monster university

All the monsters were listless all afternoon. To put it a little bit more exaggeratedly: they have nothing to love!

The takeaway plan went bankrupt, and a week of snacks was fined, and the monsters are no longer able to heal.

Eaton sat at the front and pretended to be transparent. He felt that this incident should be his responsibility, but since no one found out, he would not take the initiative to admit it. Isn't this stupid?

Forget it, I have gold as a snack, much better than other students, the gold in the human world is delicious~

In the afternoon, it was computer class. Ye Xiao received a call when he asked the students to contact and type. It was from the security guard at the gate, saying that two people were looking for him.

Ye Xiao felt a little strange. If he was an acquaintance, he would call him directly. If he didn't know him, who would come to the school to look for him, wouldn't he go to his house?

"Okay, I'll come right away, let them wait in the reception room for a while." After typing a few words to the monsters, Ye Xiao went downstairs to the gate.

Five minutes later, Ye Xiao saw the visitor mentioned by the security guard in the reception room, and then he was stunned.

They were two men, both of whom were quite gorgeous in appearance. Although they were dressed very casually, with slacks and T-shirts, their looks were really outstanding.

The one with long hair and waist with red highlights is very beautiful, with snow-white skin, big eyes are very moist, and the corners of the eyes are slightly red, it looks like a very unique eye shadow, but it looks very good for him, very He has temperament, and is not feminine. It is a bit like Jin Rui's temperament. He has the appearance of a big star, but Ye Xiao has never seen him on TV.

The one with short black hair and glasses looks like a social elite, Ye Xiao thought to himself, this look is comparable to Feng Chu, they are all handsome men with glasses.

Bah bah bah!What kind of handsome guy with glasses, Feng Chu is not counted!

"Hello, Teacher Ye, I'm Bai Wen." The one with the short hair was standing by the wall to read the school's student regulations. When he saw Ye Xiao coming, he hurried forward to say hello. hands.

Ye Xiao: "..." It's really not easy to have such an elite face and make such an expression, the style of the painting is seriously inconsistent.

"Hello, I'm Ye Xiao." Ye Xiao also extended his hand to shake the other party.

The other long-haired one was sitting on a chair. Seeing Ye Xiao coming, he quickly stood up to say hello. His name was Bi Feng.

"Who are you?" Ye Xiao had an intuition that these two people had unusual intentions, but he had even seen monsters before, so what else in this world could scare him.

"We are acquaintances of Principal Yu, and we are entrusted by her to come to the school this time." Bi Feng said with a smile.

Ye Xiao: "..." Damn it!

The two guests were really special, and there were outsiders in the reception room, so it was not a good place to talk, so Ye Xiao took them to the teacher's office next to the classroom to talk.

"Are you sent from the fairy world?" Since they are acquaintances of Principal Yu, Ye Xiao guessed that these two people should also be immortals from the fairy world.

"No, we are from the God Realm." Bai Wen shook his head.

"God Realm?" Ye Xiao sized the two of them up and down for a long time, no matter how you look at it, they all look like Easterners, "Isn't God Realm a Western term?"

"No, Mr. Ye, the God Realm in your perception is a bit different from ours." Bai Wen explained, "My original form is Bai Ze, and Bi Feng's original form is Bi Fang. We are all born divine beasts, and we should be Those who live in the God Realm are different from immortals. Immortals rely on cultivation, while gods rely on faith and blood. The demon king You Er in the demon world is originally a candle dragon, and also a divine beast."

Ye Xiao was startled when he heard the identity of the other party first, and then became embarrassing when he heard the identity of the demon king. Although the other party didn't elaborate later, judging from the other party's expression, the demon king must be the same. An unreliable, well-behaved god, went to the demon world to become a demon, and even became a demon king, which is really quite thoughtful.

He thought of the five-world war that Principal Yu said, and he became even more speechless. The beasts from the God Realm came to the Monster Realm to help the monsters fight the God Realm. This is a short-circuit in the brain, right? !Such a head can still be a king?It's okay monsters.

You can tell by looking at their leaders. It is estimated that the IQ of the entire demon world is a bit worrying.

"Are you here to help me with my work?" After the shock, Ye Xiao was quite happy. To be honest, he really feels a little tired by himself now. How can there be a school where all the classes are taught by the same teacher for a day!It's so unreasonable!When he saw Bai Wen carrying a suitcase, he thought it was their luggage.He thought it was great, there were two more teachers in the school!

"Miss Ye, you think too much." Bi Feng smiled and waved his hands.

Ye Xiao: "..." Is this a human language?Why are you pouring cold water on me so quickly, or in such a direct and ruthless way!Ye Xiao was quite injured, his little heart twitched.

"Then why are you here?" Ye Xiao felt a little depressed after being splashed with cold water, if he didn't come to help him, then why did he come?The school is already very chaotic, and now the gods are coming to join in the fun, isn't that even more crazy!Got it!

"Bi Feng always speaks so straightforwardly, Mr. Ye, please take care of me." Bai Wen obviously understands the world better, he patted the box and said, "We are here to take pictures of the students, this is the equipment we brought. I am a photographer, Bi Feng is my work partner, he is a makeup artist, and we both opened a photo studio in the urban area.” He handed a business card to Ye Xiao, “If Teacher Ye wants to take pictures, please come to our store .” He also advertised to attract customers.

"..." Ye Xiao was speechless for the first time today, and he felt quite shocked.

The business card is just an ordinary business card. It is indeed a photo studio. The main service content is written. The location is good. It is in the downtown area of ​​City A, where every inch of land is expensive, and it is on the first floor. The rent of the store facing the main road is not cheap. , but the name of the store is a bit weird: Shenduoduo Wedding Photography.

Damn, does this name really matter? It's so unromantic!You can't just take such a name just because you two are gods, if it's replaced by two monsters, is it possible to still be called Yao Duoduo?It would be even worse if it was replaced by two demons, Mo Duoduo?It just couldn't be better!

But Ye Xiao thought about it and felt that he was really worrying about it. He is a god. Even if the studio is closed, he can continue to return to the God Realm to be a god. His life expectancy is very long. Maybe he just came to the Human World to open a studio for fun. Hobbies.

But having said that, it is already very strange that two divine beasts came to the human world to open a photo studio. What are these two guys thinking about? !

"Taking pictures? What kind of pictures?" Ye Xiao was a little puzzled. Why are you taking pictures?

"Of course it's a photo of the ID card, and now we have to apply for an ID card for them, so that they can get it as soon as they graduate. It's very inconvenient to live in the human world without a ID card." Bai Wen explained with a smile, "Of course , although we give it to every student, we won’t give it to them before they graduate, so in the future, we still have to rely on Teacher Ye to teach them more, thank you for your hard work.”

Ye Xiao complained: If you know I've worked hard, send more teachers here!It's useful to just play lip service!

But after hearing Bai Ze's words, Ye Xiao finally understood that these gods and monsters have their own ways of handling certificates, and they are really advancing with the times!

"You really don't plan to ask more teachers to help me?" Ye Xiao confirmed again and again.

"Ms. Ye, you are so good and trustworthy, we don't trust anyone else!" Bai Ze first praised Ye Ze's teaching ability, and then changed his style of painting, "Besides, this school is actually managed by the fairy world. It has nothing to do with our God Realm, we are here today only at the request of our friends, and Principal Yu has promised us enough remuneration." As he spoke, he took out a blank sheet of paper and handed it over like a magic trick.

Ye Xiao didn't know, so he took it and took a look: This is a white note, which said that the school asked Bai Wen and Bi Feng to take ID photos for the students, and the payment was 32 RMB. The payer was the student, and it was deducted from the tuition. The school's chapter and the signature of Principal Yu Li.

32? !Ye Xiao was sure he wasn't dazzled, it really was 32!Not yen!Not Korean Won!Not even Zimbabwe's Zimbabwean dollar!It's RMB!After careful calculation, it is 1000 yuan per student!God!

"Are you robbing?! What kind of ID photo will cost 1000 yuan?!" I'm not those monsters without common sense. How can I, a native, not know anything about the human world? !This is a typical example of someone who came to trick a demon!

Being questioned by Ye Xiao, both Bai Wen and Bi Feng felt a little wronged, and Bi Feng turned his eyes around and said, "Ms. Ye, you have wronged us, and we are the price of conscience."

Ye Xiao's mouthful of blood constricted in his chest: Is this worth the price of conscience? !Then what price do you charge when you cheat people? !Even if those monsters are local tyrants, they can't be so foolish!

"Yes, Mr. Ye, we are really paying the price of conscience." Bai Wen continued, following Bi Feng's words, "We provide a one-stop service, from taking pictures to officially obtaining the certificate, it takes a lot of effort, they are monsters, It does not belong to the human world, it is not easy to obtain legal documents, without us getting through all the joints, this matter cannot be done!"

Ye Xiao: Shit!Monopoly, monopoly!Monopoly is this virtue!

The two sides bargained for a long time, but Ye Xiao didn't pay back a penny, and Bai Wen talked about it for three days, and he was defeated.

In the end, he still didn't get the discount for the students. Ye Xiao felt that he was a failure. Seeing the students being cheated, he was helpless. Hey...

"There are a lot of students, and it's getting late now. You guys are ready to start shooting right away. What environment is better for shooting?" Ye Xiao looked at the time. With so many people taking pictures, it's probably time for dinner after all the photos are taken. up.

"It doesn't matter. This room is very good. The classroom where the students attend classes is also fine. We have brought equipment, background lighting and so on." The two beasts looked quite professional.

"Okay, let's go to the classroom." Ye Xiao thought for a while and took the two of them to the next classroom, so that the students would not have to wait in line. They sat on their seats and went up to take pictures according to their student numbers. The rest of the students You can also continue to practice typing, killing two birds with one stone.

"Papa!" Ye Xiao clapped his hands after entering the classroom with the two beasts, "Students, pause for a moment, the teacher has something to say."

All the monsters who were typing hard looked up one after another, and then they saw two extra people in front of the podium.

Then many monsters became excited, and the whole classroom was blown up!

Of course, it's not because of happiness...