BOSS three and a half inches

Wen Le bit the bullet, squeezed out a smile, and tried to look sincere: "I... I am Wen Le, and I have met Ling Xiao Zhenjun."

Ye Lingyun's brows did not move, her aura was still in full swing, and the cold and tyrannical aura suppressed Wen Le so much that she just wanted to vomit blood.

"Oh, do you recognize me? Very good, then tell me, where is this place, and why did I appear here?"

Wen Le looked calm, and answered with a smile, neither humble nor overbearing: "This is my home, 4, Building 404, Jinyun Community, Beibei, Huaxia National Mountain City. I'm sorry, Boss, you are just an NPC, and you crossed over from the computer to my room. Please don't act presumptuously in front of me." , the law protects the owner’s private rights from being violated, if you don’t go out, be careful and I will call the police to arrest you.”

Cough cough, the above paragraph is purely Wen Le's imagination.

Rao Wen Le was full of resourcefulness on the Internet, and when he really encountered a terrible difficulty, he didn't even know how to answer it.The BOSS appeared inexplicably, and Wen Le couldn't answer the questions he asked.

Wen Le couldn't help being a little annoyed, you asked me, I still want to ask God, who knows why the characters in the game suddenly appeared in my house, and pretended that if you don't cooperate obediently, you will die Fierce look.

Seeing Wen Le's expression changed, Ye Lingyun gave a cold snort, lightly waved his right hand, and light gathered in the air, and a cold ice sword quietly formed, the sharp point of the sword was straight towards Wen Le's throat.

Wen Le didn't dare to move at once, now he was completely under the control of others, and if he was not careful, the tip of the sword would be stained with blood.But even if Wen Le didn't move, the sharpness of the sword's edge made him shudder, and his tiny hairs stood on end in fright.

"I... Let me tell you!" Wen Le yelled, "This is the fairy world, you...you came here by flying!"

Damn, I can only tell nonsense with my eyes open, it is impossible to tell you that you are just a piece of virtual data in the game, you are not a human at all, at most an artificial intelligence.Not to mention that just now, my young master, I led a group of people to beat you to pieces, and then groped you, intending to steal the equipment you dropped.To be honest, it is estimated that my life will not be guaranteed.Alas, Daoist Sanqing, Tathagata Buddha, God Jesus, passing gods, and the game official must bless me. If I can survive this difficulty, I will never provoke the boss again.

"Immortal world?" Ye Lingyun looked thoughtfully at his surroundings.As early as when he appeared in human form, the fluorescent lights resumed operation, so Ye Lingyun could clearly see the furniture arrangement in the house.

It is indeed a display that has never been seen before, but this simple and strange place, could it be a magnificent, ethereal and majestic fairy palace?

Seeing that Ye Lingyun didn't seem to believe it, Wen Le hurriedly flicked, "Take a look, Zhenjun." He boldly pressed the switch of the TV, and with the start-up music, the TV screen lit up, and images appeared soon.

"This is a strange TV set in the fairy world. Look, how can you see things thousands of miles away except for the treasures in the fairy world?" Wen Le added: "Look, so many villains can fit in this box , Nasumi is a mustard seed, is it powerful enough?"

The corners of Ye Lingyun's lips rose slightly, but someone who was trying to practice deception didn't notice it.

"Look, this treasure is called Electric Bing...a freezer, and the things stored in it can last for a long time."

"It's called an air conditioner. Just press the switch, whether it's midsummer or cold winter, the room will be like spring all year round, making you feel comfortable and comfortable."

Wen Le has never been so hard to sell, oh no, it is to introduce high-tech products. Fortunately, I usually glance at the advertisements when I watch TV. This new sales pitch seems to be pretty good.

Ye Lingyun laughed lightly.

As expected of a BOSS, even the laughter is exceptionally nice. Wen Le sincerely has the urge to persuade the BOSS to change careers and become an actor. Didn't you see that the year-end awards for celebrity managers are so generous that people are jealous? Debuting the BOSS will definitely make you money .

Anyway, as long as you smile, you won't kill people casually if you're in a good mood.Wen Le prayed silently.However, if he knew what Ye Lingyun was thinking, he would probably have black lines all over his forehead.

This lazy boy is really funny, he dares to talk nonsense to me, boasting about these things.It's just ridiculous that some vulgar things dare to claim to be gods in the fairy world.

Although Ye Lingyun didn't know what the Immortal World should look like, as far as he knew, the Immortal World would definitely not be what it is now.The thing called Temple Stone Pole is not just like the Water Mirror Mysterious Light Technique, it can peek into the distance at will; as for accommodating people, it is even more common, any top-grade Qiankun bag can be a world of its own.Han Binggui and Kong Tiao are just ordinary ice spells, so they are nothing unusual.However, people from other worlds have no cultivation but can use spells easily, and they can't see traces of true energy in their spiritual eyes, which is a bit strange.

The other party has no cultivation base, and there is no powerful magic circle trap in this room, Ye Lingyun also felt relieved.Originally, he was retreating in his quiet room, but suddenly he felt dizzy, and when he woke up, he found himself in a strange place.This weird situation made him think that he had encountered the enemy's layout design, so he planned to attack violently.Since the opponent doesn't look like an enemy, there is no need to be so on guard.

With Ye Lingyun's fingers hidden in his sleeves, he lightly pinched the magic weapon, and the ice sword, which was touching Wen Le's vital point, groaned, turned from ice into water vapor, and disappeared into the room.

Wen Le was glad to be rescued, when suddenly he heard another fatal question.

"Even if this is the fairy world, who are you and why did you appear in front of me?"

Hey, I just wanted to ask you how you are. You are doing everything you can in the game and dominating the game. Why, I just pushed you once, and you appeared in front of me strangely.I've never heard that the pushed BOSS will come after you lingeringly. Boss, do you have a unique hobby?

"I am the guide of the fairy world, and I am here to welcome you."

"It's ridiculous, you have no cultivation, can you guide me? Tell me, who are you!"

Seeing Wen Le's faltering, Ye Lingyun sneered and said, "Is it an assassin, or... a servant?"

If it wasn't for his life, Wen Le almost laughed out loud. The BOSS must have a problem with his head. This thinking is too jumpy. It is understandable to think that he is an assassin. How could he be thought of as a servant who waits for the bed.

But from Ye Lingyun's point of view, Wen Le either has evil intentions and intends to plot against him; or he admires himself and plans to recommend himself as a pillow.Otherwise, why would a good-looking big man come to greet him with no clothes covering his body, just wearing a pair of thin trousers, without making it clear that he wanted to seduce Huanhao?

Fortunately, Ye Lingyun traveled to an otaku's house. If he traveled to a woman's house and saw the beautiful scenery, he didn't know whether he would see no evil or shout out that he is flirtatious.

Wen Le's head is spinning rapidly: either he will be killed as an assassin with ulterior motives, and his head will hurt;

At such a critical juncture, Wen Le still couldn't help but wander into the sky, and secretly complained that there must be a corrupt girl in the game's official plan, otherwise how could the majestic boss be so vile, with all kinds of tall and tall characters, and the hidden attribute is actually narcissism plus Fuck!

Wen Le answered without tears: "It's the servant."

Honesty is precious, and the price of life is higher. Sorry, I have maintained a virgin body for 22 years╥﹏╥

Ye Lingyun gave an evil smile, but Wen Le floated to the bed without seeing him make a move.Before Wen Le could struggle, Ye Lingyun came to his side, and fell on top of him like that, which made Wen Le stiffen in fright.

Help... help!I'm going to be crushed by the boss!

Seeing that Wen Le was about to leave the singles with great joy, another thing happened that neither of them expected.

Ye Lingyun's long black hair that dragged the floor suddenly shortened rapidly, not only his hair but also his body shrunk at the same time!

The thief hurt me!Sure enough, there is a fraud!

Ye Lingyun's heart trembled, and he didn't dare to approach this strange young man again. He flew backwards, opened a safe distance, and then stopped retaining his strength, and urged his true energy with all his strength, and sword energy was born out of thin air, facing Wen Le attacked overwhelmingly.

What the hell!

Young master, I worked hard to get a mortgage to buy a house!My renovation costs are dead!

Perhaps because of the suppression of the planes in the real world, Ye Lingyun's attack is not as sharp as it is introduced on the official website, and its power is so powerful that it can destroy the world.However, although no sword was swung to shake the ground and collapse the walls, the sword energy was everywhere, and the thick walls were easily pierced like a thin piece of paper. Wen Le was terrified to see it.

Escape!

Wen Le stumbled and hid in the kitchen, after all, there was a door and weapons in the kitchen.Speaking of which, he was also lucky, he was unscathed by the volley of sword energy, only the furniture and the house were in bad luck.It's a pity that today is Saturday, and the residents upstairs and downstairs are all out to play, otherwise there would be such a big commotion, someone would have complained at the top of their throats, maybe Wen Le would have a little more life.

The sound of the raging sword energy soon weakened. Wen Le held the iron pot lid in one hand and the watermelon knife in the other, and cautiously probed to check the situation outside.

Look left and right, hey, where are people?

Wen Le blinked to make sure that the terrifying boss had disappeared, and then he walked out of the kitchen with a sigh of relief, and collapsed on the sofa weakly.

Even though he only got along with the boss for a while, Wen Le only felt physically and mentally exhausted. Every moment just now felt like a year, which was extremely tormenting.

"Wow!"

Wen Le suddenly yelled, his ass, what is poking him!Wen Le jumped up from the sofa quickly as if being scorched by fire, and looked behind vigilantly, then he was dumbfounded again.

What is this?

A Q-version little man about ten centimeters in length looked at him with great vigor. His eyes were big and round, watery and very bright, his little face was pink, and there were two dull hairs floating on his head. How cute and cute it looks, it is simply a cute person.

The author has something to say:

Just wanting to raise the whip but shrinking, begging for the psychological shadow of the BOSS.

Cough cough, BOSS is not lecherous (serious face), believe me, he is just confusing the opponent, definitely not teasing Wen Le in a wicked way→_→

BOSS: Hmph, Wen Le, we have a long life ahead.

Wen Le: Pay me my hard-earned money!