Can't afford to mess with the fast-traveling boss
Chapter 225 Turns out to be a great god
As a game anchor, he was robbed of the limelight by a passerby who formed a random team, and it was still a big limelight. He Gu felt that he was a bit embarrassed.
Grinning his teeth at the screen: "Not bad, brother No. [-] has good skills! It seems that I have to be more serious!"
Four didn't respond.
[I was a girl just now, now I'm a big brother? ! 】
[The world is real! 】
[Heh, man, there are two faces! 】
[Oh!Why can't the girl have such a sharp operation?I am a girl!Although I am really good...]
【LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL】
【Steady!I think the scenery is about to overturn! 】
[Come on, girl!Turn over the scenery! 】
……
"Are you okay?" He Gu looked at the barrage in his live broadcast room and his mouth twitched. Was he so happy to see him roll over?
"It's alright!"
"It's okay, it's okay! There's nothing wrong! Wait for the boss to take you away!"
Kangkang and Jiaobaba could also see the barrage in the live broadcast room. After hearing He Gu's words, they quickly shook their heads in denial, but in fact they suffocated their laughter until their faces flushed.
To tell the truth, in fact, they also think that the scenery is about to overturn!
Number four didn't speak the whole time.
After He Gu filled up his health bar, he asked Jiaobaba to see the situation by himself, if he could beat him, he would fight, if he couldn't, he would find a place to hang out. jiaobaba had no objection, and looked for a place to hang out by himself very winkingly. The current situation is that he also really wants to know who is more powerful among these two big shots.
In other words, they all want to see the scene roll over.
When He Gu joined the battle, the battle at the airport seemed to be over. The No. [-] mermaid killed half of the people by himself, and the rest of the people were almost killing each other. The fish that slipped through the net are also relatively sloppy.After being met by He Gu, he was shot and taken away.
After the end, He Gu took a look at the head difference, and he killed 9 people on the 3th, and he only killed [-] people himself.
The comparison of these numbers is really a little eye-catching.
He Gu took a deep breath: "Where is this? I am preserving my strength. The main event is yet to come!"
The barrage was full of hahaha, He Gu was smiling, and secretly scolded his mother for selling criticism.
In the subsequent games, He Gu really took a lot of seriousness, and his skills were not bad at all, but at the beginning it was mainly for entertainment, so naturally he didn't use too much effort.Being ridiculed by the barrage at this moment, coupled with No. [-]'s contemptuous behavior of not saying a word from the beginning to the end, He Gu felt that he was provoked, so he got into a fight with No. [-], the mermaid.
However, this mermaid's technique is really not bad, jiaobaba died on the penultimate lap, and then it became a competition between Scenery and the No. [-] mermaid.
The people in the live broadcast room also noticed that after Jiaobaba also died, the scene talk became less and less, and then it was completely silent.It's just that there are occasional bursts of modal particles that can't be called foul language.
The barrage is saying, the scenery is serious.
But it is a pity that even if it is serious, Scenery still lost to Mermaid in the end.In the end, the two did eat chicken smoothly, but it turned out that Mermaid had five more heads than Scenery.
He Gu's face was a little smelly, and he stared at the number four's name for a long time.
"Brother No. [-], how about another game?"
No. [-] might have originally intended to leave the room, but after hearing He Gu's words, he was slow for a few seconds before typing: Yes.
The barrage of "yooo~", He Gu let out a smirk, and the barrage was agitated seeing his expression.
They even started to encourage He Gu to open the market, and they all wanted to suppress the scene and still overturned this time.
He Gu wasn't interested in talking to everyone at first, but when he saw so many people dislike him, he suddenly became unhappy: "Keep it open! Don't cry for me if you lose!"
[Hahahahahahahahahahaha I think I won! 】
【OK!Won! 】
【What are you doing?I think the scenery is amazing!The one just now was obviously not serious at the beginning, so I fell behind, so I beat mermaid to win! 】
[Scenery's technology has always been obvious to all, you have to have confidence in him!So I press mermaid to win! 】
[Scenery is serious, you all have to cry!So I press mermaid! 】
【What kind of devils are you all? 】
[It's not... you agreed to believe in the scenery?How to press mermaid to win? 】
[Laugh!Take a look at Scenery's face!Can you have some sympathy?I press mermaid! 】
【Depend on!Having said so much, I have not suppressed mermaid!I'm different, I'm in the real scenery!It will still roll over! 】
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm going to die laughing in this live broadcast room! 】
He Gu: "..."
Depend on!You wait for me!
"I won't let you lose to the point where you only have pants left, I'll eat wasabi live!"
[I suspect you are engaging in pornography! 】
[Tsk tsk... I didn't expect you to be such an anchor!Reported! 】
[Eat mustard live?how much to eatOne, I dare to eat too! 】
【Eat a tube!in spite of! 】
"Are you devils?"
[It's not human anyway!Eat, eat, eat! 】
[One tube seems to be a bit much, so let's take a spoonful, right? 】
[I think it will work! 】
[A spoonful!can not be less anymore! 】
"No...how are you so sure that I will lose? Can't I stop eating?"
There was no water friend in this game, it was a two-player game, so only He Gu and the number four.When He Gu was talking, the game microphone was not turned off, and No. [-] could hear what He Gu said.
After listening for a while, number four typed in the game and asked: Are you the anchor?
He Gu nodded after seeing it: "Ah yes, I'm live broadcasting, what's wrong? If you think I talk too much, I can turn off the microphone."
mermaid: It's okay, it's interesting.
"Huh?" He Gu was taken aback, quite interesting?Is this when you listen to stand-up comedy yourself?
"That's fine, as long as you don't think I'm noisy."
mermaid: Are you betting on something?
"Yeah, the fans are guessing which of the two of us killed the most people in this round?" He Gu had nothing to hide, and felt that this kind of thing is not something that cannot be said.
mermaid: I kill more than you and you eat mustard live?
"Ah... yes!"
mermaid: Can you tell me the address of the live broadcast room?Want to see you eat wasabi.
"..."
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 】
[It's over, it's over!You are dead!How dare you say in front of my scenery that I will lose, you are finished!You are already a dead man! 】
[Laugh!So even Number Four thinks that Scenery is doomed? 】
[So stiff?I kind of like the number four!Don't be cowardly, scenery!Fuck it! 】
[Scenery's expression makes me laugh to death, one: Are you fucking kidding me?you are dead!You are dead!You are already a dead man! 】
[Scenery quickly tell him the address of the live broadcast room!Give it to him!Give it to him! 】
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha devil! 】
[But I don't think Scenery will necessarily lose, what if the mermaid loses? 】
Seeing the content of the barrage, He Gu suddenly had an idea: "It's okay to tell you the live broadcast room, but don't you think it's a bit unfair?"
mermaid: Huh?
"Look, I have to eat mustard if I lose, and you still want to come and eat mustard. What if I win? Shouldn't you also take some punishment measures?"
mermaid: It's not that I want to bet with your fans?
"Uh……"
mermaid: I'm just going to join in the fun. If you don't talk about it, don't talk about it. Anyway, I don't have time to go to your live broadcast room to watch.
"…………"
There is a feeling of punching cotton, full of powerlessness.
Seeing the conversation between these two people, the barrage burst into wild laughter again. They have always been the ones who were speechless by the scenery, but they never thought that one day it would be Scenery's turn to be blacked out and unable to get angry.
So fucking cool!
This little mermaid friend can often come to play in the future!
He Gu had nothing to say, so he chose to start the game, and made up his mind that if he couldn't rub the mermaid on the ground this time, he would eat wasabi live!Two scoops!
At the beginning of the game, He Gu asked mermaid where to jump, and mermaid said that he was free to jump anywhere.So He Gu chose the airport again. The last time he was robbed of the limelight by this mermaid at the airport, this time he had to get it back no matter what.
As soon as he landed, He Gu quickly picked up a handful of spray guns, used his flexible position to shuttle through the hail of bullets, and snatched away a few heads.After turning down, the equipment is almost collected, and it is not as poor as the last one.
Looking up, a smile froze on his face.
"Where did you get the top three?"
He still has a first-level armor and a second-level head, where did this guy get the third-level head and third-level armor?It's only a few minutes?
mermaid: I picked it up.you want?
He Gu was taken aback, and asked tentatively, "You want to give it to me?"
mermaid: No, I'm just asking.
He Gu: "..."
Dead dead!This man is already a dead man!
He Guhuan raised the gun in his hand and pointed it at the mermaid, trembling, and was about to press the button to shoot, and the bullet screen was full of "!".
[Fuck!elder brother!calm!Calm down! 】
[Even if you win like this, it doesn’t count, bro! 】
【Hold it!elder brother!We are generous people!We are not angry!hold back brother! 】
【! ! ! ! ! ! 】
【Yaoshou!Trash anchors are going crazy online! 】
……
Just when He Gu almost couldn't hold back and clicked to shoot, the mermaid on the opposite side suddenly raised the 98K in his hand and pointed it at him.
He Gu: "...where did 98K come from?"
mermaid: It was given by the two idiots next door.
He Gu: "..."
Silently put down the submachine gun in his hand, turned around and ran.
Oh shit!This broken game is going to be autistic!
Mermaid saw the opponent turned and ran away, put down the gun in his hand, turned and ran away as well.
When they got out of the airport, He Gu and Mermaid had the same number of people, but the gap between the rich and the poor was obvious when they looked at their equipment.One is a local tyrant dressed in gold, and the other is a local turtle dressed as a beggar.Don't compare too harshly.
What's even more tragic is that He Gu's second-tier armor was still blown up.
Scenery, such a miserable anchor, is autistic online.
When entering the circle on the way, I met a convoy and swept their cars wildly. The driver was a mermaid, and He Gu shot back with a gun.But the opponent's driving skills are really not bad, He Gu is almost out of bullets and still can't kill the opponent, on the contrary, the opponent is chasing more and more closely.
"I'm chasing you! Be careful! I'm almost out of bullets!"
Mermaid didn't speak, but typed two words: Sit tight.
He Gu stared nervously at the car behind him, but didn't see these two words, so he suffered a lot of crimes next.
Mermaid originally drove straight ahead, but suddenly turned one by one and started a snake-like detour.They were walking on a mountainous terrain, the ground itself was not stable, plus he made such a sudden and sharp turn, He Gu was almost thrown off by him.
"Fuck! What are you doing?"
Mermaid ignored him, and the gunshots behind them kept hitting their car body.At this rate, the car will explode sooner or later.He Gu felt a little anxious.
"Why don't I drive it instead? You have bullets, so you can shoot!"
Mermaid ignored him.
Suddenly something happened to the car and it made a sharp turn and then made a big detour. The car that was still in front suddenly turned to the side of the car behind.
However, before they could shoot He Gu and their car, the car suddenly went behind their buttocks.Now the other party panicked a little and started to speed up.
The mermaid suddenly accelerated and ran towards the opponent's car. He Gu was startled by the operation of the mermaid, and he was half hanging outside the car. As a result of such a sudden impact, he was thrown out of the car directly. I fell down.
"Fuck!"
He Gu looked at his blood bar with a confused face.
"Stay away."
A youthful voice sounded in the earphones. It sounded young, but somehow familiar.
Mermaid, who hadn't spoken from the beginning, finally spoke, and it was indeed a boy.
After He Gu was stunned for a moment, he manipulated his game character to climb up to the side, away from the scene of the car accident in front of him.
And the fans in his live broadcast room were equally surprised.
【Wow!It's really a little brother! 】
[I'll just say it's my little brother!How dare a girl be so rigid? 】
[This little brother has a nice voice, huh? 】
[But the little brother's voice seems a bit noisy, is it in an Internet cafe? 】
[Little brother's voice sounds young, is he a student? 】
[Scenery has been stunned by the mermaid operation!Never thought that I didn't die in the hail of bullets, nor was I caught in the poison, but in the end I died at the scene of a car accident hahahahahahaha]
[This car accident may really leave a psychological shadow 2333]
He Gu looked at the barrage and thought, it was more than just a psychological shadow, he might not dare to drive in the future!It would be a disaster to meet such a desperate teammate again!
However, watching mermaid's operation, He Gu had to admit that this kid's skills are indeed good.
Mermaid directly manipulated the vehicles in the game to play bumper cars with the opponent.
The vehicles in the game are not indestructible. If you hit them a few times, both cars will be damaged to a certain extent. If you hit them again, they might explode on the spot.The other party was obviously scared, so he just jumped out of the car.
After jumping off the car, they ran quickly, preparing to hide behind a distant bunker to destroy the mermaid and make up for the scenery.
But they never thought that they were doomed from the moment they jumped out of the car.
As soon as they jumped out of the car, mermaid quickly got out of the car, then hid directly at the rear of the car, took out his 98K, shot a child with one shot, and took them away with two shots.
Seeing that he had sniped the opponent, He Gu quickly shouted: "Help me, save me! Hurry up!"
His health bar was about to bottom out, and if he didn't save him, he really couldn't be saved.
Fortunately, mermaid didn't do anything wrong, walked up to him and knelt down to hold down the blood bar, and then rescued him.
"Is there any medicine?" the boy asked.
"Have."
"The medicine is full, ready to run away."
After such a fierce battle, they began to shrink the circle again.Now that they don't have a car, they can only run drugs on two legs.
He Gu didn't bother, and quickly filled up his state, and then the two started running poison.
It is already the penultimate poisonous circle, and the poison is very strong. You can directly kill it after staying in the poison for a while.The two didn't talk nonsense and ran towards the safe zone.
The next circle shrinks to P City, which is also a populous city.
He Gu and mermaid were still competing in secret, but they did not forget to cooperate with each other.
Although at the beginning, it was with a competitive mentality, and even reached the mood of wanting to kill the other party.But along the way, both of them were surprised to find that the other seemed to be doing well.
Especially in the final stage of cooperation, they unexpectedly matched the timing.
Of course, if Mermaid hadn't got one more head than He Gu in the end, He Gu felt that he might be happier.
Looking at the final settlement results, He Gu's face turned black instantly.
【Stimulate! 】
【666666666】
[Hahahahaha I said that the scenery is about to overturn!Sure enough, the car overturned!LOL! 】
【Wow!Really want to rely on the scenery to make a fortune! 】
[The odds are too low, I am so disappointed in you!Can't you be an upset?I knew it was mermaid! 】
[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then you really lost!woo woo woo woo……】
【Why!It’s generating electricity for love and loving the poor life again! 】
[Why should I trust this big pig's trotter?Can it be rewinded? 】
[It's not... you agreed to suppress the mermaid?Why did you overwhelm the scenery in the end? 】
[It's good to hear that you guys suppressed mermaid, otherwise you will lose money! 】
【嘿咕咱~Stop talking~ Mushroom QAQ】
"What's wrong? You still have two faces? You say you don't want me, but your body chooses me honestly?" He Gu looked at the barrage of wailing, and suddenly his mood brightened a lot.
I originally thought that I was in a really bad mood when I was the only one in misery, but now I found that I was not the only one in misery, and my mood immediately improved.Sure enough, bad things have to be shared.
In a good mood, He Gu asked the mermaid in the game: "Hey brother, are you still playing?"
"No, I have to go. There is a chance." After finishing speaking, the other party went offline in a hurry.
"Hey!" He Gu wanted to say a few more words, but the other party slipped away too fast and didn't have time.
He could only look through the other party's account, and then sent a request to add a friend.
"Going so fast, tsk."
The people in the live broadcast room looked at his slightly regretful appearance and immediately laughed.They all said: It seems that you also have two faces. You are talking about each other's food, but your body honestly sent a friend request.
He Gu pretended that he didn't see anything, and felt a little hungry, so he took out his mobile phone and prepared to order takeaway.
The barrage suddenly became active.
【mustard! 】
[Wasabi mustard!Eat mustard! 】
[You said you lose and eat mustard!Don't try to cheat! 】
[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ,I want to eat wasabi! Scenery's expression must be wonderful! 】
He Gu stopped holding the mobile phone, trying to pretend he didn't see it, but seeing the barrage of wasabi swipes all the time, and there was a tendency to swipe mustard forever if he didn't eat it, He Gu had no choice but to admit defeat.
"Okay, mustard! Order it! Satisfied?"
【satisfy! 】
【Can! 】
[Anyway, if you don’t eat today, don’t even think about downloading it! 】
【Red Chicken~】
In order to satisfy fans' desire to see him eat wasabi, he deliberately chose a Japanese restaurant, ordered two sushi, and some other food, and asked for a tube of wasabi by the way.
The order was received quickly, He Gu just glanced at it casually and was about to put down the phone, but suddenly saw a familiar face, and the phone that was about to be put back was held in front of him again.
After seeing clearly who the delivery man was, the smile on He Gu's face grew wider and wider.
The camera was turned off, and his gradually perverted smile entered the eyes of the fans frame by frame.
【? ? ? 】
【? 】
【? ? ? ? ? 】
【? ? ? 】
【? ? ? ? ? ? 】
[? ? ?It's... kind of scary. 】
【Is my brother crazy?What's in the phone?Sudden metamorphosis? 】
[Did he say he was going to order takeaway? ? ? 】
[Mist Grass!I have some guesses! 】
[Mist Grass!I also……】
[So... the delivery guy? ? ? 】
【! ! ! ! ! ! 】
The bullet screen looked like it had seen through everything, and after He Gu confirmed that the delivery man was Qian Jing, he decisively turned off the live broadcast.
"Then what, I'll have a meal, come back and continue!"
Then regardless of the barrage of protests, decisively download it.
Grinning his teeth at the screen: "Not bad, brother No. [-] has good skills! It seems that I have to be more serious!"
Four didn't respond.
[I was a girl just now, now I'm a big brother? ! 】
[The world is real! 】
[Heh, man, there are two faces! 】
[Oh!Why can't the girl have such a sharp operation?I am a girl!Although I am really good...]
【LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL】
【Steady!I think the scenery is about to overturn! 】
[Come on, girl!Turn over the scenery! 】
……
"Are you okay?" He Gu looked at the barrage in his live broadcast room and his mouth twitched. Was he so happy to see him roll over?
"It's alright!"
"It's okay, it's okay! There's nothing wrong! Wait for the boss to take you away!"
Kangkang and Jiaobaba could also see the barrage in the live broadcast room. After hearing He Gu's words, they quickly shook their heads in denial, but in fact they suffocated their laughter until their faces flushed.
To tell the truth, in fact, they also think that the scenery is about to overturn!
Number four didn't speak the whole time.
After He Gu filled up his health bar, he asked Jiaobaba to see the situation by himself, if he could beat him, he would fight, if he couldn't, he would find a place to hang out. jiaobaba had no objection, and looked for a place to hang out by himself very winkingly. The current situation is that he also really wants to know who is more powerful among these two big shots.
In other words, they all want to see the scene roll over.
When He Gu joined the battle, the battle at the airport seemed to be over. The No. [-] mermaid killed half of the people by himself, and the rest of the people were almost killing each other. The fish that slipped through the net are also relatively sloppy.After being met by He Gu, he was shot and taken away.
After the end, He Gu took a look at the head difference, and he killed 9 people on the 3th, and he only killed [-] people himself.
The comparison of these numbers is really a little eye-catching.
He Gu took a deep breath: "Where is this? I am preserving my strength. The main event is yet to come!"
The barrage was full of hahaha, He Gu was smiling, and secretly scolded his mother for selling criticism.
In the subsequent games, He Gu really took a lot of seriousness, and his skills were not bad at all, but at the beginning it was mainly for entertainment, so naturally he didn't use too much effort.Being ridiculed by the barrage at this moment, coupled with No. [-]'s contemptuous behavior of not saying a word from the beginning to the end, He Gu felt that he was provoked, so he got into a fight with No. [-], the mermaid.
However, this mermaid's technique is really not bad, jiaobaba died on the penultimate lap, and then it became a competition between Scenery and the No. [-] mermaid.
The people in the live broadcast room also noticed that after Jiaobaba also died, the scene talk became less and less, and then it was completely silent.It's just that there are occasional bursts of modal particles that can't be called foul language.
The barrage is saying, the scenery is serious.
But it is a pity that even if it is serious, Scenery still lost to Mermaid in the end.In the end, the two did eat chicken smoothly, but it turned out that Mermaid had five more heads than Scenery.
He Gu's face was a little smelly, and he stared at the number four's name for a long time.
"Brother No. [-], how about another game?"
No. [-] might have originally intended to leave the room, but after hearing He Gu's words, he was slow for a few seconds before typing: Yes.
The barrage of "yooo~", He Gu let out a smirk, and the barrage was agitated seeing his expression.
They even started to encourage He Gu to open the market, and they all wanted to suppress the scene and still overturned this time.
He Gu wasn't interested in talking to everyone at first, but when he saw so many people dislike him, he suddenly became unhappy: "Keep it open! Don't cry for me if you lose!"
[Hahahahahahahahahahaha I think I won! 】
【OK!Won! 】
【What are you doing?I think the scenery is amazing!The one just now was obviously not serious at the beginning, so I fell behind, so I beat mermaid to win! 】
[Scenery's technology has always been obvious to all, you have to have confidence in him!So I press mermaid to win! 】
[Scenery is serious, you all have to cry!So I press mermaid! 】
【What kind of devils are you all? 】
[It's not... you agreed to believe in the scenery?How to press mermaid to win? 】
[Laugh!Take a look at Scenery's face!Can you have some sympathy?I press mermaid! 】
【Depend on!Having said so much, I have not suppressed mermaid!I'm different, I'm in the real scenery!It will still roll over! 】
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm going to die laughing in this live broadcast room! 】
He Gu: "..."
Depend on!You wait for me!
"I won't let you lose to the point where you only have pants left, I'll eat wasabi live!"
[I suspect you are engaging in pornography! 】
[Tsk tsk... I didn't expect you to be such an anchor!Reported! 】
[Eat mustard live?how much to eatOne, I dare to eat too! 】
【Eat a tube!in spite of! 】
"Are you devils?"
[It's not human anyway!Eat, eat, eat! 】
[One tube seems to be a bit much, so let's take a spoonful, right? 】
[I think it will work! 】
[A spoonful!can not be less anymore! 】
"No...how are you so sure that I will lose? Can't I stop eating?"
There was no water friend in this game, it was a two-player game, so only He Gu and the number four.When He Gu was talking, the game microphone was not turned off, and No. [-] could hear what He Gu said.
After listening for a while, number four typed in the game and asked: Are you the anchor?
He Gu nodded after seeing it: "Ah yes, I'm live broadcasting, what's wrong? If you think I talk too much, I can turn off the microphone."
mermaid: It's okay, it's interesting.
"Huh?" He Gu was taken aback, quite interesting?Is this when you listen to stand-up comedy yourself?
"That's fine, as long as you don't think I'm noisy."
mermaid: Are you betting on something?
"Yeah, the fans are guessing which of the two of us killed the most people in this round?" He Gu had nothing to hide, and felt that this kind of thing is not something that cannot be said.
mermaid: I kill more than you and you eat mustard live?
"Ah... yes!"
mermaid: Can you tell me the address of the live broadcast room?Want to see you eat wasabi.
"..."
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 】
[It's over, it's over!You are dead!How dare you say in front of my scenery that I will lose, you are finished!You are already a dead man! 】
[Laugh!So even Number Four thinks that Scenery is doomed? 】
[So stiff?I kind of like the number four!Don't be cowardly, scenery!Fuck it! 】
[Scenery's expression makes me laugh to death, one: Are you fucking kidding me?you are dead!You are dead!You are already a dead man! 】
[Scenery quickly tell him the address of the live broadcast room!Give it to him!Give it to him! 】
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha devil! 】
[But I don't think Scenery will necessarily lose, what if the mermaid loses? 】
Seeing the content of the barrage, He Gu suddenly had an idea: "It's okay to tell you the live broadcast room, but don't you think it's a bit unfair?"
mermaid: Huh?
"Look, I have to eat mustard if I lose, and you still want to come and eat mustard. What if I win? Shouldn't you also take some punishment measures?"
mermaid: It's not that I want to bet with your fans?
"Uh……"
mermaid: I'm just going to join in the fun. If you don't talk about it, don't talk about it. Anyway, I don't have time to go to your live broadcast room to watch.
"…………"
There is a feeling of punching cotton, full of powerlessness.
Seeing the conversation between these two people, the barrage burst into wild laughter again. They have always been the ones who were speechless by the scenery, but they never thought that one day it would be Scenery's turn to be blacked out and unable to get angry.
So fucking cool!
This little mermaid friend can often come to play in the future!
He Gu had nothing to say, so he chose to start the game, and made up his mind that if he couldn't rub the mermaid on the ground this time, he would eat wasabi live!Two scoops!
At the beginning of the game, He Gu asked mermaid where to jump, and mermaid said that he was free to jump anywhere.So He Gu chose the airport again. The last time he was robbed of the limelight by this mermaid at the airport, this time he had to get it back no matter what.
As soon as he landed, He Gu quickly picked up a handful of spray guns, used his flexible position to shuttle through the hail of bullets, and snatched away a few heads.After turning down, the equipment is almost collected, and it is not as poor as the last one.
Looking up, a smile froze on his face.
"Where did you get the top three?"
He still has a first-level armor and a second-level head, where did this guy get the third-level head and third-level armor?It's only a few minutes?
mermaid: I picked it up.you want?
He Gu was taken aback, and asked tentatively, "You want to give it to me?"
mermaid: No, I'm just asking.
He Gu: "..."
Dead dead!This man is already a dead man!
He Guhuan raised the gun in his hand and pointed it at the mermaid, trembling, and was about to press the button to shoot, and the bullet screen was full of "!".
[Fuck!elder brother!calm!Calm down! 】
[Even if you win like this, it doesn’t count, bro! 】
【Hold it!elder brother!We are generous people!We are not angry!hold back brother! 】
【! ! ! ! ! ! 】
【Yaoshou!Trash anchors are going crazy online! 】
……
Just when He Gu almost couldn't hold back and clicked to shoot, the mermaid on the opposite side suddenly raised the 98K in his hand and pointed it at him.
He Gu: "...where did 98K come from?"
mermaid: It was given by the two idiots next door.
He Gu: "..."
Silently put down the submachine gun in his hand, turned around and ran.
Oh shit!This broken game is going to be autistic!
Mermaid saw the opponent turned and ran away, put down the gun in his hand, turned and ran away as well.
When they got out of the airport, He Gu and Mermaid had the same number of people, but the gap between the rich and the poor was obvious when they looked at their equipment.One is a local tyrant dressed in gold, and the other is a local turtle dressed as a beggar.Don't compare too harshly.
What's even more tragic is that He Gu's second-tier armor was still blown up.
Scenery, such a miserable anchor, is autistic online.
When entering the circle on the way, I met a convoy and swept their cars wildly. The driver was a mermaid, and He Gu shot back with a gun.But the opponent's driving skills are really not bad, He Gu is almost out of bullets and still can't kill the opponent, on the contrary, the opponent is chasing more and more closely.
"I'm chasing you! Be careful! I'm almost out of bullets!"
Mermaid didn't speak, but typed two words: Sit tight.
He Gu stared nervously at the car behind him, but didn't see these two words, so he suffered a lot of crimes next.
Mermaid originally drove straight ahead, but suddenly turned one by one and started a snake-like detour.They were walking on a mountainous terrain, the ground itself was not stable, plus he made such a sudden and sharp turn, He Gu was almost thrown off by him.
"Fuck! What are you doing?"
Mermaid ignored him, and the gunshots behind them kept hitting their car body.At this rate, the car will explode sooner or later.He Gu felt a little anxious.
"Why don't I drive it instead? You have bullets, so you can shoot!"
Mermaid ignored him.
Suddenly something happened to the car and it made a sharp turn and then made a big detour. The car that was still in front suddenly turned to the side of the car behind.
However, before they could shoot He Gu and their car, the car suddenly went behind their buttocks.Now the other party panicked a little and started to speed up.
The mermaid suddenly accelerated and ran towards the opponent's car. He Gu was startled by the operation of the mermaid, and he was half hanging outside the car. As a result of such a sudden impact, he was thrown out of the car directly. I fell down.
"Fuck!"
He Gu looked at his blood bar with a confused face.
"Stay away."
A youthful voice sounded in the earphones. It sounded young, but somehow familiar.
Mermaid, who hadn't spoken from the beginning, finally spoke, and it was indeed a boy.
After He Gu was stunned for a moment, he manipulated his game character to climb up to the side, away from the scene of the car accident in front of him.
And the fans in his live broadcast room were equally surprised.
【Wow!It's really a little brother! 】
[I'll just say it's my little brother!How dare a girl be so rigid? 】
[This little brother has a nice voice, huh? 】
[But the little brother's voice seems a bit noisy, is it in an Internet cafe? 】
[Little brother's voice sounds young, is he a student? 】
[Scenery has been stunned by the mermaid operation!Never thought that I didn't die in the hail of bullets, nor was I caught in the poison, but in the end I died at the scene of a car accident hahahahahahaha]
[This car accident may really leave a psychological shadow 2333]
He Gu looked at the barrage and thought, it was more than just a psychological shadow, he might not dare to drive in the future!It would be a disaster to meet such a desperate teammate again!
However, watching mermaid's operation, He Gu had to admit that this kid's skills are indeed good.
Mermaid directly manipulated the vehicles in the game to play bumper cars with the opponent.
The vehicles in the game are not indestructible. If you hit them a few times, both cars will be damaged to a certain extent. If you hit them again, they might explode on the spot.The other party was obviously scared, so he just jumped out of the car.
After jumping off the car, they ran quickly, preparing to hide behind a distant bunker to destroy the mermaid and make up for the scenery.
But they never thought that they were doomed from the moment they jumped out of the car.
As soon as they jumped out of the car, mermaid quickly got out of the car, then hid directly at the rear of the car, took out his 98K, shot a child with one shot, and took them away with two shots.
Seeing that he had sniped the opponent, He Gu quickly shouted: "Help me, save me! Hurry up!"
His health bar was about to bottom out, and if he didn't save him, he really couldn't be saved.
Fortunately, mermaid didn't do anything wrong, walked up to him and knelt down to hold down the blood bar, and then rescued him.
"Is there any medicine?" the boy asked.
"Have."
"The medicine is full, ready to run away."
After such a fierce battle, they began to shrink the circle again.Now that they don't have a car, they can only run drugs on two legs.
He Gu didn't bother, and quickly filled up his state, and then the two started running poison.
It is already the penultimate poisonous circle, and the poison is very strong. You can directly kill it after staying in the poison for a while.The two didn't talk nonsense and ran towards the safe zone.
The next circle shrinks to P City, which is also a populous city.
He Gu and mermaid were still competing in secret, but they did not forget to cooperate with each other.
Although at the beginning, it was with a competitive mentality, and even reached the mood of wanting to kill the other party.But along the way, both of them were surprised to find that the other seemed to be doing well.
Especially in the final stage of cooperation, they unexpectedly matched the timing.
Of course, if Mermaid hadn't got one more head than He Gu in the end, He Gu felt that he might be happier.
Looking at the final settlement results, He Gu's face turned black instantly.
【Stimulate! 】
【666666666】
[Hahahahaha I said that the scenery is about to overturn!Sure enough, the car overturned!LOL! 】
【Wow!Really want to rely on the scenery to make a fortune! 】
[The odds are too low, I am so disappointed in you!Can't you be an upset?I knew it was mermaid! 】
[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then you really lost!woo woo woo woo……】
【Why!It’s generating electricity for love and loving the poor life again! 】
[Why should I trust this big pig's trotter?Can it be rewinded? 】
[It's not... you agreed to suppress the mermaid?Why did you overwhelm the scenery in the end? 】
[It's good to hear that you guys suppressed mermaid, otherwise you will lose money! 】
【嘿咕咱~Stop talking~ Mushroom QAQ】
"What's wrong? You still have two faces? You say you don't want me, but your body chooses me honestly?" He Gu looked at the barrage of wailing, and suddenly his mood brightened a lot.
I originally thought that I was in a really bad mood when I was the only one in misery, but now I found that I was not the only one in misery, and my mood immediately improved.Sure enough, bad things have to be shared.
In a good mood, He Gu asked the mermaid in the game: "Hey brother, are you still playing?"
"No, I have to go. There is a chance." After finishing speaking, the other party went offline in a hurry.
"Hey!" He Gu wanted to say a few more words, but the other party slipped away too fast and didn't have time.
He could only look through the other party's account, and then sent a request to add a friend.
"Going so fast, tsk."
The people in the live broadcast room looked at his slightly regretful appearance and immediately laughed.They all said: It seems that you also have two faces. You are talking about each other's food, but your body honestly sent a friend request.
He Gu pretended that he didn't see anything, and felt a little hungry, so he took out his mobile phone and prepared to order takeaway.
The barrage suddenly became active.
【mustard! 】
[Wasabi mustard!Eat mustard! 】
[You said you lose and eat mustard!Don't try to cheat! 】
[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ,I want to eat wasabi! Scenery's expression must be wonderful! 】
He Gu stopped holding the mobile phone, trying to pretend he didn't see it, but seeing the barrage of wasabi swipes all the time, and there was a tendency to swipe mustard forever if he didn't eat it, He Gu had no choice but to admit defeat.
"Okay, mustard! Order it! Satisfied?"
【satisfy! 】
【Can! 】
[Anyway, if you don’t eat today, don’t even think about downloading it! 】
【Red Chicken~】
In order to satisfy fans' desire to see him eat wasabi, he deliberately chose a Japanese restaurant, ordered two sushi, and some other food, and asked for a tube of wasabi by the way.
The order was received quickly, He Gu just glanced at it casually and was about to put down the phone, but suddenly saw a familiar face, and the phone that was about to be put back was held in front of him again.
After seeing clearly who the delivery man was, the smile on He Gu's face grew wider and wider.
The camera was turned off, and his gradually perverted smile entered the eyes of the fans frame by frame.
【? ? ? 】
【? 】
【? ? ? ? ? 】
【? ? ? 】
【? ? ? ? ? ? 】
[? ? ?It's... kind of scary. 】
【Is my brother crazy?What's in the phone?Sudden metamorphosis? 】
[Did he say he was going to order takeaway? ? ? 】
[Mist Grass!I have some guesses! 】
[Mist Grass!I also……】
[So... the delivery guy? ? ? 】
【! ! ! ! ! ! 】
The bullet screen looked like it had seen through everything, and after He Gu confirmed that the delivery man was Qian Jing, he decisively turned off the live broadcast.
"Then what, I'll have a meal, come back and continue!"
Then regardless of the barrage of protests, decisively download it.
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