monster university

Ye Xiao walked in the front, followed by a large group of monsters and ghosts. He was actually quite nervous. If Yu Li hadn't vaccinated him, saying that none of the monsters here had the intention to kill, he would never have dared to walk in the last place. front!

Blame A: "Our teacher is really temperamental."

Blame B: "What is temperament?"

Blame A: "It's because of his outstanding manners. I heard about it from a fairy a few days ago."

Blame B: "Oh, yes, our teacher's demeanor is indeed outstanding."

Blame A: "It's much better than those gods! Those gods look down on us, and it's not a good product at first sight!"

Blame B: "Yes! They look fair, but they are all black-bellied, not good!"

Strange A: "Our teacher is different. He looks capable. No matter how powerful they are, how can they understand the human world better than people in the human world?"

Blame B: "That's right! When we finish our studies and go back, it will definitely open the eyes of those gods!"

Blame A: "By the way, what is a dormitory?"

Blame B: "It's a place to sleep, a house to stay."

Blame A: "You are so smart!"

Blame B: "That is!"

Since Ye Xiao and the demons came to the school for the first time and were not familiar with the campus, they searched for ten minutes before finding a dormitory building not far from the teaching building. It was also a three-story building, very large, and the gate was gilded The three big characters: dormitory building.

Ye Xiao wondered, why is there only one building? Could it be that male and female students live in the same building?But when he thought about it later, it seemed that among so many students, there were no girls.

Ye Xiao thought wildly: Could it be that monsters are also so pedantic, that men are superior to women, and banshees can't show their faces?

In fact, Ye Xiao thought too much. Most of the demons are sexually promiscuous. The demon king Youer thinks that it is better to teach male demons and female demons separately, so as not to study hard and just want to fall in love, so this batch will teach male demons first, and the next batch may be replaced. Banshee gone.

Just as Ye Xiao turned his head to greet the demons to enter the building, he saw a small figure rushing out of the corner at the end of the road: our classmate Yiton.

Since his body has shrunk, he can't do anything, not to mention clumsy, and he walks very slowly, and he will fall if he is a little faster.

The other students are all tall and tall, but he is the only one who stands out. He is very hard-pressed, but the gang of monsters and ghosts are so rough-minded that they don't even notice his plight. Don't remember him!

Eaton had no choice but to slowly climb down from the chair, and then tried to keep up with the large army with unsteady steps, and then Ye Xiao saw it.

Ye Xiao didn't know Yi Dun's real situation, and thought he was just a child, so he felt very distressed when he saw this scene, so he hurried back to pick him up, this child really doesn't look like a monster, what a beautiful baby!It was not threatening at first glance, such a monster made Ye Xiao feel particularly safe in his heart.

"Come on, I'll hug you." Ye Xiao stretched out his hand and brought Eaton, who was out of breath, into his arms, and then said distressedly, "It's the teacher's fault that he didn't notice you." Little kids come to school with those grown monsters.

But think about it from another angle, children have to be taught from an early age, those monsters are so old, and it is difficult to change their living habits, so it is much easier to teach children.

Eaton was picked up suddenly, he felt a little ashamed at first, he is a majestic prince of the devil world, to be hugged like this, he must be ashamed to death if he said it!But after sitting in Ye Xiao's arms and smelling the fresh fragrance of Ye Xiao's hair, he didn't think so much.

This human being smells really good, and looks good too. In fact, it's nice to be hugged like this.

Thinking of this, Eaton squinted his eyes and rubbed against Ye Xiao's neck. Ye Xiao felt that the child was cute and pitiful.

Yes, our classmate Eton is a little golden dragon with a hairy hair. Dragon nature is obscene. Apart from liking beautiful gems, he also likes beauties. Ye Xiao's appearance just suits his appetite.

Blame C: "Who is this?"

Blame D: "I don't know, I don't remember seeing such a young child when I signed up."

Monster E: "It should be from the demon world, we don't have one like this in the demon world."

Blame F: "By the way, what about that Prince from the Demon Realm that I saw when I signed up?"

Blame G: "I don't know, what's it called?"

Blame H: "I don't know."

Since Eaton entered the school and suddenly became smaller, he is not willing to talk to people much, it's too embarrassing!So so far, no monster has recognized him.

"Come on, everyone line up first." Ye Xiao clapped his hands, "A group of ten people, one row at stations 1 to 10, one row at stations 11 to 20, and the queue goes down in turn."

Ye Xiao has read the dormitory information, the dormitory is for ten people, a large living room plus ten small rooms, all kinds of facilities are complete, it is quite a luxurious suite.

The monsters could still understand the queue, so the queue was completed after a while.

Ye Xiao followed him into the dormitory from the first monster in each team, and concentrated on explaining how to use the modern dormitory building, and then these monsters could teach their roommates.

Holding Eaton, Ye Xiao brought 32 monsters into the dormitory building, a group of people entered one of the rooms, and Ye Xiao introduced the room measures to all the monsters one by one.

The room is very beautiful. Once you enter the door, you will see a very spacious living room. Ye Xiao looked around, then walked to the right wall and pressed the switch on the wall, and the light in the living room turned on. What?! It’s really powerful, but it suddenly lit up without mana! Is the light inside a fire?”

"This is an electric light, not a fire." Ye Xiao explained, "When the room is dark, just press the switch, and when you want to turn it off, press the switch."

Then Ye Xiao pointed to the jack under the switch: "You can't touch this, it will cause an electric shock." Now the monsters don't know how to use electrical appliances, so tell them first, so as not to get too curious and get electrocuted. I don't know how long the monsters will get an electric shock won't die...

All the demons were terrified, they were about to get an electric shock!Why do humans keep such horrible things in their homes!It just couldn't be better!

They still know that every time there is a monster crossing the catastrophe, there will be thunder and lightning in the sky, and monsters will often be struck to death by lightning!Terrible!

Human beings are really amazing!He can actually manipulate thunder and lightning to place his home!All the monsters looked at Ye Xiao with even more admiration!

"This is TV. You can watch TV when you have nothing to do. You should be able to learn a lot." Ye Xiao felt that TV should be a useful learning tool for monsters. Ye Xiao taught them how to adjust the channel and sound size etc.

The female fairy has shown the computer to the monsters before, so now I am not too scared to see the monsters on TV. This is not because people are locked in it, but "technology"!Even if they don't understand it.

There is nothing else to see in the house, but the bedroom, which is the place to sleep anyway, no matter how modern it is, it is the same, that is, the bed and quilt, there is nothing to say, pots and pans, no matter what era people are. It can be used, that is to say, the style is relatively novel. After a little talk about it, the demons will understand.

The rest is the bathroom.

Although the monsters were very curious about the super-clear large mirror in the bathroom, they had seen so many glass doors and windows in the school before, so their mentality had calmed down a lot, and they could only keep marveling at the capabilities of humans in their hearts.

"Did you see this switch? The red one is for hot water, and the blue one is for cold water. You can turn on whichever switch you want to use. If you want to use warm water, turn on both. Adjust it yourself." Ye Xiao demonstrated while speaking. , and let the monsters come forward to experience it.

"Ms. Ye, you human beings are really amazing!" The monsters were amazed. They didn't use any magic spells, and no one lit a fire. They could ask for hot water for hot water, cold water for cold water, and warm water for warm water. No need to fetch water from the river or well outside, which is really convenient!

"This is the place to wash your face and brush your teeth, and this is the place to take a shower. The switches are the same." There is no bathtub in this bathroom, and it is raining.

The demons nodded, expressing their understanding.

Then there is the flush toilet, which is relatively simple and easy to teach, although the monsters are still amazed.

"This is a washing machine. It's used for washing clothes." Ye Xiao looked at the instructions on the washing machine. He was relieved that it was fully automatic. I have never done housework before. "Put the dirty clothes in, then put a tablespoon of washing powder, then close it, and finally press this switch. When it stops moving, the clothes will be washed, and you can open it and take it out." Come out to dry."

"This is washing powder." Ye Xiao pointed to a large box of Mimi brand washing powder on the shelf next to it. This school is quite particular, and the brand of washing powder used is quite good. It often advertises on TV, "There is a spoon in it." , just use one spoon at a time, just like... um... just like the saponins you use." In ancient times, saponins should be used, right?

If all the monsters were just amazed, now they can be said to be overwhelmed with admiration, even the clothes can be washed automatically!How can humans be so capable!How did they do it!Simply amazing!

Eton, who was huddled in Ye Xiao's arms, also opened his mouth wide in surprise, no wonder my father asked me to go to school, human beings are really amazing!

Then it was time for free questions. Ye Xiao asked all the monsters to ask questions freely, and just ask if they don't understand.

All the monsters asked questions about how to use the refrigerator, air conditioner and other small appliances, and Ye Xiao patiently answered and explained them one by one.

Ye Xiao could answer all the questions, but the last question made him dumbfounded.

"Miss Ye, we have a place to live, so where should we eat?"

"..." Ye Xiao was stunned for a long time, yes, where should we eat?He is the only teacher in the whole school!Not even a logistics aunt!