on something soft.

Opening her eyes again, she was lying on the lap of the beauty.

"...?"

"...Are you alright?" the beauty asked him worriedly and shyly, with a soft voice like spring water.Under the slightly open skirt, half of her proudly crisp breasts were so white that it was dazzling.

Didn't the group of women leave?Why are you still here?

Yu Chengqi's brain hurts, but he doesn't know where that demon has gone.

He raised his hand and pinched Shangen fiercely, trying to wake himself up, but it didn't work, the toxicity made him have a splitting headache, and he couldn't think about anything.

"I'll help you up."

The slender hand was as soft as boneless, encircling his arm.

The beauty approached him shamelessly, her chest pressed tightly against his ear, and pulled him up with a little force.

Following her strength, Yu Chengqi managed to stand still, closed his eyes, gritted his teeth and secretly cursed He Qinghou's eighteenth generation ancestors.

The beauty was still at the side coquettishly: "Oh, it looks like you won't be able to leave tonight, or you'll stay here? Or find an inn? The inn will take a long way, you shouldn't be able to walk, right?"

Yu Chengqi rubbed his forehead, didn't intend to force himself, endured the drowsiness, and took a deep breath: "Find a room."

He just wanted to sleep right now, it didn't matter where.

"Okay, come with me."

The beauty helped him out of the room. There is nothing else in the place of fireworks, except that there are many places to sleep.But as soon as he opened the door, Yu Chengqi faintly felt that something was wrong with the scene in front of him. The lights outside the house were like daytime, too bright and clear. blurry, so that there is a...

Not very real feeling.

It was really dizzy.

Yu Chengqi didn't think much about it.

He followed the beauty upstairs, but just as he reached the stairs, the beauty suddenly heard voices coming from upstairs.

The beauty's expression suddenly changed, she looked up, and through the gaps in the carvings on the stairs, she noticed someone coming down from upstairs.

"what?"

The beauty frowned, Qingluo Xiaofan covered her lips in surprise, and whispered in his ear: "My lord, is that your senior brother?! He met me at Lunjianfeng before, and the subordinates can't tell him to recognize me. , avoid it first, you can do it yourself!"

"..."

She turned around and hid too quickly, and didn't notice Yu Chengqi's weird eyes.

In fact, He Qinghou only knew a little about the scorpion venom, he only knew about it, and he hadn't tried it on anyone yet.So he didn't know what kind of strange and realistic illusion a mere scorpion venom could bring people into, let alone what he looked like in Yu Chengqi's eyes at the moment.

And what he said just now, in Yu Chengqi's ears, is actually:

"Guest officer, is that your friend? She has seen the slave family before, but I can't tell her to recognize the slave family. Avoid it for now. You can do it yourself!"

"..."

What kind of match?

Yu Chengqi couldn't figure it out, and suddenly his head hurt even more. At this moment, a slap was suddenly slapped on his shoulder with such force that it almost made him stagger, but his voice was as thin and crisp as a warbling.

"Hey, isn't this Junior Brother Yu? How come you came to this place?"

The person who came was Chu Ye.

Coincidentally, he is a frequent visitor to this Goulan courtyard.

Seeing Yu Chengqi here, he couldn't help being curious and ridiculed, he kept looking him up and down, his face was full of "You usually have the nerve to say that I cursed me all day long to have a willow disease, didn't you come to this place yourself, hehe, I caught you, right?" expression.

But for some reason, he felt that Yu Chengqi looked at him a little strangely.

It's that kind of...unexplainably strange, even a bit murderous.

Chu Ye looked at him carefully, saw that he didn't answer for a long time, and said strangely: "You...you must have drunk too much?"

"..."

Chu also didn't know that because Yu Chengqi was poisoned by the scorpion, he only saw the face of a beautiful prostitute and no one else.

But his sarcasm and words just now were completely distorted in Yu Chengqi's eyes, as if he had the virtue of "flattering and soliciting whoring".

Also hands and feet.

Yu Chengqi really had a terrible headache, he didn't want to care about it, his eyes showed a slight disdain, he rubbed his forehead, and said impatiently: "Shut up, lead the way, and find me a room."

Chu Ye: "?"

Chu also said: "You want to spend the night here?"

Yu Chengqi thought he talked too much: "Do you have an opinion?"

"What the hell do you think?!" After Chu Ye was shocked, he immediately became irritable.

He really couldn't understand why Yu Chengqi was so straightforward: "Have you reported to the master when you came back from the village? You can't delay on the way back to the sect, this is the minimum rule in the sect! Why did you take it for granted when you were caught? You son of a bitch, Courage is good at you!"

Yu Chengqi's ears were buzzing, and he didn't know what he heard.

He was thinking very irritably, the corners of his brows raised slightly, but before he could figure it out, Chu Ye suddenly made another move, tugging at the skirt of his clothes, and shouting: "Come back with me!"

"..."

It may be that the scorpion poison intensified, causing Yu Chengqi's head to be too painful, or it may be that he heard something else, anyway, he didn't resist, and followed Chu.

He Qinghou watched from the dark corner of the wall.

He looked guilty.

I thought to myself, this way...it's pretty good if I hit the right angle, since the Lord has returned to the top of the mountain and sea, there will be nothing wrong with him.

Bar……?

On the road.

Chu Ye took Yu Chengqi along and walked all the way towards the top of the mountains and seas, passing through streets, city gates, mountain trails, and long steps...

But in Yu Chengqi's eyes, they were still wandering around in the brightly lit Goulan courtyard.

Yu Chengqi couldn't figure it out.

How could a Goulan courtyard be so big?How can the road be so long? !

I don't know how long I walked, but my head hurts like hell.

He frowned and asked irritably, "How long will it take?"

Chu also cursed angrily: "How long is it? You don't know the way back? When did your wine taste so bad? How much did you drink?"

Yu Chengqi had indeed drank alcohol, and his body smelled of alcohol, which just happened to cover up the fact that he was in a state of confusion and lost control of his five senses. On his face, there was only annoyance of "You bitch, you talk a lot of nonsense", and his eyes were bloodshot because of the pain. He wanted to speak a lot, and added a bit of hostility, as if he was going to pinch the opponent's head at any time.

It was getting late, Chu Ye simply took the "drunk man" back to his disciple's dormitory, and told him to go to sleep quickly.

Then righteously left.

Go to Rangqing Hall and report to Master.

As soon as the door was closed, Yu Chengqi's ears were finally clean.

He didn't recognize that this was his own room at all, stretched out two fingers and pinched the bridge of his nose, took off his coat, threw it on an unfamiliar table, and fell asleep.

At this moment, he just wanted to sleep well.

... However, the sky fails to fulfill people's wishes.

I don't know how long it has passed, but he was falling into a drowsy sleep when there was a knock on the door suddenly from outside.

Yu Chengqi frowned irritably, didn't even open his eyes, and didn't want to talk about it.

A cold voice came from outside: "Open the door."

"Did you hear that? Yu Chengqi!"

That voice was as cold as jade, beyond doubt.

Another strange woman.

A surge of anger surged up, and Yu Chengqi opened his eyes.

I wondered which bitch came to climb the bed in the middle of the night? !The bloodshot eyes hadn't faded, and his temples throbbed like needles, wanting to kill someone.

"Yu—"

The other party was about to speak again when the door creaked and opened violently.

The man was stunned for a moment, and then he glanced at Yu Chengqi with a cold face, only to see that he was only wearing a thin shirt, his clothes were disheveled, his face was gloomy, his face was full of rage like a hangover after being woken up, and the breath on his body rushed to his face Come on, there is not only a drunken smell, but also an inescapable... fragrant and greasy powder smell.

Gu Huaiqu's face suddenly became darker, and he frowned coldly.

Before he could finish speaking, Yu Chengqi said in a nasty voice: "Are you looking for death? In the middle of the night, who are you pissing off? Tired of work?!"

He still didn't see anything wrong, squinting at the naked beauty in front of him with a gloomy expression.

The other party's eyes were ashamed and angry, and he looked at him as if he had seen a ghost.

Angrily said: "Bastard, who are you talking to? I think you are tired of work!"

The "woman" asked fiercely: "Who allowed you to go out to drink and stay outside? You don't remember the rules of the sect, and you dare to forget the important tasks of the sect? Do you still know what day tomorrow is? ! Yu Chengqi, if you don't want to stay here, get out of here immediately! Don't lose the face of Shan Haiji!"

Yu Chengqi's eyes turned dark and cold, and he grabbed the other party's skirt with fierce force.

However, although his face was fierce, what he said didn't match the introductory words: "What did you say? How dare you talk back to me, this is how your shop treats customers?!"

Gu Huaiqu looked puzzled and said angrily, "Let go!"

Yu Chengqi saw that he was still scolding, and his hand strength became more and more serious: "There are no rules, I think you want to have your tongue cut out——"

Before he could finish speaking, a palm wind hit him like a raging wave, and slapped him on the chest fiercely!

With this palm, Yu Chengqi was beaten back several steps viciously.

Bang!

Yu Chengqi's body hit the table and chair behind him, making a heavy muffled sound, and there was a heart-rending pain in his back.

He couldn't help being stunned.

At the same time, he felt severe pain in his chest and head at the same time, he felt dizzy for a while, and there was a severe ringing in his ears, and a few strands of black hair were hanging down. unbelievable.

The other party's furious and cold voice sounded in his ears:

"Are you drunk and crazy?!"

"You still dare to speak wild words, you don't know how to live or die! Get lost!!"

"..."

Yu Chengqi was stunned for a long while and didn't recover.

He never thought about it, how could a prostitute have such a high level of cultivation?

In a daze, I felt that the sound of "rolling" was kind of friendly, but after careful identification, the other party was completely unfamiliar.

... What the hell.