monster university

The dry fight between Xiaoyaozi and Qianxue ended when Hu Duoduo hit two resounding Mao Lizi.

"Fight, fight, hit your heads!" Hu Duoduo scolded the two monsters, he was so angry, these two idiots look smart, why are they fighting at the entrance of the cafeteria, do you want to eat? up? !It's really embarrassing for them to get such a result in the exam! "Read more books when you have time, and ask other students more, what's the use of fighting?!"

Hu Duoduo became the monitor of the class because of his own reputation as a demon. Other big monsters in the demon world or those with particularly noble bloodlines did not come to school. As a nine-tailed fox, Hu Duoduo should have the highest status. Contest, but Eaton is a demon, Fox Duoduo does not buy his order.

Because of his unsatisfactory exam results, he was already very upset that he couldn't buy things. Now there are two idiots fighting each other at the entrance of the cafeteria. It's really embarrassing!So he beat up the two monsters.

Xiaoyaozi and Qianxue are really wronged~ Although the two monsters stand in front of Hu Duoduo, they look cute, but when Hu Duoduo is not paying attention, they will still give each other a few glances, hum!Waiting to go back to the dormitory to make you look good!

The two demons said angrily in their hearts at the same time.

……

Last Friday, Ye Xiao gave mobile phones to the monsters and taught them how to use them. Naturally, Ye Xiao has to teach something special this Friday, otherwise the monsters' weekends will be wasted.

Ye Xiao wants to teach monsters how to use computers. Mobile phones and computers have a lot in common. Now that they know how to use mobile phones, computers are also very easy to use. However, only the podium in the classroom has Internet access, and that is the use of wireless routers. If multiple people surf the Internet at the same time, it will definitely freeze, so someone must be hired to install it again. In addition to the network, the circuit must be rearranged. There must be a place to plug in so many computers.

Ye Xiao thought it would be a good idea to invite someone over weekends, as the classroom was empty.Every room in the dormitory where the monsters live has a network cable, which is very convenient.

When Ye Xiao bought these computers, he asked the store to install the system and various commonly used software, such as QQ, so they can be used immediately.

"We're going to recognize and learn something new this afternoon." Ye Xiao patted the box at the door of the classroom, "Computer."

The monsters were a little excited. They knew that computer class was going to be in the afternoon when they helped to carry boxes in the warehouse before class. This thing is very powerful, even more powerful than mobile phones and TV sets!

The computer can't be used unplugged for a long time, but on the first day of teaching, Ye Xiao doesn't plan to teach for a long time, as long as he can teach them some simple operations, how to use the left and right buttons of the mouse, how to type, how to surf the Internet.

Internet monsters can't log in now, but Ye Xiao can demonstrate on the projector, and they can explore by themselves after returning to the dormitory.

Ye Xiao felt that as long as he taught the monsters to surf the Internet, he would learn a lot of computer knowledge without having to do his best. Although most of the things that can be read on the computer can also be done on the mobile phone, it is obvious that the computer is much more convenient. In order to see what you want The content you read or want to chat online and post on Weibo, the monsters will be very active without urging yourself.

The fact is exactly what Ye Xiao thought, digital products always have a lot in common, the basic operations Ye Xiao didn’t teach for a long time, the monsters will be able to master them, power on and off, left and right mouse buttons, commonly used tools, correct fingering Wait, there is no need to teach them professional computer knowledge, such as PPT, Excel, Ye Xiao himself can't understand it, and if he doesn't learn it, it will not affect his daily life.

"Teacher, what is this?" A monster raised his hand and asked, he knew the word on the icon, but he didn't know what it was used for.

Ye Xiao walked down and looked at the place pointed by the monster. He looked at it repeatedly, probably by the way when he installed the system.Ye Xiao straightened up and said to the demons: "I'm about to talk. The last icon in the first vertical row on the screen is a game called Lianliankan. The teacher suggests that you play more in your spare time." This is a puzzle game, I hope you will After playing, the IQ can be improved, so I don't have to worry about it. This average IQ is really worrying.

"There are a lot of games on the Internet. After you go back to the dormitory and surf the Internet, you can search for yourself. After all, you can find a game that suits your needs. It is much more versatile than the games on your mobile phone." Are you familiar with it?

After teaching the basic operation, it is to surf the Internet, which is also very simple. You can learn the usage of search engines at a glance, as long as you can type.

The monsters learned easily all afternoon, only a little bit harder at the end - how to use e-mail.

Ye Xiao taught the monsters how to register and send and receive emails, and finally assigned homework. During the weekend, all the monsters should register their own emails and write a 500-word email to him. There is no limit to the content, but it must be clear.After teaching pinyin for so long, I always let them start using it.

Ye Xiao wrote his email on the blackboard and said, "When typing, try to follow the fingering I taught you just now, otherwise it will affect the speed of typing in the future, and you may be laughed at by others." The main reason is to avoid being ridiculed. They don't want to be bumpkins anymore. Ye Xiao's words are naturally the most effective.

"Teacher, there are so many words. The first time you asked us to write an essay was [-] words, the last exam was [-] words, this time it was [-] words, next week it will be [-] words, right?" Ah Turtle pouted, he felt that the upgrade speed was too fast, faster than he played games!

All the monsters nodded in agreement, yes, yes, too many, too many!

"This is an exception. You are just learning to type. If you are proficient in using this thing, you need to use it more. When you are proficient in using it, the teacher will never assign this kind of homework again."

All the demons were very satisfied.

"Okay, it's almost done, everyone's computer is almost out of battery, go back to the dormitory and explore it." Ye Xiao taught the monsters how to plug in the network cable and then let them go after school. take an exam.

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When Eaton was about to follow Ye Xiao home, Hu Duoduo and other monsters stopped him. "Why?" Eaton asked strangely, "I didn't bring any snacks today." He was still very protective of his food, except for sharing some snacks to build a good relationship, he ate alone for the rest of the time.

Hu Duoduo really wanted to slap Eaton: "Did you eat snacks for your brain?! What happened to what I told you on Monday? We have been waiting for several days."

"Monday?" Eaton was taken aback for a moment, and then his eyes widened suddenly. He said why he seemed to have forgotten something very important recently, but he couldn't remember it no matter how hard he thought about it. He actually forgot such an important thing!

Hu Duoduo's black line: "Don't tell me you forgot, right?"

Eaton tugged at his curly hair, a little embarrassed, he had indeed forgotten.

All the monsters are speechless, they can forget about it, what the hell is this dragon doing all day long? !Going out of the barrier so many times a day, and not doing any serious business, is really good enough, has your brain been eaten by a dog? !

"Give me the contact information!" Hu Duoduo said viciously, "If you forget me again, I can remind you, really, are you all so unreliable in the devil world? Look what you have done."

Eaton is now a vulnerable group, and his force value is not even one percent of what it used to be. He can only bear it when he is scolded.Aggrieved, Eaton took out his mobile phone and exchanged contact information with Hu Duoduo and other monsters, and said that he would notify them as soon as there was any progress.

"I'm not talking about you. How long are you going to pretend to be a child? Teacher Ye already knows your age. It's useless for you to pretend anymore. If it were me, I would definitely return to my original shape. Talk with an adult's body. How convenient it is to fall in love." Hu Duoduo blinked and said ambiguously, he smacked his lips and said, "You are really lucky to be able to enter and exit the enchantment freely, hey, what a blessing~"

Eaton: "..." He felt bitter, but telling these monsters would only be ridiculed, these bastards would definitely not sympathize with him!

When Ye Xiao reached the stairs, he found that Eaton hadn't followed. When he turned back to find someone, he saw that Eaton was having a good time with his classmates, so he nodded in relief. It seems that they really reconciled, and the relationship looks pretty good. the ~

This is really a beautiful misunderstanding. In fact, both parties dislike each other very much.

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The monsters' computer learning speed is better than Ye Xiao imagined, it's too good!

Just on Friday night, some monsters figured out a way to watch XX movies. For a group of beginners who are new to computers, it can be regarded as quite awesome. All the monsters have learned the necessary skills for such a man!

Ye Xiao naturally didn't know about this kind of thing. The monster's intuition told them that it's better not to let the teacher know about it, and they might not be criticized, but they should not be praised.

Just treat it as a little secret among their students~~

Just as the monsters in the school were rejoicing over the pornographic film, Eaton was in a daze.

At night, while Ye Xiao was taking a shower, he ran to the balcony and tried to use a spell, but his body didn't respond at all.He can't restore his body to its original state, and he can't connect with the demon world or the demon world or the fairy world, that's only by using spells.

This made Eaton very anxious, how good this is!Hu Duoduo and the others will definitely come to ask him about his progress, how should he answer? !Eaton felt that he was about to lose face again...

Eaton returned to the bed in a daze. Ye Xiao just came out of the shower, with only a towel around his body, his hair was still wet, and his skin was translucent. After seeing it many times, Eaton thought it was very beautiful. If he could grow bigger It's alright, hey... just looking at it and not being able to do anything, it's just a torment~

It was not easy for him to drool over Ye Xiao while lamenting his bad luck.

"What's wrong?" Ye Xiao noticed that Eaton had a strange expression on his face.

"Xiao Xiao, you are so pretty." Eaton has never been stingy in complimenting Ye Xiao, his sweetheart, and often said some nasty words.

The two little babies of Ye Ze's family were finally picked up yesterday, and Eaton felt a lot better. He and Diandian would fight every day, but they never won, and they were beaten every day. There are a lot of points, but every time I lose, I cry when I say it!The kid from Feng Chu's family is really not an ordinary kid~

Ye Xiao didn't pay attention to Eaton, this Western monster is open, and can be eaten as a meal, three meals a day plus supper, Ye Xiao was quite flattered at the beginning, but now he doesn't take it seriously anymore.

I originally turned my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch.

——It is about the current situation of Eaton and Ye Xiao.

Everything goes wrong, that is Eaton!