monster university

"The zoo?" Eaton tilted his head and asked, "What's that place?" His chopsticks were still half in his mouth.

Ye Xiao reached out and took the chopsticks down: "Don't talk with your chopsticks in your mouth. The zoo is a place with many animals, such as lions, tigers, giraffes, pandas, and so on. There are all kinds of them. Let's go to the largest zoo in the city. It's very interesting. Yes, kids love going there."

Eaton is not very interested, lions and tigers are everywhere in the demon world, and they can talk!The ones in the human world can't speak, and they can't transform themselves. What's so interesting about them? The World of Warcraft in their demon world is more interesting than this.

And what is it that children like to go there, I am not a child anymore, why Xiao Xiao still treats himself as a child!

However, Eaton felt that he was a very considerate and gentle lover, so he had to accommodate his Xiao Xiao. Since Xiao Xiao said to go to the zoo, he would happily go with him. Although he was not interested in seeing animals, this It's a good opportunity to develop a relationship with Xiao Xiao, just like the TV said, it's a date!

Thinking of this, Eaton became elated: "Well! Let's go to the zoo!"

Little did he know that Eaton's miserable day was about to begin. He would encounter two unfortunate things today. As for which one was more unfortunate, only he himself knew.

After breakfast, Ye Xiao organized Eaton's clothes. Today, Eaton was wearing a scarab suit. The matching bag looked like a scarab with a shell on his body, which was very eye-catching.

Eaton didn't like this bag very much at first, he found it very inconvenient, he prefers the one with a slung back, it is very troublesome to carry snacks when it is carried on the back.

That’s right, it’s a regular thing for Eaton’s carry-on bag to be stuffed with snacks now, but when it’s released, Ye Xiao usually looks at him and doesn’t give him too much food. It’s not good for your health, and eating too many snacks affects your appetite for three meals, so most of the snacks in Eaton’s backpack are just pretending, just for his happiness. This is the same as before filling gems and gold coins. Light, just a picture to like.

Ye Xiao felt that this kind of thinking was simply sick. You have to carry all good things with you. It’s good to lose them, and they still take up space and are very heavy!

Ye Xiao was wearing sportswear today. He carried Eaton into his family's car and asked the driver to take them to the zoo. A bodyguard and a young nanny sat in the back, and they would follow them into the zoo later.

Eaton was a little nervous when he got into the car. In fact, he was a little nervous just now when Ye Xiao pointed to the car and said he was going to sit in it. Now he was even more at a loss when he got in.He had seen this car on TV before. It was very fast, much faster than a horse-drawn carriage, and even faster than some magical beasts that were specially used as mounts. It's amazing how fast you can run without spells or animals pulling carts!

Eaton sat in Ye Xiao's arms and twisted left and right, constantly observing the equipment in the car, the windows that could go up and down, the swinging amulets, the instruments in front, the rearview mirror that could see the scenery behind, etc., everything Everything about Eaton feels very fresh.

But he really didn't see any special structure of this thing that can run so fast, it's really unbelievable.

While watching, the car started, and Eaton felt his body shake slightly.

A few seconds later, the car started to drive slowly, and then slowly drove out of the gate of Ye's house. After getting on the public road, the speed of the car increased, and all the scenery outside the car window was falling backwards. He found it very fresh and interesting, and he thought the car was awesome!The speed can be whatever you want, and the turning and so on can also be controlled by humans in real time, which is even better than World of Warcraft!

But Eaton hadn't been happy for a while, and he felt that something was wrong, and he felt a little dizzy.

He had never been in a car before, and he had never been carsick, so he didn't know he was getting carsick at all. His dizziness became more and more dizzy, but he just didn't know the reason.

Ye Xiao was originally introducing the surrounding scenery to Yi Dun in a soft voice. This guy came out to play for the first time, and he had to do his best to be a landlord, but as he was talking, he found that Yi Dun, who was still jubilant just now, was listless. I was motionless in my arms.

"What's the matter?" Ye Xiao turned Eaton's body over to face him, and then found that the little guy's face was not very good, and his expression was also very painful. "What's the matter, wasn't it fine just now?" Ye Xiao was a little anxious, what the hell was going on, it took less than 10 minutes to set off.

"Is he motion sickness?" The nanny in the back seat looked at Eaton's face and said, "It was fine just now, but now it suddenly feels so uncomfortable, it must be motion sickness."

"Eaton, do you feel uncomfortable in your head, the kind that feels swollen and dizzy?" Ye Xiao asked softly, pinching Eaton's little hand.

"Hmm." Eaton wrinkled his face, "So dizzy, so bloated, so uncomfortable...I feel like I'm going to throw up."

"Sure enough, it's motion sickness." Ye Xiao frowned. He didn't get motion sickness himself, and neither did the people he invited at home, so he didn't prepare motion sickness medicine at all. Even if he had, he didn't dare to give it to Eaton. The body is a child, so it will be bad if there is a problem with eating, and he doesn't know whether the monster's body can accept western medicine. This is the same as cats and dogs can't eat chocolate. Different races may have different restrictions.

"Let's find a pharmacy and buy some Huoxiang Zhengqi water for him to drink." There was still a while before the zoo, Ye Xiao felt that he had to think of a way.

After a while, they saw a pharmacy appearing in front of them. After the nanny went in to buy the medicine, Ye Xiao gave Eaton some Huoxiangzhengqi water. Eaton had no choice but to grit his teeth and bear with his own efficacy.

"If you still feel uncomfortable, just say, or we won't go out today and go home immediately." Eaton's current appearance is really pitiful, and Ye Xiao doesn't think his state is suitable for going out to play.

How dare Eaton, this is his first date outside with his Xiao Xiao, it is simply a historic breakthrough, it is a very memorable day, how can it be ruined by such a trivial matter!

So he shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, you promised me, you agreed to take me to the zoo, don't go back on your word!"

"Okay, okay." Ye Xiao rubbed Eaton's temples.

Half an hour later, Ye Xiao and his party arrived at their destination.

Huoxiang Zhengqi Water didn't seem to be very useful to Yi Dun. He didn't feel much better than when he didn't eat it. Instead, he had a stronger desire to vomit, and his stomach was literally shaking.

But in order to maintain a perfect image in front of his sweetheart, Eaton pretended to be very good, but he looked a little sluggish on the surface, but there was a feeling of pity, which was very pitiful.

No, there are already many passing tourists watching, apparently attracted by Eaton's pretty appearance.

After buying the ticket, Ye Xiao carried Yi Dun and the bodyguard nanny into the zoo. Yi Dun said that he had never seen a panda, so the first animal Ye Xiao took him to see was the giant panda.

Being bumped by Ye Xiao, Eaton felt even more nauseated. He felt like the contents of his stomach were coming up, and his headache was so painful that he wanted to hit the wall. It turned out that this was motion sickness. It was worse than any other illness uncomfortable!

Giant pandas eat a lot of bamboo every day. When Ye Xiao and the others went, two pandas in the giant panda area were eating. One was sitting on the ground eating bamboo leaves, and the other was sitting on a bamboo chair eating bamboo poles.

In fact, Ye Xiao saw pandas eating bamboo for the first time. He didn’t know that pandas were so awesome when they were eating. He used to watch cartoons and thought that pandas were cute creatures that chewed on leaves. Now he saw them eating bamboo poles. It looked terrified!

The panda was half lying on the bamboo chair, holding the split blue-yellow long bamboo pole in its two paws. Ye Xiao thought no animal could eat such a hard thing, but the panda could!It opened its mouth with sharp teeth and bit a corner of the bamboo pole, and then began to tear out thin bamboo strips. After tearing it off, it slowly put it in its mouth to chew, without cutting its mouth at all.

Ye Xiao used to hear people say that pandas like to eat bamboo poles more than bamboo leaves, and he took it as a joke, but he didn't expect it to be true. These cute creatures look cute, but their teeth are better than anyone else!Those teeth, tsk tsk!

Ye Xiao watched with gusto, and the tourists next to him were also amazed. Only Yi Dun's complexion was getting worse and worse. He already had a stomach writhing and had no appetite at all. He felt nauseous when he thought of eating, and it was the same when he saw others eating.

So when he saw the two pandas eating happily, he felt that he couldn't help it.

"Look, haven't you never seen a panda before? This is a rare animal in our country!" Ye Xiao patted Eaton's arm proudly.

It’s okay if you don’t shoot it, but it’s bad if you shoot it. After all, Eaton couldn’t bear it, and he vomited out with a slight bend. He vomited at Ye Xiao’s feet. Fortunately, he didn’t eat much in his stomach, so he vomited it out. Naturally, there were not many things, and he didn't splash all over the place. His posture was well grasped, and he didn't spit it on Ye Xiao and himself.

Here the panda is eating, and the child is throwing up. The onlookers who don't know the truth are startled. Why did the child vomit after watching the panda eat?

Ye Xiao was already terrified, why did he vomit? ! "Is it because of motion sickness? The medicine I just took didn't help?" Ye Xiao quickly put Eaton on the ground, then squatted down and took a tissue to wipe Eaton's mouth, and then took out pure water to rinse his mouth.

"Well...it's still very uncomfortable." Eaton couldn't pretend anymore, he was already ashamed like this, and Xiao Xiao had already shown him his most useless appearance, and he couldn't pretend anymore ...

Eaton was heartbroken, this is all right, this is the result of being brave, he was really ashamed today, will Xiao Xiao never have to look at him again in the future?

"Let's not go shopping, let's go home quickly, you need to have a good rest like this." Ye Xiao was in a hurry, he hurriedly carried Eaton to the outside of the zoo and was about to go home by car, but when he was about to get in the car, he just thought of something. Serious problem, it is obvious that Eaton can no longer ride in a car like this, and if he vomits, he will be out of stock.

That's troublesome, how can they go back without taking a car?This zoo is not close to home.

In the end, Ye Xiao thought of a solution after seeing the parking lot at the gate of the zoo. He asked the nanny to buy a bicycle, and bought a child seat to install it on. Not suitable for this kind of modern life at all!

Sure enough, it would be better if he changed his bicycle. Eaton didn't suffer from motion sickness, but he was still sitting on the child seat behind the car. The bodyguard riding the bicycle was a little embarrassed. But with a cute little baby, the painting style is a bit strange.

Ye Xiao wanted to come in person, but he didn't know how to ride a bicycle, and he hadn't learned this skill since he was a child, so he could only sit in the car and roll down the window to look at the bicycles on the non-motorized lane and frown.

It took more than an hour for everyone to return home. Eaton vomited. He felt that he was dirty, so he took a shower. When he was lying on the bed, Ye Xiao rubbed his head for a long time. Fell asleep.

Eaton had a dream, dreaming that Ye Xiao disliked him, disliked him for being dirty, disliked him for being useless, disliked him... In short, all kinds of dislikes, plus his head was still swollen and dizzy, Yiton really couldn't sleep this time stable.

This is one of those incidents that Eaton finds unfortunate today.

Of course Ye Xiao didn't know about the nightmare, he was happily greeting guests in the living room downstairs!

Ye Ze and Feng Chu came with their two little babies.

Ye Ze will release a new single in China in July, June is the promotion period, and his boxing contest will start in August, so he spends most of his time in China recently, and the US album will not be released until October hair.

Ye Ze hasn't seen Ye Xiao for a long time, and he misses him very much, so he squeezed out two days to bring his family to see Ye Xiao, and will stay at Ye Xiao's house tonight.

Ye Xiao was overjoyed after receiving Ye Ze's call. He was even a little thankful that Eaton was motion sick, otherwise he would take Eaton to the zoo, what would his brother do?

In Ye Xiao's heart, Ye Ze's status is obviously much higher than Yi Dun's.

"Brother! You're finally back. I thought you'd forgotten me after staying in America for a long time!" Ye Xiao and Ye Ze hugged each other non-stop, not to mention how affectionate they were.

How could Feng Chu be happy? Ye Ze of his family can only cuddle with him, even if Ye Xiao is his younger brother!Not a kid anymore.

So Feng Chu stretched out his hand to tear the two of them apart, and then randomly picked one of the two sons and stuffed it into Ye Xiao's arms: "If you want to hug him, you can hug him, what does it look like for you two adults to hug each other!"

Ye Xiao curled his lips, Brother Ye Ze and I kiss like brothers, what's wrong with hugging!

But with the cute little Ye Xiao in his arms, he won't be angry anymore, "Guoguo, do you miss Uncle?" Ye Xiao carried the child on the sofa and hugged him in his arms, and then kissed and kissed again and again, he couldn't put it down.

Diandian and Guoguo are children conceived by Ye Ze and Feng Chu, both in their early two years old.

Ye Ze's son is called Guoguo, he doesn't look like Ye Ze, he looks more like his mother, very delicate, but his temper is just like Ye Ze's, he is stable and generous, never crying, very easy to take care of .

Feng Chu's son is called Diandian, and he looks very similar to Feng Chu, so it looks like he is his own!He was a good child when he was just born, but as he got older, the frightening aspects of his genes became apparent. Regardless of his appearance, his character completely inherited Feng Chu's, and he was completely a bandit. Very shameless!The brain circuit is very peculiar, and it is extremely money-obsessed!

Even Ye Ze felt that the genes of the Feng family were terrible. Feng Chu's father, Feng Chu, had a ridiculously low EQ. If he grew into another Feng Chu in the future, he would be terrified to think about it. Can't be good!

"Think!" Guoguo is very obedient, he rubbed Ye Xiao's face with his small head a few times to express his intimacy, this uncle treats him very well, he likes it very much.

One big one and one small one were very tired and crooked, and those who stood aside looked unhappy, why did Uncle Ye care about kissing his younger brother and not him? !

So he climbed onto the sofa in twos and threes, then desperately pushed away Ye Xiao's hand holding Guoguo, squeezed Guoguo aside with all his strength, and then occupied Ye Xiao's arms by himself , and finally grabbed Ye Xiao's clothes and raised his head and pursed his lips to beg for a kiss.

Ye Ze raised his forehead, he almost forgot, this kid is still a crazy kisser!

Ye Xiao couldn't help being overjoyed, he didn't disappoint Dian Dian, he just chirped on Dian Dian's mouth several times, which finally satisfied the little guy.

Guoguo, who was being pushed aside, was not angry at all. He obviously suffered from this kind of thing often, and he was already in a state of resignation. His brother was so virtuous, very domineering.

Eaton slept very restlessly upstairs. After waking up from a nightmare, he couldn’t sleep much. He was dizzy. He opened his eyes and looked around. His Xiaoxiao was not there, so Eaton staggered The bed found someone.

When he got to the stairs, he heard the laughter downstairs, looked down, and gasped suddenly - his Xiao Xiao had cheated!

The scene Eaton saw happened to be when Ye Xiao and Diandian Jiujiu were in a state of distress. His mind was already buzzing, and he would faint if he was stimulated again!

Xiao Xiaoyou, my Xiao Xiaoyou, I just got car sick and vomited a bit, why are you just empathizing with each other like this?Yi Dun's heart was broken all over the place, but it was a bit like Ye Xiao's state when he first arrived at the school to report: he desperately needed a bottle of quick-acting heart-rescuing pills!

This is the second unfortunate thing that Eaton encountered today.

The former one has some factual basis, but the latter one is completely imagined by himself!

Take medicine dear, that's a child, how big of a brain are you trying to drive Ye Xiao into the path of pedophilia all day long!

"Xiao Xiao..." Looking eagerly at his sweetheart kissing a stranger, Eaton finally couldn't help but speak out, he had to find some sense of presence for himself.

Hearing the voice, everyone looked up in unison, and then saw Eaton standing at the top of the stairs holding the escalator.

"This is?" Ye Ze was a little surprised, how could there be a foreign child in the Ye family, it must not be from a relative's family, Ye Xiao has no relatives, "A friend's family?"

"Uh...he's my student." Ye Xiao briefly explained, "Didn't I tell you last week that I was looking for a job? He is a student of the school I work in."

Ye Ze took a good look at Eaton, then at his two babies, and then said hesitantly: "I don't think he looks like a primary school student, are you teaching kindergarten now? I remember that you don't seem to have a kindergarten teacher certificate Bar?"

"Uh...it's not a kindergarten, it's...a school for the disabled." Ye Xiao gritted his teeth and still used this lie.

Now, not only Ye Ze, but even Feng Chu, who has a negative EQ, gave Yiton a sympathetic look.

Eaton naturally heard Ye Xiao's words, and the broken heart he was repairing immediately shattered into dregs again.

……

Since having two more children in the family, Eaton feels that his status has changed drastically. His Xiaoxiao no longer belongs to him at all, and has been taken over by the two children named Guoguo and Diandian!In fact, his head is still a little uncomfortable, but he is worried, he can't go back to the room to rest at this time, if it doesn't work out, his sweetheart will run away with others, and he can't even find a place to cry up.

Well, in fact, Guoguo can be ignored. This baby is not aggressive and easy to deal with, at least in Eaton's mind, but that little bit is really a bit tricky. !

For example, when eating, Eaton used to sit on the children's high chair next to Ye Xiao, but now this seat is occupied by that little guy!I can only sit at a small table and eat alone with Guoguo!

For example, Ye Xiao sat on the sofa and stretched out his hand to hug him, but the guy called Diandian ran faster than him, walking like flying, and quickly crawled into Ye Xiao's arms.Moreover, this guy has a lot of strength, sometimes it's useless to run fast, this bastard pushes himself a little and he has to stand aside!

Sleeping at night is even worse, besides my real lover, the other two little ones also slept in Xiao Xiao's bed!That little bit is so shameless, looking at Xiao Xiao's most comfortable embrace, he almost squeezed himself out of bed!

……

After one night, Eaton was exhausted physically and mentally, and his heart was broken. He was listless all morning, and he felt that the food was not tasty at all.When he was halfway through eating, he found the man opposite was staring at him. It was the guest who came yesterday, who seemed to be called Feng Chu.

Eaton was stared at a little hairy, this person is so strange.

"Can I meet the child's guardian?" Feng Chu suddenly asked Ye Xiao.

"Huh? Why?" Ye Xiao asked strangely.

"You want him to shoot the MV?" Ye Ze is quite clear about what Feng Chu is thinking. His new single has been written and recorded, but the MV has not yet been shot. The angel came to dress up as Cupid, but he couldn't find a beautiful child he wanted. If he couldn't find him again, he was going to change his idea.

"Yeah." Feng Chu nodded, "He has a good appearance. He is about three years old and looks just right. The most important thing is that he speaks clearly and speaks more logically than children of the same age. This is quite rare. He is a good seed "He is very satisfied with Eaton. If possible, he would like to talk to Eaton's parents. He not only wants to find a role in the MV, but the child can also be packaged in another way.

If Eaton's parents are really looking for them, it's okay, Ye Xiao quickly waved his hands and said: "His parents are not in the country now, you should find other children."

"But we've been looking for it for a long time." Feng Chu was not reconciled, he was the kind of person who would never give up until he achieved his goal, and he spent the whole breakfast time trying to torture Ye Xiao to reveal information.

Although Yi Dun couldn't quite understand what everyone was talking about, but he heard his name, Ye Xiao and Feng Chu were talking non-stop, so Yi Dun stared at Ye Ze.

Looking at him, he felt that this person looked familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere before.

Thinking and thinking, trying to think back, finally at the end of breakfast, Eaton remembered, doesn't this person often appear on TV!It's a celebrity everyone knows!He is a big shot in the human world!

Eaton was a little excited. He had heard some songs from Ye Ze on TV. Even though the music in the human world was different from their music in the demon world, this person sang really well. He liked it very much. It's someone his Xiao Xiao knows!

His Xiao Xiao is really amazing, to know such a big man.

After talking for a long time, Ye Xiao didn't let go, Feng Chu could only be defeated.

Ye Xiao has no other choice. Where can he find Yiton's parents? Yiton looks like a three-year-old child. Commercial activities such as filming MVs must be approved by the guardian, otherwise Feng Chu would not dare to use them, but he I can't find it!

"It's okay, let me change the idea. I have two alternatives in my hand, which are the same." Ye Ze didn't care. The MV ideas in recent years were all created by himself, so just replace them if they don't fit. "By the way, Xiao Xiao, where is the school you work at? Is it far from home? What does it look like?" Ye Ze is most concerned about his younger brother's life.

"It's just two streets away, at Wenyuan Road." Ye Xiao took out his mobile phone, and then clicked on a photo to show Ye Ze, "This is what the school looks like, bro, take a look, I think it's pretty cool. Not bad, although it is a new school, the school has quite complete measures, and all kinds of teaching equipment are also very advanced, if you scroll down, all the pictures are taken of the school, I just took pictures for you to see." He said Brother is a superstar, he can't run around, it's more troublesome to come to school to see him, so it's the most practical to take a photo for him to see.

"That's pretty close." Ye Ze took a closer look at the photo and found that the school environment is really good, so he nodded, "I was a little worried when you took the teacher's exam, but now it seems that your choice is right. I see you are in a good mood, how do you feel about going to work?"

"Pretty good." Ye Xiao couldn't tell how he felt, this job was really exciting, it was very suitable for young teachers, older ones generally couldn't bear it.

Ye Ze kept flipping through the photos, and he suddenly stopped, staring at the screen for a long time before asking, "Is this photo a student you teach?" He flipped the phone over and let Ye Ze Shaw look.

Ye Xiao looked up, and his heart skipped a beat. This photo is a group photo of him, Hu Duoduo and other class leaders. Shaw was nervous.

"What's the matter, is there someone you know in the photo?" Feng Chu came over to look curiously.

"I don't know any of them, but I found several of them are very good-looking." Ye Ze has been in the entertainment industry for ten years, and he has seen countless good-looking people. Those who can be praised by him like this must be really good-looking.

"Let me take a look." Feng Chu was excited, his ability is to cultivate and discover stars, no matter if he is an idol or a powerful faction, he will not let it go, so he is very interested in hearing about good-looking people.

What Ye Ze showed Feng Chu was a group photo of several class cadres. Due to the small number of people, everyone's faces can be seen clearly. Except for Li Er, the other class cadres are quite good-looking. In fact, Li Er is not ugly. , It’s just too big and thick, it looks a bit clumsy.

"Are they adults?" Feng Chu suddenly asked Ye Xiao.

Reflexively, Ye Xiao immediately replied: "Well, I'm an adult." He didn't think much about why Feng Chu asked.

Feng Chu smiled and narrowed his eyes when he heard this, Ye Xiao didn't know if it was his illusion, he seemed to see a golden light flashing across Feng Chu's gold-rimmed glasses!

Ye Xiao's heart is not good, don't be what he thinks. "Uncle Feng, you don't mean to poach someone, do you?"

Feng Chu is already 40, but it looks like he is only around 30, almost 20 years older than Ye Xiao, so Ye Xiao has always called him Uncle Feng, Ye Ze has corrected this name, but Ye Xiao raised him from the beginning. It has become a habit, and nothing can change it.Ye Xiao called him brother, but called him Uncle Feng Chu, and he was a generation shorter than Feng Chu by no means!Just thinking about it makes me feel a little stuffed.

Feng Chu smiled and nodded. Digging people everywhere to turn waste into treasure is his housekeeping skill. He is known as Feng Didi. He is a famous shameless person in the industry. I don’t know how many colleagues want to beat him to death!

Ye Xiao raised his forehead, this must be the legendary occupational disease.

"Don't you forget, I teach a school for the disabled." Ye Xiao reminded.

Eaton, who was listening on the sidelines, couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

"They are so disabled, no matter how I look at them, I think they are quite normal." Looking around, Feng Chu felt that the conditions of these people were quite good, and he couldn't see any disabilities at all.

"There's nothing wrong with the appearance, it's here..." Ye Xiao pointed to his head.

Ye Ze was dumbfounded, what class did Ye Xiao go to? !

Feng Chu is not taboo about meat and vegetables, he waved his hands indifferently and said: "It doesn't matter, as long as it has my packaging, it will be fine, even a brainless person can be popular!"

Both Ye Ze and Ye Xiao are embarrassing: Isn't brain damage your exclusive pronoun? Everyone recognizes it.

"They are in a special situation, they are not allowed to go out of school, even on weekends, they are not allowed to come out." Ye Xiao hurriedly found an excuse to dispel Feng Chu's thoughts.

"It's okay, it's okay, we can go to your school first, and don't ask them to leave the school." Feng Chu is not afraid of any difficulties and obstacles! "Today is a good day. We are fine, and you should be fine too. Just go to school and see if it's okay, and you won't lose a piece of meat."

Feng Chu said that the wind is the rain, so he immediately settled the matter like this!

Ye Xiao: "..."