Love is like a dream

I glanced at the phone on the table and there were two unread messages from Xiao Zhen.

Xiao Zhen: Jasmine, Jasmine, help!Why is the photo sent by my mobile phone from Weibo upside down?

Xiao Zhen: Jasmine Jasmine, where have you been? Are you not at work?

It turned out that when she sent the message, I happened to be talking with Da Liu in the conference room, so I quickly replied.

Me: Sorry Xiaozhen, I was busy just now, did you get it done?

Xiao Zhen: Hmph, it’s done.

I took a look at her Weibo, and actually posted several times in a row to test whether the picture is upside down, she is really a Beiqi, it can be funny.

Me: Woman, are you so stupid that you don’t know how to adjust the angle of the picture before posting?

Xiao Zhen: I adjusted it, but I didn’t adjust it well at the beginning!

Me: I didn’t get up until noon again, sleepy ghost!

Xiao Zhen: I hate it, it’s hard for me to have time to sleep well, I’m exhausted from running around every day!It doesn't look like you sit in the office every day and don't move!

Me: Ouch, I feel so distressed, my little Zhen, how about more sleep?

Xiao Zhen: No more, it’s time for lunch.

Me: what to eat?

Xiao Zhen: When L comes home, she cooks for me.

Me: your assistant?

Xiao Zhen: Yes.

Me: hum!

Xiao Zhen: Are you jealous again?

Me: Yes, I should cook for you.

Xiao Zhen: Good, unfortunately I can’t eat it.

Me: If I have a chance, can I cook well for you? It’s fine for you to cook together, but don’t do other things.

Xiao Zhen: What else can you do besides cooking, you bad woman, you are getting worse and worse,

Me: Hahaha, it’s just bad, so cute.

After lunch, I glanced at the data query page, and it was already ready, so I snorted coldly.

I heard before that Da Liu in the technical department is a professional pretender, and he likes to make things difficult for others. As expected, I don’t know why such a person can still survive in the company.

I quickly checked the reservation data from the beginning to the present, and found that it has exceeded 5000 volumes, and now there are still about ten days before the end of the month. I have a bold expectation in my heart, to see if it is possible to exceed [-] volumes?

I also published the promotional introduction page and the link to the pre-order page of the new book on various book websites and forums. At the same time, I simultaneously opened the activity of reposting and donating books on Weibo and WeChat, hoping to stimulate the number of orders.The printing and distribution side has been keeping an eye on the progress, and now the sample booklet has come out. The luxurious and majestic cover looks very attractive, which is very in line with the feature of this issue of modern giants.

On the evening of the 25th, after typing, I glanced at Xiao Zhen’s Weibo and found that she had posted a very thoughtful message: Life is a journey of repeated practice.Let【Practice】magazine teach me to practice alone.

It's already midnight, and I just said good night to her, and I don't know what she meant by that?Do you have any thoughts or hints about your state?Or is it just a random sentence, I read the comments below, it is really exciting, there are all kinds of words, and there is a question: broke up?Some people also said that they had posted the same thing with XX. Fans have really big brains. I admit that they are much bigger than me and have a lot more imagination.

I was still a little curious to search this magazine and the source of this sentence. The whole thing is this: If you are uneasy about a person's state, please give yourself some time to practice and embrace this state.When practicing alone, I think I will also learn to embrace the crowd.

What do you want to express?What about her and Miss Z?The person she has always loved but could not love?Did you decide to give up?Or with Miss L?She has too many gossips, so naturally I won't ask her, some questions don't need to be asked.

Just after get off work the next day, I received a message from Xiao Zhen: Little Jasmine, what does it mean to be hacked?

Me: It probably means being slandered, framed, framed, or slandered by others. For example, you obviously never scolded a fan, but suddenly a person who claims to be a fan pops up and says when and where you scolded him. You are hacked.

Xiao Zhen: Ha, so scary?

Me: It’s not that scary anymore. In fact, this is usually used by netizens to joke and ridicule. It’s not that serious. For example, a colleague joked that my legs are thick. ah!Just kidding!

Xiao Zhen: Well, I can prove that your legs are not thick.

Me: Are you studying internet slang again?

Xiao Zhen: Haha, it’s so interesting, I don’t even understand, the Internet slang in mainland China is too rich!

Me: Then let me teach you a few more words. There is another related word called Zihei, which means blackmailing oneself, exposing one’s shortcomings, or talking about one’s bad side. For example, there is a celebrity Zihei on Weibo. Said: Do you think my sister has always been a lady? In fact, my sister is just pretending, and my sister is a man in private!And then add a photo with akimbo showing thighs, this is considered an entertainment self-defeating, it's fun, isn't it?

Xiao Zhen: Wow, so that’s the case, then I posted a photo of my big rabbit teeth, and an ugly photo of me making a funny face, it’s self-defeating, right?

Me: Yes, my little Zhen is really smart.

Xiao Zhen: Wow, hahaha, it's so fun, what else, tell me.

Me: Diaosi refers to ordinary people with low status and mediocre life, who are dissatisfied with boring life but accept the status quo, and do not have much pursuit of life.

Xiao Zhen: Oh, then can I say that I am a dick, I think I am quite suitable!

Me: Sister, where is this? Are you a standard white rich and beautiful?

Xiao Zhen: Oh, I think my mentality is pretty stupid!What other interesting words?

Me: Also, cups = tragedy, tableware = tragedy, tall, rich and handsome = a man who is tall, handsome and rich. Corresponding to Bai Fumei just mentioned, she is a woman who is white, beautiful and rich , and Geli, which means that it is effective, helpful, face-saving, and powerful, and there is wood, which means whether it has or not... Oh, there are too many, I can’t finish a sentence, waiting for you Ask me if you don't understand in the future.

Xiao Zhen: Ahhh, it’s too complicated, I have to digest it slowly, I can’t remember how to use so many at once!

Me: I will teach you!Don't mess around with it, it will be embarrassing if you use it wrong.

Xiao Zhen: Ha, I am a female psychopath, I am often ashamed, don't be afraid anymore.

Me: Goddess, you are blackmailing yourself.

Xiao Zhen: Haha, it turns out that I have always been very good at self-defeating, and also, what do these words mean, blockhouse, convulsions, high-end, foreign style, and the most dazzling ethnic style.

Me: Hey, my little Zhen is really a good kid who loves to learn, okay, let this Internet guru explain to you one by one.Bunker means crazy, shocked, and awesome. Convulsion means crazy and nervous. High-end means very high taste, grade, and level. Western style means fashion without rusticity. The most dazzling ethnic style. a popular song.

Xiao Zhen: Wow, Little Jasmine, the Internet guru, is really amazing. She knows so much, and learned so many Internet terms today. I am so happy!

Me: Goddess, I'm so tired today, let's continue learning tomorrow, there are too many Internet terms, and there may be new ones every day, so I can't finish it in a day or two.

Xiao Zhen: Alright, take a rest first, Little Jasmine, and let me understand what you said first.

I put down my phone for a while and took a look at Weibo, and found that this woman has already started to learn and sell on Weibo, and immediately used it for various replies and reposts. She is really a good girl who is brave enough to practice .