monster university

Help: I ​​have confessed my love many times, but my sweetheart just ignores me. I hope that kind-hearted people can give me some advice.

Floor 1: Sweetheart?What kind of old-fashioned name is this? Have you watched too many costume TV dramas?

Floor 2: Is lz male or female?

Floor 3: Either someone has someone in his heart, or you are too ugly, what kind of situation are you?

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lz: hey?Is the name sweetheart very earthy?I am not ugly, and I have not found that the person I like has someone else in his heart. ps: I am a man.

Floor 17: It’s been a long time since we’ve seen this kind of relationship consultation on our forum. Let me show you a photo first. You’re so frustrating. You can’t do anything that others don’t like. This is a world that looks at faces~

Floor 18: That's right, that's right, it's a burst of photos~

Floor 19: Words are unsubstantiated, there must be pictures and proofs, if you say you are not ugly, you are not ugly, maybe you feel too good about yourself.

Floor 20: Uh...lz looks a bit pitiful, forget it, everyone, don't embarrass him. lz, tell me about the situation between you and the person you like, so that we can analyze it for you and give you some specific information~

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Eaton read the various discussions and inquiries in the building, many of which were for him to take photos. After thinking about it, everyone's request was reasonable, and it was useless to just say it.

So he took a few photos of himself with the computer's camera, and then picked out a decent one and posted it on the forum.

Privacy or something, can I eat it?

lz: This is my photo (underneath this line is Eaton’s freshly baked selfie, without any PS, wearing white silk pajamas, half of the blond hair is behind, half on the chest, fair skin, pink mouth Yes, big blue eyes smiling.)

Floor 32: God! ! ! ! !beautiful! ! ! !

Floor 33: Don't be ridiculous, lz, is this really your photo?If you really look like this, what kind of person can't catch up with you? Is it fun to deceive people?

Floor 34: Is it really a photo of lz? !Is it real? !Feels like a doll.

Floor 35: It’s a foreigner, it feels a little fake, lz, you didn’t just find the picture on a foreign website, did you?

Floor 36: This looks better than the stars on TV, with blonde hair, blue eyes, and skin, tsk tsk tsk, lz, are you really here to consult about relationship issues? !Are you sure you didn't come to play with us?After growing up like this, you still need to consult about relationship issues? !

Floor 37: I don't believe this is lz, I seriously suspect that this floor is a joke.

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More than 90% of the people do not believe that the person in this photo is Eaton, and the rest are nympho.

Eaton was very distressed, what about the trust between people?Why doesn't everyone believe him? !

Liz: It's really me!Not a lie!

Floor 98: Go to the evidence, don't think you can fool us with just a picture!

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Eaton thought for a while and then replied: All right, then I will post a video now.

Half an hour later, when there was already a lot of noise on the forum, Eaton posted a link to a video. The video was very short, just half a minute, and it was just a brief self-introduction, saying that he was not lying.

The camera in this video shows Eaton's entire upper body. Eaton, who is only wearing thin pajamas, is very sexy and charming, and his voice is also very pleasant. Not to mention that women are moved by watching it, men are also a little bit uncontrollable. It's too eye-catching, this is the kind of person Stunner is talking about~

Now the whole forum is completely fried!Many people have forwarded it to Weibo.

Floor 143: Rub!It's true! !It can no longer be better! ! !

Floor 144: lz, don't force it, the twisted melon is not sweet!She doesn't want you, I want you!Come to my sister's arms!

Floor 145: Wow, it's rare to hear a blond foreigner speak Mandarin so well. Did you study in China?

Floor 146: Is that person lame?Don't you want this look? !

Floor 147: Look at this blond hair, so long, so shiny, so well maintained, and the size and decoration of the room, it looks like a rich person, rich and good looking, why doesn't she like you? ?There is no reason!

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Then the painting style of the whole building changed, most of them were nymphomaniacs and lovers, but very few people were carefully analyzing the reasons for Yiton's love failure.

At this moment, Eaton suddenly made a sound, and then the building was quiet for a while.

lz: It's not her, it's him. The person I like is a man.

After several minutes...

Floor 275: I now finally know why I can't get married! ! !What the hell, I lost when I came out of the mother's womb! ! !

Floor 276: Hahahahahahahaha, this is such a magical turning point!Already laughing crazy~

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Floor 331: Followed from Weibo, here to watch beautiful men~

Floor 332: lz continue, continue, and then?

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In a few minutes, the building has two or three hundred floors.

Floor 546: lz, I want to ask you a question, is the person you like heterosexual?If you are heterosexual, of course it doesn't matter how you confess, people don't like men at all.

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Floor 581: You are so good-looking, if he is interested in a man, and you pursue him so aggressively, how could there be no reaction, wouldn’t it be heterosexual?Have you figured it out?

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It took a long time before everyone began to help Eaton analyze the situation. First, they asked him whether the person he likes is heterosexual. If it is purely heterosexual, then it is useless, unless it is to change gender!It's good for people to ignore you, normal straight men probably have to turn against you, even beating someone is not guaranteed.

Eaton quickly replied: He shouldn't care about gender. When he rejected me, he didn't say that our gender is inappropriate. Although I have some places where it is inconvenient to say, it is definitely not because of gender!

Eaton is sure of that!

Their demons don’t care about gender. Eaton only recently learned that human beings still pay attention to gender issues. Their demons have a long life span, and almost no one cares about giving birth to the next generation. It doesn’t matter if they have or not. Most monsters are They are not produced by the birth of demons. Just like immortals, most of them rely on their own cultivation to become immortals. Those who think about giving birth to children are simply weird. They don't need the next generation to continue anything.

Married monsters like Puli, as well as the big fox family like Hu Duoduo, and natural beasts like Bai Zezhulong are very rare. Ling, he was a human being before, and Jin Rui was just an ordinary poisonous snake in the beginning.

Since it wasn't a gender issue, it was strange. Everyone felt that it was unreasonable for Eaton's unpopular appearance, so they all asked Eaton to elaborate on the details of how the two got along.

lz: He is my teacher, he treats me very well, and even takes me to live in his house, and I live in his house now. ps: I slept in the same room with him before, but he got angry with me some time ago, so now I can only sleep in the guest room.

Floor 1045: I wipe it! Liz, are you sure you didn't come to show your affection? !Are you sure it's not the young couple who are having a fight? !

Floor 1046: Speechless, isn't this already together? You all slept together, isn't that enough? !What are you going to do? Do you want to get a certificate?Homosexuals in our country do not give licenses~

Floor 1047: Damn it!Dare to build a thousand buildings in vain, aren't you already together, isn't it just a quarrel, what about you?

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Eaton: "..." He didn't know what to say. He thought he was already with Ye Xiao before, but later found out that Ye Xiao didn't think so at all!He didn't know what was wrong.

So Eaton continued to say on the Internet: No, we are not together. Although we slept in the same bed, nothing happened. You misunderstood.

Everyone was completely confused by Eaton's explanation. What the hell is going on? Since there is no problem with gender, they are sleeping on the same bed, but nothing happened. This is unscientific!

Everyone has been confused by Eaton, and Eaton doesn't know how to explain it clearly. He can't tell the age of him and Ye Xiao, right? You can't say that you are a demon in the human world. It's breaking the rules. , might be struck by lightning!

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The building has been under construction, and everyone is discussing it in full swing. Eaton doesn't know when he fell asleep. When he woke up in a daze in the morning, he found that he was lying on his stomach. He fell asleep while chatting last night. Well, almost none of the good ideas were solicited, but the more they talked about it, the more chaotic it became.

At the end of the chat, the relationship between him and Ye Xiao has become very forbidden!Guess what!

Eaton felt that he couldn't get better.

The worst is yet to come, Eaton doesn't know yet, he has already been on Weibo's hot topic...