who let you beat me

After being shocked, Shen Huaian reminded Leng Mo that a twisted melon is not sweet, and hoped that Leng Mo would pay attention to the methods and methods, and not do anything radical.

After listening indifferently, he said that he knew what he knew, and continued to work happily.

After a few days of collective efforts by the whole company, they finally bought a lot of time for their president, and just after the new year, he followed Qi Tian back to his hometown in the Northeast.

The two first flew by plane, then picked up a minicooper that had been reserved in advance, and arrived at Qitian's hometown.

This car is going to be given to Qi's mother. Shen Huaian heard Qi Tian mention that when his mother was a young girl, he dreamed of owning a 3000 million Lamborghini. When he matured, he only wanted a 30 minicooper. .

At that time, Shen Huai'an was still seriously considering whether to really send a Lamborghini, but was stopped by Qi Tian, ​​"Baby An'an, my parents and mother can't afford such an expensive car. If you really want to give it away, it's really just a decoration. .”

After getting off the plane, Shen Huai'an saw a particularly thick snow on the roadside. Now driving the car and passing through many desolate villages, Shen Huai'an finally understood why the snow in the south is completely incomparable with that in the north. It is not the same amount at all. class.

After several hours of driving, after leaving the toll booth, Qi Tian reminded Shen Huai'an that he had arrived.To Shen Huai'an's surprise, Qi Tian's hometown is not the muddy road as he imagined. You have to change to a bus, and then ride a donkey or something to get there. In the end, you can see a vast field. .

Qi Tian seemed to have seen what Shen Huai'an was thinking at a glance, and explained, "Baby An'an, my place is indeed small, but it is also a county-level city, not as desolate as you think. Do you think we are here? You have to wear a big padded jacket and two padded trousers."

Shen Huaian rolled his eyes at him, "I'm not stupid, it's just that you always talk about your hometown, making me think that your family lives in the countryside and has land."

"Actually, many rural villages are not dirt roads anymore. If I have a chance, I can take you to see them."

Qi Tian directly drove the car downstairs to his house, and went upstairs with Shen Huaian carrying gifts.

Shen Huaian was a little nervous at the moment, "Qi Tian, ​​will it be embarrassing if my Northeast dialect is not standard?"

Qi Tian laughed as soon as he heard it, "It's okay, An'an, baby, don't be nervous, when you get to my house, you will find that my dad's Northeast dialect is even more substandard."

"Where is that uncle from?"

"Northeast."

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After arriving home, Qi's father and Qi's mother happily welcomed them into the house in pajamas that didn't look like pajamas.The house is not very big, but the living room is very spacious and bright, the coffee table is full of various fruits, and there are many small snacks.

Just after the new year, everything in the house has just been tidied up, Shen Huai'an's awkwardness disappeared as soon as he entered the door.

Originally, Qi's mother's impression made Shen Huai'an feel that Qi Tian's family might not have much interest in him. Unexpectedly, Qi's mother was quite enthusiastic and pulled Shen Huai'an to ask a lot of common and unusual questions.Shen Huaian could deeply feel that Qi's mother really liked him.

Qi's father went to the kitchen to cook, and Shen Huaian suggested that he could help, so in the end, Qi Tian and Qi's mother, two people who knew nothing about cooking, stayed in the living room and stared.

Qi's mother secretly took out an ice cream from the refrigerator to eat, and Qi Tian peeled an orange, "Mom, did my dad let you eat it cold?"

"So if your dad finds out later, this is what you'll eat."

"Okay, then you are not allowed to show An An the photos of me when I was a child."

Qi's mother expressed great regret when she was told about the central matter, "Isn't this to let him know more about your life that he has not participated in?"

"No, he basically understands everything."

"Then does he know that you look really good in skirts?"

"..."

In the kitchen, Qi's father was quite satisfied with Shen Huai'an's cooking skills, "Huai'an, Qi Tian's cooking skills are completely inherited from his mother. I heard that you two live together, I really appreciate you."

"No, no, I usually cook by myself at home, and Qi Tian doesn't pick anything, as long as there is meat."

"It's actually up to his mother. She said that for their carnivores, eating vegetables is equivalent to eating grass. Why does she eat grass?"

Shen Huaian and Father Qi chatted while cooking.Shen Huai'an noticed that Qi's father did not speak with an accent at all. They said that people in the Northeast always thought they were speaking Mandarin, but people from other provinces could hear it when they heard it. But now Shen Huai'an felt that his accent was worse than that of Qi's father. Heavy.

At dinner time, the family sits at the dining table and the meal is very rich.In Shen Huai'an's impression, such a family can prepare meals at home without any distractions, and there are really few opportunities to eat and chat casually.

Qi's father has been picking up vegetables for Qi's mother, and Qi's mother will put some dishes that he doesn't like into Qi's father's bowl, and Qi Tian has been picking up vegetables for Shen Huai'an.

Qi Tian took a bite of the sweet and sour carp, "Huh? Baby An An, you made this fish, right?"

"Have you tasted it?"

"Yes, I am very familiar with the technique and taste of pouring sweet and sour sauce after frying."

Shen Huai'an actually didn't feel that everyone's cooking taste was so obvious that he could taste it in one bite.Qi's mother thought for a while, "Maybe it's because people who don't know how to cook are more likely to be spoiled."

Qi Tian echoed, "That's right, I didn't like instant noodles anymore because of the food I had during the few days when you tied me up."

The air froze for a moment, and Shen Huai'an didn't know how to explain in his dazed state, so he heard Mother Qi say leisurely, "Tsk tsk tsk, you young people really know how to play."

Shen Huaian buried his head in his meal, his ears turned red.

After dinner, Shen Huaian and Qi Tian washed the dishes together, and the family sat in the living room and chatted for a while.Qi's father and Qi's mother wanted to go to bed early, so they went to clean up and wash up first. In order not to affect their rest, Qi Tian also led Shen Huaian back to the room early.

Shen Huaian showed great interest in Qitian's bedroom, walking around and looking through it, Shen Huaian wanted to see the traces left by Qitian's past life.

While browsing casually, Shen Huai'an suddenly thought of something.

"Qi Tian, ​​have you ever been in love before?"

"Why are you asking this all of a sudden?"

Shen Huai'an didn't know why he suddenly had this idea, he thought about it carefully, walked over and sat in front of Qi Tian, ​​"I think when people fall in love, don't they have to look up their love history."

Qi Tian lay comfortably on the bed, squinted his eyes, and waved to Shen Huai'an, signaling him to come over.After Shen Huaian came over, Qi Tian took him into his arms.

"Baby An'an, I don't think I have any love history, but if you want to hear it, I can tell you about it."

"I stayed in Shaolin Temple when I was young. At first my grandma was afraid that I would become a monk, so she strongly opposed it at first, but a master told my grandma to let her relax. I have no destiny with Buddhism."

"Later, I stayed in Shaolin Temple for so many years. Although my temper was worn down, I really didn't have any fate with Buddhism. As long as I listened to the scriptures, I would be sleepy."

"Then I left the Shaolin Temple and went home and started school. When I was in high school, something happened."

"During that time, there was a popular novel, the main character was a monk. I don't know who knew that I grew up in Shaolin Temple. As a result, people came to my class to block me every day, maybe not because they liked me, or because they liked me. It’s a big trend. Even though this comic is no longer popular, I’m really handsome, so there are still many people who come to block me.”

"Although the people who came to block me were mostly young ladies, you know, they were all young at that time. Maybe some hot-blooded boy fell in love with a girl who fell in love with me, so he couldn't sit still."

"I was in an art class in high school, and it was pretty chaotic at first. The school didn't care about us. So during that time, I had fights every day in the parks and alleys near the school."

"They couldn't beat me, so they always came to fight with me. In the later stage, maybe the people they like changed from batch to batch, but everyone has become a habit of fighting after school."

"Until the end of the college entrance examination, no one could beat me. To be honest, I still don't know why they are so weak."

After Shen Huai'an heard such a miraculous experience of Qi Tian, ​​he was really surprised for a while, then thought about it carefully, and asked a question, "So what do you say so much has to do with your love history?"

"Is this the closest I've been to an emotional scene?"

"alright."

"An'an baby, you can also talk about it."

"...Don't you know everything about me?"

"I want to listen to the previous one."

Shen Huai'an frowned, as if he was trying very hard to remember something, "Anyway, I received a lot of love letters when I was in elementary school, I can't remember clearly."

"When I was in junior high school, I had a crush on a boy, and I would give him gifts. My brother found out. In fact, that boy really has a problem with his character. While enjoying my gift, he told others that I was sick. , It's disgusting to cling to him every day. But my brother never wastes his tongue with anyone without evidence. "

"So my brother sent his men to stop that boy on his way to school for a week, doing nothing but tearing up his homework. Naturally, he couldn't turn in his homework, but the teacher wouldn't believe a kid who said he finished his homework I got it but was snatched on the way."

"The boy's family also had some money, and his parents were too busy to take care of him. In the end, he couldn't take it anymore and wanted to transfer to another school, so his family transferred him. After he disappeared completely, my brother slowly let me listen Talk about the gossip that boy said about me before."

"In high school, we were ranked according to grades. Han Yi and I were no longer in the same class, but we still hang out with each other every day. At that time, we basically skipped class every day to play games in Internet cafes, but they thought I was bad."

"There is a little girl who is good at studying. She looks quiet, but she always skips class with us. Later, Han Yi and the others tried not to take me after being tricked by me, and then she beat me up. .”

"That time really shocked us. A girl's sense of hand speed operation is really incomparable to us. Later she said that it would be no problem if she wanted her to fly, but she had to take me. That was the first time Someone besides my brother will give me a head."

Speaking of this, Shen Huai'an stopped for a long time, Qi Tian asked curiously, "And then?"

Shen Huai'an's expression was very mysterious, and after a long time of contemplation, he choked out the next sentence, "Then we were five black together, and our ranks all went up. It's no problem for her to take us to lie down when the rank is low, but when the rank is high, the matching people will also go up." incredible."

"In the beginning, the girl was able to suppress the anger of kneeling three times in a row to comfort me and say nothing was wrong. Later, when she knelt down to the tenth kneeling, her mentality completely collapsed."

Shen Huai'an's expression fully explained his fear when he was young.

"After fighting for a while, the girl suddenly started to become the eighteenth company of quality. From the beginning to the end, the four of us were silent, and the whole Internet cafe was quiet. After scolding for more than half an hour, there was no repetition."

"That hand might have added momentum, and we narrowly won. After the end, the girl pointed at my nose and said something, which I will never forget."

"Shen Huai'an, are you fucking mentally retarded? You can't even masturbate yourself with this kind of hand speed."

The author has something to say: I don’t know what happened today, but my left shoulder hurts along with my back, probably due to a stiff neck.

I was writing and I found that I might have to write another chapter or two.

Thank you all for your support.

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