BOSS three and a half inches

Facing the boss's inquiry, Wen Le's first reaction was that the other party was confessing in disguise.

He can't be blamed for thinking too much, after all, the bad impression left on Wen Le when the boss first came was too deep.Such a stunning and shocking appearance, but in the next second the BOSS turned into a narcissistic psychopath who likes men.So Wen Le logically misinterpreted BOSS's sentence "It's better for you to practice with me" into "It's better for us to practice together".

Although the BOSS Yan Haosheng is exactly the dish that Wen Le likes, but Wen Le has integrity anyway, so he won't fall in love with an NPC casually.Well, in fact, Wen Le just thought that the other party was a Douding now but invited him to double cultivation in a serious manner, thinking that the boss was joking.

The boss originally thought that Wen Le would thank Xianyuan with tears of gratitude when he heard that he was willing to teach him the mind, but he didn't expect that the other party didn't care about it. , Don’t care about the Great Dao of Longevity at all?

"Brother Wen, don't you want to cultivate?"

Wen Le asked back with a smile: "What's the benefit of learning to cultivate? Can you live forever?"

The boss shook his head: "No."

Although cultivating immortals can live forever, they cannot live forever. Even heaven and man have five decays, let alone monks.

"Can I sit on the golden mountains and silver seas and enjoy the luxury?"

The boss shook his head honestly again: "No."

Poor and rich in martial arts, those who can afford to practice martial arts are rich people, and monks are even more resource-burning households.As for pleasure, ahem, evil monks only pay attention to pleasure, decent monks are not ascetics as long as they are not, so they still care about food, clothing, housing, transportation, and appetite.

"Then what's the use of learning to cultivate? I'm a mortal. I can eat happily, play happily, and drenched my whole life. I have to pay attention to the cultivation of pure heart and few desires, my heart is like calm water, and I have no desires and desires. Why do I want to cultivate truth? How many more years will the tasteless live?"

Although Wen Le mistakenly equated practice with being a monk, it has to be said that the life of a well-known and decent monk is not much different from being a monk.Cultivators restrain their emotions and desires, and their only desire is to be successful in cultivation. Although a monk has a long lifespan, cultivation is not a peace of mind. In order to compete for opportunities and resources, there is always the risk of falling. Enjoyment is not valued.

The boss tilted his head and thought for a while: "Well... When your cultivation reaches the foundation building stage, you can fly with the sword, and the sky is yours to roam."

"Fly if you say so. There are flight control laws at high altitudes." Although Wen Le refuted this, she was actually moved.Flying has always been inexplicably attractive to humans who can't grow wings. Wen Le also grew up watching martial arts movies, so he is naturally full of yearning for riding the wind and flying the sword.

The boss let out a sigh, thinking that Wen Le really didn't want to practice, so he didn't plan to mention it again.Fortunately, although the BOSS has the memory and ability of being a monk, but the heart is just a child, otherwise it will change the main personality, and seeing Wen Le as a mortal who is so picky and dislikes the fairy fate, he would probably have taught Wen Le a lesson. It's over.

Immortals are different, being able to meet immortals and step on the immortal journey is something that many people dream of, but Wen Le doesn't even want the blessings sent to his door, it is simply challenging the restraint of the monks.

Seeing that the BOSS lost interest, Wen Le became interested instead. He asked anxiously, "Can I really cultivate? Didn't the novel say that it depends on the aptitude of the spiritual root, and also tests on core concentration, root bone understanding, etc.?"

Not to mention being a monk, even if the character's attribute point is low in a game, it will be difficult to level up. Wen Le doesn't think that ordinary people can become monks so easily.

The boss's reply really made Wen Le dumbfounded.

"Brother Wen, if you are willing to practice, I will test your aptitude."

Well, check only if you are willing, and if you find that you can't practice after the check, it will be a joy for nothing.But anyway, it's a physical test, so let's treat it as a free physical examination.

Wen Le suppressed a smile and said, "Then little Ye Zi, you can help me see if I am suitable for cultivation."

The BOSS responded, but did not move.Seeing Wen Le's suspicion, the BOSS grinned, and made a gesture of spreading his hands: "This is not a sect, I don't have any suitable tools at hand." Warm test.

After a long time, you are still joking with me.Wen Le muttered a few words depressedly, and soon put the matter behind her, and began to happily eat the roasted meat buns.

After the two bulging meat pies were eaten, the boss suddenly said with a small stomach: "Brother Wen, why don't we try the exercises first?"

The idea of ​​the boss is very simple. Although I don't know if Wen Le can practice, there is nothing wrong with trying. If he can learn, it will prove that Wen Le can practice; if he can't, it means that Wen Le is not suitable for cultivation.

Wen Le felt that the BOSS was simply unreliable, and practice was not about tasting food, but he was bored anyway, so he agreed with a smile.

Boss tried his best to put on a stern face, pretending to be serious, and read out a mouthful and profound formula.

Obviously, Wen Le can understand every word, but when combined together, Wen Le really doesn't understand at all.What does it mean to keep the ancestral orifice with a curtain and a mind, and what the hell is the state of peace, qi and sea, and how can you not learn the formulas of cultivation like Bai Letian, so that it can keep pace with the times and be easy to understand.

Seeing Wen Le's bewildered face, the BOSS was powerless to help. Although his personality remembered the exercises, remembering didn't mean he could understand and use them.

The two stared at each other, and Wen Le could only sigh helplessly.Sure enough, he is an idiot to believe in the BOSS.

The BOSS smiled awkwardly: "Actually...that..."

"Little Yezi, don't you have an easy-to-learn exercise?"

Wen Le just asked casually, but unexpectedly the boss raised his voice and replied, "Yes."

"Then teach me that set of exercises."

"But that's the introductory mentality of the magic gate."

Wen Le held his forehead with one hand, not wanting the boss to see his contemptuous eyes.

"Brother Wen, you can't do things quickly. Although there are shortcuts in the way of magic, it is not the right way."

Hey, I don't need you, an unreliable guy, to educate me.

The BOSS changed the topic: "However, the magic technique is indeed more useful here."

Wen Le raised his head: "Why do you say that?"

"Because the spiritual energy in this world has been exhausted, it is easier to practice and succeed only by killing one's way."

"Enter Taoism by killing?" Wen Le completely gave up the idea of ​​practicing, joking, he is not a perverted murderer.

The boss thought that Wen Le was asking him, and replied solemnly: "Yeah, I figured it out, if you want to enter the Tao by killing, it is estimated that Brother Wen, you have to kill 3 chickens to be able to enter the first level." gone."

Wen Le sighed weakly: "Does eating eggs count? There are so many chickens, and I am not a chicken farm. I will kill [-] chickens until the year of the monkey."

"If you kill tigers, maybe a thousand are enough."

"Tch, I was arrested by the Wildlife Conservation Association after I killed the first one. Besides, with my small body, I am going to deliver food."

Wen Le has already made up his mind, he will never ask the boss about his practice again, he is so heartbroken.

The BOSS looked away a little guilty, alas, he actually wanted to repay his favor.

The grand plan of cultivation has come to naught, so Wen Le can do whatever he should.At night, as usual, Uncle Nini sleeps at the end of the bed, and BOSS sleeps at the head of the bed.I don't know if the BOSS is sleeping in the wrong place tonight or Wen Le's sleeping position is not good. When Wen Le turned over, the BOSS slid off the pillow and touched Wen Le's lips.

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