A king is like a cat

He wants to feed me?Is he feeding me something?What is this custom?A man, to feed me, another man to eat.Your majesty, don't you have any special hobbies?Broken sleeves divided into Tao Longyang?Zhuo Zhuo's heart was full of turmoil, and he was stunned for a long time before he said: "I...is this not good?"

"Let you open your mouth!"

Under the coercion from the emperor, Zhuo Zhuo gritted his teeth and closed his eyes and swallowed the shredded fish-flavored pork with one chopstick.

"Are you...?"

"Test the poison. I think it's the first time you serve food and don't know the rules. Next time, you will take the initiative to test the poison." Zhang Zhuoyun said solemnly.

"I... take the order." Zhuo Zhuo felt that the fish-flavored shredded pork in his throat hadn't been swallowed yet, and it was so stuck that he couldn't breathe properly.

After a meal, Zhuo Zhuo felt uncomfortable all over his body, Zhang Zhuoyun didn't seem very satisfied.Zhang Zhuoyun's cell phone rang while clearing the table.

"Who! Little table! Someone is going to assassinate!" Zhang Zhuoyun was so frightened that he almost fell off the sofa.

"It's just that the phone is ringing." The caller is the former Zhang Zhuoyun's best friends in the circle, Chen Hanyu, a very talented but slutty singer. It’s just a swipe and you’re connected.”

"Zhuoyun! I heard that you have passed the audition! Congratulations, why don't you come out and celebrate! Brothers are waiting for you!" up.

Zhang Zhuoyun frowned and didn't speak. He didn't know whether he was lamenting the wonder of this artifact that can transmit sound for thousands of miles or angry at the unreasonableness of Chen Hanyu, a troublemaker.

"Hey! Can you hear that? Zhuoyun?"

Zhuo Zhuo took the phone and pressed the mute button, and asked: "This is your friend, do you want to meet in the past?"

"Where are they?"

"Ah...maybe it's a bar?"

"A bar is a restaurant? How can I go to that kind of place! Don't go!"

"Then you can tell yourself." Zhuo Zhuo handed over the phone again.

"You..." Zhang Zhuoyun just said a word into the microphone.

"Zhang Zhuoyun, are you dumb? I've been asking you for a long time!" Chen Hanyu deserved to be a singer, and his curses were magnetic.

"Get out!" Zhang Zhuoyun dropped the phone.

Zhuo Zhuo looked at the mobile phone on the ground, then at Zhang Zhuoyun, and suddenly felt aggrieved that the baby was suffering but the baby didn't talk about it.Think about Zhang Zhuoyun in the past when he had no work arrangements, and he was drunk and dreamy in places of drinking and sex from morning to night. Now Zhang Zhuoyun probably doesn't have that hobby, but he must not break up his interpersonal relationship.

"Why don't you go out and get together more? Although this Chen Hanyu is a fool...he has nothing, but the entertainment industry is also mixed with personal connections, isn't it? Just like when you are the emperor, you have to have a prime minister. The minister has something to show Use it for a while, but you won’t listen no matter how much you say, I have to go home, you go to bed early.” Zhuo Zhuo sighed, took his bag and walked to the door.

"Stop, who gave you permission to leave." Zhang Zhuoyun patted the table, "It's really out of order. If you leave, who will wait for me to take a bath?"

take a bath?bath?serve?I?Zhuo Zhuo turned a few big turns in his mind and froze on the spot, so before going to bed, should he turn over the sign to serve him?

"In addition, that Chen, do you think he is suitable to be my helper?" Zhang Zhuoyun tapped his index finger on the table as if he was thinking about something, "For your recommendation, let him be a minister of the Ministry of Rites first, don't let him I'm disappointed, little table, well I'm tired, I'll play tomorrow if I have something to do."

Minister of Rites? !Then should I call Chen Hanyu to congratulate you, the emperor has taken a fancy to you?Don't think I'm a demon.

"I don't want to reprimand you anymore, why are you in a daze again?" Zhang Zhuoyun sighed, "Hurry up and prepare hot water, I'm tired."

Waiting for Zhuo Zhuo to adjust the water temperature and put a bathtub full of hot water before he reacted a little, waiting for a bath?No clothes?What? !

Before he could think too much, the bathroom door swung open, and Zhuo Zhuo subconsciously covered his eyes, not to look at evil.After a long time without hearing any movement, he slowly separated his fingers a little, and saw Zhang Zhuoyun, who was neatly dressed, with an indestructible expression from between his fingers.

"What do you want to see?" Zhang Zhuoyun slowly squatted down and kept at the same height as Zhuo Zhuo who was lying on the bathtub to test the water temperature. He even lifted up the corner of his jacket and touched the belt with both hands.

"No...it's nothing, water...hot water...it's pretty good, hahahaha." After slipping a few times, Zhuo Zhuo ran out of the bathroom with a flattering smile.Why does the same body look so normal to me before, but how does it look awkward now?People, it really depends on temperament.

Zhang Zhuoyun got used to modern daily life faster than Zhuozhuo imagined. Originally, Zhuozhuo wanted to be a life mentor for Zhang Zhuoyun, but now he can only nest in a corner, lamenting the extraordinary talent of this person while serving his ancestors hard-working.

"Hearding what you said, I can barely be considered an authoritative person in this world?" Zhang Zhuoyun asked while lying on the wicker chair on the balcony in a quiet and warm afternoon.

"Yes." Zhuo Zhuo answered while lowering his head to peel the apple.

"I'm afraid it is necessary to win over people's hearts and expand their influence."

"..." Zhuo Zhuo was completely speechless in his heart, "Just as long as you are happy."

"Last time you said that Chen had a good relationship with me..."

"It's not just him, your friend...you have a lot of friends. But according to your current temper, you shouldn't be able to hang out with them."

“How come you see?”

"You don't want to go to the bar. I guess you can't play the game. You must feel that your identity is offended in the nightclub. In this way, you shouldn't be able to play together."

"Is there something I can't do?" Zhang Zhuoyun raised his eyebrows and raised his voice.

Zhuo Zhuo was so frightened that he almost dropped the apple in his hand on the ground.

"Let me try it." Zhang Zhuoyun was eager to try.

So, Zhuo Zhuo spent an afternoon teaching Zhang Zhuoyun how to play elementary Tetris, and the apples on the table turned yellow.

"..." Zhang Zhuoyun looked at the game over on the screen with a blush on his face, but it only took a moment to develop into an angry expression, "It's ridiculous! How can there be such inexplicable entertainment!"

"Then..." Zhuo Zhuo sighed deeply, "What entertainment do you think is normal and interesting?"

"I practice swords in my free time, and hunt in autumn."

"Your recreational activities are quite unique, but these activities are not very popular in our era. If you want to practice swords, you can only go to the square early to grab a seat. Horseback riding and archery are fine, hunting is illegal."

"Then let's ride horses and shoot arrows. You invite my friends and go to the racecourse someday."

"You still have to film."

"Well, after this."

Zhuo Zhuo finally breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this, at least it will take a few months to shoot this movie, according to Director Wang's temperament, it is not surprising that it will take a year to shoot, and he may not know what will happen then.Live one day at a time.

Soon Wang Jiaxing's play will officially start, which means that Zhang Zhuoyun will soon join the group.This means that His Majesty will soon get along with all kinds of people.Zhuo Zhuo suddenly felt nervous about the ugly daughter-in-law wanting to see her in-laws.Although Zhang Zhuoyun is very popular, but this crew is full of veteran actors at the level of actresses, and they are not something they can offend.

"Your Majesty, you understand what I said. At home, you can do anything to me. On the set, you must restrain yourself. We are a man who can bend and stretch, right?" Zhuo Zhuo followed Zhang Zhuoyun while dragging him Although he has been nagging the person opposite him for three days, he is still worried.

"I can do anything to you?" Zhang Zhuoyun murmured and repeated, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, "Okay, I will remember."

The corners of Zhuo Zhuo's eyes suddenly twitched, the point seems wrong, right?

"Xiao Zhang, you are here, come quickly, I will tell you about the play." As soon as Zhang Zhuoyun appeared at the door of the crew, the director found him and hurriedly called him over. The crew had just finished a rivalry scene between actresses. All departments are still busy in their respective positions.

"Director Wang." Zhang Zhuoyun nodded with a rare smile, with a look of respect, Zhuo Zhuo suddenly felt that this person might be a natural actor, this is completely different from the way he raised his feet and asked himself to help him put on socks!

"You are a newcomer, so don't be too nervous. Today you mainly want to shoot the scene after the stand. You like this woman, and you are really happy that she can become your queen, but at the same time you feel unwilling, because she The forces behind it are too strong, so powerful that they threaten the stability of your own position, and even sway the candidate for the queen, so you can't be too obvious, understand? You should have read the script." Director Wang patted Zhang Zhuoyun's Shoulder, Zhuo Zhuo was taken aback by this action, and quickly held the director's hand, "I've seen it, Zhuo Yun's script has been read many times."

"That's good, I look forward to your performance." Director Wang smiled with satisfaction, and made a playful gesture of cheering.

"Hey! Don't worry!" Zhuo Zhuo smiled and rushed back to the director next to the camera, beckoning.

"Why are you so nervous?" Zhang Zhuoyun pulled away Zhuo Zhuo who was standing in front of him strangely, "Of course I have a sense of proportion."

There was no trouble in the first filming, only because of Zhang Zhuoyun's positioning problem, he had to re-shoot a few times, but he grasped the emotions very well, he really deserves to be an emperor.Zhuo Zhuo watched from the side, and there was a kind of pride that my family had a girl who had just grown up.

"Your Majesty, you performed well today. How did you experience such feelings?" Zhuo Zhuo handed water and towels to Zhang Zhuoyun who was waiting for a rest.

"Experience feelings? I feel a little useless after watching this drama. The dignified emperor can't even manage his own harem, so how can he rule the world." Zhang Zhuoyun curled his lips in disdain, closed his eyes and took a nap.

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